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"I’ve just popped a kangaroo in there" It's a start. Not exactly gold, frankincense or .... er ... the other one but thank you anyway x | |||
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"I’ve just popped a kangaroo in there" What have you don't with my elephant giraffe and hippo | |||
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"I’ve just popped a kangaroo in there What have you don't with my elephant giraffe and hippo " Please dont say they are in there too ... | |||
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"Cock drawing sounds fun. Is tour key under the mat too? If there's a kangaroo in uour bedroom, we know who to blame " My key is in its hole | |||
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"Cock drawing sounds fun. Is tour key under the mat too? If there's a kangaroo in uour bedroom, we know who to blame My key is in its hole " Lucky key | |||
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"... in the bath. Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing? I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative. . . (I hope its Wonko)" burglars | |||
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese " That was partly the point of the bath! | |||
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"... in the bath. Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing? I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative. . . (I hope its Wonko)burglars " Eek | |||
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"... in the bath. Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing? I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative. . . (I hope its Wonko)burglars Eek" lol do you keep a gun under the mattress | |||
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"... in the bath. Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing? I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative. . . (I hope its Wonko)burglars Eeklol do you keep a gun under the mattress " Either that or I am pleased to see you | |||
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"... in the bath. Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing? I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative. . . (I hope its Wonko)burglars Eeklol do you keep a gun under the mattress Either that or I am pleased to see you " lol | |||
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese That was partly the point of the bath!" | |||
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese That was partly the point of the bath!" Bleurgh! | |||
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese That was partly the point of the bath! " Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness? | |||
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"A mint on your pillow and a turn down Old habits die hard" Can't beat the classics | |||
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese That was partly the point of the bath! Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?" nope gobliness | |||
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese That was partly the point of the bath! Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness " Oooh. See you in there! | |||
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"I've buried your bed under a giant pile of pretty shoes." Are there some kangaroo sized ones? You know how touchy they can be! | |||
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese That was partly the point of the bath! Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness Oooh. See you in there!" In where? | |||
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese That was partly the point of the bath! Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness Oooh. See you in there!In where? " The bedroom. Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! | |||
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"I just checked. Just a marsupial bouncing around. No googly eyed stud muffins (yet). Back to the bath I guess" You have a bath half time?! Do you change ends? | |||
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"I just checked. Just a marsupial bouncing around. No googly eyed stud muffins (yet). Back to the bath I guess You have a bath half time?! Do you change ends? " It might go into extra time if I aint got me hot momma or a stud muffin in there | |||
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"A knickerbocker Glory!" Ooh do us a favour, can you bring that in here? I could enjoy that whilst in the bath! | |||
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"I’ve left a steaming….. towel on the bed for you " Very kind. | |||
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese That was partly the point of the bath! Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness Oooh. See you in there!In where? The bedroom. Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! " lol hey youre very trusting aren't you letting strangers come into your home while you're in the bath? | |||
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese That was partly the point of the bath! Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness Oooh. See you in there!In where? The bedroom. Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! lol hey youre very trusting aren't you letting strangers come into your home while you're in the bath? " There are no strangers on fab. Just meets I haven't had yet | |||
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"I’ve left a steaming….. towel on the bed for you Very kind. " I’m taking that towel back. One word. Mushrooms | |||
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese That was partly the point of the bath! Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness Oooh. See you in there!In where? The bedroom. Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! lol hey youre very trusting aren't you letting strangers come into your home while you're in the bath? There are no strangers on fab. Just meets I haven't had yet" lol they're strange until they're not | |||
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"I’ve left a steaming….. towel on the bed for you Very kind. I’m taking that towel back. One word. Mushrooms " Fine. Can I have my cheese back? | |||
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"I just checked. Just a marsupial bouncing around. No googly eyed stud muffins (yet). Back to the bath I guess" Tell the kangeroo. He an interview go to on Monday | |||
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese That was partly the point of the bath! Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness Oooh. See you in there!In where? The bedroom. Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! lol hey youre very trusting aren't you letting strangers come into your home while you're in the bath? There are no strangers on fab. Just meets I haven't had yetlol they're strange until they're not " Sweetie, when you are a 50 year old bloke who gets off on dressing as mutton dressed as lamb, nothing is strange. | |||
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"I’ve left a steaming….. towel on the bed for you Very kind. I’m taking that towel back. One word. Mushrooms Fine. Can I have my cheese back?" I’ll let you know when it reappears | |||
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"I’ve left a steaming….. towel on the bed for you Very kind. I’m taking that towel back. One word. Mushrooms Fine. Can I have my cheese back? I’ll let you know when it reappears " One word,: Oh dear. | |||
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese That was partly the point of the bath! Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness Oooh. See you in there!In where? The bedroom. Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! lol hey youre very trusting aren't you letting strangers come into your home while you're in the bath? There are no strangers on fab. Just meets I haven't had yetlol they're strange until they're not Sweetie, when you are a 50 year old bloke who gets off on dressing as mutton dressed as lamb, nothing is strange." | |||
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese That was partly the point of the bath! Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness Oooh. See you in there!In where? The bedroom. Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! lol hey youre very trusting aren't you letting strangers come into your home while you're in the bath? There are no strangers on fab. Just meets I haven't had yetlol they're strange until they're not Sweetie, when you are a 50 year old bloke who gets off on dressing as mutton dressed as lamb, nothing is strange. " If you keep posing smileys, it will only encourage me you know .... stud | |||
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"I fell asleep Dangerous!!! " I think the floatation devices would have saved you | |||
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"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese That was partly the point of the bath! Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness Oooh. See you in there!In where? The bedroom. Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! lol hey youre very trusting aren't you letting strangers come into your home while you're in the bath? There are no strangers on fab. Just meets I haven't had yetlol they're strange until they're not Sweetie, when you are a 50 year old bloke who gets off on dressing as mutton dressed as lamb, nothing is strange." lol true | |||
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"Am I too late? I might just fill the bath with baked beans if you're out of it. " Waaaaay too late | |||
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