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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... in the bath.

Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing?

I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative.

(I hope its Wonko)

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’ve just popped a kangaroo in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve just popped a kangaroo in there"

It's a start.

Not exactly gold, frankincense or .... er ... the other one but thank you anyway x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is running, scorching hot water with lavender bubbles, orange scented candles, steaming the window so I've drawn a cock. I might even shave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cock drawing sounds fun.

Is tour key under the mat too?

If there's a kangaroo in uour bedroom, we know who to blame

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I’ve just popped a kangaroo in there"

What have you don't with my elephant giraffe and hippo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve just popped a kangaroo in there

What have you don't with my elephant giraffe and hippo "

Please dont say they are in there too ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock drawing sounds fun.

Is tour key under the mat too?

If there's a kangaroo in uour bedroom, we know who to blame "

My key is in its hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock drawing sounds fun.

Is tour key under the mat too?

If there's a kangaroo in uour bedroom, we know who to blame

My key is in its hole

Lucky key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"... in the bath.

Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing?

I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative.

(I hope its Wonko)"
burglars

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese

That was partly the point of the bath!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... in the bath.

Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing?

I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative.

(I hope its Wonko)burglars

Eek

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"... in the bath.

Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing?

I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative.

(I hope its Wonko)burglars

Eek"
lol do you keep a gun under the mattress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... in the bath.

Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing?

I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative.

(I hope its Wonko)burglars

Eeklol do you keep a gun under the mattress

Either that or I am pleased to see you

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"... in the bath.

Key is under the mat, porch light on. What can I expect waiting for me in my bedroom when I have finished bathing?

I have heard fabbers can be generous and imaginative.

(I hope its Wonko)burglars

Eeklol do you keep a gun under the mattress

Either that or I am pleased to see you

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lol

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese

That was partly the point of the bath!"

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By *yresMan
over a year ago

Midland town

Having a well earned soak at present after a very busy day!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just checked.

Just a marsupial bouncing around. No googly eyed stud muffins (yet). Back to the bath I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese

That was partly the point of the bath!"

Bleurgh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mint on your pillow and a turn down

Old habits die hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese

That was partly the point of the bath!

Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A mint on your pillow and a turn down

Old habits die hard"

Can't beat the classics

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese

That was partly the point of the bath!

Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?"
nope gobliness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese

That was partly the point of the bath!

Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness

Oooh.

See you in there!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've buried your bed under a giant pile of pretty shoes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've buried your bed under a giant pile of pretty shoes."

Are there some kangaroo sized ones? You know how touchy they can be!

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese

That was partly the point of the bath!

Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness

Oooh.

See you in there!"
In where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese

That was partly the point of the bath!

Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness

Oooh.

See you in there!In where? "

The bedroom.

Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I just checked.

Just a marsupial bouncing around. No googly eyed stud muffins (yet). Back to the bath I guess"

You have a bath half time?! Do you change ends?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just checked.

Just a marsupial bouncing around. No googly eyed stud muffins (yet). Back to the bath I guess

You have a bath half time?! Do you change ends?

It might go into extra time if I aint got me hot momma or a stud muffin in there

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

A knickerbocker Glory!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A knickerbocker Glory!"

Ooh do us a favour, can you bring that in here? I could enjoy that whilst in the bath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve left a steaming….. towel on the bed for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve left a steaming….. towel on the bed for you

Very kind.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese

That was partly the point of the bath!

Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness

Oooh.

See you in there!In where?

The bedroom.

Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! "
lol hey youre very trusting aren't you letting strangers come into your home while you're in the bath?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese

That was partly the point of the bath!

Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness

Oooh.

See you in there!In where?

The bedroom.

Once I have cleared away some of these shoes.i w nt you to show me what this gobliness is all about! lol hey youre very trusting aren't you letting strangers come into your home while you're in the bath?

There are no strangers on fab.

Just meets I haven't had yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve left a steaming….. towel on the bed for you

Very kind.

I’m taking that towel back.

One word.

Mushrooms

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese

That was partly the point of the bath!

Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness

Oooh.

See you in there!In where?

The bedroom.

There are no strangers on fab.

Just meets I haven't had yet"
lol they're strange until they're not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve left a steaming….. towel on the bed for you

Very kind.

I’m taking that towel back.

One word.

Mushrooms

Fine.

Can I have my cheese back?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I just checked.

Just a marsupial bouncing around. No googly eyed stud muffins (yet). Back to the bath I guess"

Tell the kangeroo. He an interview go to on Monday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese

That was partly the point of the bath!

Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness

Oooh.

See you in there!In where?

The bedroom.

There are no strangers on fab.

Just meets I haven't had yetlol they're strange until they're not

Sweetie, when you are a 50 year old bloke who gets off on dressing as mutton dressed as lamb, nothing is strange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve left a steaming….. towel on the bed for you

Very kind.

I’m taking that towel back.

One word.

Mushrooms

Fine.

Can I have my cheese back?"

I’ll let you know when it reappears

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve left a steaming….. towel on the bed for you

Very kind.

I’m taking that towel back.

One word.

Mushrooms

Fine.

Can I have my cheese back?

I’ll let you know when it reappears

One word,:

Oh dear.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese

That was partly the point of the bath!

Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness

Oooh.

See you in there!In where?

The bedroom.

There are no strangers on fab.

Just meets I haven't had yetlol they're strange until they're not

Sweetie, when you are a 50 year old bloke who gets off on dressing as mutton dressed as lamb, nothing is strange."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese

That was partly the point of the bath!

Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness

Oooh.

See you in there!In where?

The bedroom.

There are no strangers on fab.

Just meets I haven't had yetlol they're strange until they're not

Sweetie, when you are a 50 year old bloke who gets off on dressing as mutton dressed as lamb, nothing is strange.

If you keep posing smileys, it will only encourage me you know .... stud

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Waters cold now.

I shall get out and hope Wonko is waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell asleep

Dangerous!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fell asleep

Dangerous!!!

I think the floatation devices would have saved you

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I’ve just been in and relieved you of your cheese

That was partly the point of the bath!

Cleanliness is next to ... something... is it Fabulousness?nope gobliness

Oooh.

See you in there!In where?

The bedroom.

There are no strangers on fab.

Just meets I haven't had yetlol they're strange until they're not

Sweetie, when you are a 50 year old bloke who gets off on dressing as mutton dressed as lamb, nothing is strange."
lol true

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Am I too late? I might just fill the bath with baked beans if you're out of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I too late? I might just fill the bath with baked beans if you're out of it. "

Waaaaay too late

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