FabSwingers.com forum: If you had to smell like a piece of food for the rest of your life

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What food would you want to be . Happy weekends everyone. Even happier one for me Tenerife in the morning for a week

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Freshly baked bread

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Freshly baked bread"

That's a good shout I'll go for that too.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oranges

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Freshly baked bread"
great choice or a sour dough pizza base

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese.

Might as well continue as I started.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Toast.

I want people to wonder if they're having a stroke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosemary and sea salt foccacia

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Frying onions! And have a lovely holiday x

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Frying onions! And have a lovely holiday x"
Ta very much . Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cinamon cheesecake

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Freshly baked cookies.

Definitely not Parma violets

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Bacon

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Week old fish that has been left in the sun.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

A cake baking in the oven a nice sponge cake.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Honey. It’s my favourite smell.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

English strawberries

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

It would be orange, most of my perfumes are orangey

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By *irenSaintSinnerCouple
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

The best natural Vanilla extract

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Coffee cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Apples

Mrs

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Chocolate "

I absolutely love chocolate - but...stayed in a hotel once for a few nights on a business trip which was obviously very close to a chocolate factory. The smell around the entire hotel - lobby, bathrooms, bar, restaurant and the bedrooms - was absolutely sickening

. I was glad to leave!!!

I've also lived near the Guiness brewery in Dublin in my younger days - on certain days, the smell of hops was overpowering!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Caramel ... like Cadburys caramel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if I tasted like Jaffa cake Emily wouldn't eat me

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Watermelon. Lemon a close second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bbq

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Grapefruit or mint!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Rosemary and sea salt foccacia"

Rosemary is a good call. I've got some rosemary hair oil and it's lovely

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Strong cheddar please

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Apples I don't reckon you could get bored of that

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Cherry Bakewells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla ice cream

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Cheese.

Might as well continue as I started."
Mascaponi or gorgonzola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cinnamon or fresh doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Banana Bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mulled wine

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Bergamot.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Truffle

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Either candyfloss or some kind of fruit... Maybe an Apple

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

My favourite fruit...oranges.

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By *cecold1980Man
over a year ago

ashington

"Coconut"

Coconut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hash browns

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

A fresh spring morning

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

As everyone thinks I have a Custard fetish i best go for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Candy floss

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Katsu curry

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"It would be orange, most of my perfumes are orangey "

I'd love to taste you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Baking cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As everyone thinks I have a Custard fetish i best go for that

Sniff

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Cocoa

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I once knew a girl who had taken this literally,

Phooooor, talk about a wiffy kipper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberries with a hint of mint and lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chips

Greasy

But satisfying with salt vinegar

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Coconut

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Coconut"

Good shout

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"As everyone thinks I have a Custard fetish i best go for that

Sniff

Haha

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"As everyone thinks I have a Custard fetish i best go for that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"As everyone thinks I have a Custard fetish i best go for that

* Shrugs *

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"As everyone thinks I have a Custard fetish i best go for that

* Shrugs *

CustardMcFuckNugget

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"As everyone thinks I have a Custard fetish i best go for that

* Shrugs *

CustardMcFuckNugget"

Never happening

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By *acktopervMan
over a year ago

Stourport-On-Severn

The smell of a properly crackled piece of pork belly just after it comes out of the oven mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As everyone thinks I have a Custard fetish i best go for that

* Shrugs *

CustardMcFuckNugget"

GrumpyMcCustardFuck

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"As everyone thinks I have a Custard fetish i best go for that

* Shrugs *

CustardMcFuckNugget

GrumpyMcCustardFuck

That makes it sound like American Pie

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"As everyone thinks I have a Custard fetish i best go for that

* Shrugs *

CustardMcFuckNugget

GrumpyMcCustardFuck

Oh dear Oh dear

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"As everyone thinks I have a Custard fetish i best go for that

* Shrugs *

CustardMcFuckNugget

GrumpyMcCustardFuck

That makes it sound like American Pie"

Well this one time at Band Camp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon. Everybody loves bacon, I'd be fighting off lovers with a stick.

Probably.

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By *uzybeeWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

Roast chicken xx

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A slice of lemon, that’s why I use the wipes from KFC to wash with.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Coconut or vanilla,can I have both?

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Marshmallow

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By *iver_lover_6969Man
over a year ago

South Liverpool

I use cocoa butter to moisturise so I kinda already do smell like food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bubblegum.

Hopefully someone will want to blow me.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Fruity - berries or watermelon

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Crispy bacon

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Stilton

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Strawberries

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