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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

“The definition of 'insanity' is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." – Albert Einstein.

Now it's oft been argued whether he ever did actually say that or if someone else first coined the phrase, but either way - it's certainly true.

But, just for fun, who can come up with best best alternative definition?

Off you go!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joining the M25 and thinking this will be a nice steady drive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticking a cactus up your arse and thinking it won’t hurt

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Sticking a cactus up your arse and thinking it won’t hurt "

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"“The definition of 'insanity' is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." – Albert Einstein.

Now it's oft been argued whether he ever did actually say that or if someone else first coined the phrase, but either way - it's certainly true.

But, just for fun, who can come up with best best alternative definition?

Off you go!

A"

Insanity is waking up every morning with a hardon and thinking you are gods gift to women

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Hair on the back of your hand, and looking for it

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Chatting shit and not expecting to be banged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“The definition of 'insanity' is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." – Albert Einstein.

Now it's oft been argued whether he ever did actually say that or if someone else first coined the phrase, but either way - it's certainly true.

But, just for fun, who can come up with best best alternative definition?

Off you go!

AInsanity is waking up every morning with a hardon and thinking you are gods gift to women "

I'd better self certify as totally mad right now then

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"“The definition of 'insanity' is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." – Albert Einstein.

Now it's oft been argued whether he ever did actually say that or if someone else first coined the phrase, but either way - it's certainly true.

But, just for fun, who can come up with best best alternative definition?

Off you go!

AInsanity is waking up every morning with a hardon and thinking you are gods gift to women

I'd better self certify as totally mad right now then "

well done you're on the road to recovery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Continuing to vote for politicians and expecting things to be different.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Buying anti aging cream on a regular basis and expecting it to work.

I've been using it for years and I still got older

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Buying anti aging cream on a regular basis and expecting it to work.

I've been using it for years and I still got older "

awwww

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

There are a lot of quotes I would argue were never said by the names attached to them, especially since writing has changed over time.

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Posting a video of yourself wanking on the toilet and thinking it will get you lots of action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“The definition of 'insanity' is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." – Albert Einstein.

Now it's oft been argued whether he ever did actually say that or if someone else first coined the phrase, but either way - it's certainly true.

But, just for fun, who can come up with best best alternative definition?

Off you go!

AInsanity is waking up every morning with a hardon and thinking you are gods gift to women "

And the definition of embarrassment is walking into a wall with a hard on and breaking your nose

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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago

Stowmarket


"Continuing to vote for politicians and expecting things to be different. "

Why oh why do we all do this?

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Continuing to vote for politicians and expecting things to be different.

Why oh why do we all do this?"

I don't

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"“The definition of 'insanity' is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." – Albert Einstein.

Now it's oft been argued whether he ever did actually say that or if someone else first coined the phrase, but either way - it's certainly true.

But, just for fun, who can come up with best best alternative definition?

Off you go!

AInsanity is waking up every morning with a hardon and thinking you are gods gift to women

And the definition of embarrassment is walking into a wall with a hard on and breaking your nose "

A

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Trying to reason with an anti vaxxer on the virus forum

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Trying to fold a fitted sheet neatly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair on the back of your hand, and looking for it"

surely it is hair on the palm of your hand and looking for it?

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Opening only one checkout at Asda on a Friday ... that's fooking insanity.

Guess where i've just been ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An inability to distinguish fantasy from reality - possibly sums up many men on Fab!

BTW have you met my imaginary friends?

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

london

Sending a message on fab as a single male and thinking it could lead to an in person meeting

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Doing main food shop after 11am on a Saturday.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Expecting male work colleagues to be sympathetic to mental health issues when working in the building trade.

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