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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You have put up yourself that wasn't a cock or a sex toy

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

1) A finger

2) Two fingers

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Bedroom curtains and A coat hook under the stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoke.

There is loads of it blown up asses on here all the time.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

An IKEA wardrobe all by myself and I tell you that was no mean task

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"You have put up yourself that wasn't a cock or a sex toy"

Wallpaper.

And I fuckingbhate wallpaper.

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Wallpapered a hall stairs and landing and it stayed up.

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

A tongue

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

An orange

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I had to put up a trampoline during lockdown

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"I had to put up a trampoline during lockdown "

Did you use lube

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Smoke.

There is loads of it blown up asses on here all the time."

Yeah; I've definitely received this special rim job a few times.

Sensible answer? A toothbrush. Vibrating one. That's not that out there at all

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"I had to put up a trampoline during lockdown

Did you use lube "

No, but it took Allll day!

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

A zinger tower burger

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

The BT Tower

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Name 1 thing"

You first Brucey. What have *you* shoved up your bum?

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Loft Ladder

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Smoke.

There is loads of it blown up asses on here all the time.

Yeah; I've definitely received this special rim job a few times.

Sensible answer? A toothbrush. Vibrating one. That's not that out there at all "

This has me intrigued - was it the brush end?

For me probably a deodorant can, the metal is quite a cool surprise

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Derek and Clive..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chest of drawers and let me tell you it wasn’t easy!. 3 hours it took to get it up but it’s been up ever since.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A chest of drawers and let me tell you it wasn’t easy!. 3 hours it took to get it up but it’s been up ever since. "

To be fair they are the hardest of all the furnitures to assemble

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Amongst many other things a pump type tooth paste dispenser! (Empty I must add) x

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR11


"I had to put up a trampoline during lockdown "

Must have been a bugger to keep bouncing in and out!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The Willie's,

I woke up in the night after a nightmare I thought someone was standing in the room, really did put the Willie's up me.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh I'm super boring.

I only put things designed for it up there

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR11


"The Willie's,

I woke up in the night after a nightmare I thought someone was standing in the room, really did put the Willie's up me. "

I've never had more than one Willie at a time

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Nozzle of a douche

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

My vans hand brake lever !

Very true ! I was getting out the other week when it was snowing and my foot slipped on the step and down I went !

I’m not adverse to the odd thing poking in various orifices

But when it’s completely unexpected it fucking hurts

I was doing that dance clenching my cheeks and holding me ass

I honestly felt violated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My vans hand brake lever !

Very true ! I was getting out the other week when it was snowing and my foot slipped on the step and down I went !

I’m not adverse to the odd thing poking in various orifices

But when it’s completely unexpected it fucking hurts

I was doing that dance clenching my cheeks and holding me ass

I honestly felt violated! "

What did i tell you?

Lube lube LUBE! X

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"My vans hand brake lever !

Very true ! I was getting out the other week when it was snowing and my foot slipped on the step and down I went !

I’m not adverse to the odd thing poking in various orifices

But when it’s completely unexpected it fucking hurts

I was doing that dance clenching my cheeks and holding me ass

I honestly felt violated! "

Yes. You slipped……

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

A cactus.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Jenga. Then knocked it back down.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Bedroom curtains and A coat hook under the stairs. "

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