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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? " ..Coffee? Tea? sugar ? milk? | |||
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"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment. He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound. " Give him some bread n baking soda | |||
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"My washing machine is busted " Mines making a funny noise the past couple of weeks!! That'll be the next thing I think. Hope yours is fixable xx | |||
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"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment. He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound. " That's one talented seagul ! | |||
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"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment. He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound. " Air rifle?? X | |||
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"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment. He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound. Give him some bread n baking soda " Holy exploding seagulls!!! | |||
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"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment. He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound. Give him some bread n baking soda " A woman after my own heart will you marry me ??? | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? " on the plus side you do have a stunning arse.. | |||
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"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment. He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound. Air rifle?? X" I am giving it a stern look from my office window at the moment. Hopefully that will be enough, I can look very stern. | |||
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"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment. He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound. " get it on youtube.. could go viral.. | |||
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"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment. He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound. Give him some bread n baking soda A woman after my own heart will you marry me ??? " If you help me kill seagulls then sure | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? on the plus side you do have a stunning arse.. " Thank you xxx | |||
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"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment. He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound. Give him some bread n baking soda Holy exploding seagulls!!! " Least he will go out with a bang | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? " I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!!" I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? on the plus side you do have a stunning arse.. Thank you xxx " you are most welcome.. its all relative you know, when its going a bit pete tong just place your palm on your arse cheek.. instant perspective.. not in certain public venues though.. | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X " I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx" Least you can self service. Get the toys out, I'm still ruled by a two year old. He's ruining my sex life... And my tea making. It's a good job he's cute x | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx Least you can self service. Get the toys out, I'm still ruled by a two year old. He's ruining my sex life... And my tea making. It's a good job he's cute x " Haha! I prefer the real thing, and besides I have two pussies who won't get off me | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx Least you can self service. Get the toys out, I'm still ruled by a two year old. He's ruining my sex life... And my tea making. It's a good job he's cute x Haha! I prefer the real thing, and besides I have two pussies who won't get off me " Oo-er..,, | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx" pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! " mine is 4 and counting..., can't see the situation improving any time soon either x | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx" Haha sucks to be you | |||
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"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment. He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound. " You should try seagulling him | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! " 6 weeks is that all? | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! mine is 4 and counting..., can't see the situation improving any time soon either x" You two better watch it doesn't heal over. Maybe play hide the aubergine in the meantime | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? " ooo You need a hot bath and a rub down nice cup of tea ... Get your lovely warm things on after and lip gloss and put your feet up xx stress is not good for you, think nice things .. summer days and hot men ...butterflies and whiskers on kittens ... just a some of my favorites things, | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! " We've not had a meet since October, well a play one | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx Haha sucks to be you " No Dave, it sucks to be you, as if I wanted to suck something I could just click my fingers Whereas you have to do it yourself | |||
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"Has the dragins of a cough and vomiting bug which means mi can't hold any food down longer than a few hrs grrrrrrrrr" Make sure you keep your fluids up, full fat flat is good. | |||
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"My washing machine is busted Mines making a funny noise the past couple of weeks!! That'll be the next thing I think. Hope yours is fixable xx " Could be the bearings | |||
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"Lol Red.... Got a helluva long time to wait until the next one, unless I Whap someone with my stookie and stick. Ryan, I blame you for everything " Oh yeah ill let you have that one. And yeah Ryan is to blame to for EVERYTHING! | |||
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"I'm a bit annoyed at a seagull at the moment. He is undermining me by sitting on the roof of my car making a barking sound. Give him some bread n baking soda Holy exploding seagulls!!! " Perhaps its after your bum | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! We've not had a meet since October, well a play one " Roll on June | |||
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"All is well in my world. I'm warm, well fed, my car works, no one has annoyed me. Sometimes its nice to come here and be a smug git! " Another smug git here | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! We've not had a meet since October, well a play one Roll on June " I am not waiting until June Lol | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! mine is 4 and counting..., can't see the situation improving any time soon either x You two better watch it doesn't heal over. Maybe play hide the aubergine in the meantime " You offering Ryan? X | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! We've not had a meet since October, well a play one Roll on June I am not waiting until June Lol " Can imagine your face while reading/ writing that pmsl | |||
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"Lol Red.... Got a helluva long time to wait until the next one, unless I Whap someone with my stookie and stick. Ryan, I blame you for everything Oh yeah ill let you have that one. And yeah Ryan is to blame to for EVERYTHING! " Spank me | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! mine is 4 and counting..., can't see the situation improving any time soon either x You two better watch it doesn't heal over. Maybe play hide the aubergine in the meantime You offering Ryan? X " I'm slightly worried now, if your game for an Aubergine lol | |||
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"Not getting a straight answer from work 're redundancy and feeling I'm snout to get screwed over Inconsiderate colleagues " By pigs? | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? " Your bum looks big in that | |||
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"Not getting a straight answer from work 're redundancy and feeling I'm snout to get screwed over Inconsiderate colleagues By pigs? " Maybe | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx Haha sucks to be you No Dave, it sucks to be you, as if I wanted to suck something I could just click my fingers Whereas you have to do it yourself " I know ! what can I say, it's a gift | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx Haha sucks to be you No Dave, it sucks to be you, as if I wanted to suck something I could just click my fingers Whereas you have to do it yourself I know ! what can I say, it's a gift" Leave the duck alone | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx Haha sucks to be you No Dave, it sucks to be you, as if I wanted to suck something I could just click my fingers Whereas you have to do it yourself I know ! what can I say, it's a gift Leave the duck alone " Quack quack | |||
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"I'm happy! Still off the grog ( a true miracle in itself!! ) had a very nice MMMF last night and lots of fun planned for the rest of the month! And my last meeting of the day has been binned so I can head home to a relaxing bath. Possibly via a little retail therapy! Carry on ranting folks! " No one likes a smart arse Obi | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? " me! throbbing headache and i've just spent 3 unsusccessful hours trying to get my laptop to stop crashing.... so have had to revert to using one of my bulky old desktops ...so i've decided to perve some semi naked bodies to cheer me up! | |||
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"I'm happy! Still off the grog ( a true miracle in itself!! ) had a very nice MMMF last night and lots of fun planned for the rest of the month! And my last meeting of the day has been binned so I can head home to a relaxing bath. Possibly via a little retail therapy! Carry on ranting folks! " Was she actively involved or just making the brews? | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? I have no one to bring me tea! That is an outrage!! I can't make tea without a two year old hanging off my leg... Also an outrage!! X I am horny and home alone, another outrage!! xx pfft..I haven't had a shag for 6 weeks. Now THAT us an outrage!!! mine is 4 and counting..., can't see the situation improving any time soon either x You two better watch it doesn't heal over. Maybe play hide the aubergine in the meantime You offering Ryan? X I'm slightly worried now, if your game for an Aubergine lol" Always up for a challenge lol x | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? Your bum looks big in that " sob | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? Your bum looks big in that sob " Don't forget. For every person that says it looks big. There is another walking uncomfortably. Frantically looking for something to hide his excitement | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? Your bum looks big in that sob Don't forget. For every person that says it looks big. There is another walking uncomfortably. Frantically looking for something to hide his excitement " You have a lush bum | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? Your bum looks big in that sob Don't forget. For every person that says it looks big. There is another walking uncomfortably. Frantically looking for something to hide his excitement " Lol. I doubt that but thanks anyway x | |||
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"***SEAGULL UPDATE*** He's gone but there is an uneasy silence." Did he leave a parting gift?? X | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? Your bum looks big in that sob Don't forget. For every person that says it looks big. There is another walking uncomfortably. Frantically looking for something to hide his excitement " You have a lush bum | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? Your bum looks big in that sob Don't forget. For every person that says it looks big. There is another walking uncomfortably. Frantically looking for something to hide his excitement You have a lush bum " Thanks, and so do you | |||
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"***SEAGULL UPDATE*** He's gone but there is an uneasy silence. Did he leave a parting gift?? X " I can't be sure from looking out of the window but it looks like I've got away with it. Have you noticed seagulls don't fly in the dark? I wonder where they all are. It's not like they can hide in trees like smaller birds or I would probably have see them by now. Anyone know where seagulls hide at night? | |||
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" Anyone know where seagulls hide at night?" My fecking roof - and start squawking before it gets light - bastards! | |||
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"***SEAGULL UPDATE*** He's gone but there is an uneasy silence. Did he leave a parting gift?? X I can't be sure from looking out of the window but it looks like I've got away with it. Have you noticed seagulls don't fly in the dark? I wonder where they all are. It's not like they can hide in trees like smaller birds or I would probably have see them by now. Anyone know where seagulls hide at night?" Gulls go to a number of different places at night. Some sleep on the water. Some go under the boardwalk. Some roost on roofs of nearby buildings. If there are rock ledges nearby, lots of gulls would go there to sleep. Some just go farther down the beach, away from the crowds at the resort towns. Some overnight at the local landfill. They only go to their "nesting grounds" (as someone else suggested) if it is nesting season and they are raising a family. Birds do not sleep in nests. They lay their eggs in nests, and, once hatched, the babies only remain in the nest for a short time. Think of a nest as a short-term nursery rather than a permanent bedroom. So now you know!! X | |||
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"***SEAGULL UPDATE*** He's gone but there is an uneasy silence. Did he leave a parting gift?? X I can't be sure from looking out of the window but it looks like I've got away with it. Have you noticed seagulls don't fly in the dark? I wonder where they all are. It's not like they can hide in trees like smaller birds or I would probably have see them by now. Anyone know where seagulls hide at night? Gulls go to a number of different places at night. Some sleep on the water. Some go under the boardwalk. Some roost on roofs of nearby buildings. If there are rock ledges nearby, lots of gulls would go there to sleep. Some just go farther down the beach, away from the crowds at the resort towns. Some overnight at the local landfill. They only go to their "nesting grounds (as someone else suggested) if it is nesting season and they are raising a family. Birds do not sleep in nests. They lay their eggs in nests, and, once hatched, the babies only remain in the nest for a short time. Think of a nest as a short-term nursery rather than a permanent bedroom. So now you know!! X " Who knew Bill Oddy had such a nice arse! | |||
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"***SEAGULL UPDATE*** He's gone but there is an uneasy silence. Did he leave a parting gift?? X I can't be sure from looking out of the window but it looks like I've got away with it. Have you noticed seagulls don't fly in the dark? I wonder where they all are. It's not like they can hide in trees like smaller birds or I would probably have see them by now. Anyone know where seagulls hide at night? Gulls go to a number of different places at night. Some sleep on the water. Some go under the boardwalk. Some roost on roofs of nearby buildings. If there are rock ledges nearby, lots of gulls would go there to sleep. Some just go farther down the beach, away from the crowds at the resort towns. Some overnight at the local landfill. They only go to their "nesting grounds (as someone else suggested) if it is nesting season and they are raising a family. Birds do not sleep in nests. They lay their eggs in nests, and, once hatched, the babies only remain in the nest for a short time. Think of a nest as a short-term nursery rather than a permanent bedroom. So now you know!! X Who knew Bill Oddy had such a nice arse! " Yeah when I let my beard grow its difficult to tell us apart x | |||
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"***SEAGULL UPDATE*** He's gone but there is an uneasy silence. Did he leave a parting gift?? X I can't be sure from looking out of the window but it looks like I've got away with it. Have you noticed seagulls don't fly in the dark? I wonder where they all are. It's not like they can hide in trees like smaller birds or I would probably have see them by now. Anyone know where seagulls hide at night? Gulls go to a number of different places at night. Some sleep on the water. Some go under the boardwalk. Some roost on roofs of nearby buildings. If there are rock ledges nearby, lots of gulls would go there to sleep. Some just go farther down the beach, away from the crowds at the resort towns. Some overnight at the local landfill. They only go to their "nesting grounds" (as someone else suggested) if it is nesting season and they are raising a family. Birds do not sleep in nests. They lay their eggs in nests, and, once hatched, the babies only remain in the nest for a short time. Think of a nest as a short-term nursery rather than a permanent bedroom. So now you know!! X " Thank you I am like totally gulled up now fo shizz! | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? Your bum looks big in that sob Don't forget. For every person that says it looks big. There is another walking uncomfortably. Frantically looking for something to hide his excitement You have a lush bum Thanks, and so do you " I didn't mean you Ryan.. But then again | |||
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"Things that have pissed me off already today... My boiler dripping water. My kitchen sink getting blocked. People who are incapable of just telling you something instead of ignoring you completely!!! People who can't take no for an answer.. The fact that its freezing. My headache. And it's only 12.19.. Anyone else??? Your bum looks big in that sob Don't forget. For every person that says it looks big. There is another walking uncomfortably. Frantically looking for something to hide his excitement You have a lush bum Thanks, and so do you I didn't mean you Ryan.. But then again " Don't care. You still have | |||
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