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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello folks! Ive just heard a theory that simon cowell is actualy gay and that all this womanizing is just a front! Straight guy whos still friends with his ex gf? Nah! Apparently a girl who pretends to be a gay mans gf is called a 'beard' lol. His mother is a devout catholic and he wont come out untill she dies! His publicist is max clifford so all this is very possible! Your thoughts please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello folks! Ive just heard a theory that simon cowell is actualy gay and that all this womanizing is just a front! Straight guy whos still friends with his ex gf? Nah! Apparently a girl who pretends to be a gay mans gf is called a 'beard' lol. His mother is a devout catholic and he wont come out untill she dies! His publicist is max clifford so all this is very possible! Your thoughts please."

who is Simon Cowell ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck to him

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I remember when the same rumours were going around about George Michael............turned out to be a load of rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

isnt he the guy with the beard was in 4 weddings and a funeral?think he was the guy that died,he was definately gay in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"isnt he the guy with the beard was in 4 weddings and a funeral?think he was the guy that died,he was definately gay in that"

nooooo, your thinking of the banana shape face guy in hi di hi, he wasnt gay he was always in Glady's chalet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"isnt he the guy with the beard was in 4 weddings and a funeral?think he was the guy that died,he was definately gay in that

nooooo, your thinking of the banana shape face guy in hi di hi, he wasnt gay he was always in Glady's chalet "

i rest my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

simon cowell, gay or not, id play with him...yummy.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"simon cowell, gay or not, id play with him...yummy."
oh i think i might too...got a bit of the naughty boy look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"simon cowell, gay or not, id play with him...yummy.oh i think i might too...got a bit of the naughty boy look "

reminds me of brian blessed

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"simon cowell, gay or not, id play with him...yummy.oh i think i might too...got a bit of the naughty boy look

reminds me of brian blessed"

what the naughty boy look or simon cowell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the gay guy that dies in four weddings

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"the gay guy that dies in four weddings"
simon callow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

simon cowell?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"simon cowell?"

cowell does the xfactor callow is in 4 weddings. look on imdb.com if your confused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a silly billy i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"simon cowell?

cowell does the xfactor callow is in 4 weddings. look on imdb.com if your confused."

you will be telling me next simon cadell,was the monk played by derek jacobi

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"simon cowell?

cowell does the xfactor callow is in 4 weddings. look on imdb.com if your confused.

you will be telling me next simon cadell,was the monk played by derek jacobi"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108717/

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"what a silly billy i am"

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001003/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HHHmmmm...he has always registered on my gaydar...and Sinetta is just a clingy fag hag...??????

Intertesting theory..but bloody hell wouldn't want him to sue me for libel..!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello folks! Ive just heard a theory that simon cowell is actualy gay and that all this womanizing is just a front! Straight guy whos still friends with his ex gf? Nah! Apparently a girl who pretends to be a gay mans gf is called a 'beard' lol. His mother is a devout catholic and he wont come out untill she dies! His publicist is max clifford so all this is very possible! Your thoughts please."

im still friends with my ex, we still go swinging clubs together some times, cant see why still being m8s with your ex means your gay, just means your adilt enough to split without spitting your dummy out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"simon cowell, gay or not, id play with him...yummy."

ohhhhhhhh simon, id defo gie him an act to take notice of and it isnt TRYING to sing!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well when i shagged him he acted very well at being straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well when i shagged him he acted very well at being straight"

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"simon cowell?

cowell does the xfactor callow is in 4 weddings. look on imdb.com if your confused.

you will be telling me next simon cadell,was the monk played by derek jacobi"

Simon Cadell was the Banana faced manager on Hi De Hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't see Simon Cowell being gay, you only have to watch his lustful look when there's some nice totty performing.

On Britains Got Talent though, if an act is obviously gay or overly camp he shows little or no interest in them, usualy pressing the buzzer within the first few seconds!

On the other hand, Louis Walsh is a regular on the Dublin gay club scene, and it seems common knowledge in Ireland that he's gay,even though he doesn't admit it.

That'll explain all the boy bands then!

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