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I am lovely. 
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"Required. Accepting applications, apply within. "It pays to advertise Is there cake offered | |||
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"Required. Accepting applications, apply within.
It pays to advertise
Is there cake offered "• There's cake  making and love making. | |||
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"I can be lovely on occasion but can't do it full time. Would you consider part time? "• Indeed, "part time" will be considered in addition to "job share". | |||
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"Deep down. Maybe deep, deep down." Earwormed with East 17. Oh, the humanity. | |||
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"Deep down. Maybe deep, deep down. Earwormed with East 17. Oh, the humanity." • RTG, she is soooo deep down that she's up for a Long Cervix Award. | |||
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"Deep down. Maybe deep, deep down. Earwormed with East 17. Oh, the humanity." You only have yourself to blame for that - can't get the tribute photo out of my head. | |||
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"Deep down. Maybe deep, deep down. Earwormed with East 17. Oh, the humanity. • RTG, she is soooo deep down that she's up for a Long Cervix Award. "I always hoped she had a long cervix, is there anything better? Like reading Tolstoy or maybe even Edith Wharton; an epic journey. | |||
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"Deep down. Maybe deep, deep down. Earwormed with East 17. Oh, the humanity. • RTG, she is soooo deep down that she's up for a Long Cervix Award.
I always hoped she had a long cervix, is there anything better? Like reading Tolstoy or maybe even Edith Wharton; an epic journey.
"I've never had my cervix compared to Tolstoy before but come to think of it I do see the similarities - both are surrounded by unnecessary waffle, hard to get in to but so very enjoyable when you are. | |||
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"Deep down. Maybe deep, deep down. Earwormed with East 17. Oh, the humanity. • RTG, she is soooo deep down that she's up for a Long Cervix Award.
I always hoped she had a long cervix, is there anything better? Like reading Tolstoy or maybe even Edith Wharton; an epic journey.
I've never had my cervix compared to Tolstoy before but come to think of it I do see the similarities - both are surrounded by unnecessary waffle, hard to get in to but so very enjoyable when you are.
"You want someone to get into your cervix 
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"I am lovely
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"I am lovely too ....... "It’s true, you are. Don’t look so unsure about it. | |||
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"I am lovely too .......
It’s true, you are. Don’t look so unsure about it. "I'm not unsure of me. I was chanelling a 'don't dare disagree' vibe
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"Deep down. Maybe deep, deep down. Earwormed with East 17. Oh, the humanity. • RTG, she is soooo deep down that she's up for a Long Cervix Award.
I always hoped she had a long cervix, is there anything better? Like reading Tolstoy or maybe even Edith Wharton; an epic journey.
I've never had my cervix compared to Tolstoy before but come to think of it I do see the similarities - both are surrounded by unnecessary waffle, hard to get in to but so very enjoyable when you are.
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"Required. Accepting applications, apply within. "Here for the runners up | |||
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"Required. Accepting applications, apply within.
Here for the runners up "• Even the runners up will be apotheosised.  | |||
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Even the runners up will be apotheosised. "Quite right, too! Maybe when you’re working your way down the list and you’ve had so much flirting and filth, when your mind and body are saturated with sensual and sexual ecstasy and you are mentally and physically shrivelled, I can continue the benevolence in your stead. You know, just until you regain your strength. | |||
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"Ooh, you're so lucky I saw this before I leave for work. I will be back after work to assume my position.
I am lovely.
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"I am utterly lovely but not a lady. Not yet anyway "• There's still much time for your investiture. A cavalcade of Fab Knights are beating a battle-worn path to your door. | |||
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"Required. Accepting applications, apply within. "Very clever thread | |||
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There's still much time for your investiture. A cavalcade of Fab Knights are beating a battle-worn path to your door.
Are they now? I must have missed that "I’m being distinctly unchivalrous and waiting for you to beat a path to my door | |||
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There's still much time for your investiture. A cavalcade of Fab Knights are beating a battle-worn path to your door.
Are they now? I must have missed that
I’m being distinctly unchivalrous and waiting for you to beat a path to my door "^^ see Nero darling. I maybe my own White Knight | |||
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"Required. Accepting applications, apply within. "For salacious fun, apply within! | |||
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There's still much time for your investiture. A cavalcade of Fab Knights are beating a battle-worn path to your door.
Are they now? I must have missed that "I'm still on my bike .. See ya on Wednesday | |||
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Are they now? I must have missed that
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"I am utterly lovely but not a lady. Not yet anyway
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There's still much time for your investiture. A cavalcade of Fab Knights are beating a battle-worn path to your door.
Are they now? I must have missed that
I’m being distinctly unchivalrous and waiting for you to beat a path to my door
^^ see Nero darling. I maybe my own White Knight "• That's because Felix is our resident Baronet and is safely ensconced in his high tower...waiting for you. A flagstone staircase leads up in a circular fashion to his chambers. The stairwell is hard, cold, dimly-lit and foreboding but well worth the flight up. | |||
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"I am utterly lovely but not a lady. Not yet anyway
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Are they now? I must have missed that
I’m being distinctly unchivalrous and waiting for you to beat a path to my door
^^ see Nero darling. I maybe my own White Knight
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That's because Felix is our resident Baronet and is safely ensconced in his high tower...waiting for you. A flagstone staircase leads up in a circular fashion to his chambers. The stairwell is hard, cold, dimly-lit and foreboding but well worth the flight up."How am I going to manage the steps with my little legs? | |||
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"Required. Accepting applications, apply within. "What are they applying for? | |||
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"Have you tried your local bingo hall? Some cracking numbers there I reckon "• My nearest bingo hall is in Swansea, about ²²° miles away. I would need a visa and inoculations before going there. | |||
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My nearest bingo hall is in Swansea, about ²²° miles away. I would need a visa and inoculations before going there. "I'm pretty sure there's one within 10 miles of your home
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My nearest bingo hall is in Swansea, about ²²° miles away. I would need a visa and inoculations before going there.
I'm pretty sure there's one within 10 miles of your home
I always get a tetanus jab before going to Swansea "• One of my most favourite and beautifully resplendent Fabbers lives in Swansea. It's a shame that she's often mistaken for a local tourist attraction. | |||
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My nearest bingo hall is in Swansea, about ²²° miles away. I would need a visa and inoculations before going there.
I'm pretty sure there's one within 10 miles of your home
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"I am utterly lovely but not a lady. Not yet anyway
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There's still much time for your investiture. A cavalcade of Fab Knights are beating a battle-worn path to your door.
Are they now? I must have missed that
I’m being distinctly unchivalrous and waiting for you to beat a path to my door
^^ see Nero darling. I maybe my own White Knight
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That's because Felix is our resident Baronet and is safely ensconced in his high tower...waiting for you. A flagstone staircase leads up in a circular fashion to his chambers. The stairwell is hard, cold, dimly-lit and foreboding but well worth the flight up.
How am I going to manage the steps with my little legs? "I would meet you at the foot of the stairs and carry you up in my arms, fair maiden. Mainly because those little steps would be a challenge for your big clown feet | |||
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"I’m deffo out on this one "Nonsense Bugs, utter nonsense. | |||
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"Ooh, you're so lucky I saw this before I leave for work. I will be back after work to assume my position.
I am lovely.
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Do you have a penchant for 'multiple positions'? "I can be flexible | |||
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"I can be your Stephanie at the weekend, and Steve in the week. "• Position filled, I think! | |||
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Position filled, I think! "Gertrude and Stephanie has a real ring to it  | |||
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"Can't wait to see the how the filthy whore thread goes! If you dare that is. " Oh, it would finally be one I could apply to | |||
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"I’m deffo out on this one
Nonsense Bugs, utter nonsense. "Ahhh I love it when you call me bugs | |||
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"Elite Run of the mill Average lady Lovely lady. What's next? Can't wait to see the how the filthy whore thread goes! If you dare that is." • In my quartet of "Looking For..." threads I have only done "posh", "elite" and "lovely". I didn't do "run of the mill" (sorry  ).
Running a "filthy whore" thread would be going against my better judgement. But let's see what we can do tomorrow.... | |||
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"Final call before the doors to my heart close. "Oh Nero, that is such a sad statement!! Surely this is just a subtle marketing ploy for the thread and not an admission of defeat?? | |||
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"Final call before the doors to my heart close.
Oh Nero, that is such a sad statement!! Surely this is just a subtle marketing ploy for the thread and not an admission of defeat??"• The cogs to my PR machine require frequent lubricating. | |||
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"Deep down. Maybe deep, deep down. Earwormed with East 17. Oh, the humanity. • RTG, she is soooo deep down that she's up for a Long Cervix Award.
I always hoped she had a long cervix, is there anything better? Like reading Tolstoy or maybe even Edith Wharton; an epic journey.
"Attention grabbed!. Tolstoy you say?… | |||
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"I can be lovely.... Yes yes, I know I've applied twice before but 3rd time lucky "• ³rd time lucky. I have your application, fret not! | |||
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"I'd like F to be considered for this but some times she's a bit of a c..... Not nice person "• I wish you were here more often, Mr M. You need to grace our presence on the fora.  | |||
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"I'd like F to be considered for this but some times she's a bit of a c..... Not nice person
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I wish you were here more often, Mr M. You need to grace our presence on the fora."I'm here often enough just people just mistake me for my wonder F and well I just don't correct them | |||
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I wish you were here more often, Mr M. You need to grace our presence on the fora.
I'm here often enough just people just mistake me for my wonder F and well I just don't correct them "• Psssst! Get your own singleton Fab account. We'll keep it a secret.  | |||
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"I'd like F to be considered for this but some times she's a bit of a c..... Not nice person
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I wish you were here more often, Mr M. You need to grace our presence on the fora.
I'm here often enough just people just mistake me for my wonder F and well I just don't correct them
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Psssst! Get your own singleton Fab account. We'll keep it a secret. "He can call it Tempting Lonesome
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I'm here often enough just people just mistake me for my wonder F and well I just don't correct them
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Psssst! Get your own singleton Fab account. We'll keep it a secret.
He can call it Tempting Lonesome
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"I'd like F to be considered for this but some times she's a bit of a c..... Not nice person
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I'm here often enough just people just mistake me for my wonder F and well I just don't correct them
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Psssst! Get your own singleton Fab account. We'll keep it a secret. "I may have to if I do it'll be under the pseudonym half tempting | |||
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"I'd like F to be considered for this but some times she's a bit of a c..... Not nice person
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I'm here often enough just people just mistake me for my wonder F and well I just don't correct them
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Psssst! Get your own singleton Fab account. We'll keep it a secret.
He can call it Tempting Lonesome
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"Enquiring minds want to know if you found her?" • Perhaps I'm looking for more than one... | |||
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"Enquiring minds want to know if you found her? • Perhaps I'm looking for more than one... "Do you want me to lend you one of mine old bean | |||
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"I "can" be lovely ""Can" is a lot different to "want to" | |||
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"Shit. I smudged the application form "But you said that was marmite
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"Shit. I smudged the application form
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"Enquiring minds want to know if you found her? • Perhaps I'm looking for more than one... "Oohhhh | |||
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"Shit. I smudged the application form "• It's an online form KC² It cannot be smudged. Failing that, print it off and use a Lisa Eldridge red lipstick. That doesn't smudge.
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It's an online form KC² It cannot be smudged. Failing that, print it off and use a Lisa Eldridge red lipstick. That doesn't smudge.
"Was that the colour you was wearing Nero last time I see you? Looked lovely. | |||
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It's an online form KC² It cannot be smudged. Failing that, print it off and use a Lisa Eldridge red lipstick. That doesn't smudge.
Was that the colour you was wearing Nero last time I see you?
Looked lovely. "Ooh… pretty | |||
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It's an online form KC² It cannot be smudged. Failing that, print it off and use a Lisa Eldridge red lipstick. That doesn't smudge.
Was that the colour you was wearing Nero last time I see you?
Looked lovely. "• No Bøø, that was a Dior™ 999. | |||
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"Has to be Hermes darling "• If you're bringing a vintage ¹st edition Birkin© handbag, then you're in! | |||
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"How many more posts until we know who's won, Nero? I'm on tenterhooks here!" The online form had a glitch | |||
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"How many more posts until we know who's won, Nero? I'm on tenterhooks here! The online form had a glitch "The IT at Nero Towers is failing. I think it's because he has too many campaigns running at the same time... | |||
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"How many more posts until we know who's won, Nero? I'm on tenterhooks here! The online form had a glitch
The IT at Nero Towers is failing. I think it's because he has too many campaigns running at the same time..."The customer service is shocking | |||
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"How many more posts until we know who's won, Nero? I'm on tenterhooks here! The online form had a glitch
The IT at Nero Towers is failing. I think it's because he has too many •Champagnes• running at the same time..."· Corrected. ... ... ^ | |||
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If you're bringing a vintage ¹st edition Birkin© handbag, then you're in!"Of course I’m in darling! Lol | |||
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"It’s been said before….they are ALL lovely in their own way, hopefully they’ll say the same about us poor men!" • Us "poor men" will remain sensually impoverished and destitute. | |||
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"How is this still going? Have you found her yet? " • There's one that came knocking on my door: she's a veritable dick worshipper! | |||
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"How is this still going? Have you found her yet? • There's one that came knocking on my door: she's a veritable dick worshipper! "I read that as vegetable dick worshipper | |||
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"How is this still going? Have you found her yet? • There's one that came knocking on my door: she's a veritable dick worshipper!
I read that as vegetable dick worshipper "This played right into my porn kink, vegetables fucks | |||
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"How is this still going? Have you found her yet? • There's one that came knocking on my door: she's a veritable dick worshipper!
I read that as vegetable dick worshipper
This played right into my porn kink, vegetables fucks "• You had it coming. | |||
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"How is this still going? Have you found her yet? • There's one that came knocking on my door: she's a veritable dick worshipper!
I read that as vegetable dick worshipper
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You had it coming. "Oh she probably did but how could anyone resist that beauty | |||
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