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"Actually, can I change that to 7.01pm? " thanks granny, I’m thrapping furiously  | |||
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"[Tine changed for poster to 23/03/23 19:01:23]" There ... done x | |||
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"I predict a cup of Earl Grey and watching Bargain Hunt on iPlayer I look forward to my celebration "I do love an Earl Grey .... but Barking *unt would never touch my screen .... pfffft | |||
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"I predict a cup of Earl Grey and watching Bargain Hunt on iPlayer I look forward to my celebration
I do love an Earl Grey .... but Barking *unt would never touch my screen .... pfffft "Homes Under the Hammer then  | |||
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"Jesus , Mary and Joseph and the little Donkey ! You are supposed to be guessing THE TIME that I will log on tomorrow. Is there only Brighton Steve with 2 whole brain cells ?" I’m highly educated as it happens. My school was on a hill. I think I’ve splurged them across the sitting room. | |||
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"I predict a cup of Earl Grey and watching Bargain Hunt on iPlayer I look forward to my celebration
I do love an Earl Grey .... but Barking *unt would never touch my screen .... pfffft
Homes Under the Hammer then "No. No holes. Not under a hammer or over a screwdriver ! I've got Cara Delevigne's series to catch up on | |||
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"Jesus , Mary and Joseph and the little Donkey ! You are supposed to be guessing THE TIME that I will log on tomorrow. Is there only Brighton Steve with 2 whole brain cells ?" 2 minutes ago. I win | |||
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"I'm guessing... 8.30am? It looks nice. You deserve a lie in Crumpster. "Oh thanks Meli .... what did I do to deserve a lie in ? | |||
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"I'm guessing... 8.30am? It looks nice. You deserve a lie in Crumpster.
Oh thanks Meli .... what did I do to deserve a lie in ?"Existed. Reason enough. | |||
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"Jesus , Mary and Joseph and the little Donkey ! You are supposed to be guessing THE TIME that I will log on tomorrow. Is there only Brighton Steve with 2 whole brain cells ?" The wee donkey  just realised I copped the wrong end of this 
I’m going 21:52 | |||
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"Jesus , Mary and Joseph and the little Donkey ! You are supposed to be guessing THE TIME that I will log on tomorrow. Is there only Brighton Steve with 2 whole brain cells ? 2 minutes ago. I win" Nearly Jenni my little love , nearly. Or so close as Steven Mulhearn would say....
T o m o r r o w Jen ...... T o m o r r o w. | |||
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"Yorkshire tea and whole series of last of the summer wine, but in reality prob dragons den followed by the apprentice. " It's Thursday ! This is what happens when you have afternoon sex. You forget to bring the bin in and to check what's on | |||
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"Jesus , Mary and Joseph and the little Donkey ! You are supposed to be guessing THE TIME that I will log on tomorrow. Is there only Brighton Steve with 2 whole brain cells ? 2 minutes ago. I win Nearly Jenni my little love , nearly. Or so close as Steven Mulhearn would say....
T o m o r r o w Jen ...... T o m o r r o w. "How am I supposed to know that. Besides. You will just pick your favourite and log on when they say. | |||
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"The Crumpster?!?!!!? "Works right? Just say it does like a good boy. Ta. | |||
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"Granny logged on at 24/03/23 08:59" | |||
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"I'm guessing... 8.30am? It looks nice. You deserve a lie in Crumpster.
Oh thanks Meli .... what did I do to deserve a lie in ?
Existed. Reason enough. "This feels suspiciously like confinement ..... are you all having a party ? | |||
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"Jesus , Mary and Joseph and the little Donkey ! You are supposed to be guessing THE TIME that I will log on tomorrow. Is there only Brighton Steve with 2 whole brain cells ?" Behold the Brighton Steve, he rules us all with his wisdom and knowledge, log in time will be precisely 08.33 exactly, the weather will be sun peeking through clearing clouds and the birds will be a singing, make sure to look out of your front room window at the same time, the vicar will be walking his dog and not cleaning up, he needs reporting | |||
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"Morning Granny Coffeee and bacon with hp sauce "Just coffee for me thanks. I won't notice if you drop a spoon of h.p. in it though | |||
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" The time sponsored by grannywrist is 8.08 precisely. " Darn I will have a go at the next event.  | |||
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" The time sponsored by grannywrist is 8.08 precisely. " Morning Granny and her wrist
Does this mean I was the closest?
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" The time sponsored by grannywrist is 8.08 precisely. Darn I will have a go at the next event. "Well at least you know it's dead n gone .... there will be those that keep trying to guess today .... cos .... they don't read anything  | |||
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" The time sponsored by grannywrist is 8.08 precisely. Morning Granny and her wrist
Does this mean I was the closest?
You have no idea how much this means to me."Hang on Meli. I will check. These things are important I know. | |||
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" The winner AND the person who is permitted to look as SMUG as FUCK and perform a THRAP of Honour is Meliiiiiiiiiiiii , who was 22 mins out but is definitely the closest ... ! or closet ... depending on your reading skills. Well done Meli ... Meli will be missing for a few moments. Please ignore any buzzing and slushing sounds. Thank you" Yay! The Smug Era has begun (while I'm on the phone to RM about a very important package. I've got to wait a hour apparently to talk to an advisor but hey, I won). Smugly signing off xoxo | |||
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"I was only 35 minute's out can I have second place please. First the worst, second the best and all that. "7.23 to 8.08 is 7+30+8 = 45 mins out You'd be third after lifeblowstoo who said 8.33 and was 25 mins out. Thems are the strokes folks you will have to be thrapless and smugless for the day | |||
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"I was only 35 minute's out can I have second place please. First the worst, second the best and all that.
7.23 to 8.08 is 7+30+8 = 45 mins out
You'd be third after lifeblowstoo who said 8.33 and was 25 mins out.
Thems are the strokes folks you will have to be thrapless and smugless for the day "Thought you wouldn't do the calculations and I would get away with it, trust me to try and pull the wool over the eye's of such an accomplished mathematician, drat and double drat. | |||
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"I'm a constipated mathematician but I can work it out with a pencil! Boom ! The oldies are the goodies." Top tip for all constipated mathematicians, Don’t chew the end of your pencil.  | |||
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"Granny C, how was your DINNER last night? " See..... I never said I was going for dinner. So much is lost in translation. I said TEA...... as in cuppa. I had two earl greys and a slice of M and S victoria sponge dear. But thanks for asking. | |||
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"Granny C, how was your DINNER last night? See..... I never said I was going for dinner. So much is lost in translation. I said TEA...... as in cuppa. I had two earl greys and a slice of M and S victoria sponge dear. But thanks for asking. " I just asked about your Dinner. I don't usually drink Tea that late in the evening. The sponge i'd never refuse though. | |||
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