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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OOoooh Funky

Funky mentioned in jest that when single women do not respond to an email to email them again. Admitted he said email them for not thanking you for your first email; however

I have repeat messages, from men; where I havent read/responded to the first message

Bad bad funky.

I cant stop thinking someone should 'spank that _unky monkey'

So fab fabbers; what do you think should happen to funky!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He does have one of those bums that you wanna slap. Or bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah,,,,,Spank the monkey…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse implants!!

Big, huge, flabby ones that make him look like Jabba the Hutt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll volunteer to chastise him ........

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Arse implants!!

Big, huge, flabby ones that make him look like Jabba the Hutt! "

I second the motion!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

tie him up and bend him over, then one of u girls unleash ur huge strap on

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Just respond to his messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll volunteer to chastise him ........ "
well we know you have a thing for bums, minxie yes we do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make him post a picture of his face with a black line down the middle. See if we can tell the difference from his bum!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

PAH! and HARRUMPH! To you all!

Especially the strap-on suggestion (unless they are an attentive considerable lover )

I can not be held responsible for anyone stupid enough to believe a word I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squidgable bum....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Now this is very well disciplining the Funkster with all kinds of tortures or punishments but it all filters down to my time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy in the end and I get a sore arse for no reason

Try and find another punishment. Take away his fluff collection for a bit or, even better, ban him using glitter. That will screw with his mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just respond to his messages"

Funky hasnt repeat messaged me,

admitted I am not going into my inbox right now

but other muppets have

It always amazes me how many lurkers there are on this forum.

I would love to get some figures of how many people viewed/are responding to threads

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Now this is very well disciplining the Funkster with all kinds of tortures or punishments but it all filters down to my time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy in the end and I get a sore arse for no reason

Try and find another punishment. Take away his fluff collection for a bit or, even better, ban him using glitter. That will screw with his mind

"

Youuuuuuuuuu sonovabeeeetch!

Don't even suggest withdrawing my fluff or glitter or I will go into our shared Fez Chamber and put a 'this belongs to funky' label on them all! AND SMASH YOUR MONOCLES!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Just respond to his messages

Funky hasnt repeat messaged me,

admitted I am not going into my inbox right now

but other muppets have

It always amazes me how many lurkers there are on this forum.

I would love to get some figures of how many people viewed/are responding to threads "

A lot of them are mine and Funkies timewasting faker cloned profiles that we did a controlled release of back in 2011. Many have developed a kind of basic sentience now based on our combined wit and charm. Sadly this has been so watered down and corrupted now they only tend to send messages about groping arses and wanting blue foo-foos.

These experiments are always a bit of a trial and error I'm afraid. Also the records for all this were destroyed in an unfortunate glitter and pritt stick related incident some months ago so now we can't even remember who the clones are...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Now this is very well disciplining the Funkster with all kinds of tortures or punishments but it all filters down to my time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy in the end and I get a sore arse for no reason

Try and find another punishment. Take away his fluff collection for a bit or, even better, ban him using glitter. That will screw with his mind

Youuuuuuuuuu sonovabeeeetch!

Don't even suggest withdrawing my fluff or glitter or I will go into our shared Fez Chamber and put a 'this belongs to funky' label on them all! AND SMASH YOUR MONOCLES!!!"

Don't even dare to threaten a mans Fez and monacles, sir! You have no idea of the Wrath of the Ninth-Continuum Hells you would unleash upon you/me!

I/you would challenge you/me to a duel were it not for the fact it would be a bit 'Fight Club' and result in a vast temporal implosion and a very brief, but pretty, vortex that would suck everyone here off.

Retract that comment, sir, or face the consequences!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Boys, funictus or invicuky

get a room

I do not want to see you two kissing and making up

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Now this is very well disciplining the Funkster with all kinds of tortures or punishments but it all filters down to my time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy in the end and I get a sore arse for no reason

Try and find another punishment. Take away his fluff collection for a bit or, even better, ban him using glitter. That will screw with his mind

Youuuuuuuuuu sonovabeeeetch!

Don't even suggest withdrawing my fluff or glitter or I will go into our shared Fez Chamber and put a 'this belongs to funky' label on them all! AND SMASH YOUR MONOCLES!!!

Don't even dare to threaten a mans Fez and monacles, sir! You have no idea of the Wrath of the Ninth-Continuum Hells you would unleash upon you/me!

I/you would challenge you/me to a duel were it not for the fact it would be a bit 'Fight Club' and result in a vast temporal implosion and a very brief, but pretty, vortex that would suck everyone here off.

Retract that comment, sir, or face the consequences! "

Come now nobody wants the whole of Fab sucked off!

There must be a compromise to be reached.

How about I lose some pocket lint (leaving the fluff alone!!!) and for you I would travel back to the 1970's to get a white dog poo then leave it in a Fez?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Boys, funictus or invicuky

get a room

I do not want to see you two kissing and making up "

Alas we aren't allowed to occupy the same time and space, it would cause a temporal paradox with unpredictable results. e.g. the last time we high fived no one could post in 'Swingers chat' for 4 hours.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Funky monkey will get his ass slapped with a riding crop at catterick in the 1.45 today.

Will he win?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol funky running from a riding crop would so win

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Is it a good idea to put money on Funky?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Is it a good idea to put money on Funky? "

You have to now!

BTW FYI I'm not an actual horse, this is just a coincidence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it a good idea to put money on Funky? "

Im only allowed to wager with chocolate.

But i'd stick a big box of Dairy Milk and a box of 16 Ferrero Rocher on Funky running out of the way of a crop

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Can you jump foward in time to see the result ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funky is a lovely man ok bum xx mmmm its just peachy.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"funky is a lovely man ok bum xx mmmm its just peachy. "

I love you. There, I said it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"funky is a lovely man ok bum xx mmmm its just peachy.

I love you. There, I said it."
when can we start the nibbling ,lol

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Would you believe it funky monky won at 15/2 and I couldn't get to the bookies grrr

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Can you jump foward in time to see the result ? "

No he can't. I've got the Time Machine this week.

In fact I've just spent the past hour in his stateroom sewing cress in his soaking wet carpet and hiding kippers in various hard to find locations

That'll learn him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im chucking my toys out of my pram.

Funky I thought you were special.

I nip to the doctors, come home and find you on the forums, giving out your love willynilly

Not everyone finds it easy to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you believe it funky monky won at 15/2 and I couldn't get to the bookies grrr "

Excellent, I collect my chocolate from where excatley

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Would you believe it funky monky won at 15/2 and I couldn't get to the bookies grrr "

Dangggg! Wish I was a betting man!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"funky is a lovely man ok bum xx mmmm its just peachy.

I love you. There, I said it.when can we start the nibbling ,lol "

When ever you sail your vessel up to the River Wear!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Im chucking my toys out of my pram.

Funky I thought you were special.

I nip to the doctors, come home and find you on the forums, giving out your love willynilly

Not everyone finds it easy to say "

I know sometimes it might appear that I'm special but I'm not really, I'm EXTRA SPESHULL!!!

and I don't give out my 'love willynilly' to everyone you know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok I forgive you x

luv from me s x

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