FabSwingers.com forum: One for the females

By *migger123 OP Man
over a year ago

Just watch a video of a lady fucking herself with a cucumber and she looked like she was clearly enjoying it. Anyone else used one or What’s the most obscure objects you ladies use to masturbate with??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

One for the females or one for you?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Its always one for the females........ Sheeeesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its always one for the females........ Sheeeesh

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Just watch a video of a lady fucking herself with a cucumber and she looked like she was clearly enjoying it. Anyone else used one or What’s the most obscure objects you ladies use to masturbate with??"

I may have used (abused?) a cue or two in my time

Needs must as the devil drives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Its always one for the females........ Sheeeesh

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its no good you rolling your 6 eyeballs at me young lady

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’ve looked longingly at a Butternut Squash a few times, but I’m shy.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Courgette cucumber banana corn on the cob! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its always one for the females........ Sheeeesh

its no good you rolling your 6 eyeballs at me young lady

Sorry

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I’m here for educational purposes

lol

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I wonder if she used it in a salad after.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Love onions. There's always that danger factor, am I aroused or is the lubricant because it makes me water?

Add in the shape, the extra friction from the skin...

Yep, onion wins it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Courgette cucumber banana corn on the cob! X

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Corn on the cob!? What about all those kernels

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Its always one for the females........ Sheeeesh

its no good you rolling your 6 eyeballs at me young lady

Sorry

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its ok i forgive you

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Courgette cucumber banana corn on the cob! X

Say that really quickly 10 times

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Courgette cucumber banana corn on the cob! X

Say that really quickly 10 times

Ha ha! Actually had me doing that ! X

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Courgette cucumber banana corn on the cob! X

Say that really quickly 10 times

Ha ha! Actually had me doing that ! X"

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Courgette cucumber banana corn on the cob! X

Corn on the cob!? What about all those kernels

They the best of it nice texture! X

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

The most obscure things I put inside me are body parts and things designed for purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Courgette cucumber banana corn on the cob! X

Corn on the cob!? What about all those kernels

They the best of it nice texture! X"
Yes, it will have come to think of it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"The most obscure things I put inside me are body parts and things designed for purpose

You've not even had my cock yet

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"The most obscure things I put inside me are body parts and things designed for purpose

You've not even had my cock yet

I thoroughly appreciate that yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were the answers not satisfactory when you asked before lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"The most obscure things I put inside me are body parts and things designed for purpose

You've not even had my cock yet

I thoroughly appreciate that yet

I hope you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, I don't go vegetable shopping just for a good salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was she tossing a salad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I can confidently say I’ve never stuck any fruit , veg or any other objects that weren’t intended to be there inside me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I think I can confidently say I’ve never stuck any fruit , veg or any other objects that weren’t intended to be there inside me

Well I can give you a 5 a day challenge

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Was she tossing a salad? "

Bra. Vo.

*slow clap*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a cucumber in my smoothie this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was she tossing a salad?

Bra. Vo.

*slow clap*"

I can’t believe this wasn’t already said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was she tossing a salad?

Bra. Vo.

*slow clap*

I can’t believe this wasn’t already said!

This

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Nope, I don't get it, cock, tounge, hands or dildo is all I need.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, I don't get it, cock, tounge, hands or dildo is all I need.

Mrs

She is on a diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I can confidently say I’ve never stuck any fruit , veg or any other objects that weren’t intended to be there inside me

Well I can give you a 5 a day challenge

I’m in if we can leave the fruit and veg out please

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I think I can confidently say I’ve never stuck any fruit , veg or any other objects that weren’t intended to be there inside me

Well I can give you a 5 a day challenge

I’m in if we can leave the fruit and veg out please

The fruit and veg going in was part of the plan but I can do a workaround

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I can confidently say I’ve never stuck any fruit , veg or any other objects that weren’t intended to be there inside me

Well I can give you a 5 a day challenge

I’m in if we can leave the fruit and veg out please

The fruit and veg going in was part of the plan but I can do a workaround

I’ll settle for meat and two veg

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I think I can confidently say I’ve never stuck any fruit , veg or any other objects that weren’t intended to be there inside me

Well I can give you a 5 a day challenge

I’m in if we can leave the fruit and veg out please

The fruit and veg going in was part of the plan but I can do a workaround

I’ll settle for meat and two veg"

I'm very willing to give you that

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Ladies! Try a pineapple!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Um no

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Nope just give me the D mrs m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last thing I did with a cucumber was use it to make tuna and avocado rolls after thinly slicing it. That was satisfying enough for me.

Most obscure thing I've masturbated with, a man!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, I don't get it, cock, tounge, hands or dildo is all I need.

Mrs

I remember these words. … “”heads shoulders knees and toes””.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Ladies! Try a pineapple!

Now that would b a challenge!

not one I'd like to try lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies! Try a pineapple!

Now that would b a challenge!

not one I'd like to try lol x"

Does it have to be upside down?

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By *nandwet69Couple
over a year ago

cwmbran

Mmm where do I begin

1. Stella bottle

2 a can

3 definitely fruits , apples mmm a pear

4 hair brushes

5 hubbys deodorant cans

Still

Trying to get him to use his tools mmmmm

Open to other suggestions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brussels sprout tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have used (abused?) a cue or two in my time

Needs must as the devil drives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmm where do I begin

1. Stella bottle

2 a can

3 definitely fruits , apples mmm a pear

4 hair brushes

5 hubbys deodorant cans

Still

Trying to get him to use his tools mmmmm

Open to other suggestions

Wow

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