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Things to do in Ashford...?

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By *arko2020 OP   Man
over a year ago

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So if you're away with work in a town you don't know at all (and you don't have a car), what d'you fill your evenings with? Beer? Absinthe? Line dancing? Knitting?!

I had a work trip to Ashford last year for a few nights and I was bored out of my tiny mind (although Cineworld did come to the rescue for one of the evenings).

Looks like I'm going to be back down there again in the not too distant future so I'm trying to plan ahead so I can avoid over-wanking while I'm there...!

Best answer wins a signed balaclava

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Get in the car and leave.

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By *arko2020 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Get in the car and leave. "

If I'd had a car at my disposal, that would have been high on the list of priorities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shopping at the outlet thing?

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By *arko2020 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Shopping at the outlet thing?"

I tried that...but nowhere had any chainsaws

And I wasn't in the mood for cling film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's ....a walk in the woods? not an overly inspiring place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shopping at the outlet thing?

I tried that...but nowhere had any chainsaws

And I wasn't in the mood for cling film "

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By *arko2020 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"There's ....a walk in the woods? not an overly inspiring place"

"A walk in the woods" sounds alarmingly like some kind of cheap horror film where the hero gets lost in a forest and then hunted by strangely shaped in-breds brandishing hand-crafted utensils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's ....a walk in the woods? not an overly inspiring place

"A walk in the woods" sounds alarmingly like some kind of cheap horror film where the hero gets lost in a forest and then hunted by strangely shaped in-breds brandishing hand-crafted utensils "
Aha,aww what're you going to get up to? Cineworld, there are some good films out over next few days

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Ashford is a dump!! I used to live there when I worked in Kent. Dover is worse. Folkestone and Maidstone aren’t much better.

Across the border in Sussex you’ve got Rye which is nice (but not big) and Battle, the site of 1066.

Camber sands is good for a walk/run.

London is only 35 minutes on the choo choo.

Or you could go to Calais

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

Have you considered buying a car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if you've gone to the right Ashford?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder if you've gone to the right Ashford?

"
Sounds like he's definitely in the wrong one tbf

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Have you looked for a bus shelter to vandalise, always fun and you can write Dirty Debbie fucks and sucks and put a random phone number on it, put your own and see who rings. There's always fun to be had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me?*

*joke

What do you like to do? That would help.

Get google up and search for Ashford, with

One of local college courses (pottery anyone? )

Ghost walks

Local tours

Open mic nights

Comedy nights…

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Get in the car and leave.

If I'd had a car at my disposal, that would have been high on the list of priorities "
Taxi

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Eat candy floss.

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By *arko2020 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Have you considered buying a car?"

I have a car...I just can't get it in the train for the journey down

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By *arko2020 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"There's ....a walk in the woods? not an overly inspiring place

"A walk in the woods" sounds alarmingly like some kind of cheap horror film where the hero gets lost in a forest and then hunted by strangely shaped in-breds brandishing hand-crafted utensils Aha,aww what're you going to get up to? Cineworld, there are some good films out over next few days"

I suspect Cineworld will be getting another dollop of my cash

In fact, I think the last time I went to the cinema was when I was down there! Top Gun in 4D...made my TV back home seem a wee bit tame

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By *arko2020 OP   Man
over a year ago

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By *arko2020 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Me?*

*joke

What do you like to do? That would help.

Get google up and search for Ashford, with

One of local college courses (pottery anyone? )

Ghost walks

Local tours

Open mic nights

Comedy nights…"

D'you know, I'd love to have a go at pottery! Although I suspect it's another of those things that looks fabulously easy when you see a pro do it, but would end up like a demolition site if I tried it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get in the car and leave. "

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Which Ashford?

Kent or Surrey the latter is close to Thorpe park and has panoramic views of the A30

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Go to France on the train

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By *arko2020 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Wonder if you've gone to the right Ashford?

Sounds like he's definitely in the wrong one tbf"

It's the one in Kent...which I thought was the only one, until someone pointed out to me there's another one in Middlesex!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Wonder if you've gone to the right Ashford?

Sounds like he's definitely in the wrong one tbf

It's the one in Kent...which I thought was the only one, until someone pointed out to me there's another one in Middlesex! "

There's no such place as Middlesex it's a figment of cricket fans imagination

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Go bowling? Lots of lovely countryside around lovely little country pubs! Wye is a lovely place to go walking! I often cycle out there x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Eat candy floss. "

Naughty! x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Ashford is a dump!! I used to live there when I worked in Kent. Dover is worse. Folkestone and Maidstone aren’t much better.

Across the border in Sussex you’ve got Rye which is nice (but not big) and Battle, the site of 1066.

Camber sands is good for a walk/run.

London is only 35 minutes on the choo choo.

Or you could go to Calais "

Excuse me! Wash your mouth out!!! x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Go and look at the Euro tunnel station.

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By *arko2020 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Go bowling? Lots of lovely countryside around lovely little country pubs! Wye is a lovely place to go walking! I often cycle out there x"

Now that would be a first for many years! Can't remember last time I went bowling! Think I'd probably need the guide rails down the side

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By *arko2020 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Eat candy floss.

Naughty! x"

Ahhh haaaa!! Now I get it...!

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By *arko2020 OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Go and look at the Euro tunnel station."

I'll make sure to pack my trainspotting anorak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder if you've gone to the right Ashford?

Sounds like he's definitely in the wrong one tbf

It's the one in Kent...which I thought was the only one, until someone pointed out to me there's another one in Middlesex!

There's no such place as Middlesex it's a figment of cricket fans imagination "

And people who actually live technically in Middlesex

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