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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Been let down for a 2 week self catering caravan in bognor. Free in room entertainment in the form of a bouncy castle/water bed.

You will be expected to act indifferent to me when our but shag me in the privacy of the van.

Be warned....only vin diesel look a likes with huge cocks need apply. Woukdnt normally goffor vin diesel but desperate times and all that.

Please express your interest and I will let you know who the 'winner is later.

P.s. don't tell the bf

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than 2 weeks in the Dominican Republic lol

Throws name in hat

Bollocks, said vin diesel lookalike.........

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

LMAO Evesham, very amusing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's Vin Diesel? I'm bald and 6'3 tall, am i anywhere close? Well i'll drop my name into the hat anyway. Hope i win, i never win anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's his post gone

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Can axe murders apply? Just askin'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vin Diesel look-a-like here. Happy to ignore you when out and about, so long as you buy me haddock and chips on't seafront.

As for other demands/requirements, am open to negotiation depending on level of cleaning required to said caravan...

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Sounds legit.

*Throws name in the hat* Don't worry, I'll shave my head nearer the time.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been let down for a 2 week self catering caravan in bognor. Free in room entertainment in the form of a bouncy castle/water bed.

You will be expected to act indifferent to me when our but shag me in the privacy of the van.

Be warned....only vin diesel look a likes with huge cocks need apply. Woukdnt normally goffor vin diesel but desperate times and all that.

Please express your interest and I will let you know who the 'winner is later.

P.s. don't tell the bf

PICK ME PICK ME - I promise I'm under a size 12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont look like Vin, but I have looked at him a few times...does that count...put me in the hat anyway

Missy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwww both posts gone....owww rude, was enjoying that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's his post gone"

The Mods are all-seeing, all knowing....

Think it may just have broken the forum rules ever so slightly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in seeing the offer of the Dominican has been retracted

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Sounds legit.

*Throws name in the hat* Don't worry, I'll shave my head nearer the time.

- Amy. x"

Was just about to comment on your brilliant reply on the other thread but it's gone. But thanks.. That gave me w good chuckle x

And I'm nothing like van diesel but ill

Keep you company if you don't get any better offers Evesham x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's his post gone"

The work of forum KGB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where'd it go......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's his post gone"

Maybe a moment of clarity "BING - I LOOK A TOTAL DICK AND EVERYONE THINKS SO TOO"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I see you got one of the £9.50 holidays then.

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

just call me Kara-van diesel, xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Account probs buckled under the weight of replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he got an early flight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just call me Kara-van diesel, xxx

Like Like Like hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's his post gone

Maybe a moment of clarity "BING - I LOOK A TOTAL DICK AND EVERYONE THINKS SO TOO"

YEP!!!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"I'm in seeing the offer of the Dominican has been retracted"

He must've announced the "winner" and been inundated with jealous hoes that be begging! XD x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a charmer !

To the lucky lady who gets picked , I've been there leave you jewelry at home and pack some nice soft loo roll ......

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"just call me Kara-van diesel, xxx

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love it

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"So I see you got one of the £9.50 holidays then.

Oh.....hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well Bognor it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's his post gone

Maybe a moment of clarity "BING - I LOOK A TOTAL DICK AND EVERYONE THINKS SO TOO"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone need a Van style haircut...I'm good with a electric razor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a charmer !

To the lucky lady who gets picked , I've been there leave you jewelry at home and pack some nice soft loo roll ......

pmsl...going to dominican and getting the shits and having to spend it with a fake bf...ssshhh they'll all want to go now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I see you got one of the £9.50 holidays then.

Dont be dissin the £9.50's, for they are awesome!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I was thinking I should go back to bed for a minute there; I was trying to respond and pooof error message

Sorry honey I cant get away on holiday, kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a charmer !

To the lucky lady who gets picked , I've been there leave you jewelry at home and pack some nice soft loo roll ......

pmsl...going to dominican and getting the shits and having to spend it with a fake bf...ssshhh they'll all want to go now!!"

I bet the queue is out the door and round the block!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vin Diesel?

I'm probably more Vin Unleaded...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I see you got one of the £9.50 holidays then.

Dont be dissin the £9.50's, for they are awesome!!"

I wasn't dissin honest gov

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