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jesus is watching you

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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying: "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big heist, then began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he hears: "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the

voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot squawked: "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

The bird replies: "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Lol like that one

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

LOL Good Joke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good 'un.

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

, xxx

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Gave me a good old chuckle x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Love it. Pmsl

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By *iamp86Man
over a year ago

preston

It's an oldie but it still makes me laugh ..... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol like that one"
+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, I thought from the thread title that some Fundies had infiltrated the site and were going to try and show us the error of our perverse ways!

And Jesus can watch, but he's not allowed to touch.

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