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Bruce - a poem for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brucey Brucey,

You're not a floozy,

You actually make me quite woozy.

If you aren't in my bed,

I have still got my legs spread,

Whilst you're banging one out in a shed.

It's come to my attention,

That there is a lot of sexual tension,

But please don't get hypertension.

I know you fancy me,

But what really strikes me,

Is how much you inspire me.

*graceful bow* *walks off stage backwards* *curtains close* *the crowd cheers*

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brucey Brucey,

You're not a floozy,

You actually make me quite woozy.

If you aren't in my bed,

I have still got my legs spread,

Whilst you're banging one out in a shed.

It's come to my attention,

That there is a lot of sexual tension,

But please don't get hypertension.

I know you fancy me,

But what really strikes me,

Is how much you inspire me.

*graceful bow* *walks off stage backwards* *curtains close* *the crowd cheers*

F"

What is happening right now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brucey Brucey,

You're not a floozy,

You actually make me quite woozy.

If you aren't in my bed,

I have still got my legs spread,

Whilst you're banging one out in a shed.

It's come to my attention,

That there is a lot of sexual tension,

But please don't get hypertension.

I know you fancy me,

But what really strikes me,

Is how much you inspire me.

*graceful bow* *walks off stage backwards* *curtains close* *the crowd cheers*

F

What is happening right now? "

I've been in the bath too long and she's bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brucey Brucey,

You're not a floozy,

You actually make me quite woozy.

If you aren't in my bed,

I have still got my legs spread,

Whilst you're banging one out in a shed.

It's come to my attention,

That there is a lot of sexual tension,

But please don't get hypertension.

I know you fancy me,

But what really strikes me,

Is how much you inspire me.

*graceful bow* *walks off stage backwards* *curtains close* *the crowd cheers*

F

What is happening right now?

I've been in the bath too long and she's bored "

Respect for having a bath and not a shower. I only do that on really bad days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brucey Brucey,

You're not a floozy,

You actually make me quite woozy.

If you aren't in my bed,

I have still got my legs spread,

Whilst you're banging one out in a shed.

It's come to my attention,

That there is a lot of sexual tension,

But please don't get hypertension.

I know you fancy me,

But what really strikes me,

Is how much you inspire me.

*graceful bow* *walks off stage backwards* *curtains close* *the crowd cheers*

F

What is happening right now?

I've been in the bath too long and she's bored

Respect for having a bath and not a shower. I only do that on really bad days "

Apparently I'm to delete the poem out because she hates the replies with it in "unnecessarily long"

A bath is a once in a while treat, I much prefer a shower though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brucey Brucey,

You're not a floozy,

You actually make me quite woozy.

If you aren't in my bed,

I have still got my legs spread,

Whilst you're banging one out in a shed.

It's come to my attention,

That there is a lot of sexual tension,

But please don't get hypertension.

I know you fancy me,

But what really strikes me,

Is how much you inspire me.

*graceful bow* *walks off stage backwards* *curtains close* *the crowd cheers*

F

What is happening right now?

I've been in the bath too long and she's bored

Respect for having a bath and not a shower. I only do that on really bad days

Apparently I'm to delete the poem out because she hates the replies with it in "unnecessarily long"

A bath is a once in a while treat, I much prefer a shower though "

What's unnecessarily long?

You do you, you bizarre I'll never truly understand couple! Love ya both though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man named Bruce

Who liked his holes juicy and loose

Til he joined the fab forum

And gained some decorum

And leads us to be all funtoosh

!

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