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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for the inspo Leedsfitguy.

So - we're starting in the lake district and will be hiring a 60 seater bus.

I'll be taking up position behind the driver with a welcome pack ready to hand out. Bottle of water, haribo, skittles and a condom. I'm thinking we'll head to Buttermere first - loosen our bodies up with a quick 60 minute walk before we carry on.

Wheres next on the map?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great minds think alike.

How bizarre is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head east along the A66 and I'll jump aboard please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

How about a jaunt up scafell, then a scree slide down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love sharing a bit of inspiration on a wet Wednesday and just saw your thread too Jennie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great minds think alike.

How bizarre is that?"

I'll be in trouble for diverting attention from Brucey's thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a jaunt up scafell, then a scree slide down

I'll get the pints in ready at the nearest pub.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about a jaunt up scafell, then a scree slide down

Geeez, we don't want to all have heart palpitations before a busy night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you've got to meander down through the Dales. I'll bring some finest Wensleydale and Yorkshire blue to share round...

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Is this like an on the road social situation, or is it more of a gangbang bus scenario?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passing Manchester? I’d love to get a lift and tag along. If anyone would like to sit on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Passing Manchester? I’d love to get a lift and tag along. If anyone would like to sit on me. "

I Meant next to me. Honestly

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Is this bus headed Peru way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this like an on the road social situation, or is it more of a gangbang bus scenario?

LvM"

A "social"

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'm waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're next door? All this time? I'm coming for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Closest place on my list of places in the UK to visit is Shambles in York. Can we go? can we go?? can we go??

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Only one condom each ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only one condom each ?"

Cost of living crisis I'm afraid

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

If you're feeling flush, cough up the mega pounds and cross the Solent.

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By *ik69Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

What about few drinks in the beginning to warm up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about few drinks in the beginning to warm up "

Yes, you all have water

Oh - didn't I say it's a dry bus?

*consent*

Don't worry, if you do drink you just can't have sex

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Only one condom each ?"

Just rinse it out after each use, it'll be fine.

LvM

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By *ik69Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"What about few drinks in the beginning to warm up

Yes, you all have water

Oh - didn't I say it's a dry bus?

*consent*

Don't worry, if you do drink you just can't have sex

I took off drinking last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only one condom each ?

Just rinse it out after each use, it'll be fine.

LvM"

Rinse and pass it around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t want to put you out but if you’re swinging past Scotland I have my bags packed already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one condom each ?

Just rinse it out after each use, it'll be fine.

LvM

Rinse and pass it around

Latex free and what about lube?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only one condom each ?

Just rinse it out after each use, it'll be fine.

LvM

Rinse and pass it around

Latex free and what about lube? "

Spit does the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t want to put you out but if you’re swinging past Scotland I have my bags packed already. "

Cabs en route, you can meet us at the border. Its on me

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I would love to hop on in Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any space on the back of the bus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to hop on in Manchester

What snacks are you bringing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most important question wasn't asked. What kind of haribo's??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I missed the bus.

I’ll call an Uber instead.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I would love to hop on in Manchester

What snacks are you bringing ? "

I thought you were the snack

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I guess I missed the bus.

I’ll call an Uber instead.

I saved you a seat on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to hop on in Manchester

What snacks are you bringing ?

I thought you were the snack

I am not a snack. I am a garden. Take care of me and I got you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bump"

This road is full of potholes

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