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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK.

So I have just got the passion wagon through the MOT.

I'm off on a road trip. Where shall I head to and why?

I already have an appointment in South Wales involving some felt tip pens (long story). Where else shall I stop? Persuade me!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I’ll need you to be outside the Bank of England at an agreed time. Do not turn off the engine, keep it running.

Maybe put your tights on your head covering your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we detour past parliament? I’ve some fireworks to drop off

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I’ll need you to be outside the Bank of England at an agreed time. Do not turn off the engine, keep it running.

Maybe put your tights on your head covering your face.

"

Easiest way to get a fixed penalty notice leaving the engine running!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll meet in the middle! I'll bring the northerners, you bring the southerners

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh crikey, 2 tours on the go. Can I travel half way on one then hop onto the other?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll need you to be outside the Bank of England at an agreed time. Do not turn off the engine, keep it running.

Maybe put your tights on your head covering your face.

Easiest way to get a fixed penalty notice leaving the engine running!!! "

I'll leave the hazards flashing. Guaranteed no tickets. Guaranteed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We'll meet in the middle! I'll bring the northerners, you bring the southerners

F"

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh crikey, 2 tours on the go. Can I travel half way on one then hop onto the other? "

Both within 2 minutes of each other .... madness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we detour past parliament? I’ve some fireworks to drop off "

Your needed on the other bus to cut the cheese...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we detour past parliament? I’ve some fireworks to drop off

Your needed on the other bus to cut the cheese..."

Any cheese is on this bus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Maybe put your tights on your head covering your face.

"

This got real kinky real quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So.

Pull off a bank heist and blow up parliament.

Not what I was hoping for but the night is yet young.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we detour past parliament? I’ve some fireworks to drop off

Your needed on the other bus to cut the cheese...

Any cheese is on this bus "

All the cheese

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Swing by the Midlands. I can offer Monster Munch and orange chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So.

Pull off a bank heist and blow up parliament.

Not what I was hoping for but the night is yet young."

Shoe shopping?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Swing by the Midlands. I can offer Monster Munch and orange chips "

See ... here we GO

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So.

Pull off a bank heist and blow up parliament.

Not what I was hoping for but the night is yet young.

Shoe shopping?"

Mmmmmmaybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we detour past parliament? I’ve some fireworks to drop off

Your needed on the other bus to cut the cheese...

Any cheese is on this bus "

The other bus is stopping in the Dales for a barrel of Wensleydale...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we detour past parliament? I’ve some fireworks to drop off

Your needed on the other bus to cut the cheese...

Any cheese is on this bus

The other bus is stopping in the Dales for a barrel of Wensleydale..."

Well as we are in the Southern end of the country I could be persuaded to take a detour via cheddar gorge.

But really? Bank job, treason, monster munch and cheese?

No one offering to tongue punch my fart box?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we detour past parliament? I’ve some fireworks to drop off

Your needed on the other bus to cut the cheese...

Any cheese is on this bus

The other bus is stopping in the Dales for a barrel of Wensleydale...

Well as we are in the Southern end of the country I could be persuaded to take a detour via cheddar gorge.

But really? Bank job, treason, monster munch and cheese?

No one offering to tongue punch my fart box?"

Bugger. Played the card too soon.

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