FabSwingers.com forum: how do you get noticed on here?

By *pence14 OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Hi people! I hope everyone’s having a lovely evening. I was just wondering how to get my profile noticed on here? I would like to get to know some beautiful ladies so we can possibly build a connection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Active engagement on the forums.

Some nice profile pics.

Chatty, informative bio.

Go to a few socials.

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chat shit in the forums, regularly.

And I’m not joking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh you have a huge bath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socials, I formative bio, take part in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your tits out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your tits out

Worked for me

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

As many dick pics as possible, being a "heavy cummer" helps too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your tits out

Sorry ... who are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timesaver add an emoji to a thread without contributing. Job done.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a picture of my ass on here lol x

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Timesaver add an emoji to a thread without contributing. Job done. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Timesaver add an emoji to a thread without contributing. Job done. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you build it, they will come.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Timesaver add an emoji to a thread without contributing. Job done. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How have I never noticed you before

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

Don't upset or disagree with anyone, agree with everything they say to you, you're never be blanked then

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Chat shit in the forums, regularly.

And I’m not joking.

You will not find too many forum sluts meeting much better focus on browsing meet for people looking for you type

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hi op

Add some interesting information within your bio maybe a little about yourself then interests what you are looking for any kinks maybe little humour bring out yourself within the bio

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Patience, alternatively a dick pic next to a sky remote always works apparently

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

Interact in the forums, get to social events and take a mixture of good photos.

Don't expect things to happen quickly though because being here is all about patience and just enjoying the social side of life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your tits out

Sorry ... who are you?"

Your worst nightmare

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

what ever you do dont show your cock,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chat shit in the forums, regularly.

And I’m not joking.

You will not find too many forum sluts meeting much better focus on browsing meet for people looking for you type

This slut would ... but no one wants me

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By *ik69Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Get your tits out

Sorry ... who are you?

Your worst nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chat shit in the forums, regularly.

And I’m not joking.

You will not find too many forum sluts meeting much better focus on browsing meet for people looking for you type

This slut would ... but no one wants me

Long list of unwanted sluts on here

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Gosh you have a huge bath! "

It’s absolutely mahoosive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what ever you do dont show your cock,,"

No, this isn't true.

If it's sculpted by the gods and a bit special.

Show it off!

It's a myth that all women and couples don't like it.

Couples do because they normally want something bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your tits out

Sorry ... who are you?

Your worst nightmare

Is there a therapist in the house? I keep getting this recurring nightmare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chat shit in the forums, regularly.

And I’m not joking.

You will not find too many forum sluts meeting much better focus on browsing meet for people looking for you type

This slut would ... but no one wants me

Ooooh get you in Surrey.

Forum slaaaaaag round here

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By *pence14 OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

I barely get a reply on here, I send a nice respectful message to them as well just to introduce myself but it does not seem to work! I even got ignored for not knowing a swingers club ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post a boing video and then start a thread about boing videos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your tits out

Sorry ... who are you?

Your worst nightmare

Is there a therapist in the house? I keep getting this recurring nightmare! "

Too much cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you build it, they will come. "

Cum

FIFY

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"I barely get a reply on here, I send a nice respectful message to them as well just to introduce myself but it does not seem to work! I even got ignored for not knowing a swingers club ??"

No reply could mean not interested or maybe they just didn't see it amongst other messages. You live in Brighton, join a club and go regularly would be my suggestion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I barely get a reply on here, I send a nice respectful message to them as well just to introduce myself but it does not seem to work! I even got ignored for not knowing a swingers club ??"

Babe. This is a tough environment for single guys. The numbers are against you.

Be nice, be friendly, be funny and it will come good eventually.

Or. Put on some makeup and killer heels .... it works for me sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brighton! Gay capital of the UK. There’s the answer.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

How have I never noticed you before

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Step 1. Learn organ origami

Step 2. Create a profile full of pictures of the amazing shapes you can make with your penis

Step 3. Die of the ensuing sexual exhaustion

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Give it a few more years... You're probably too young for a lot of us!

If you use the search function, tick the "I'm the age they're looking for" box.

That should help.

Be polite, read the profile, send a short introductory msg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend to be a flump

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"what ever you do dont show your cock,,"

Do it, he's lying to you, trust me they love it

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

Hold up a lottery ticket saying I won the jackpot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell ladies you have a beautiful cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile is about you and what you want , to be given experiences and explore be shown

Brutal honesty I would no way be interested in someone young and inexperienced. Its not a criticism just going to decrease your chance of interest I think.

What do you have to offer ? And what are you looking for exactly.

Find out about swingers clubs, try them out see if you like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cover your cock in googly eye's

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

I will say it I know we all thinking it.

You are very young and look it not bad looking just maybe to young we have children you're age for instance also you bio is rubbish you may find someone with a younger kink but not looking as you will be meet lots of people...

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

His offering that bath. Surely that's a winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pair of tits and a fanny is the way to go

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Yea i think its your age personally. Too young for a lot of ladies

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i agree i think your a little to young,,

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Start a controversial thread.

I recommend a top ten of favourite forum posters and just list all the ones you want to shag.

Good luck with it

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By *pence14 OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Well yeah but I find it weird because I saw someone on here who used to really fancy me and non stop message me when I was younger and I message her on here and she blocked me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set fire to your bollocks in a chat room..

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By *pence14 OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Surely the younger the better for some of you older women. I seem to attract a lot of them in my day to day life, why not try out this site?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well yeah but I find it weird because I saw someone on here who used to really fancy me and non stop message me when I was younger and I message her on here and she blocked me! "

Fab opened her eyes, she might of used to only be able to shop at Lidl but now she can see shop at Waitrose.

They are never yours, just your turn buddy.

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"Tell ladies you have a beautiful cock. "

This man knows, and never take no for an answer. Trust me young Jedi I don't like to boast but I have had upwards of three winks. Well two one was an accident.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Surely the younger the better for some of you older women. I seem to attract a lot of them in my day to day life, why not try out this site?"

“Some of you older women” - ouch!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Well yeah but I find it weird because I saw someone on here who used to really fancy me and non stop message me when I was younger and I message her on here and she blocked me! "

It might be that she doesn't want to mix fab with friends

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Set fire to your bollocks in a chat room.."

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I barely get a reply on here, I send a nice respectful message to them as well just to introduce myself but it does not seem to work! I even got ignored for not knowing a swingers club ??"

The thing is OP, most (not all) have children older than you and wouldn't/don't meet anyone your age. Saying that there are still plenty who would happily meet you. Fab is not #instashag and 5 months is not a very long time on a site like this.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Surely the younger the better for some of you older women. I seem to attract a lot of them in my day to day life, why not try out this site?"

No surely about it.

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

I've never giggled so much omg some of these messages are priceless

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Interact in the forums, get to social events and take a mixture of good photos.

Don't expect things to happen quickly though because being here is all about patience and just enjoying the social side of life. "

Exactly this, spot on.

Also, it isn't easy relying solely on this site. If you're genuinely interested in the swinging lifestyle then get yourself to social events and clubs. I've met more people that way than through messages on here. Good luck to you.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Surely the younger the better for some of you older women. I seem to attract a lot of them in my day to day life, why not try out this site?"

Why????

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i think your a little bit to young,, but you no what go for it when i was your age i was attracted to older ladies,,

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By *pence14 OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

I can understand that, just seems odd. I haven’t seen her in years so we’re not exactly friends.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

"Gosh you have a huge bath! "

That got him noticed ...

It is

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"Set fire to your bollocks in a chat room.."

This.. absolutely do this

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Run naked down Brighton seafront , best bet to get noticed!

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By *notherTallFellaMan
over a year ago

Cathcart

Put a cock pic as your profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely the younger the better for some of you older women. I seem to attract a lot of them in my day to day life, why not try out this site?"

Absolutely not for me. Like I said what have you got to offer ? Being young means jack shit

What do you want from here ?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Run naked down Brighton seafront , best bet to get noticed!

I done that one time on a stag

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I can understand that, just seems odd. I haven’t seen her in years so we’re not exactly friends. "

Use reply+quote

we'll see who you're replying to

Well whatever the reason she decided you and her weren't compatible.

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

I think the women want your bath more

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Hi people! I hope everyone’s having a lovely evening. I was just wondering how to get my profile noticed on here? I would like to get to know some beautiful ladies so we can possibly build a connection. "
Build a reputation in forums then leave thats the only way or plod away with profile related messages until you're old and grey or go to clubs and get your tackle out lots of ladies will love a young lad in a club especially a respectful one just make sure nobody you know is down club

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

Oh a serious note, just be yourself mate, don't get arsey if no one replies just go with flow get involved in the forums there are tons on here, also the searches tailor it to what your looking for. But I think your do OK

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Run naked down Brighton seafront , best bet to get noticed!

I done that one time on a stag

Video please

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Run naked down Brighton seafront , best bet to get noticed!

I done that one time on a stag

Video please"

There's no video of it that I'm aware of, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read profiles of women on hear

They generally tell you what they are looking for

Communicate on forums

Don’t be dick send nasty messages if you get rejected just say thank you and move on

Oh and don’t forget the obligatory dick pic next to

Remote control (Normally a sky remote )

Can of beer or cider

Or can lynx body spray ( Any Flavour will do)

Have fun

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

When you find out, let me in on the secret.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Run naked down Brighton seafront , best bet to get noticed!

I done that one time on a stag

Video please

There's no video of it that I'm aware of, sorry

Have to crack on and do it again then!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Surely the younger the better for some of you older women. I seem to attract a lot of them in my day to day life, why not try out this site?"

Us older women have preferences and boundaries, you'd do well to respect them.

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By *oungGingerDMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Would love some opinions on my profile and if theres anything i should change that could help my chances?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Would love some opinions on my profile and if theres anything i should change that could help my chances?"

Start your own thread then bad practice steeling others post.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Run naked down Brighton seafront , best bet to get noticed!

I done that one time on a stag

Video please

There's no video of it that I'm aware of, sorry

Have to crack on and do it again then! "

Nope

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By *oungGingerDMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Oh right my bad, will do that sorry didn't mean to step on anyones toes thanks for saying

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Surely the younger the better for some of you older women. I seem to attract a lot of them in my day to day life, why not try out this site?

Us older women have preferences and boundaries, you'd do well to respect them."
I might as well fk off into the corner a wait for death to take me since I'm an old fart.

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By *oastalloversCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

Patiently waiting for an invite to the ginormous tub.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Surely the younger the better for some of you older women. I seem to attract a lot of them in my day to day life, why not try out this site?

Us older women have preferences and boundaries, you'd do well to respect them."

^^ This. 100%

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Just be urself .don't take everything on here too seriously. Ur age may be a factor in stopping u getting meets but won't stop u joining in forums and avin a laugh .Good luck .x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Surely the younger the better for some of you older women. I seem to attract a lot of them in my day to day life, why not try out this site?"

Why did you decide to join here and what were your expectations?

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a young single guy (or woman of course) seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

The cynic in me (and possibly others) may think it's because there's a perception of it being a source of quick and easy sex. It isn't. It's harder than the outside world and if you struggle to find naked company offline then online will be equally or even more difficult.

If, as you say, you don't struggle for attention from women in your day to day life, yet are apparently struggling to get noticed on here - I know where I'd be putting in the hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

A"
This still perplexes me.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Patience, alternatively a dick pic next to a sky remote always works apparently

Aren't the size of the new Q remotes half the size of the old ones??!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

A This still perplexes me. "

Nice edit of my original comment. Changes the context of the question completely buy hey......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

A This still perplexes me. "

WE KNOW

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

A This still perplexes me. "

This quote was clearly changed from

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a young single guy (or woman of course)

I wonder why?

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

London & Europe

"Chat shit in the forums, regularly.

And I’m not joking.

This is way more effective than sending out 100 carefully crafted, personalised messages complete with pictures. Forum bants have gotten me way more action than a man of my looks and physique deserves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

A This still perplexes me.

Nice edit of my original comment.

A"
You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

A This still perplexes me.

This quote was clearly changed from

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a young single guy (or woman of course)

I wonder why? "

As it suits his agenda that he's trying to push...

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

A This still perplexes me. "

Not the only thing that perplexes you, it would seem…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

A This still perplexes me.

Not the only thing that perplexes you, it would seem…"
It's up there with how they built the pyramids

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Run naked down Brighton seafront , best bet to get noticed!

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By men though gay men at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a woman

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

A This still perplexes me.

Nice edit of my original comment.

I couldn't help it as the original didn't fit my narrative or support my agenda

Fixed that for you.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

A This still perplexes me.

Nice edit of my original comment.

I couldn't help it as the original didn't fit my narrative or support my agenda

Fixed that for you.

Absofuckinglutely

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

Absofuckinglutely

Couldn't agree more

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

Absofuckinglutely

Couldn't agree more "

Give it a rest FFS. You are derailing nearly every thread with your tedium.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

A This still perplexes me.

Not the only thing that perplexes you, it would seem… It's up there with how they built the pyramids "

And decency, subtlety, equality, nuance, diversity, freedom of choice.

And taking a hint…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

A This still perplexes me.

Not the only thing that perplexes you, it would seem… It's up there with how they built the pyramids

And decency, subtlety, equality, nuance, diversity, freedom of choice.

And taking a hint…"

The only thing I'm not good at is modesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

Absofuckinglutely

Couldn't agree more

Give it a rest FFS. You are derailing nearly every thread with your tedium.

I reckon let's stop giving him food to feed off, no reply he'll soon get bored of toddle off back to mass messaging

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

A This still perplexes me.

Not the only thing that perplexes you, it would seem… It's up there with how they built the pyramids

And decency, subtlety, equality, nuance, diversity, freedom of choice.

And taking a hint…

The only thing I'm not good at is modesty

I would say that wasn’t the only thing

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

A This still perplexes me.

Not the only thing that perplexes you, it would seem… It's up there with how they built the pyramids

And decency, subtlety, equality, nuance, diversity, freedom of choice.

And taking a hint…

The only thing I'm not good at is modesty

Respectfully, I disagree. You have a lot to learn. A hell of a lot. But if you keep your mouth oornn& upur ears & mind closed - you never will.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Mouth open & ears closed. I apologise for my typing….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

Absofuckinglutely

Couldn't agree more

Give it a rest FFS. You are derailing nearly every thread with your tedium.

I reckon let's stop giving him food to feed off, no reply he'll soon get bored of toddle off back to mass messaging "

Solid plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

Absofuckinglutely

Couldn't agree more

Give it a rest FFS. You are derailing nearly every thread with your tedium.

I reckon let's stop giving him food to feed off, no reply he'll soon get bored of toddle off back to mass messaging

Solid plan

Do you know what else is a solid plan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

Absofuckinglutely

Couldn't agree more

Give it a rest FFS. You are derailing nearly every thread with your tedium.

I reckon let's stop giving him food to feed off, no reply he'll soon get bored of toddle off back to mass messaging

Solid plan

Do you know what else is a solid plan?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

Absofuckinglutely

Couldn't agree more

Give it a rest FFS. You are derailing nearly every thread with your tedium.

I reckon let's stop giving him food to feed off, no reply he'll soon get bored of toddle off back to mass messaging "

you've been replying to nearly everything I write.

You can't handle my game, you're outmanned literally and figuratively.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Hi people! I hope everyone’s having a lovely evening. I was just wondering how to get my profile noticed on here? "

Ooh. Nearly forgot a top tip!

Whatever you do, don't hide it and then advise people on the best way to get meets or be successful.

Nobody will believe a thing you say.

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

Absofuckinglutely

Couldn't agree more

Give it a rest FFS. You are derailing nearly every thread with your tedium.

I reckon let's stop giving him food to feed off, no reply he'll soon get bored of toddle off back to mass messaging

Solid plan

Go on red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

Absofuckinglutely

Couldn't agree more

Give it a rest FFS. You are derailing nearly every thread with your tedium.

I reckon let's stop giving him food to feed off, no reply he'll soon get bored of toddle off back to mass messaging

you've been replying to nearly everything I write.

You can't handle my game, you're outmanned literally and figuratively.

I'll let you believe that, if it makes you feel better about yourself...I reply because you need calling out. You hide behind a hidden profile why is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spats in the forum , great entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

Absofuckinglutely

Couldn't agree more

Give it a rest FFS. You are derailing nearly every thread with your tedium.

I reckon let's stop giving him food to feed off, no reply he'll soon get bored of toddle off back to mass messaging

Solid plan

Go on red "

Nice arse, by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

Absofuckinglutely

Couldn't agree more

Give it a rest FFS. You are derailing nearly every thread with your tedium.

I reckon let's stop giving him food to feed off, no reply he'll soon get bored of toddle off back to mass messaging

Solid plan

Go on red

Nice arse, by the way

Thanks, and it's nit hidden away, yet I'm outmanned yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

Absofuckinglutely

Couldn't agree more

Give it a rest FFS. You are derailing nearly every thread with your tedium.

I reckon let's stop giving him food to feed off, no reply he'll soon get bored of toddle off back to mass messaging

you've been replying to nearly everything I write.

You can't handle my game, you're outmanned literally and figuratively.

I'll let you believe that, if it makes you feel better about yourself...I reply because you need calling out. You hide behind a hidden profile why is that "

You just replied again.

If you're not gonna reply just do it, don't tease me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

Absofuckinglutely

Couldn't agree more

Give it a rest FFS. You are derailing nearly every thread with your tedium.

I reckon let's stop giving him food to feed off, no reply he'll soon get bored of toddle off back to mass messaging

you've been replying to nearly everything I write.

You can't handle my game, you're outmanned literally and figuratively.

I'll let you believe that, if it makes you feel better about yourself...I reply because you need calling out. You hide behind a hidden profile why is that

You just replied again.

If you're not gonna reply just do it, don't tease me

Last response from me now Two bulls remember I love you

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Timesaver add an emoji to a thread without contributing. Job done. "

You know, I thought discovering an emoji (did I mention I DISCOVERED an emoji?!) would be the Holy Grail. But nah. Still not knee deep. It's a travesty really.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

^^^He's a discoverer

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Timesaver add an emoji to a thread without contributing. Job done.

You know, I thought discovering an emoji (did I mention I DISCOVERED an emoji?!) would be the Holy Grail. But nah. Still not knee deep. It's a travesty really.

Shhhhh. That's just showing off.

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By *lub UtopiaCouple
over a year ago

Chudleigh, devon

Come our club 1st April to get noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send out dick pics they love it

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Get your tits out

Sorry ... who are you?

Your worst nightmare

Hahahahaha

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Timesaver add an emoji to a thread without contributing. Job done.

You know, I thought discovering an emoji (did I mention I DISCOVERED an emoji?!) would be the Holy Grail. But nah. Still not knee deep. It's a travesty really.

Which one?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Timesaver add an emoji to a thread without contributing. Job done.

You know, I thought discovering an emoji (did I mention I DISCOVERED an emoji?!) would be the Holy Grail. But nah. Still not knee deep. It's a travesty really.

Shhhhh. That's just showing off.

It's all I've got, A. It's all I've got!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Timesaver add an emoji to a thread without contributing. Job done.

You know, I thought discovering an emoji (did I mention I DISCOVERED an emoji?!) would be the Holy Grail. But nah. Still not knee deep. It's a travesty really.

Which one? "

You're welcome!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Timesaver add an emoji to a thread without contributing. Job done.

You know, I thought discovering an emoji (did I mention I DISCOVERED an emoji?!) would be the Holy Grail. But nah. Still not knee deep. It's a travesty really.

Which one?

You're welcome!"

You found that? Wow!

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Cake helps, lots and lots of cake

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Active engagement on the forums.

Some nice profile pics.

Chatty, informative bio.

Go to a few socials.

Done"

Pretty much this. Close thread

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Timesaver add an emoji to a thread without contributing. Job done.

You know, I thought discovering an emoji (did I mention I DISCOVERED an emoji?!) would be the Holy Grail. But nah. Still not knee deep. It's a travesty really.

Which one?

You're welcome!

You found that? Wow!

Found?! You make it sound like luck!

A degree in coding and hours of painstaking research, actually...(this may not be true...)

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Timesaver add an emoji to a thread without contributing. Job done.

You know, I thought discovering an emoji (did I mention I DISCOVERED an emoji?!) would be the Holy Grail. But nah. Still not knee deep. It's a travesty really.

Which one?

You're welcome!

You found that? Wow!

Found?! You make it sound like luck!

A degree in coding and hours of painstaking research, actually...(this may not be true...)

Sounds good though

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Wear funky socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking for guys for a gangbang on Thursday 30th March at mine near Dullingham, Newmarket. It’s with a fwb, she’s blonde massive tits, pierced nipples. 23 yo, squirts like crazy and takes anything you can give her. Under 37 only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Timesaver add an emoji to a thread without contributing. Job done.

You know, I thought discovering an emoji (did I mention I DISCOVERED an emoji?!) would be the Holy Grail. But nah. Still not knee deep. It's a travesty really.

There was a chocolate medal with your name on it but I ate it

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I don't

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I’m looking for guys for a gangbang on Thursday 30th March at mine near Dullingham, Newmarket. It’s with a fwb, she’s blonde massive tits, pierced nipples. 23 yo, squirts like crazy and takes anything you can give her. Under 37 only"

Well shit. I'm 37 and 3 months

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

You might be best putting this in the meet request section

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Timesaver add an emoji to a thread without contributing. Job done.

You know, I thought discovering an emoji (did I mention I DISCOVERED an emoji?!) would be the Holy Grail. But nah. Still not knee deep. It's a travesty really.

There was a chocolate medal with your name on it but I ate it "

You've let me down, you've let the forum down, and most importantly, you've let yourself down.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Well shit. I'm 37 and 3 months

I’m positively ancient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you inviting the OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well shit. I'm 37 and 3 months

I think that was the limit on numbers for fire safety regs. 36 is the maximum who can be admitted.

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By *oastalloversCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Wear funky socks "

Adorable, sausage dogs socks!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Well shit. I'm 37 and 3 months

I think that was the limit on numbers for fire safety regs. 36 is the maximum who can be admitted."

It is really important to consider the fireman’s hose in this situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well shit. I'm 37 and 3 months

I think that was the limit on numbers for fire safety regs. 36 is the maximum who can be admitted.

It is really important to consider the fireman’s hose in this situation

In any situation

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Are you inviting the OP? "

This thread just keeps on giving!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Well shit. I'm 37 and 3 months

I think that was the limit on numbers for fire safety regs. 36 is the maximum who can be admitted.

It is really important to consider the fireman’s hose in this situation

In any situation "

True. I do like to consider it. Often

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Hi OP

I don't think your too young at all

Since your new to this its best to go to the sex parties and get acquainted with ladies please don't attend with expectations of playing because that COULD lead to disappointment but if it happens it's a nice surprise for you.

Go with intentions and expectations of socialising and go with condoms so you are prepared if you do get that nice surprise.

Ask them if they are on fab and give each other nice verifications. That's best and simplest way to build connections with ladies

Best of luck xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Timesaver add an emoji to a thread without contributing. Job done.

You know, I thought discovering an emoji (did I mention I DISCOVERED an emoji?!) would be the Holy Grail. But nah. Still not knee deep. It's a travesty really.

There was a chocolate medal with your name on it but I ate it

You've let me down, you've let the forum down, and most importantly, you've let yourself down.

I’ve seen the error in my ways and brought a giant bag of mini eggs to share

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By *moochyvibesMan
over a year ago

Nearby

Once you build a connection its lovely and you will

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Are you inviting the OP?

This thread just keeps on giving!

To be fair, it DID get him noticed. The crafty bugger!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Timesaver add an emoji to a thread without contributing. Job done.

You know, I thought discovering an emoji (did I mention I DISCOVERED an emoji?!) would be the Holy Grail. But nah. Still not knee deep. It's a travesty really.

There was a chocolate medal with your name on it but I ate it

You've let me down, you've let the forum down, and most importantly, you've let yourself down.

I’ve seen the error in my ways and brought a giant bag of mini eggs to share "

Redemption!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have been wondering the same ourselves!

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

Absofuckinglutely

Couldn't agree more

Give it a rest FFS. You are derailing nearly every thread with your tedium.

I reckon let's stop giving him food to feed off, no reply he'll soon get bored of toddle off back to mass messaging

Solid plan

Go on red

Nice arse, by the way

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This is all very nice, inclusive and friendly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For single guys I would suggest real life meets - socials and clubs etc. If you have anything about you you will appeal.

Using only apps is not a great option imo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is of course for anyone, but many will wonder why a woman seeking 1-2-1 meets and not showing any interest in couples, groups or clubs would sign up to a swingers site?

Absofuckinglutely

Couldn't agree more

Give it a rest FFS. You are derailing nearly every thread with your tedium.

I reckon let's stop giving him food to feed off, no reply he'll soon get bored of toddle off back to mass messaging

Solid plan

Go on red

Nice arse, by the way

This is all very nice, inclusive and friendly.

You’ve read the thread, no?

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Hi viz jacket especially on scaffolding

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