FabSwingers.com forum: Thread for the Guys And Women that don’t qualify for oooffttt and not even Mediocre !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well

What did you expect

A thread finally for

Less than Mediocre !

Me Me Me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join the medioca queue.

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

I didn't even register on the last thread about this, so I win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I join!

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By *ocknockerMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Let me in xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Ah come on you're all ooft worthy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah come on you're all ooft worthy!

You are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Get fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooft wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get fucked.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Get fucked.

? "

You're not less than mediocre.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Get fucked.

You're not less than mediocre.

Meli! That's not how you do a grenade. You say it then walk away for maximum effect.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Get fucked.

You're not less than mediocre.

Meli! That's not how you do a grenade. You say it then walk away for maximum effect. "

I felt really bad! And the guilt wouldn't leave so I sheepishly came back and explained the joke and put a little green emoticon of smiling to show I realised how bad it was and now I'm explaining it to you, and and and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here. What's lower than mediocre?

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Joining and bringing cake.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Get fucked.

You're not less than mediocre.

Meli! That's not how you do a grenade. You say it then walk away for maximum effect.

There there. It's okay now. Would you like your hair played with?

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Here. What's lower than mediocre?"

Don’t know but I’m down there in it

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Oh this is definitely my sort of thread!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm here

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'm here

Sparkle. Come on. You might be here but you really shouldn’t be.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm here

Sparkle. Come on. You might be here but you really shouldn’t be."

I really should

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I'm here

Sparkle. Come on. You might be here but you really shouldn’t be.

I really should

Nope you’re not even ‘attractive’ xx you’re way above that xxx

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By *neforutoMan
over a year ago

Fantasy land in the SW

"Joining and bringing cake."

but i like cake????

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Finally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I'm hot and offt myself..and sometimes have sex with myself

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I really should

Please. Let me take you away from all this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh good I’m home that’s a relief

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Joining and bringing cake."

And what cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good evening to the less than Mediocre and ooofffttsss

Big pffffttttt to you all

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Thank you OP. This feels like home

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Finally."

And you’re way too lovely so …. Sorry you have to leave as this thread is for butt ugly up to meh… if I had to ratings.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening all!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'm in. I applied for the Mediocre thread but my application was rejected.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm in. I applied for the Mediocre thread but my application was rejected. "

So was mine, I was told to get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Testing the waters here. You kinda know if you have hot rock bottom when you even get ignored on the rejects thread

Marc

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I'm too invisable the be here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Settling into where I belong, evening all move along, space for a chunky one?

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By *hatBeardedChapMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Captain average on the job

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By *rincecharming ABCMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

Fucking hell I've found my place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All of us less than mediocre

Welcome good evening all

Sure a few aren’t

But all welcome

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland

Is this a private club and did we need to bring snacks???

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By *immo1867Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Atlast, here I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a private club and did we need to bring snacks??? "

Frazzles. Bring Frazzles

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland

"Is this a private club and did we need to bring snacks???

Frazzles. Bring Frazzles"

Dammit, my local only had chipsticks.. will that suffice??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a private club and did we need to bring snacks???

Frazzles. Bring Frazzles"

Got them multi packs of Frazzles and scampi fries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a private club and did we need to bring snacks???

Frazzles. Bring Frazzles

Got them multi packs of Frazzles and scampi fries

Now you’re talking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a private club and did we need to bring snacks???

Frazzles. Bring Frazzles

Dammit, my local only had chipsticks.. will that suffice?? "

Hmmm. Possible. 5/10 crisps I’m afraid

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Solid 5/10 here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all

Not convinced that you’re mediocre enough… damn and wow!

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By *reams2013Man
over a year ago

Inverness

Room for 1 more? I think I'm going to like it in here with fellow mediocre fabbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Testing the waters here. You kinda know if you have hot rock bottom when you even get ignored on the rejects thread

Marc"

Pull up a pew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving this thread already

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I could only dream of being mediocre, it’s what I strive to attain

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By *reams2013Man
over a year ago

Inverness

"Loving this thread already

Are you lost? This is for us mediocre folks ??

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Testing the waters here. You kinda know if you have hot rock bottom when you even get ignored on the rejects thread

Marc

Pull up a pew.

Are we in church? Is god the DJ?

Marc

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

My latest pic should cement my mediocre status, it's got absolutely no rude bits at all

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Is this a private club and did we need to bring snacks??? "

I have cheesy wotsits if anyone fancies a dip in my bag

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Loving this thread already

We would bang the average out of you.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Will I get past the clique?

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland

"Is this a private club and did we need to bring snacks???

I have cheesy wotsits if anyone fancies a dip in my bag

Now that's a decent crisp, don't mind if I do!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

All this talk of mediocre, average and other crap is just not true. The people I’ve chatted to from the forums in the main are absolute brilliant, funny beautiful people who are far from average in any shape or form.

I think a lot more love for ourselves needs to happen here people. Because if we don’t love ourself first who else is going to like us?

Group hugs all round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a private club and did we need to bring snacks???

I have cheesy wotsits if anyone fancies a dip in my bag

Nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All this talk of mediocre, average and other crap is just not true. The people I’ve chatted to from the forums in the main are absolute brilliant, funny beautiful people who are far from average in any shape or form.

I think a lot more love for ourselves needs to happen here people. Because if we don’t love ourself first who else is going to like us?

Group hugs all round

I’m up for a group hug

this little tread has made me smile, love all round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a lot more love for ourselves needs to happen here people. Because if we don’t love ourself first who else is going to like us?

Group hugs all round

This ^

. And you are a shining example

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I think a lot more love for ourselves needs to happen here people. Because if we don’t love ourself first who else is going to like us?

Group hugs all round

This ^

. And you are a shining example

The feeling is mutual beautiful xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Will I get past the clique?"

Clunk, clique! Every trip

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Will I get past the clique?

Clunk, clique! Every trip

I remember who said the original phrase and he's not welcome here!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I think a lot more love for ourselves needs to happen here people. Because if we don’t love ourself first who else is going to like us?

Group hugs all round

I heartily agree.

These kind of threads seem to lean into the belief that there are leagues, which simply isn’t true. Different people find beauty in all sorts of different forms. That’s the whole point of the Ooft threads; to bring people together and help build connections that people didn’t know were available

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I think a lot more love for ourselves needs to happen here people. Because if we don’t love ourself first who else is going to like us?

Group hugs all round

I heartily agree.

Hooray for the oooft threads

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm in. I applied for the Mediocre thread but my application was rejected.

So was mine, I was told to get out

Outcasts! Where is MY tribe?

Misshapes, mistakes, misfits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a lot more love for ourselves needs to happen here people. Because if we don’t love ourself first who else is going to like us?

Group hugs all round

I heartily agree.

I'd like to think that I don't belong into any particular "league" so to speak. I'm firmly my own man and my own personality is bigger than anything society or any community tries to shoehorn me into.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Will I get past the clique?

Clunk, clique! Every trip

I remember who said the original phrase and he's not welcome here!"

Shit, I'd forgotten that

Sorry

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Will I get past the clique?

Clunk, clique! Every trip

I remember who said the original phrase and he's not welcome here!

Shit, I'd forgotten that

Sorry

not a word he ever knew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mediocre gives ne something to aim for!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Present

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

We are in

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I am most definately in

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"Joining and bringing cake.

And what cake

It's your thread OP. You get to choose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ilffadMan
over a year ago

swansea

Not sure I qualify even for this low standard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Joining and bringing cake.

And what cake

It's your thread OP. You get to choose."

Choose pie instead

Banoffee pie

Pleassssseee

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Arriving late to the party!

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Morning all

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Sums me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joining and bringing cake.

And what cake

It's your thread OP. You get to choose.

Choose pie instead

Banoffee pie

Pleassssseee

Me too! Love a good banoffee!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll bake a cake

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By *ilvelicker60Man
over a year ago

kettering

Mr mediocre here.

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
over a year ago

North East

Let’s see if I qualify

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Old fat and ugly oh I definitely qualify

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Finally, a community thread I can join in with!!

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

This applies to us I recon

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Is there a lower group?

Asking for me

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By *ick08Man
over a year ago

East Leak

I'll plonk myself right in here then

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

As you never see me on our profile, I must be Mediocre, what do you think the M stands for?

Mr.

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By *uzzy-LogicMan
over a year ago

Fochabers

Id say I qualify for mediocre on a good day

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By *irtdiggerABCMan
over a year ago

torbay

Yessss, somewhere I fit in!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Guess I fit in here then! I’ll bring cake, and lots of it.

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

I cant even qualify for this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

At last!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Home at last!! Some may call it low self esteem, I call it realistic.

No ooofts please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yayyyyy

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By *ogglesMan
over a year ago

essex and norfolk

Mr average here

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I'm still here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bang average over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found our crowd.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m hear

Where I belong

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