FabSwingers.com forum: Meh! You’re average to mediocre!! *™?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For those of us never successful on those Oooft! You’re hot!! type threads, sign up here.

And we have cake*

Who’s in?

(women and gym fit males are excluded from this thread)

* cake to be self-provided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I got the cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I got the cake"

I’ll pop the kettle on. Save me a slice

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I think average and mediocre is a bit of a high bar, anything a bit lower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not

Then I'm flouting the no-gym rule. I do go the gym, but indubitably mediocre!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not

What cake do you bring!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not

What cake do you bring!...

Lemon drizzle, chocolate fudge cupcakes and a date and walnut loaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not

What cake do you bring!...

Lemon drizzle, chocolate fudge cupcakes and a date and walnut loaf

You really should meet my grandmother…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll give this one a try

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Dan,

I’m definitely in the average class, I just try and play along that I’m fabulous.

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By *s-two-75Couple
over a year ago

"For those of us never successful on those Oooft! You’re hot!! type threads, sign up here.

And we have cake*

Who’s in?

(women and gym fit males are excluded from this thread)

* cake to be self-provided "

Woo hoo average and proud here

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

In X

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm definitely in...

So long as the cake isn't mediocre too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not

What cake do you bring!...

Lemon drizzle, chocolate fudge cupcakes and a date and walnut loaf

Ok...wow. I mean you have my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely count us in! Did someone say cake??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not

What cake do you bring!...

Lemon drizzle, chocolate fudge cupcakes and a date and walnut loaf

You really should meet my grandmother…"

Maybe she IS your grandmother

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm definitely mediocre but I could be boasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bar for myself, is lower than mediocre, so I'm sliding on in.....

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not

Oh no I wonder if you'll be punished accordingly for this pahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in with a nice Red Velvet cake

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

I can bring some Ben & Jerry’s to go with the cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally a thread

That describes me to tea

Got cake coffee

Bacon rolls hp sauce

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I used to be ginger but I'm now medium ochre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tempted, but what cake di you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flapjack plenty of fruit in it very moist

Doesn’t taste to bad to be fair

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

As a woman who has mediocrity openly mentioned on her profile, I belong here.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I wouldn’t be in this position if people didn’t keep offering me cake.

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Average Jo here.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Average Jo here.

Gorgeous Jo there.

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Average Jo here.

Gorgeous Jo there.

You're a bloody gorgeous Man Fiddles!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Clearly I'm too meh for the oooft thread.

I'm in.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Average Jo here.

Gorgeous Jo there.

You're a bloody gorgeous Man Fiddles!

You really do say the sweetest things. Because you are the sweetest thing.

Cue, U2 playing in the background.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not

Oh no I wonder if you'll be punished accordingly for this pahaha "

Hope so

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

I come baring gifts of cake, cream and unlimited mediocrity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So do us average people get a

Pffffft

Instead of oooffffttt

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm still waiting for cake to flood my inbox

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Average Jo here.

Gorgeous Jo there.

You're a bloody gorgeous Man Fiddles!

You really do say the sweetest things. Because you are the sweetest thing.

Cue, U2 playing in the background.

See Fiddles!!

U2 Rock!!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not

Average-ish I suppose

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Average Jo here.

Maybe half a notch above

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Definite mediocre Malcolm here, I'm in.... Plus I want cake

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I meander in mediocrity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a league lower than this…. Like conference league or something, that’s more my level

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not

What cake do you bring!...

Lemon drizzle, chocolate fudge cupcakes and a date and walnut loaf

You really should meet my grandmother…

Maybe she IS your grandmother"

Mind blown… I’m going to hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not

Average-ish I suppose

Aw thanks pet

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not

Average-ish I suppose

Aw thanks pet

Take away the ish if you’re still in the bath….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not

Average-ish I suppose

Aw thanks pet

Take away the ish if you’re still in the bath…."

I’m not

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I think I could just about make the cut-off point for this thread, on my best days. Also, I bring the Bruce Bogtrotter cake from Revolting Recipes, which is pretty much the best chocolate cake in the world.

Come over and have a slice. It's none of your 5 a day, but you won't care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m below average, do I just make it ?

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

I’m nowhere near average.

But I have cake.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Comfortably in the necer get a second glance category. I'm going to feed my face with chocolate until the tears stop flowing

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m below average, do I just make it ? "

I think I’d be quite happy to be below you, well more rightly under you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I think I could just about make the cut-off point for this thread, on my best days. Also, I bring the Bruce Bogtrotter cake from Revolting Recipes, which is pretty much the best chocolate cake in the world.

Come over and have a slice. It's none of your 5 a day, but you won't care.

Haven’t you got any of those delicious biscuits left instead?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I’m below average, do I just make it ? "

If you are below average, I must be subterranean. Still, I'll keep on tunnelling upwards.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Come over and have a slice. It's none of your 5 a day, but you won't care.

Haven’t you got any of those delicious biscuits left instead?

The ones that melt in your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!

What a delicious image.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've just chowed down on a very nice slice of salted caramel brownie.

I'm in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumping in with a lemon cupcake

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!

Are they warm?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Come over and have a slice. It's none of your 5 a day, but you won't care.

Haven’t you got any of those delicious biscuits left instead?

The ones that melt in your mouth?

Yes that’s the ones

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Come over and have a slice. It's none of your 5 a day, but you won't care.

Haven’t you got any of those delicious biscuits left instead?

The ones that melt in your mouth?

Yes that’s the ones

For you, plenty.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Could I jump in with my Battenberg out?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!

Are they those glazed ones again?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Come over and have a slice. It's none of your 5 a day, but you won't care.

Haven’t you got any of those delicious biscuits left instead?

The ones that melt in your mouth?

Yes that’s the ones

For you, plenty.

I’ll look forward to tasting them

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Definitely in the ‘middle of the road’ category, and that’s on a good day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!

Are they warm? "

I can warm one just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faded Fredray is definately in for cake, pretty sure nothing else will be offered

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!

Love to get my hands on your sticky buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!

Are they those glazed ones again?

You know me so well LB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!

What a delicious image. "
stunning for sure!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!

Are they those glazed ones again?

You know me so well LB

Well you do know how much I love your sticky buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to try bake some hot cross buns maybe a chocolate sponge fresh cream happy hump day to all x

Meh ?

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"For those of us never successful on those Oooft! You’re hot!! type threads, sign up here.

And we have cake*

Who’s in?

(women and gym fit males are excluded from this thread)

* cake to be self-provided "

I am.pretty gym fit ut that's kt going to get me anywhere at my soon to be 60 carcass

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!

Are they warm?

I can warm one just for you "

I'm in

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!

Can I glaze your buns, Boo?!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Rules were made to be broken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!

Can I glaze your buns, Boo?! "

With your outrageously long tongue?

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

Carrot cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!

Are they those glazed ones again?

You know me so well LB

Well you do know how much I love your sticky buns

Like a kid in a sweet shop once you get started LB

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!

Are they those glazed ones again?

You know me so well LB

Well you do know how much I love your sticky buns

Like a kid in a sweet shop once you get started LB

I’m the same size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan. I bet the cake is a bit meh aswell.

This is for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!

Are they those glazed ones again?

You know me so well LB

Well you do know how much I love your sticky buns

Like a kid in a sweet shop once you get started LB

I’m the same size

No harm being little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the place for me

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I aspire to the dizzying heights of mediocrity.

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Average Jo here.

Maybe half a notch above

That's a bit much!!

Average will do me just fine.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!

Can I glaze your buns, Boo?!

With your outrageously long tongue? "

Well I was thinking about a different body part, but we can start with my outrageously long tongue. You know, to prepare the area thoroughly….

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Average Jo here.

Maybe half a notch above

That's a bit much!!

Average will do me just fine.

Thank god for that, I’m average on a good day!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Ok. Look, I don’t eat cheese, I don’t drink coffee and I don’t eat cake other than a very creamy and jammy Victoria sponge. What do scones with jam and cream count as?

I’m diabetic type 2 so I shouldn’t eat them but the reality is I never ate them as a kid, my brother tells me it’s because our mom did it make very good cakes, and that I can’t remember as I was young when she died.

Lot to unpack I know.

Anyway.

Have a nice day all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those of us never successful on those Oooft! You’re hot!! type threads, sign up here.

And we have cake*

Who’s in?

(women and gym fit males are excluded from this thread)

* cake to be self-provided "

From a once "nothing special" single gent on here now in a relationship as a couple would just point out its pretty tumble for alot of couples too. Our inbox only attracts dust? No cakes for us both either because we're fat apprently

so don't be disheartened it's probably hard for the majority no matter what sex or sexual preference you have.

Post pandemic alot of couples and ladies vanished, meny left or moved to networking via other means and there is an ever growing influx of male profiles married, attached cheetahs or not tipping the ballance even further.

Only time will tell but online isn't the same experience it once was for couples or ladies and fab feels very much like it's eating itself from where I'm standing.

To be more successful would be to have better a more ballanced sex ratio on here but can't see that happening the way the hoards are treating the couples and ladies.

Don't feel like you're alone and enjoy the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not

You had me at 'cake'

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

I love cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Kipling does make exceedingly good cakes

Better than me anyway Meh

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

"I come baring gifts of cake, cream and unlimited mediocrity!

I think you're gatecrashing and should be on the other thread!

But, I'm happy to taste your cream so please stay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

Less than mediocre

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Can you be Average quirky?

If so, I will have some cheese cake please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go out and come back to find a thread for me.. flying the bog standard flag here. Seems I've missed out on cake and sticky buns as usual. Just see if there are any crumbs of comfort left for me...

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'm not hot so I defy your no woman rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still don't qualify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not hot so I defy your no woman rule."

Have you sticky buns to offer?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"I'm not hot so I defy your no woman rule.

Have you sticky buns to offer? "

Yes I sat on some chocolate

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

A thread I belong in.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Finally a thread I belong in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally a thread I belong in

There is nothing average about you....and you know it!!

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

Any cake left? apparently I didn't get enough oooft only got one and also a thank you message, so they chucked me out and said go down the road to this room

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

We see ourselves at home here.

Coffee walnut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless there's Arctic Roll, you can stick your group up your hoop!!!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(women and gym fit males are excluded from this thread)"

Awww, I though this would be the thread for me at last . Ho-hum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My people! I haven't been mentioned in ages. Been here too long to not show red flags now

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