FabSwingers.com forum: Cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good on sandwiches, nachos, toast and chips

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Cheddar. Ch..ch..ch..ch..ch..cheddar!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's not gene therapy

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

and pickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calling Chicken555. Calling Chicken555.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hello

Finally my mastermind specialist subject is here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calling Chicken555. Calling Chicken555."

On it like a tube of squirty dairylea

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X"

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calling Chicken555. Calling Chicken555.

On it like a tube of squirty dairylea

Sharper than a Shropshire Blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X"

Bechamel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

Lose the ketchup and replace with a dash of Worcestershire Sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

Lose the ketchup and replace with a dash of Worcestershire Sauce."

Yes I've tried that too. So nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

Lose the ketchup and replace with a dash of Worcestershire Sauce."

No no, that’s old school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

Bechamel? "

Wonko get in the bin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

Lose the ketchup and replace with a dash of Worcestershire Sauce.

No no, that’s old school "

Your version is just a cheap pizza imitation

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I can’t eat the stuff. Even the smell makes me vomit. I wish I could because so many people tell me it’s great.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Cheese is my greatest love

Well… actually it’s my second greatest love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

Bechamel?

Wonko get in the bin

Huh?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The moon is made of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

Lose the ketchup and replace with a dash of Worcestershire Sauce.

No no, that’s old school

Your version is just a cheap pizza imitation "

Margherita pizza with extra cheese on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X"

Dijon mustard and some sliced pickled beetroot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheese is my greatest love

Well… actually it’s my second greatest love

Awwww Wuv Ewe Too.

Oh.

That was a massive assumption there wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t eat the stuff. Even the smell makes me vomit. I wish I could because so many people tell me it’s great. "

I genuinely am sad for you. Are you lack toes and toddler ant?

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

I have never butter the toast when making cheese on toast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

Dijon mustard and some sliced pickled beetroot

Classy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

Lose the ketchup and replace with a dash of Worcestershire Sauce.

No no, that’s old school

Your version is just a cheap pizza imitation "

Chav pizza. Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be a thin smear of mustard on cheese on toast anyway

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Cheese is my greatest love

Well… actually it’s my second greatest love

Awwww Wuv Ewe Too.

Oh.

That was a massive assumption there wasn't it?"

Only a teeny tiny one darling

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Ah okay...

My cheese sauces keep curdling when I add the cheese

Why does this happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese is my greatest love

Well… actually it’s my second greatest love

Could they bring out cheese flavoured Haribo...?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

Bechamel? "

I like the cut of your croque, monsieur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

I have never butter the toast when making cheese on toast.

It’s a game changer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

I have never butter the toast when making cheese on toast.

There is nothing in the world of cooking that can't be improved by adding butter!

And cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah okay...

My cheese sauces keep curdling when I add the cheese

Why does this happen?"

Turn the heat down very low and save a spoonful of flour to go in with it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Cheese is my greatest love

Well… actually it’s my second greatest love

Could they bring out cheese flavoured Haribo...? "

Oh that’s not good. Haribo are perfect. But they’re not my greatest love either

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

I have never butter the toast when making cheese on toast.

There is nothing in the world of cooking that can't be improved by adding butter!

And cheese"

That's a rather odd chocolate cake

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

I have never butter the toast when making cheese on toast.

When have just toast it has to be real butter and loads of it xx

There is nothing in the world of cooking that can't be improved by adding butter!

And cheese"

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By *N4funCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Great on top of chips and beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese is awesome. I like it on it’s own but it’s even better with some more cheese

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Ah okay...

My cheese sauces keep curdling when I add the cheese

Why does this happen?

Turn the heat down very low and save a spoonful of flour to go in with it

Thank you, I will try this next time I make one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah okay...

My cheese sauces keep curdling when I add the cheese

Why does this happen?

Turn the heat down very low and save a spoonful of flour to go in with it

Thank you, I will try this next time I make one

Plus a little bit of mustard in the sauce. Really enhances the cheese flavour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheese is awesome. I like it on it’s own but it’s even better with some more cheese"

^^He knows where it's at^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

La la la la

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great on top of chips and beans

Oof cheesy chips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese is awesome. I like it on it’s own but it’s even better with some more cheese"

Legend

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

"Ah okay...

My cheese sauces keep curdling when I add the cheese

Why does this happen?"

Turn the heat down and keep stirring

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Ah okay...

My cheese sauces keep curdling when I add the cheese

Why does this happen?

Turn the heat down very low and save a spoonful of flour to go in with it

Thank you, I will try this next time I make one

Plus a little bit of mustard in the sauce. Really enhances the cheese flavour"

Oh I always add mustard... and some paprika

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

I have never butter the toast when making cheese on toast.

There is nothing in the world of cooking that can't be improved by adding butter!

And cheese

That's a rather odd chocolate cake "

Marscapone!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

I have never butter the toast when making cheese on toast.

There is nothing in the world of cooking that can't be improved by adding butter!

And cheese

That's a rather odd chocolate cake

Marscapone!"

I was imagining cheddar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah okay...

My cheese sauces keep curdling when I add the cheese

Why does this happen?

Turn the heat down very low and save a spoonful of flour to go in with it

Thank you, I will try this next time I make one

Plus a little bit of mustard in the sauce. Really enhances the cheese flavour"

Deffo mustard

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Here's some 90s cheese

https://youtu.be/is6gtilerPk

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Cheese is awesome. I like it on it’s own but it’s even better with some more cheese"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heaped on top of a baked potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heaped on top of a baked potato "

Now you’re getting there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heaped on top of a baked potato

Now you’re getting there

With beans and mini sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese is my greatest love

Well… actually it’s my second greatest love

Could they bring out cheese flavoured Haribo...?

Oh that’s not good. Haribo are perfect. But they’re not my greatest love either

You're right it wouldn't do to spoil the perfect sweety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's some 90s cheese

https://youtu.be/is6gtilerPk"

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or will pineapple on a pizza

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X"

Toast the bread lighly...then thin layer of mayo... Vintage / mature cheddar, worcestershire sauce under the grill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 21/03/23 22:48:16]"

Don’t take away the cheese

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Try Vegemite on grilled cheese. You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Cheese Removed by poster at 21/03/23 22:48:16]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or on top of chicken with bbq sauce

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

1 x bag of nachos

1 x jar of salsa

1 x tub of sour cream

ADD SOME CHEESE

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"Try Vegemite on grilled cheese. You're welcome "

Try vegemite on toast with hummus

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Knob cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try Vegemite on grilled cheese. You're welcome

Try vegemite on toast with hummus "

Vegemite and hummus?

That's a hard pass there.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"I can’t eat the stuff. Even the smell makes me vomit. I wish I could because so many people tell me it’s great.

I genuinely am sad for you. Are you lack toes and toddler ant? "

No I love milk, butter cream etc it’s just cheese

Thankfully when I was based in Italy they understood and I never had issues. Over here people are actually hostile at times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knob cheese? "

There's always one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knob cheese? "

Could be worse.

Could be goats cheese.

Or even goats knob cheese

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Try Vegemite on grilled cheese. You're welcome

Try vegemite on toast with hummus "

I used to swap my Vegemite sandwiches for hummus and salad sandwiches at school. With home made goats cheese

Made out like a bandit!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Knob cheese?

Could be worse.

Could be goats cheese.

Or even goats knob cheese"

Snap

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Goats cheese on pizza

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t eat the stuff. Even the smell makes me vomit. I wish I could because so many people tell me it’s great.

I genuinely am sad for you. Are you lack toes and toddler ant?

No I love milk, butter cream etc it’s just cheese

Thankfully when I was based in Italy they understood and I never had issues. Over here people are actually hostile at times! "

And rightly so!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goats cheese on pizza

Pervert

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Knob cheese?

There's always one

You know it babe

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Goats cheese on pizza

Pervert"

With figs

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"Goats cheese on pizza

Pervert"

Don't tell you put upside down pineapple on your pizza as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t eat the stuff. Even the smell makes me vomit. I wish I could because so many people tell me it’s great.

I genuinely am sad for you. Are you lack toes and toddler ant?

No I love milk, butter cream etc it’s just cheese

Thankfully when I was based in Italy they understood and I never had issues. Over here people are actually hostile at times! "

I feel bad for my fellow countrymen and their cheese related hostility. I mean, you don’t eat cheese, I do. Perfect situation really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 x bag of nachos

1 x jar of salsa

1 x tub of sour cream

ADD SOME CHEESE

And finely chopped spring onions

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Goats cheese on pizza

Pervert

Don't tell you put upside down pineapple on your pizza as well. "

Pineapple is lovely with cheddar or mozzarella. With goats cheese, fig is where it's at. And rocket.

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

"1 x bag of nachos

1 x jar of salsa

1 x tub of sour cream

ADD SOME CHEESE

And finely chopped spring onions

Good call

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goats cheese on pizza

Pervert

Don't tell you put upside down pineapple on your pizza as well.

Pineapple is lovely with cheddar or mozzarella. With goats cheese, fig is where it's at. And rocket."

You are doing this deliberately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goats cheese on pizza

Pervert

Don't tell you put upside down pineapple on your pizza as well.

Pineapple is lovely with cheddar or mozzarella. With goats cheese, fig is where it's at. And rocket."

Rocket?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goats cheese on pizza

Pervert

Don't tell you put upside down pineapple on your pizza as well.

Pineapple is lovely with cheddar or mozzarella. With goats cheese, fig is where it's at. And rocket.

Rocket?!

Rocket is Satan's salad

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Mad cheese?

#alloverthenews..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Goats cheese on pizza

Pervert

Don't tell you put upside down pineapple on your pizza as well.

Pineapple is lovely with cheddar or mozzarella. With goats cheese, fig is where it's at. And rocket.

You are doing this deliberately "

I'm describing a pizza I had one. I believe it had balsamic vinegar as well

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

1 x tortilla wrap

1 x small finely chopped onion

2 x tbsp pizza sauce

1 x sliced mushroom

1 x tspn Italian herbs

ADD SOME CHEESE

delicious homemade pizza

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

feta cheese sprinkled with honey greek style,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 x tortilla wrap

1 x small finely chopped onion

2 x tbsp pizza sauce

1 x sliced mushroom

1 x tspn Italian herbs

ADD SOME CHEESE

delicious homemade pizza"

Niiiiice! Except the mushrooms, they can get in the bin

bookmarking this for tomorrow

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

I have never butter the toast when making cheese on toast.

There is nothing in the world of cooking that can't be improved by adding butter!

And cheese

Everyone seems to be forgetting to add pineapple (except, perhaps, Wonko).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goats cheese on pizza

Pervert

Don't tell you put upside down pineapple on your pizza as well.

Pineapple is lovely with cheddar or mozzarella. With goats cheese, fig is where it's at. And rocket.

You are doing this deliberately

I'm describing a pizza I had one. I believe it had balsamic vinegar as well"

Goats cheese and rocket are abominations

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

"1 x tortilla wrap

1 x small finely chopped onion

2 x tbsp pizza sauce

1 x sliced mushroom

1 x tspn Italian herbs

ADD SOME CHEESE

delicious homemade pizza

Niiiiice! Except the mushrooms, they can get in the bin

bookmarking this for tomorrow

You can swap out the mushrooms for sweetcorn

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

ASDA have gift boxes of cheese that are really great for those I-want-to-treat-him-or-her-to-chocolates-but-it's -the-wrong-thing.

The soft cheese is really amazing when served at room temperasture. This lil tip I learnt from the French.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"feta cheese sprinkled with honey greek style,,"

Sweet and savoury... classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 x tortilla wrap

1 x small finely chopped onion

2 x tbsp pizza sauce

1 x sliced mushroom

1 x tspn Italian herbs

ADD SOME CHEESE

delicious homemade pizza

Niiiiice! Except the mushrooms, they can get in the bin

bookmarking this for tomorrow

You can swap out the mushrooms for sweetcorn"

You’re getting worse

I’ll swap them out for spinach!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Goats cheese on pizza

Pervert

Don't tell you put upside down pineapple on your pizza as well.

Pineapple is lovely with cheddar or mozzarella. With goats cheese, fig is where it's at. And rocket.

You are doing this deliberately

I'm describing a pizza I had one. I believe it had balsamic vinegar as well

Goats cheese and rocket are abominations "

More for me then

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"1 x tortilla wrap

1 x small finely chopped onion

2 x tbsp pizza sauce

1 x sliced mushroom

1 x tspn Italian herbs

ADD SOME CHEESE

delicious homemade pizza

Niiiiice! Except the mushrooms, they can get in the bin

bookmarking this for tomorrow

You can swap out the mushrooms for sweetcorn"

Change the pizza base to crumpets and you're on a new level.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I have a speciality cheese shop down the road. Last time my parents visited my mum had to physically drag my dad from the shop

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

There's a place in town that stocks a cheese called Bath Blue

It's hands down the nicest blue cheese I've ever had.

Super expensive but it's completely worth it.

Give it a try.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 x tortilla wrap

1 x small finely chopped onion

2 x tbsp pizza sauce

1 x sliced mushroom

1 x tspn Italian herbs

ADD SOME CHEESE

delicious homemade pizza

Niiiiice! Except the mushrooms, they can get in the bin

bookmarking this for tomorrow

You can swap out the mushrooms for sweetcorn

Change the pizza base to crumpets and you're on a new level."

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 x tortilla wrap

1 x small finely chopped onion

2 x tbsp pizza sauce

1 x sliced mushroom

1 x tspn Italian herbs

ADD SOME CHEESE

delicious homemade pizza

Niiiiice! Except the mushrooms, they can get in the bin

bookmarking this for tomorrow

You can swap out the mushrooms for sweetcorn

Change the pizza base to crumpets and you're on a new level."

Oh fuck I’ve got crumpets!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh. I know.

Pizza. Vintage custard base. Cheese. Pineapple

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

"1 x tortilla wrap

1 x small finely chopped onion

2 x tbsp pizza sauce

1 x sliced mushroom

1 x tspn Italian herbs

ADD SOME CHEESE

delicious homemade pizza

Niiiiice! Except the mushrooms, they can get in the bin

bookmarking this for tomorrow

You can swap out the mushrooms for sweetcorn

Change the pizza base to crumpets and you're on a new level."

I've done it with crumpets and yes they are good but I prefer the super thin base of the tortilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh. I know.

Pizza. Vintage custard base. Cheese. Pineapple "

Is wonko flogging you pineapples

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I have a speciality cheese shop down the road. Last time my parents visited my mum had to physically drag my dad from the shop

He has taste!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ooh. I know.

Pizza. Vintage custard base. Cheese. Pineapple

Is wonko flogging you pineapples

Nah. I'm a fan myself.

Pineapple is also brilliant on a burger.

Beef patty, cheese, tomato, lettuce, tomato sauce, bacon, pineapple, beetroot, fried egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh. I know.

Pizza. Vintage custard base. Cheese. Pineapple

Is wonko flogging you pineapples

Nah. I'm a fan myself.

Pineapple is also brilliant on a burger.

Beef patty, cheese, tomato, lettuce, tomato sauce, bacon, pineapple, beetroot, fried egg."

You forgot your baps

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ooh. I know.

Pizza. Vintage custard base. Cheese. Pineapple

Is wonko flogging you pineapples

Nah. I'm a fan myself.

Pineapple is also brilliant on a burger.

Beef patty, cheese, tomato, lettuce, tomato sauce, bacon, pineapple, beetroot, fried egg.

You forgot your baps

Generally they're assumed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell you what else is nice

Slice of toast, butter, tuna Mayo onion mix, cheese under the grill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discovered probably by accident around 7000 years ago.

The rennet naturally present in sheep’s stomach bladders used to transport milk is thought to have started the process.

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

"I tell you what else is nice

Slice of toast, butter, tuna Mayo onion mix, cheese under the grill

Not sure about toasted tuna, I'd swap it for shredded chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discovered probably by accident around 7000 years ago.

The rennet naturally present in sheep’s stomach bladders used to transport milk is thought to have started the process. "

Wow

makes you wonder who thought to eat it!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I tried Australian cheese once, from Tasmania in fact. It was horrendous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried Australian cheese once, from Tasmania in fact. It was horrendous."

What was it like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Discovered probably by accident around 7000 years ago.

The rennet naturally present in sheep’s stomach bladders used to transport milk is thought to have started the process.

Wow

makes you wonder who thought to eat it!"

Same weirdo that thought to milk sheep in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried Australian cheese once, from Tasmania in fact. It was horrendous.

What was it like? "

Horrendous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried Australian cheese once, from Tasmania in fact. It was horrendous.

What was it like?

Horrendous

As in ... hard, soft, string, tasteless etc

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Its grate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its grate

#face palm#

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X"

I’d either have a Worcestershire sauce and a subtle mild cheese, or a stilton cheese sauce, with mushrooms on toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a friend we have in cheeses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a friend we have in cheeses

Lol

Cheeses of Nazareth?

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Poppy, anthemic, one would say moronic. If one was the type to use the phrase one would. Which it seems I am.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I tried Australian cheese once, from Tasmania in fact. It was horrendous.

What was it like? "

•

Rough around the edges, aged, unbalanced and slightly salty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fried Haloumi with poached eggs on marmite toast !!!

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

Lose the ketchup and replace with a dash of Worcestershire Sauce.

Yes I've tried that too. So nice"

Or..

Light sprinkling of chilli flakes..

Or a little tobasco..

Add a little fire

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"What sauce and cheese do you use to make cheese on toast? X

So. Bread into toaster (1 min max). Butter. Ketchup. Cheese. Under the grill

I have never butter the toast when making cheese on toast.

There is nothing in the world of cooking that can't be improved by adding butter!

And cheese

That's a rather odd chocolate cake "

Chocolate cheesecake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read this about two hours ago, drifted off and just woke with a start. I dreamt i was stacking a plate with cheese slices!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knob cheese?

There's always one

You know it babe

Don't call me babe

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I tried Australian cheese once, from Tasmania in fact. It was horrendous.

What was it like?

•

Rough around the edges, aged, unbalanced and slightly salty."

You rang ?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"What a friend we have in cheeses

Lol

Cheeses of Nazareth?

That's a great little deli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried Australian cheese once, from Tasmania in fact. It was horrendous.

What was it like?

•

Rough around the edges, aged, unbalanced and slightly salty.

You rang ?

You polish up well though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very underrated, love it on toast , if you can still see bread then you're not using enough cheese

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Knob cheese?

There's always one

You know it babe

Don't call me babe"

You got it, sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knob cheese?

There's always one

You know it babe

Don't call me babe

You got it, sexy

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

138 posts on this thread so far and yet not one mention of the greatest cheese related creation of all time.

The cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Shame on you all.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"138 posts on this thread so far and yet not one mention of the greatest cheese related creation of all time.

The cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Shame on you all.

What's a cheese and pineapple hedgehog? Never heard of it.

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

"138 posts on this thread so far and yet not one mention of the greatest cheese related creation of all time.

The cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Shame on you all.

Talk about time consuming

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I tried Australian cheese once, from Tasmania in fact. It was horrendous.

What was it like?

•

Rough around the edges, aged, unbalanced and slightly salty.

You rang ?

You polish up well though

You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"138 posts on this thread so far and yet not one mention of the greatest cheese related creation of all time.

The cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Shame on you all.

What's a cheese and pineapple hedgehog? Never heard of it."

Really ?

The centrepiece of every kids birthday party of the 1980s.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Cheese is life

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"138 posts on this thread so far and yet not one mention of the greatest cheese related creation of all time.

The cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Shame on you all.

What's a cheese and pineapple hedgehog? Never heard of it."

Oh to be so young........

Google it Meli

Just Google it. You've not lived til you've been to a party with one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"138 posts on this thread so far and yet not one mention of the greatest cheese related creation of all time.

The cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Shame on you all.

What's a cheese and pineapple hedgehog? Never heard of it.

Oh to be so young........

Google it Meli

Just Google it. You've not lived til you've been to a party with one.

For once, this is something you have seen on Fab that is safe to Google!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Gives you weird dreams

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"138 posts on this thread so far and yet not one mention of the greatest cheese related creation of all time.

The cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Shame on you all.

What's a cheese and pineapple hedgehog? Never heard of it.

Oh to be so young........

Google it Meli

Just Google it. You've not lived til you've been to a party with one.

For once, this is something you have seen on Fab that is safe to Google! "

I even checked the good old urban dictionary and there's no references to cheese and pineapple hedgehogs.

There are for cheese, pineapple and hedgehog individually of course.

Every day is a school day as apparently a hedgehog is:

"A seductively elusive male, characterised by nocturnal habits and inconsistent contact. His sexual habits are likely promiscuous, as these woodland critter men enjoy uninhibited roaming across many urban lady gardens."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"138 posts on this thread so far and yet not one mention of the greatest cheese related creation of all time.

The cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Shame on you all.

What's a cheese and pineapple hedgehog? Never heard of it.

Oh to be so young........

Google it Meli

Just Google it. You've not lived til you've been to a party with one.

For once, this is something you have seen on Fab that is safe to Google! "

Is cheese fondue still a thing these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried Australian cheese once, from Tasmania in fact. It was horrendous.

What was it like?

•

Rough around the edges, aged, unbalanced and slightly salty."

Sounds like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read this about two hours ago, drifted off and just woke with a start. I dreamt i was stacking a plate with cheese slices!

I was convinced I’d have dreams about cheese too but it ended up being tarantulas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"138 posts on this thread so far and yet not one mention of the greatest cheese related creation of all time.

The cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Shame on you all.

And occasionally with pickled onions too, party buffets were never the same without them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"138 posts on this thread so far and yet not one mention of the greatest cheese related creation of all time.

The cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Shame on you all.

Even made an appearance at the odd wedding reception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"138 posts on this thread so far and yet not one mention of the greatest cheese related creation of all time.

The cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Shame on you all.

And occasionally with pickled onions too, party buffets were never the same without them."

Need to bring them back for your party

along with sausages on cocktail sticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"138 posts on this thread so far and yet not one mention of the greatest cheese related creation of all time.

The cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Shame on you all.

Even made an appearance at the odd wedding reception

Was that a very odd wedding reception..?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I tried Australian cheese once, from Tasmania in fact. It was horrendous.

What was it like?

•

Rough around the edges, aged, unbalanced and slightly salty.

You rang ?

•

I'm always ringing your bell, Sprockett²²...

...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I tried Australian cheese once, from Tasmania in fact. It was horrendous.

What was it like?

•

Rough around the edges, aged, unbalanced and slightly salty.

Sounds like me

•

....and like all my paramours, past, present and future.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"138 posts on this thread so far and yet not one mention of the greatest cheese related creation of all time.

The cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Shame on you all.

What's a cheese and pineapple hedgehog? Never heard of it.

Oh to be so young........

Google it Meli

Just Google it. You've not lived til you've been to a party with one.

For once, this is something you have seen on Fab that is safe to Google!

I even checked the good old urban dictionary and there's no references to cheese and pineapple hedgehogs.

There are for cheese, pineapple and hedgehog individually of course.

Every day is a school day as apparently a hedgehog is:

Hmmm.

I don't think they exist. They might be a shared consciousness figment of imagination, globally thought up by people in the eighties but were never actually a thing.

Sorry to break it to you Obi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"138 posts on this thread so far and yet not one mention of the greatest cheese related creation of all time.

The cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Shame on you all.

Even made an appearance at the odd wedding reception

Was that a very odd wedding reception..?

Can’t remember, was but a child

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"138 posts on this thread so far and yet not one mention of the greatest cheese related creation of all time.

The cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Shame on you all.

What's a cheese and pineapple hedgehog? Never heard of it.

Oh to be so young........

Google it Meli

Just Google it. You've not lived til you've been to a party with one.

For once, this is something you have seen on Fab that is safe to Google!

I even checked the good old urban dictionary and there's no references to cheese and pineapple hedgehogs.

There are for cheese, pineapple and hedgehog individually of course.

Every day is a school day as apparently a hedgehog is:

Hmmm.

I don't think they exist. They might be a shared consciousness figment of imagination, globally thought up by people in the eighties but were never actually a thing.

Sorry to break it to you Obi."

They definitely exist! Back in the day (fuck that makes me sound old

)you'd use anything as the base, sometimes one of those plant oasis things covered in tin foil and then whack as many chunks of cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks in as you could fit.

And yes. Some deviants added pickled onions too.

I'm gonna make one this weekend now and post a photo on here for all the unbelievers amongst you.....

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Cut french stick. Toast curved side, add cheese and toast flat side. Add a little pepper and butter. Bliss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese = Best. Thing. Ever.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Baked Camembert with olive bread to dip in - positively orgasmic x

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

This is a cheese shop?

Yes sir we’ve got

No no I’m keen to guess as it’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gjetost Norwegian brown cheese - quite different, often made from goat's milk, has a sweet (arguably toffee) taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a bit of Red Leicester

Or Mature cheddar

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Cheesy Beans on Toast anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a cheese shop?

Yes sir we’ve got

No no I’m keen to guess as it’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese "

Great sketch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discuss ..."

Recently made a Philladephia steak and to my surprise I loved it. I eat cheese most days best on hot crumpets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna have a cheese toastie for lunch

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Cheesy Beans on Toast anyone

Cheesy peas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gonna have a cheese toastie for lunch

Yum

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheesy Beans on Toast anyone

Hello

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