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"Evening fine gentleman F" • Gööd ëvëning TT²some! You are, quite clearly, this evening's F¹rst poster! ![]() | |||
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"Evening Nero ![]() • My dear esteemed Lõthbrõk: first into battle and last to retreat. I hope you are well? Come sup with me in the Nocturnal halls. | |||
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"Good evening Nero and fellow Noc folk. Thanks for hosting when you have an early start ![]() • Julié, the Nocturnal is a far richer place with your unfailingly daily visits. ![]() | |||
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"Hello. ![]() • My darling sprockett rocket! ![]() | |||
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"Evening fine gentleman F • Gööd ëvëning TT²some! You are, quite clearly, this evening's F¹rst poster! ![]() ![]() • I'm enamoured by your solid rocket boosters. | |||
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"Good Evening ![]() • Good evening ÅmorousPräwn, we're here from dusk till dawn. Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship. ![]() | |||
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"Good evening Nero and fellow Noc folk. Thanks for hosting when you have an early start ![]() ![]() Why thank you. I hope you're not quicker than one. ![]() | |||
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"Evening Nero ![]() I am doing marvellous. Looking forward to some much needed shut eye after my night shift. Sup we shall. Skål | |||
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"Evening Nero. Just popping in before I fall asleep. ![]() • Gööd ëvëning Lizzy! Thank you ever so much for popping your head through the Nocturnal door. If it's a fleeting visit then have a peaceful slumber laced with sweet dreåms...•° ![]() | |||
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"Hello from your favourite person " • Bøø, my favourite elocution student. There's still much for me to teach you... ![]() | |||
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"Hello from your next favourite person ![]() • Le Petit Oiseau! You're the Nocturnal evangelist! ![]() | |||
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"Evening Nero et al. ![]() • Evening felicitations ••Dee Jenerate•• Are you sleepy? I have a green leather banquette, juxtaposed with the roaring fire and the snug bar. Will you stay awhile? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good evening Nero and fellow Noc folk. Thanks for hosting when you have an early start ![]() ![]() ![]() • There's only one way to find out. ![]() | |||
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"Hello from your favourite person • Bøø, my favourite elocution student. There's still much for me to teach you... ![]() Imagine what I could teach you Nero is more the subject .... | |||
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"Evening Nero ![]() • You've earned your place besides the warming Nocturnal hearth. Get some rest. Help yourself to one of the sheepskin throws. | |||
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"Evening all " • Evening...! ![]() | |||
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"Evening Nero et al. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Luckily if it was padded I'd fall asleep! I'll pull up a whiskey (yes to the e ![]() | |||
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"Greetings, nocturnal deviants. Today, I worked for the morning, at home. Then I took the afternoon off and went to see our daughter in a school thingy. I took her swimming afterwards as a nice mum/daughter activity. We don't normally get to do stuff like that on a weekday..... We had a lovely time ![]() • Good evening KC² my ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hello from your next favourite person ![]() ![]() Good evening to you darling Nero. Sadly I only bring fair tidings from the wee donkey tonight as me and JC are not on good terms at the moment. I’m sure the donkey can bring an element of intellect to the Noc ![]() | |||
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"Greetings, nocturnal deviants. Today, I worked for the morning, at home. Then I took the afternoon off and went to see our daughter in a school thingy. I took her swimming afterwards as a nice mum/daughter activity. We don't normally get to do stuff like that on a weekday..... We had a lovely time ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah, I'll be CEO ![]() | |||
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"Hello from your favourite person • Bøø, my favourite elocution student. There's still much for me to teach you... ![]() • You could teach me how to conduct myself with taller formidable women. I'm all ears. | |||
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"Evening Nero ![]() Supping in good company and comfort, what could be better? ![]() | |||
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"Hello from your favourite person • Bøø, my favourite elocution student. There's still much for me to teach you... ![]() We can start with a less public display of double dipping ![]() | |||
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"Evening ![]() • Good evening ¶TheGateKeeper¶ Are you the master of the Nocturnal portcullis? | |||
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"Hello from your favourite person • Bøø, my favourite elocution student. There's still much for me to teach you... ![]() ![]() This sounds fun ![]() | |||
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"Evening ![]() Not tonight. Tonight I’m metro existing lol ![]() | |||
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"Evening ![]() ![]() I was at the bar getting you a Malibu and they snuck in while my back was turned ![]() | |||
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"Evening Nero et al. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • I'm a collector of Port, single Quinta and vintage. My knowledge of whiskey/whisky is limited. I can only offer you Maker's Mark™ this fine evening. | |||
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"Hello from your next favourite person ![]() ![]() ![]() • JC?? ![]() | |||
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"Greetings, nocturnal deviants. Today, I worked for the morning, at home. Then I took the afternoon off and went to see our daughter in a school thingy. I took her swimming afterwards as a nice mum/daughter activity. We don't normally get to do stuff like that on a weekday..... We had a lovely time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • Lab Coat please. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening Nero et al. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now I do absolutely adore Port ... but a nice single malt Irish whiskey with a green's ginger wine (a Whiskey Mac) will be luscious before drifting off ZZZ Port is more a doing drink for me ![]() | |||
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"Evening Nero ![]() ![]() • Resting your weary head on Dreamy Bøø's brilliant bosoms...? | |||
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"Hello from your next favourite person ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The son of God darling ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hello from your favourite person • Bøø, my favourite elocution student. There's still much for me to teach you... ![]() ![]() • It would have to be at Luton. You're favourite destination. ![]() | |||
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"Hello from your favourite person • Bøø, my favourite elocution student. There's still much for me to teach you... ![]() ![]() ![]() • It didn't take long for your licentious language! | |||
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"Evening ![]() ![]() • I'm not sure what that infers. But I'm certain it's all above board and legal. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm going to direct more men to produce glitter penis images or videos, please! I've seen my first example today and so wish to see more! " We had fun with edible glitter at the weekend. It gets everywhere though ![]() | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and everyone on the nocturnal thread..." • Gööd ëvëning Brôther Åsh † Please send our regards to Lørna! X | |||
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"Hello from your next favourite person ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nun too sure about that... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hello from your favourite person • Bøø, my favourite elocution student. There's still much for me to teach you... ![]() ![]() ![]() Fun? ![]() | |||
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"Good evening Nero and all nocturnal dwellers. I hope everyone has enjoyed their Tuesday activities..." • The finest of evening sentiments leedsfitguy! Thank you for joining us in the Nøcturnal Snug Bar! Let's assume and hope that our resident Nocturnalites have had a most successful Tuesday. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening Nero ![]() ![]() Those are reserved for _ittlebird at present | |||
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"Evening Nero et al. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • I would like to see how deft you are with a Vintage bottle of Port, a filter and a decanter as you pour, leaving behind the sediment. Don't berate, it's a port and cheese date. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening Nero ![]() ![]() There are 2 bosoms and _ittlebird is usually happy to share with me ![]() | |||
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"Hello from your next favourite person ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • I can always sneak you into the Confession Booth. | |||
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"Hello gorgeouses… A very brief pop in. I really should get an early night. I have 2 exams in the morning ![]() Hope they go well for you! ![]() | |||
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" ![]() • Good evening PrinçessPüddle ![]() | |||
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"Hello gorgeouses… A very brief pop in. I really should get an early night. I have 2 exams in the morning ![]() Sending booby hugs gorgeous and keeping everything crossed for you ![]() | |||
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"This sounds fun ![]() ![]() • It's always fun in the Nøcturnal! | |||
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"Evening Nero ![]() ![]() ![]() I have alas turned over a new leaf… or habit. I can no longer partake in any salacious behaviour ![]() | |||
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"Evening peeps I was in, but have got caught up in figuring out which of the 13 kitsune i am. Hoping I'm a divine fox ![]() • I think you represent "Time". And it's a commodity that I would like to trade with you. Oh, and welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship! | |||
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"Evening Nero ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It’s okay, there is nothing undue or inappropriate between friends ![]() | |||
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"Evening Nero ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring | |||
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"Hello gorgeouses… A very brief pop in. I really should get an early night. I have 2 exams in the morning ![]() • Héllò MístyPèaks! Fifth time lucky with your automatic gear driving test and written assessment. Everyone please extend the warmest of "good lucks" to Misty as she hopefully moves from a provisional licence to a full one! | |||
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" ![]() ![]() Good evening Nerö ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Resting your weary head on Dreamy Bøø's brilliant bosoms...? Those are Preserved for _ittlebird at present " • Preserved in vinegar??? | |||
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"Hello gorgeouses… A very brief pop in. I really should get an early night. I have 2 exams in the morning ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening Nero ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise ![]() | |||
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"My aim is to fall asleep and not post in here again…. So will still be here at 3am" • The snúg bàr is open until the early hours, oh Sbôst! ![]() | |||
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"Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise ![]() I wish to observe. Purely for educational purposes ![]() | |||
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"...I have alas turned over a new leaf… or habit. I can no longer partake in any salacious behaviour ![]() ![]() • ...and embroidery and knitting. | |||
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"Greetings, nocturnal deviants. Today, I worked for the morning, at home. Then I took the afternoon off and went to see our daughter in a school thingy. I took her swimming afterwards as a nice mum/daughter activity. We don't normally get to do stuff like that on a weekday..... We had a lovely time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think you'll find I'm in charge here, Mr. Glitter penis please! | |||
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"Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise ![]() ![]() Now with correct emoji | |||
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"Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise ![]() ![]() It’s a little something I learnt from an old friend ![]() | |||
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"Resting your weary head on Dreamy Bøø's brilliant bosoms...? Those are Preserved for _ittlebird at present • Preserved in vinegar??? " No, the finest Malibu | |||
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"Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise ![]() ![]() ![]() I need a friend like that | |||
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"Lab Coat please. ![]() ![]() • I don't even know what a "Glitter Penis" is. Is it some sort of 70s glam rock phallus? | |||
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"Resting your weary head on Dreamy Bøø's brilliant bosoms...? Those are Preserved for _ittlebird at present • Preserved in vinegar??? No, the finest Malibu" Mixed with a Jameson ![]() | |||
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"Evening peeps I was in, but have got caught up in figuring out which of the 13 kitsune i am. Hoping I'm a divine fox ![]() I'm pretty good with trading'cummodities' ![]() | |||
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"Resting your weary head on Dreamy Bøø's brilliant bosoms...? Those are Preserved for _ittlebird at present • Preserved in vinegar??? No, the finest Malibu" • I've made a mental note. ![]() | |||
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"Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise ![]() ![]() ![]() I might know someone ![]() | |||
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"Evening peeps I was in, but have got caught up in figuring out which of the 13 kitsune i am. Hoping I'm a divine fox ![]() ![]() • Not to be confused with Cyanide, which is goodbye in all languages! | |||
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"Resting your weary head on Dreamy Bøø's brilliant bosoms...? Those are Preserved for _ittlebird at present • Preserved in vinegar??? No, the finest Malibu Mixed with a Jameson ![]() No a slippery nipple | |||
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"Phew! I've caught up!" And just at 11pm. A perfect time to say goodnight if you need to head to bed. Of course you'll miss LB giving me and Boo a scissoring lesson... Rule number 1 - Don't run with them | |||
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"Lab Coat please. ![]() ![]() No, it's where you cover little Nero in superglue, double dip him in a tub of glitter and then stick googly eyes on and leave to dry! | |||
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"Phew! I've caught up! And just at 11pm. A perfect time to say goodnight if you need to head to bed. Of course you'll miss LB giving me and Boo a scissoring lesson... Rule number 1 - Don't run with them" • Bøø rarely runs. When she does she gets black êyês. ![]() | |||
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"Lab Coat please. ![]() ![]() • My posh penis is got going anywhere near cheap glitter! ![]() | |||
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"Phew! I've caught up! And just at 11pm. A perfect time to say goodnight if you need to head to bed. Of course you'll miss LB giving me and Boo a scissoring lesson... Rule number 1 - Don't run with them" I can’t run very fast being a dwarf ![]() | |||
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"Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise ![]() ![]() I’ll bring the popcorn ![]() | |||
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"Lab Coat please. ![]() ![]() ![]() Stuart Semple created some very posh glitter called Diamond Dust. It is however made from tiny shiny shards of glass so keep little Nero out. (It was designed after Anish Kapoor stuck his middle finger in another of Semple's paints) | |||
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"Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise ![]() ![]() ![]() Sweet or salted? | |||
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"Phew! I've caught up! And just at 11pm. A perfect time to say goodnight if you need to head to bed. Of course you'll miss LB giving me and Boo a scissoring lesson... Rule number 1 - Don't run with them I can’t run very fast being a dwarf ![]() She always ends up falling down the drains | |||
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"Lab Coat please. ![]() ![]() ![]() • Thank you darling for that edification. I thought you and I were going to bed? Zzzzzz | |||
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"Lab Coat please. ![]() ![]() ![]() She's just popped to the shops to get you some pull up pants before she let's you in her bed... | |||
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"Lab Coat please. ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry, coming... | |||
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"Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise ![]() ![]() ![]() I can bring a bucket of both. Unmixed of course, we don’t want to have any surprises in the bucket. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Littlebird, you have yet to teach me scissoring Oh Christ on a bike. I best do that as I did pwomise ![]() ![]() ![]() Butterkist ra ra ra ![]() | |||
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"Good evening ![]() • Good evening Çlacton65! Sorry for my brevity but I'm off to bed. Dreamy Bøø will take the helm henceforth. Good night! | |||
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"Good evening ![]() Have good night Mr Nero ![]() | |||
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"Good evening ![]() Goodnight darling. Thanks for being our delightful host ![]() | |||
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"Phew! I've caught up! And just at 11pm. A perfect time to say goodnight if you need to head to bed. Of course you'll miss LB giving me and Boo a scissoring lesson... Rule number 1 - Don't run with them I can’t run very fast being a dwarf ![]() There was only that one time at band camp ![]() | |||
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"Phew! I've caught up! And just at 11pm. A perfect time to say goodnight if you need to head to bed. Of course you'll miss LB giving me and Boo a scissoring lesson... Rule number 1 - Don't run with them I can’t run very fast being a dwarf ![]() ![]() With or without the flute | |||
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"Good evening ![]() Don't wank little Nero too hard it will fall off.... ![]() | |||
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"Phew! I've caught up! And just at 11pm. A perfect time to say goodnight if you need to head to bed. Of course you'll miss LB giving me and Boo a scissoring lesson... Rule number 1 - Don't run with them I can’t run very fast being a dwarf ![]() ![]() I cannot possibly comment on that ![]() | |||
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"My aim is to fall asleep and not post in here again…. So will still be here at 3am • The snúg bàr is open until the early hours, oh Sbôst! ![]() Nooooooo | |||
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"Lab Coat please. ![]() ![]() ![]() Go to Harrod's for it ![]() | |||
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