FabSwingers.com forum: Different ways of saying “fuck off”?

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Ok pals? I’ve got a meeting at work tomorrow and it’s not going to go well. There will be enough dull and ignorant people to make Max Ehrmann change his viewpoint.

Obviously preparation is everything and I’ll need different ways to say fuck off without actually using those words.

So far I’ve got:

“We may need to evaluate that decision offline”

“That’s definitely an idea out of left field”

“Let’s explore the concept in more detail”

What else can I say?

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

We can run it up the flagpole and see how the wind blows.

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

Let's put a pin in that for now!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

That's a neat idea but I think I'm going to go in different direction.

Thanks for the contribution but I'm not sure it will work for what I want to do.

You're very handsome, but no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok pals? I’ve got a meeting at work tomorrow and it’s not going to go well. There will be enough dull and ignorant people to make Max Ehrmann change his viewpoint.

Obviously preparation is everything and I’ll need different ways to say fuck off without actually using those words.

So far I’ve got:

“We may need to evaluate that decision offline”

“That’s definitely an idea out of left field”

“Let’s explore the concept in more detail”

What else can I say?"

You can say " did you really say that ?". Works everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave it with me and I'll get back to you."

Saying When hell freezes over under your breath.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Get the fuck out of my office now you absolute wanker, god I can't stand you!

- this is the answer right here

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

How about...

" You're all a bunch of moronic twats and I'd rather rub a cheese grater along my bare testicles than spend another second listening to this inane drivel "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message left on read

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I will take it into consideration and let you know the out come

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"We can run it up the flagpole and see how the wind blows."

Fucking hell, the 90s never really went away, did they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s a very unsurprising viewpoint coming from you.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Happy fabbing??

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

You’re talking like a cunt. Works for me most of the time

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Thank you for your input. I’m not currently looking for feedback right now but will reach out should that change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do you

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Thank you for your input. I’m not currently looking for feedback right now but will reach out should that change. "

Ooh, you’re good!

This is excellent, keep them coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sort it out

You gang tossers

Do I have to spoon feed you

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"As per my previous email"

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's set up a steering group to look at that in more detail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair enough.

Short quick closed answer that that doesn't allow them to expand on their point, therefore killing the conversation. I use it a lot

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

So you want sensible replies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s ensure the outcome suits all parties.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Get to fuck!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Oops read it wrong

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

Try

No...are you for real ya daft cunt....

Or maybe not

Or try and can consider that and evaluate it against the other viable options.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting...

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Let’s ensure the outcome suits all parties."

Goodness me, I’m in the presence of greatness here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off you trot, cuntbubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's re-evaluate and reconvene at at a later date

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

not convinced its got legs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are anything like me you won't need to say anything as it will be written all over your face

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"Ok pals? I’ve got a meeting at work tomorrow and it’s not going to go well. There will be enough dull and ignorant people to make Max Ehrmann change his viewpoint.

Obviously preparation is everything and I’ll need different ways to say fuck off without actually using those words.

So far I’ve got:

“We may need to evaluate that decision offline”

“That’s definitely an idea out of left field”

“Let’s explore the concept in more detail”

What else can I say?"

Jog on

Run forest run

sorry im washing my hair

piss off

id rather have a football shoved up my arse so bye bye

and

goodbye, you are the weakest link

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy fabbing??

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By *ustyMilfxxxCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

"If you are anything like me you won't need to say anything as it will be written all over your face "

Haha! I’m the same.

I quite like ..

How about ….No?

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By *heSuitedManMan
over a year ago

Harlow

I'll take that into consideration

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Your mum should of swallowed you!

Normally leaves them so gobsmacked the meeting finishes in seconds

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Your mum should of swallowed you!

Normally leaves them so gobsmacked the meeting finishes in seconds

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By *heSuitedManMan
over a year ago

Harlow

I havnt got the time or the crayons to explain how stupid an idea that was

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Your mum should of swallowed you!

Normally leaves them so gobsmacked the meeting finishes in seconds

you know you laughed

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

With respect ......

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

It's an option...

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

If you insist...

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"With respect ......"

Ooh, the heavy artillery is out

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Oh yes, let's, sounds like you really do know what you're on about...

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

I should imagine you were up all night think that up...

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Let’s circle back to that later

Marc

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

.....3-2-1 aaaand back in the room.

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

I beg your pardon? I you attempting to piss down my back and tell me it's raining?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s take this offline

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

I think lot will depend on the context of the meeting and the individual input from them.

But one that is likely universal would be “I hope you all have the day that you deserve” to close the meeting.

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Let’s circle back to that later

Marc"

That one is definitely going to sting

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Let’s circle back to that later

Marc

That one is definitely going to sting

Remember to say it with a smile but it’s a great way to cut people off

Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for your input, I'll take that into consideration"

Mrs

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

No words. Just a stare. Like you would cheerfully run an electric drill up their nose till it popped out of the top of their head. In front of their family.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I'll take that under advisement

You have nothing useful to say and you're saying it far too loudly.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

At this juncture, I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spin on it

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

We need to think outside the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we'll make that an action for you to take forward.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Are you a natural idiot or do you practice hard?

Or say in Mrs brown's voice 'that's nice '

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

My expectations coming into this meeting were low, but you have really surpassed yourself with that input.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Or in Father Ted's voice "Well, that would be an ecumenical matter".

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Let’s hear what others think for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 million sperm and you were the quickest

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Just say nothing. That says do much!

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

Of all the shit, in all the conversations. Why did you have to join mine.

Or a sarcastic 'your welcome'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me sleep on it and I'll get back to you

I think you need to reevaluate your stance on that

Shall we grab a coffee sometime....I'll call you....when my phone is fixed... here's hoping I don't forget

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Not for me thanks

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Maybe

I'll think about it

Good job

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By *arko BMan
over a year ago

Dartford

‘Excuse yourself, your absence is required’ ?

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London

May I ask id this is C.O.B.R.A. meeting? If so, I have nothing to offer but my sincere luck and very best.

If not I'd listen and respond by simply saying 'noted', pause, then say 'moving on' and leave it there. Brutal, but works EVERY time.

Good luck,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you for your comments"

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Bless your heart

literally means oh, fuck off

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Can I have that in writing". Always works.

They might forget. If they do send it just delay replying...they might forget.Eventually reply, they might still forget.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Isn't that nice "

Or just the simple "foxtrot oscar"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok pals? I’ve got a meeting at work tomorrow and it’s not going to go well. There will be enough dull and ignorant people to make Max Ehrmann change his viewpoint.

Obviously preparation is everything and I’ll need different ways to say fuck off without actually using those words.

So far I’ve got:

“We may need to evaluate that decision offline”

“That’s definitely an idea out of left field”

“Let’s explore the concept in more detail”

What else can I say?"

Let's explore the imperatives at a more mutually suitable time frame. In other words Foxtrot Oscar.

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Go fourth and multiply.. just not with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaffanculo and pray they don’t speak Italian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put that into an email and i will read it when i get time.

Dont hold your breath on that idea. You will turn blue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Procreate elsewhere..

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By *amieLDN22Man
over a year ago

London

"Hold that thought, I'll get back to you..."

But you're not gonna get back to him. You will look at him and pitty the fool. Laugh. What a mug.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Ease arf

I'm not on that still

Check yo self brudda

Stay in yo lane fam

Go sit down over there or suttin init

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Most of my colleagues know when I say "yeah thanks for that " equals fuck off....

My most used is "There We Are Then"...aka twat

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By *hil911Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Go n cough.

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Also if you mime fuck you (whilst

smiling) it can look like thank you...a great one when driving

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By *dventuresWithEveWoman
over a year ago

SW Birmingham outskirts

"Ok pals? I’ve got a meeting at work tomorrow and it’s not going to go well. There will be enough dull and ignorant people to make Max Ehrmann change his viewpoint.

Obviously preparation is everything and I’ll need different ways to say fuck off without actually using those words.

So far I’ve got:

“We may need to evaluate that decision offline”

“That’s definitely an idea out of left field”

“Let’s explore the concept in more detail”

What else can I say?"

Lol, we use the phrase "let's not discuss this in this forum" or "this is something to discuss outside of this meeting"

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

V has a way of saying to people "off you pop then" that sounds so menacing when he needs to be, I love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you for your kind words"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go forth and multiply

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Go away in short jerky movements

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By *otBrunetteHimCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

We could, but we’re not going too!

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By *aveC737Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'll give that the attention it deserves" for a crappy idea

Or if it's for someone who's winding you up, just get their name slightly wrong. Repeatedly.

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

""I'll give that the attention it deserves" for a crappy idea

Or if it's for someone who's winding you up, just get their name slightly wrong. Repeatedly. "

I ve done the passive aggressive spell their name wrong twice in the last week...mainly because they spelt my name wrong...point definitely got put across

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I hope it's not been too bad Adam!

If I'm less than impressed with the direction something is heading/changes to original statements without explanation/lies I fall back on the rather perfectly executed (in my voice anyway), "Ah, I see". It's curt enough to give my disdain and I shine in clipped tones.

Well my voice does. It says it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for your opinion, now moving on..

'(Insert name here), your mouth is still moving, you might have to look to that.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may swipe right on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SUMO. Shut Up Move On

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me some time so I can see it from your angle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your arse ever jealous of your mouth

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Using the word Focus… which is an acronym for Fuck off cos ure stupid!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve now listened to you, when does the adult conversation start

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Couple if things im not on board with … the words youve used and the order you put them in

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I could wasily agree with the points youve raised - but then we’d both be wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go squat in a cactus patch, your presence is no longer required here

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Just tell them to phuq orf

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

Sometimes the only thing that works,the only thing some understand or will listen to or hear,is the actual phrase itself

FUCK OFF.

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

My favourite way…..

Do you like fast cars? You do? Great!!!

Do you like sex? You do??? Fantastic!!!! … then rev up and f@@k off

Lol

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By *cottishVikingBearMan
over a year ago

N. London

Your suggestion has been noted, and I shall bear your comments in mind should I find the village in dire need of an idiot some day.

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Thanks for the replies, the ones I picked were either effective or cheered me up - either is a win.

Some of the people were on a Teams call so a stare doesn’t often work well, there was also the problem of one not having English as a first language, he was American

Just need to be careful when sharing your screen that the Fab page doesn’t come up

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