FabSwingers.com forum: That’s it folks, I’m leaving

By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

the house and popping into town.

What does everyone want? I’ve got an extra big sack today.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Big bag of cheesy puffs please Governor

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Jolly good of you.

Could you get me a copy of Razzle and a four pack of Carlsberg Special Brew.

Cheers Fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clone a cock kit and boots print out for my friend to do a tribute.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Big bag of cheesy puffs please Governor

And an extra bag for me!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Jolly good of you.

Could you get me a copy of Razzle and a four pack of Carlsberg Special Brew.

Cheers Fella. "

Fiddles you are one classy fucker. But actually this month has a free dvd….

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Would you mind popping in with a glass of chilled bubbly, please?

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Clone a cock kit

Found this in Poundland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make that 3.

I'll have a bag too.

Ta, you're a diamond x

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Would you mind popping in with a glass of chilled bubbly, please?

Oh Aphrodite! Yes, that would be a very pleasant way to take a break

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Would you mind popping in with a glass of chilled bubbly, please?

Oh Aphrodite! Yes, that would be a very pleasant way to take a break

I will have the nibbles ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A great big bag of dicks, is what you are

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"A great big bag of dicks, is what you are

Muah, darling!!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A great big bag of dicks, is what you are

Muah, darling!!!"

Ha! I got off easy with mine

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

I am desperate for...jaffa cakes! Oh and a bag of nuts.

Thanks very much OP.

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR12

" Oh and a bag of nuts."

For a good bag of mixed nuts you only have to read the forum - no need to go out!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I am desperate for...jaffa cakes! Oh and a bag of nuts.

Thanks very much OP."

Don’t tell kinky biscuit dunker, he’ll never speak to me again!! Here you go, but I ate one (two).

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"A great big bag of dicks, is what you are

Muah, darling!!!

Ha! I got off easy with mine

yeah I didn’t do myself any favours by stating my intentions

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

A carrot cake please, I really fancy some cake for tea.

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am desperate for...jaffa cakes! Oh and a bag of nuts.

Thanks very much OP."

Is that cause you can't reach up to the jaffa cakes shelf...,?

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"A carrot cake please, I really fancy some cake for tea.

Ruby "

I also got you a Swiss roll because yesterday I loved hearing about Mimi chugging hers like a mini roll. Gave me cake horn!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A carrot cake please, I really fancy some cake for tea.

Ruby "

Now you've got me thinking about cake!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I have a large mocha with cream on top and some mint matchmakers please.

Many thanks

Mrs

Oh and a slice of Victoria Sponge if it's not too much trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a colouring book and crayons and a bag of cola bottles please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have some cheese please

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Can I have a large mocha with cream on top and some mint matchmakers please.

Many thanks

Mrs

Oh and a slice of Victoria Sponge if it's not too much trouble

Not too much trouble?! NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE???!!!!

It would my pleasure. There’s a lot of people in need of cake this afternoon.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Can I have a colouring book and crayons and a bag of cola bottles please "

I’ve got loads of those at home, love a good read.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Could I have some cheese please

For you, I have been to France for the finest Camembert. I have also chopped some chilli and rosemary to sprinkle on top before you bake it for us. I mean you…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have some cheese please

icing with sprinkles To spread in those arse cheeks please and thanks

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

If you find some patience and good humour in the shops please can I have some of each? Today has been relentless

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"If you find some patience and good humour in the shops please can I have some of each? Today has been relentless

And also give yourself a slap for the wind up.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"If you find some patience and good humour in the shops please can I have some of each? Today has been relentless

Oh Julie, I got you a family size box of each but I’ll deliver them with free extra hugs x

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"If you find some patience and good humour in the shops please can I have some of each? Today has been relentless

And also give yourself a slap for the wind up."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you find some patience and good humour in the shops please can I have some of each? Today has been relentless

Pocket tap (thats Asda price)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have some cheese please

For you, I have been to France for the finest Camembert. I have also chopped some chilli and rosemary to sprinkle on top before you bake it for us. I mean you…"

Wahey! Proper cheese!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"If you find some patience and good humour in the shops please can I have some of each? Today has been relentless

Pocket tap (thats Asda price)"

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"If you find some patience and good humour in the shops please can I have some of each? Today has been relentless

And also give yourself a slap for the wind up.

Don't go be being so proud of yourself. Boy who cried wolf and all that. *stern look*

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"If you find some patience and good humour in the shops please can I have some of each? Today has been relentless

And also give yourself a slap for the wind up.

Don't go be being so proud of yourself. Boy who cried wolf and all that. *stern look*"

OMG Mrs!!! I feel admonished.

The trouble is, I’m the kid in detention who can’t stop giggling

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