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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i'd quite like to go on one

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

Me too. Do you think that much swingy type sex happens on cruises? Mmmmmmm?????

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i'd quite like to go on one "

One of the "weight loss" ones? Get on board, as much as you can eat and norovirus to go with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging cruises... Now there's a gap in the market.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Me too. Do you think that much swingy type sex happens on cruises? Mmmmmmm????? "

We might have to start a special cruise line for that.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Swinging cruises... Now there's a gap in the market. "

no excuse for not turning up if you are all on the same boat

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Was persuaded (against my will really) to partake in a short cruise from Barcelona to the Canaries....

Lovely ship, great food.....but like spending 8 days in God's waiting room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think i could go on a cruise. The same people day in day out on the same tours, in the dining room, the bars, the shows. No ta, not for me. I prefer peace and quiet on my holidays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me too. Do you think that much swingy type sex happens on cruises? Mmmmmmm?????

We might have to start a special cruise line for that."

I think you, Evie and I should so do that lol!!

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By *iver_iew1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

Would love to go on a sexy holiday like that.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Me too. Do you think that much swingy type sex happens on cruises? Mmmmmmm?????

We might have to start a special cruise line for that.

I think you, Evie and I should so do that lol!!"

i'm in

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Me too. Do you think that much swingy type sex happens on cruises? Mmmmmmm?????

We might have to start a special cruise line for that.

I think you, Evie and I should so do that lol!!"

I'll have to remain on shore and run things from here - I don't think my balance problems would cope with the rolling seas.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Was persuaded (against my will really) to partake in a short cruise from Barcelona to the Canaries....

Lovely ship, great food.....but like spending 8 days in God's waiting room"

...THanks you

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

I did a 14 day Caribbean cruise on my own 3 years ago!

Had a fantastic time, had a little fun too

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

don't do a fun cruise, I think through Carnival.

I did a 4 day South Florida/Cuba from Miami... truly was a nightmare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too, I've always fancied puking and shitting for 2 weeks whilst trapped amongst 2000 geriatrics ...

Mmmmmmm sounds good

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

The thing is the brochures tend to show photos of guests of all ages, 20's, 30's, 40's and 50's....with a sprinkling of retired people....

When you get on board you quickly realise that the majority of the guests have been to sea before....on HMS Hood in World War Two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'd quite like to go on one "

when i win the lottery i'll take you on one

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Me too, I've always fancied puking and shitting for 2 weeks whilst trapped amongst 2000 geriatrics ...

Mmmmmmm sounds good "

we'll have a special room on the swing cruise to cater for your....errrrr.......kinks

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"i'd quite like to go on one

when i win the lottery i'll take you on one "

you know i am saving this as evidence should that ever happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always thought that a cruise is only a floating coach tour and you are bound to get stuck with the most boring couple in the country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went on one to the Caribbean four years ago and loved it. There was a mix of people and the ship was big enough to avoid people if necessary. I met some interesting people, and still in touch with some. Its what you make of it, but the entertainment can be hit and miss. On the 'at sea' days enjoy lounging about with a book with a long drink or head to the salon for a massage. I'm doing it again in november.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I don't think I'll live to be old enough for a cruise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to go on a cruise. I like exploring and having freedom, even though cruise ships are v ery large vessels, everything on them is specially selected etc. I prefer to explore and find quirky little shops and I like seeing a bit of culture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did a cruise few years back.... Seven days round the Caribbean and six days back to Genova, via Madera....

Sixteen days, sick as a dog....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went on a cruise for the first time last year, 2 weeks around the Caribbean, amazing food can't go wrong.... Unless your see sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went on one to the Caribbean four years ago and loved it. There was a mix of people and the ship was big enough to avoid people if necessary. I met some interesting people, and still in touch with some. Its what you make of it, but the entertainment can be hit and miss. On the 'at sea' days enjoy lounging about with a book with a long drink or head to the salon for a massage. I'm doing it again in november. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did one a few years ago. One week in Orlando then drove to Tampa and got on a ship for a 7 day cruise around the western Caribbean. Then another week in Orlando when I got back.

I hated being on the ship but some of the places I visited were ok. I won't be going on another though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just returned from a 2 week cruise to the Canary Islands, starting from and returning to Southampton. We were on the Queen Elizabeth and had a fantastic time. The cabin, boat, food and entertainment was amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been on several cruises now, I personally enjoyed them! Great if you want to sample a few locations, but not long enough to really explore a place but gives you a idea of where you want to revisit for longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And only got norovirus once, not fun at all

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

My idea of a nightmare holiday. Stuck with the same people and I have an image of all old spinsters smelling of musk and lavender and wee. (sorry!)

I did read somewhere there is a swinging cruise ship but cant remember where I read about it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right that's it im getting onto the IT guy at work and setting up ...

www.swingcruise.com

A 3 night 4 day cruise around the English channel full of different themed rooms and activities for all to enjoy.

Evesham girl, we need a face for advertising purposes x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"right that's it im getting onto the IT guy at work and setting up ...

www.swingcruise.com

A 3 night 4 day cruise around the English channel full of different themed rooms and activities for all to enjoy.

Evesham girl, we need a face for advertising purposes x"

Im more a voice over type girl....ruby should be the face

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"Swinging cruises... Now there's a gap in the market. "

LOL Quick Google search and you can book a swinging cruise in the med in August 2013 from £900.

I'm sure there's similar ones in USA too.

Following the usual club rules in UK, Couples pay the normal price on the ticket, Single Males pay twice the normal price, have to book a year in advance and provide evidence that they are truely single and single females get to go for free and can simply turn up on the day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swinging cruises... Now there's a gap in the market. "
There are swinging cruises in the US...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went on a Disney cruise in the Caribbean with the ex and my boys in 2004. I was the MOST anti-cruise person you could have met beforehand - I even took out a credit card in secret with enough limit on it to get me home business class from anywhere we stopped if I wasn't happy!!

Would go on another in a heartbeat, but got to convince Crackling first, and the Costa Concordia didn't help!

Excellent service, superb food and drink, fantastic weather.... do I need to go on..???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep im treating myself to a cruise as my present to myself when i leave the army in 2 yrs time just got to decide where and for how long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swinging cruises... Now there's a gap in the market.

no excuse for not turning up if you are all on the same boat "

Thats the only type of cruise I would go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to go on one

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

It would be full of single men though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been on several cruises 5 to date last one was a Caribbean there excellent plenty to do food is brill ,entertainment ,cleanliness ,wake up in a different port ,always feel so relaxed when on a cruise u just do as much or as little as u want I would recommend them to anyone

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"Swinging cruises... Now there's a gap in the market.

no excuse for not turning up if you are all on the same boat "

but also no where to hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did a 14 day Caribbean cruise on my own 3 years ago!

Had a fantastic time, had a little fun too "

Got mine booked for march basically island hoping and exploring/activities on the islands every day do actually only going to use the ship as a hotel/taxi. Can't wait xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked on cruise ships as bar staff for 8 years , loved it , travel in style , great food and entertainment , vista a few different places and only need to unpack once ...what could be better , even been on 5 cruises as a passenger ...busman, s holiday lol .

You would believe how much fun we crew used to have lol , nevermind a girl in every port ....more like a girl on each different cruise ....wink wink , ahh those were the days lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did a 14 day Caribbean cruise on my own 3 years ago!

Had a fantastic time, had a little fun too

Got mine booked for march basically island hoping and exploring/activities on the islands every day do actually only going to use the ship as a hotel/taxi. Can't wait xxx"

Do you have room in your suitcase for a little one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did a 14 day Caribbean cruise on my own 3 years ago!

Had a fantastic time, had a little fun too

Got mine booked for march basically island hoping and exploring/activities on the islands every day do actually only going to use the ship as a hotel/taxi. Can't wait xxx

Do you have room in your suitcase for a little one "

If only gorgeous, would make it a very sexy trip then not sure I would get any exploring done though lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did a 14 day Caribbean cruise on my own 3 years ago!

Had a fantastic time, had a little fun too

Got mine booked for march basically island hoping and exploring/activities on the islands every day do actually only going to use the ship as a hotel/taxi. Can't wait xxx

Do you have room in your suitcase for a little one

If only gorgeous, would make it a very sexy trip then not sure I would get any exploring done though lol!!!!"

But I promise I would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was persuaded (against my will really) to partake in a short cruise from Barcelona to the Canaries....

Lovely ship, great food.....but like spending 8 days in God's waiting room"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did a 14 day Caribbean cruise on my own 3 years ago!

Had a fantastic time, had a little fun too

Got mine booked for march basically island hoping and exploring/activities on the islands every day do actually only going to use the ship as a hotel/taxi. Can't wait xxx

Do you have room in your suitcase for a little one

If only gorgeous, would make it a very sexy trip then not sure I would get any exploring done though lol!!!!

But I promise I would be good "

Lol, you look like you be much more than good and I could most prob smuggle you on the ship, it's the plane over that we might have trouble getting you on x anyway, why would you ever want to leave good old Donnie!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did a 14 day Caribbean cruise on my own 3 years ago!

Had a fantastic time, had a little fun too

Got mine booked for march basically island hoping and exploring/activities on the islands every day do actually only going to use the ship as a hotel/taxi. Can't wait xxx

Do you have room in your suitcase for a little one

If only gorgeous, would make it a very sexy trip then not sure I would get any exploring done though lol!!!!

But I promise I would be good

Lol, you look like you be much more than good and I could most prob smuggle you on the ship, it's the plane over that we might have trouble getting you on x anyway, why would you ever want to leave good old Donnie!!!!"

Sun,sea,sand and plenty of exploring of course lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i was thinking its a good way to see alot of places ... there's two on sky ozz and New Zealand and china look good both 25 or more days and not loads of money ..

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think


"I did a 14 day Caribbean cruise on my own 3 years ago!

Had a fantastic time, had a little fun too

Got mine booked for march basically island hoping and exploring/activities on the islands every day do actually only going to use the ship as a hotel/taxi. Can't wait xxx"

have a great time, I saw some lovely places and met some great people.

I went on an American cruise liner, fantastic food and drink. Entertainment was good, loved the casino and cocktail bars and if I didn't want to be found ... no problem, plenty of places to get lost in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did a 14 day Caribbean cruise on my own 3 years ago!

Had a fantastic time, had a little fun too

Got mine booked for march basically island hoping and exploring/activities on the islands every day do actually only going to use the ship as a hotel/taxi. Can't wait xxx

Do you have room in your suitcase for a little one

If only gorgeous, would make it a very sexy trip then not sure I would get any exploring done though lol!!!!

But I promise I would be good

Lol, you look like you be much more than good and I could most prob smuggle you on the ship, it's the plane over that we might have trouble getting you on x anyway, why would you ever want to leave good old Donnie!!!!

Sun,sea,sand and plenty of exploring of course lol "

What about the sex???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did a 14 day Caribbean cruise on my own 3 years ago!

Had a fantastic time, had a little fun too

Got mine booked for march basically island hoping and exploring/activities on the islands every day do actually only going to use the ship as a hotel/taxi. Can't wait xxx

have a great time, I saw some lovely places and met some great people.

I went on an American cruise liner, fantastic food and drink. Entertainment was good, loved the casino and cocktail bars and if I didn't want to be found ... no problem, plenty of places to get lost in "

Have a island excursion booked for every day so not sure I will get to see much of the ship lol!!! Dolphin swimming, horse ride tour, scuba diving, mountain biking and a waterfall treck xxx

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"i'd quite like to go on one

when i win the lottery i'll take you on one "

It's amazing how a £10 win can be stretched out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'd quite like to go on one "

Can't think of anything worse I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did a 14 day Caribbean cruise on my own 3 years ago!

Had a fantastic time, had a little fun too

Got mine booked for march basically island hoping and exploring/activities on the islands every day do actually only going to use the ship as a hotel/taxi. Can't wait xxx

Do you have room in your suitcase for a little one

If only gorgeous, would make it a very sexy trip then not sure I would get any exploring done though lol!!!!

But I promise I would be good

Lol, you look like you be much more than good and I could most prob smuggle you on the ship, it's the plane over that we might have trouble getting you on x anyway, why would you ever want to leave good old Donnie!!!!

Sun,sea,sand and plenty of exploring of course lol

What about the sex??? "

Well I'm not coming because of the plane thing so... No sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did a 14 day Caribbean cruise on my own 3 years ago!

Had a fantastic time, had a little fun too

Got mine booked for march basically island hoping and exploring/activities on the islands every day do actually only going to use the ship as a hotel/taxi. Can't wait xxx

Do you have room in your suitcase for a little one

If only gorgeous, would make it a very sexy trip then not sure I would get any exploring done though lol!!!!

But I promise I would be good

Lol, you look like you be much more than good and I could most prob smuggle you on the ship, it's the plane over that we might have trouble getting you on x anyway, why would you ever want to leave good old Donnie!!!!

Sun,sea,sand and plenty of exploring of course lol

What about the sex???

Well I'm not coming because of the plane thing so... No sex "

Gutted lol!!!!

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