FabSwingers.com forum: Men…Do you ever wake up

By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

So hard , you’re literally feeling weak the amount of blood pumping down there? You can see it twitching in sync with your heat beat. You can barely walk and trying to point it down to pee in the toilet is a mission. And you’re alone, the cruel irony….

Other than send proud pics to your friends what else can you do with it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually have to knock one out so will get in my jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Decorate a toilet roll - proper arts and craft style.

Stick it on your erection.

Take a photo.

That would be a truly epic photo.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yeah always find the morning boner bigger and more solid than other times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, pretty often. Usually I'll lie back and make myself sweaty pumping it hard and fast until I shoot usually quite a thick heavy load all over my stomach, then shower to clean up...

Said for red checking this thread (poet and I know)

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Wouldn’t say no to seeing a photo(s) of such moments…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard hitting it on the head with a teaspoon soon sorts it out. I obviously don't have an evidence to prove it

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Could you decorate it the way you would a Christmas tree?

Some tinsel, baubles, glitter etc. maybe not in Christmas colours. Keep it seasonal with some pastels.

give it some pizzazz you know?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Yes it's like sleeping in a ridge tent with the Mr some mornings.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Pop a lynx can next to it, take a photo, send the photo to every type of inbox with the knowingly guarantee that youll be fighting them off for all mornings to come in time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it’s incredibly frustrating not having someone there to help out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As someone who dreams very vividly this happens quite a lot. I tend to make sure I don't leave anything that might spill or break next to bed or when I get up there could be trouble.

Peeing with a raging hard on is a difficult skill to master.

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By *lan4FFUUNNMan
over a year ago

Genoa Italy and Liverpool

Often wake up hard, love the feeling, usually I start to stroke it slowly then speed up and come into a tissue x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Also, you're welcome for the epic muse that inspired your words that led to this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's happens occasionally but usually goes down fairly quickly after I wake up so no need for the handstand over the toilet

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"So hard , you’re literally feeling weak the amount of blood pumping down there? You can see it twitching in sync with your heat beat. You can barely walk and trying to point it down to pee in the toilet is a mission. And you’re alone, the cruel irony….

Other than send proud pics to your friends what else can you do with it ?

Flippin ek

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I've heard hitting it on the head with a teaspoon soon sorts it out. I obviously don't have an evidence to prove it

But I use my teaspoon to stir my tea!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here for the arts and crafts

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

You can lose an eye tying your laces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually in Morning

When wood is hard

I know it’s toilet time

There is difference between morning wood and needing the bog

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I have a question, is it possible to cum/orgasm with morning wood?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a question, is it possible to cum/orgasm with morning wood?!

No we can't, it's nature's way of being a cock tease

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"I have a question, is it possible to cum/orgasm with morning wood?!

No we can't, it's nature's way of being a cock tease

So it is scientifically impossible?!

It's such a waste of good wood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a question, is it possible to cum/orgasm with morning wood?!

No we can't, it's nature's way of being a cock tease

So it is scientifically impossible?!

It's such a waste of good wood!

I'm only joking, we can but it does get annoying if you like sleeping on your stomach

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

"I have a question, is it possible to cum/orgasm with morning wood?!

No we can't, it's nature's way of being a cock tease

So it is scientifically impossible?!

It's such a waste of good wood!

Definitely possible, as I proved to my satisfaction this morning!

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By *ubikslongswordMan
over a year ago

East Grinstead

"Wouldn’t say no to seeing a photo(s) of such moments…

Cue your inbox being full of dick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decorate a toilet roll - proper arts and craft style.

Stick it on your erection.

Take a photo.

That would be a truly epic photo."

Might have to give this ago

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Well I'm feeling slightly aggrieved now, he's never sent me a picture of his morning glory

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

"Wouldn’t say no to seeing a photo(s) of such moments…

Cue your inbox being full of dick lol"

But not until tomorrow morning, presumably!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Well I'm feeling slightly aggrieved now, he's never sent me a picture of his morning glory

I’m sure if you ask nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My god, all these erections and morning woods going to waste and I've still not had one of my fantasies ticked off.

What the hell?

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Other than send proud pics to your friends what else can you do with it ?

Would be great carpet beating stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a question, is it possible to cum/orgasm with morning wood?!

No we can't, it's nature's way of being a cock tease

So it is scientifically impossible?!

It's such a waste of good wood!

Never have an issue cumming with morning wood

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Do a handstand to pee, plus then the blood will rush to your actual head.

Glad I could help

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

"My god, all these erections and morning woods going to waste and I've still not had one of my fantasies ticked off.

What the hell? "

Does it involve the men of fab, a large bed and an early morning?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Yes, this morning in fact. But never to the point of being weak or unable to walk.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

If you wake up weak, low BP, in pain etc from a boner

I think you might need to go see the GP fellas, that's all I can say on the matter

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Yes, I experience this most mornings. A man's "morning glory" is, in the biblical sense, the greatest untold story. It's a different kind of erection. The tip is super-sensitive, the shaft becomes extraordinarily rigid, resembling cartilage and the throbbing is in tandem to my heart beat and the pulsation in my veins.

It's a wonderful feeling...which is often disrupted by that annoying early morning knock on the door by an inconsiderate delivery person!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, I experience this most mornings. A man's "morning glory" is, in the biblical sense, the greatest untold story. It's a different kind of erection. The tip is super-sensitive, the shaft becomes extraordinarily rigid, resembling cartilage and the throbbing is in tandem to my heart beat and the pulsation in my veins.

It's a wonderful feeling...which is often disrupted by that annoying early morning knock on the door by an inconsiderate delivery person!

When cocks have corners because they are so hard. I might become a postlady.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

At my age my back is normaly very stiff.

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

The only thing that's hard for me when I wake up is .....its hard to get out of bed and go to work.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Couldnt you all just replicate it by having a full bladder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only thing that's hard for me when I wake up is .....its hard to get out of bed and go to work. "

You and me both, Sir. You and me, both!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’ve had two ribs and vertebrae removed and I’m practicing extreme yoga. I bet the first morning I can reach I don’t have morning glory!!!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

It's a wonderful feeling...which is often disrupted by that annoying early morning knock on the door by an inconsiderate delivery person!

When cocks have corners because they are so hard. I might become a postlady. "

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I would give you a french letter.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Stick it in a bucket of ice?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Morning glories are one of the reasons men are less 'cat people' than women.

It's fine if you have a thick duvet but in summer with just a sheet they can look suspiciously like a scratching post......

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