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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine would be, make sure you're comfortable in your own body and most of all mentally strong, fab for all its good points can be toxic and vile too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run whilst you still can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to buy Lynx preferably Africa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expect to be blocked!

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Read read read

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Even though it's a swinging site, you are going to hear a lot about cake's, marmite and pot noodle's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above plus don't take the site too seriously.

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast

Expect nothing and you won't be disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be polite and don't expect to be having sexy meets from messages that say little more than you're hot/fancy a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the most glorious pack of stone cold weirdos

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Even though it's a swinging site, you are going to hear a lot about cake's, marmite and pot noodle's "

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s the most glorious pack of stone cold weirdos "

Tis true

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Read profiles

Bring cake

We will assimilate you into our collective, do not resist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 9 inch cock will get you less attention than a 9 inch Victoria sponge.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Start with the right intentions…use the site as a swinging site and not a hook-up site and you’ll get further.

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the love of god, dont google or use the Urban Dictionary for unknown phrases you see in the forums.

You can thank me later

Eg:

frubing

Munging

(Yes, they are a test to see if you are listening to the advice given)

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"A 9 inch cock will get you less attention than a 9 inch Victoria sponge."

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Get yourself down to Kecksavers and have that fanny blindness seen to before it becomes irreversible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 9 inch cock will get you less attention than a 9 inch Victoria sponge."

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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago

Near Warrington

Don't take rejection personally, there are plenty more fish in the sea, and of course make sure you keep safe. There are some fruitcakes on here xxx

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Stick a vegetable in an orifice and you’re a winner.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 9 inch cock will get you less attention than a 9 inch Victoria sponge."

Never a truer word spoken, big dick on profile and 5-6 fabs, put my baking on and it goes crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manage your expectations.

It's a marathon not a sprint.

They'll get you with their magical marauding minges so lube well for a quick slick exit to escape monogamy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh... and it's supposed to be fun.

If it's no longer fun your fab time is probably done

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...


"Run whilst you still can"

I will second this...

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"A 9 inch cock will get you less attention than a 9 inch Victoria sponge.

Never a truer word spoken, big dick on profile and 5-6 fabs, put my baking on and it goes crazy"

So true I've had more fabs for my pie than my pie.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Abandon hope all ye who enter here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be open minded and imagine that everyone is in it for themselves.

After time, (a long long time) your views might change and you might speak to people that are not like my point above.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Don't send messages with just single words or one sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take anything anyone says with a pinch of salt, the good, the bad, and the different.

People talk a lot of utter bollocks so don't take anything seriously or to heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse score yourself, 1 for amazing, 10 for a munter. What ever score you give yourself will be the number of years before you get a meet.

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By *haz500Man
over a year ago

near burnley/blackburn/bury

Following x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When talking to a couple make the chat open to both the male and female of the couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read profiles

Don’t send dick pics unsolicited and random

Perv a lot

Have fun

Fab is what you make it and what you do and say in hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the love of god, dont google or use the Urban Dictionary for unknown phrases you see in the forums.

You can thank me later

Eg:

frubing

Munging

(Yes, they are a test to see if you are listening to the advice given) "

Blue Waffle is definitely one to give a miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a dick and don't send dick pics...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the forums are supposed to be fun" say the powers that be,you have a politics and virus forum.......fun? Would you like to rephrase that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men are idiots until proven otherwise.

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Expect to go through more tissues than women!

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By *moochyvibesMan
over a year ago

Lancs

Some people act wierd for example they will say Hi, and when you reply you get blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relax and don’t take it all too seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be polite, read profiles, ignore trolls and most of all, have fun!

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By *onlywishiMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Remember it’s not a sex site but a swinging site where people are after fun , laughter and sex when they are happy not when you say you want sex !!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Be unapologetically yourself - people do love a bit of criticism here

Do not feel pressure to be into absolutely everything taboo/kinky etc one persons idea of swinging may not be yours and that’s ok

Whatever you are here for remember to have fun - treat it like an escapism from the normal day to day and don’t get bogged down comparing yourself to others, there’s room for everyone

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Loads of great advise from fellow fabbers would add

- Fab can be addictive, remember there is more to life than whats on this site.

- Don't lose your self respect/ morals just to get laid

- Don't forget to have fun, don't take everything so serious

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

If you're looking for actual meets join another site

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Just be true to yourself and do your own thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave now while you still can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're looking for actual meets join another site"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You need thick skin and impenetrable boundaries

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

Stick to the forums took me 6 weeks to work that out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put you’re head between you’re legs

And kiss your ass goodbye

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By *s-two-75Couple
over a year ago

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Taking pics of your cocks next to a sky remote or can of beer to show its size is not big or clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember it’s a swinger site, not a free prostitution site, huge difference

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Make sure you send every woman/tv/man you fancy a big pic of your erect dick. Women, especially, love this and will drive for hours to be with you.

Be sure to open your message to them with something like "hey sexy xxxx wuu2 u want me to cum ova n breed u be my bitch xxxx" - you get the idea. Make sure that your spelling is atrocious.

Follow this simple advice, my son, and you will have so much sex, you won't know what hit you!

... or rather, no, do the opposite! That's right. Sorry, I got confused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If over 55 expect nothing

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

My advice would be that patience is the key, well more so for the men than women

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Just do what makes you happy.

Don't tailor yourself to suit the narrative of others.

Don't be afraid to show yourself off.

Be proud of who you are.

If you're a man seeking women... Hahahaha... hahahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If you're a man seeking women... Hahahaha... hahahaha!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Become Elite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Become Elite"

Generally or shagger?

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON


"

If you're a man seeking women... Hahahaha... hahahaha!!

"
tou-che beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Become Elite

Generally or shagger?"
In everything you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s this toxic and vile stuff?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If you came here because for whatever reason you can't manage to source sex in the real world and think it'll be easier on here, then come back once you've solved the Middle East crisis, ended world hunger and discovered a way to generate free electricity til the end of time.

Because those are more likely to happen.

A

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area


"Expect nothing and you won't be disappointed."

Sage advice indeed

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

close

Trust nothing that's said.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Treat them with respect!’ and ‘Don’t pass this one by!’ apparently….

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By *layfulserfMan
over a year ago

Northolt

The first time nerves are to be expected.

I still get butterflies when meeting new people, its all part of the excitement.

The hardest thing is ringing the doorbell.

Create a SAFE word which if uttered means you leave

Create A GO word which you can use to discretley tell each other that you are happy to proceeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the love of god, dont google or use the Urban Dictionary for unknown phrases you see in the forums.

You can thank me later

Eg:

frubing

Munging

(Yes, they are a test to see if you are listening to the advice given)

Blue Waffle is definitely one to give a miss "

Oh no...seriously???

Im going to completely ignore my own advice now, arent i.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw all your expectations out the window.

If you’re male and your mate has told you women will be throwing themselves at you and you’ll have more sex than you can handle, get some new mates.

If you’re a woman grow a thick skin when you won’t have sex with all the aforementioned men.

You’ll go from being the most beautiful woman on the planet to something no one in their right mind would go near.

If you take part on the forums grow an even thicker skin.

Be prepared for people to argue with your point of view then block you because you have a different opinion.

However….. you can be lucky enough to make your wildest sexual fantasies come true.

You can gain some wonderful likeminded friends and learn some great things on the forums.

Take the good with the not so good and enjoy the amazing times when they happen

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"

If you're a man seeking women... Hahahaha... hahahaha!!

"
That is a good one too lol.

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

For single males:

Just enjoy the forums, having a perv at profiles you like and don’t expect to meet anyone.

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By *entlebearMan
over a year ago

Doug

Don’t bother

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

Take everything with a pinch of salt and read the veris

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Balance it with a healthy normal social life.

Be prepared to be treated ignorantly by many couples, you are a commodity, a cock amongst many.

But there are many nice folk on here so be polite and persist and you will meet nice people.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Make one of your first purchases a rope and some lube - you’re gonna be going deep, hard and long.

If you’re anything like me, you’ve cracked the code to understanding and managing all women. Listen to me in the forums and you will be swimming in drippy clunge gasping for breath and crying out for a quiet night in with the horlicks.

This is a business and the opposite sex are a commodity. There is no space for weakness or listening to views from others.

I regularly give master classes on how to be successful and they should be assimilated by all otherwise you’re doing fab wrong.

I am the light. I am the way.

I am fab Jesus.

I am sex God.

.

Oh - occasionally you’ll encounter people in the forums who are fucking morons.

Not me, obviously. It’s everyone else. I don’t understand why they can’t see it.

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By *lue morphoCouple
over a year ago

North West

Try to have a giggle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throw all your expectations out the window.

If you’re male and your mate has told you women will be throwing themselves at you and you’ll have more sex than you can handle, get some new mates.

If you’re a woman grow a thick skin when you won’t have sex with all the aforementioned men.

You’ll go from being the most beautiful woman on the planet to something no one in their right mind would go near.

If you take part on the forums grow an even thicker skin.

Be prepared for people to argue with your point of view then block you because you have a different opinion.

However….. you can be lucky enough to make your wildest sexual fantasies come true.

You can gain some wonderful likeminded friends and learn some great things on the forums.

Take the good with the not so good and enjoy the amazing times when they happen "

This is solid

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south


"Throw all your expectations out the window.

If you’re male and your mate has told you women will be throwing themselves at you and you’ll have more sex than you can handle, get some new mates.

If you’re a woman grow a thick skin when you won’t have sex with all the aforementioned men.

You’ll go from being the most beautiful woman on the planet to something no one in their right mind would go near.

If you take part on the forums grow an even thicker skin.

Be prepared for people to argue with your point of view then block you because you have a different opinion.

However….. you can be lucky enough to make your wildest sexual fantasies come true.

You can gain some wonderful likeminded friends and learn some great things on the forums.

Take the good with the not so good and enjoy the amazing times when they happen

This is solid

"
The good the bad and the carrot cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a tantalising glimpse of a grey beard/stubble should do it. (For a man)

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON


"Having a tantalising glimpse of a grey beard/stubble should do it. (For a man) "
I better get some of my grey look pics up on here, mix it up with the dyed look, so that's where I've been going wrong ha

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By *ingdangTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester

When someone says they want to meet you blah blah, 90% 9n the time this will never happen . Don’t get your hope high. They are mostly wankers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a tantalising glimpse of a grey beard/stubble should do it. (For a man) "

Oh yes. Pogonophiles Anonymous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a tantalising glimpse of a grey beard/stubble should do it. (For a man) "

I have this!!! How lucky was I?

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


""the forums are supposed to be fun" say the powers that be,you have a politics and virus forum.......fun? Would you like to rephrase that"

Actually both those forums are fun(ny).

There is always good comical content to be found.

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By *ebanbetsyCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

Forums are good

If you want to meet a couple or someone get yer arse to a swinging club

Otherwise send dick pics to everyone

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Don't take this place, yourself or anyone else too seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take everything with a pinch of salt.

F

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Most people are not who they say they are, until proven otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speak to people online like you would in real life so basically don’t throw punches

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

If someone advertises a meet, take what's on offer. Eg, meet at ours at 8pm on Weds, blow and go.

Don't offer, to meet Tues at 11am, just to watch .

So frustrating trawling through the unwanted replies. Or, sending them a message the next day, asking them to let you know when the next one is. When you didnt bother for the previous one.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Be yourself.

Unless you’re a nobhead

Actually, be yourself, be fun but respectful, be kind but don’t be a sycophant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a tantalising glimpse of a grey beard/stubble should do it. (For a man) "

Oooh...ahem...hello!!!

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

dont renew , find something else to do ....

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By *neforutoMan
over a year ago

Fantasy land in the SW


"Having a tantalising glimpse of a grey beard/stubble should do it. (For a man)

Oooh...ahem...hello!!!"

Hahahhaha, we should have our own club

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

Get a big bath seems to be a winner on the other forum post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a big bath seems to be a winner on the other forum post "

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By *pence14Man
over a year ago

Brighton


"If you're looking for actual meets join another site"

Can you confirm what ones bro?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend more time in forums than moseying around people’s profiles, you will learn who are the psychos quicker

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Be yourself do not follow the idiots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts


"For the love of god, dont google or use the Urban Dictionary for unknown phrases you see in the forums.

You can thank me later

Eg:

frubing

Munging

(Yes, they are a test to see if you are listening to the advice given)

Blue Waffle is definitely one to give a miss

Oh no...seriously???

Im going to completely ignore my own advice now, arent i."

I looked up urban frubing a few weeks ago and haven't recovered yet. No way am I looking up blue waffle

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts


"Having a tantalising glimpse of a grey beard/stubble should do it. (For a man) "

Lies

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By *ive-DeliciouslyCouple
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

If someone catches your eye & you've been messaging. Always speak on phone, live video call, especially if stating cpls profile, meet at pub/coffee before agreeing to play as many are not what they seem.

Avoid chit chat penpals who never commit to anything.

Remember good & bad in all walks of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the love of god, dont google or use the Urban Dictionary for unknown phrases you see in the forums.

You can thank me later

Eg:

frubing

Munging

(Yes, they are a test to see if you are listening to the advice given)

Blue Waffle is definitely one to give a miss

Oh no...seriously???

Im going to completely ignore my own advice now, arent i.

I looked up urban frubing a few weeks ago and haven't recovered yet. No way am I looking up blue waffle "

Ive not actually searched it yet.

Munging is still hard to beat!

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By *ICK47Man
over a year ago

banbury


"A 9 inch cock will get you less attention than a 9 inch Victoria sponge."

Have cake Will Eat it .lol

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

If swinging is a genuine lifestyle choice for you, and you are prepared to lay a lot of groundwork it will work out, eventually.

Read what is written in the forum, but form your own opinions and develop your own personal 'style'.

Age is not a barrier, but being impatient, abusive or disrespectful is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set a time limit on getting to know anybody new on Fab.

Could be anywhere from between a week to a month at most, but unless it's for a very compelling reason and you've managed to continue communications with them off this site on personal messaging like Whatsapp or Telegram etc, cut your losses and move on to seek others to meet up for fun if they still haven't/don't respond to your proposals for meeting up IRL.

Life's too short to just be waiting on anybody on Fab when we're only ever one of infinite options for others here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be respectful, be kind, don't be a dickhead and have good chat.

Swinging is more than just the sex, there are real people on the other side of messages etc, never lose sight of that.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Take it all with a pinch of salt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the love of god, dont google or use the Urban Dictionary for unknown phrases you see in the forums.

You can thank me later

Eg:

frubing

Munging

(Yes, they are a test to see if you are listening to the advice given)

Blue Waffle is definitely one to give a miss

Oh no...seriously???

Im going to completely ignore my own advice now, arent i.

I looked up urban frubing a few weeks ago and haven't recovered yet. No way am I looking up blue waffle

Ive not actually searched it yet.

Munging is still hard to beat!"

Don't do it. The images will scar you for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone give us innocents a written explanation of whatever munging is so we don’t have to pollute our google history?

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By *h_yes_please!Man
over a year ago

North Devon


"A 9 inch cock will get you less attention than a 9 inch Victoria sponge."
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So I need to start posting pictures of my 9” Victoria sponge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manage your expecations

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Can someone give us innocents a written explanation of whatever munging is so we don’t have to pollute our google history? "

Urban dictionary is your friend with this one. But don’t do it if you have a weak stomach

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By *akingMemoriesMan
over a year ago

Toronto

Watch out for fakes. They are legion. Easier said than done, unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone give us innocents a written explanation of whatever munging is so we don’t have to pollute our google history?

Urban dictionary is your friend with this one. But don’t do it if you have a weak stomach "

Jesus wept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the love of god, dont google or use the Urban Dictionary for unknown phrases you see in the forums.

You can thank me later

Eg:

frubing

Munging

(Yes, they are a test to see if you are listening to the advice given)

Blue Waffle is definitely one to give a miss

Oh no...seriously???

Im going to completely ignore my own advice now, arent i.

I looked up urban frubing a few weeks ago and haven't recovered yet. No way am I looking up blue waffle

Ive not actually searched it yet.

Munging is still hard to beat!

Don't do it. The images will scar you for life "

Figging is hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone give us innocents a written explanation of whatever munging is so we don’t have to pollute our google history?

Urban dictionary is your friend with this one. But don’t do it if you have a weak stomach "

Only did this once on hear

Never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're a new female be prepared for the fresh meat flood in your inbox.

For the first two weeks have no pictures and bio and block every fucker that messages as they clearly aren't sane!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are male, you should know there is probably about 100 woman for every 38 000 men. So don't even expect a reply.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

My best bit of advice is view this place like your local coffee shop, be prepared for a long wait but once you get it be prepared for a lovely experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be simply 'Don't take anything personally'

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Mine would be simply 'Don't take anything personally'"
and this

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By *slite1Man
over a year ago

ludgershall

Make sure you have a sky remote or a can of deodorant to use as a measuring instrument for photos

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

This has been a helpful read.

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Don't bother. don't subscribe. Don't get sucked in..

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

Ah it's not that bad but when you first join you think wtf pointless but stick at it you may strike lucky, I go in the searches list to do the if you can call it the serious trying to connect messages, and go in the forums for the banter and jokes but for a date to meet agree with what seems most of site its so difficult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the site by all means but neither anticipate or expect a meet. Whatever expectations you have of this site, lower them massively!

Be comfortable with any information you give out. For example, the majority of women on here will demand a face pic, make sure you're comfortable with sending one out and the implications it may have, for example they may recognise or know you, especially if local.

Know your worth and don't just settle for a shag.

Don't be afraid to say exactly what you're looking for. Women are always putting criteria against their meets such as no beards, muscular guys, vwe only etc. So if you want a size 8 blonde, don't be afraid to put that (but realise this will limit you even further)!

If you get in the mindset of you have more chance of winning the lottery than scoring on here, that kinda sets your expectations!!

Good luck!

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By *sianflower77Woman
over a year ago

Emerald City

Sending unsolicited dick pics and friend requests won’t get you anywhere fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box of tissues

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Don't forget to buy Lynx preferably Africa "

But don't spray it, just use it to measure your cock.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

So if its man I say turn again and look elsewhere we got enough we full up . if its a woman then I'd say welcome my dear let me take you by the hand and lead to the promised land .others that may new I'll leave them for the rest of you to guide them where you will .

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By *nandwet69Couple
over a year ago

cwmbran


"Put you’re head between you’re legs

And kiss your ass goodbye "

Omg yes , it make me giggle and photo shop cock pic when there cock appears to twelve inches he but in ther hand it’s 6 . Tip for

Those men a lynx can is bigger than sure ??

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

90% of people looking at ur pics or talk about it on here and that's not just single s .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 9 inch cock will get you less attention than a 9 inch Victoria sponge."

Why not carrot cake? Victoria sponge it's a bit boring

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

Logout whilst you’re saine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expect nothing and you will not be disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out whilst you can, it'll suck you in, but behave you may just get sucked off

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"

Figging is hot"

Chilli figging is hotter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Figging is hot

Chilli figging is hotter "

Ladies 1st (ever the gentleman)

E xx

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Don't forget to buy Lynx preferably Africa "

Does that helps? asking for a friend

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Browse the site read the rules and FAQ familiarise yourself with them

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Don't take negativity in a bad way you're just not their preference, don't ever expect to get a reply, don't look at hot pics and message anyone on the first 10 pages, don't expect to be liked straight away, do expect to get blocked if you're more than 15 miles from your target profile, if you send a face pic and ask for one in return down expect to get one

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Don't take negativity in a bad way you're just not their preference, don't ever expect to get a reply, don't look at hot pics and message anyone on the first 10 pages, don't expect to be liked straight away, do expect to get blocked if you're more than 15 miles from your target profile, if you send a face pic and ask for one in return down expect to get one "
don't

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Keep your expectations low and learn to be patient!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget to buy Lynx preferably Africa

Does that helps? asking for a friend "

Tell your friend to invest in one, upload a pic, he will fucked by 6 pm

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