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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Have you ever been Ostrich Sized ?

I was once. I found it mine bottling!

Anyway ...... Bone Apple Tea xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny did you have your pills this morning

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

You'll have to be more pacific Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They ostrich sized me once the found out I was lack toast and told her aunt.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

This thread had me right from the gecko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mustard mitt I’m confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whelp layed Granny.

Whelp layed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I'm a little egg cited to see the rest

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I find it's part of the course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mustard mitt I’m confused

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I half Tuesday, I agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They ostrich sized me once the found out I was lack toast and told her aunt. "

Do you mean lack toes and toddler ants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got a wee tin tolerance?

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I have tin in tonight us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They ostrich sized me once the found out I was lack toast and told her aunt.

Do you mean lack toes and toddler ants?"

The doctor never went into all the outs and ins and wasn’t very pacific about the name. I brought some medication for it though so I should be ok

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Huh? "

Wonko! A pal end Rome! You ham haze me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They ostrich sized me once the found out I was lack toast and told her aunt.

Do you mean lack toes and toddler ants?

The doctor never went into all the outs and ins and wasn’t very pacific about the name. I brought some medication for it though so I should be ok "

You are hil hairy arse right now Mrs Shiv. Dying with laughter

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

You need to nipple it in the butt Granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

They tried to put me on drums in the precaution section but I play the violence ! It's all string theory for me.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Oh four forks ache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not been ostrich sized but got bun itched once, I had to beg fork mersey from the cream, this was tears for fears be four she dried.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I dunno, this whole thread seem to be a bit of a damp squid

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

You may need to take a different tact

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Have you ever been Ostrich Sized ?

I was once. I found it mine bottling!

Anyway ...... Bone Apple Tea xx

Were there any reaper cushions?

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

"I dunno, this whole thread seem to be a bit of a damp squid"

I'd like to put you on a pedal stool for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They tried to put me on drums in the precaution section but I play the violence ! It's all string theory for me."

I wanted to join the pimp army section but they told me to play with the jellos, I told them I wanted to bang bums not fiddle with rings!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Anyone got a wee tin tolerance?"

No butt, I have sore rye arses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Huh?

Wonko! A pal end Rome! You ham haze me!"

Huh?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"They ostrich sized me once the found out I was lack toast and told her aunt. "

Well, really, I’m fucking this custard!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I was once Ostrich Sized in public, it was very Tram-mat-sizing

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We fed ostriches by hand once, if that counts?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They ostrich sized me once the found out I was lack toast and told her aunt.

Do you mean lack toes and toddler ants?

The doctor never went into all the outs and ins and wasn’t very pacific about the name. I brought some medication for it though so I should be ok

You are hil hairy arse right now Mrs Shiv. Dying with laughter

I made red laugh , I cannot belief my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever been Ostrich Sized ?

I was once. I found it mine bottling!

Anyway ...... Bone Apple Tea xx

Yup.

For not liking have a cardo

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Jess hold macaw tree Bi Annika.

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Jess hold macaw tree Bi Annika. "
The biggest hen egg in Ireland is the size of a ostrich egg , Yes really

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Have you ever been Ostrich Sized ?

I was once. I found it mine bottling!

Anyway ...... Bone Apple Tea xx

For all intents and purposes I could care less.

Now, let’s nip this in the butt - I supposably need to deal with a skelinton in my closet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s at my beckon call tonight then?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Who’s at my beckon call tonight then?"

Did I just see this in another thread??!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s at my beckon call tonight then?"

Are we playing bat and ball?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s at my beckon call tonight then?

Did I just see this in another thread??!!!

Yes

shamelessly thieved!!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Who’s at my beckon call tonight then?

Did I just see this in another thread??!!!

Yes

shamelessly thieved!!"

Actually, that was poor form from me, sorry. Shouldn’t call someone out like that x

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I got told today by someone that they loved my red hair, it’s their cripto night

Actually took my a while to work it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s at my beckon call tonight then?

Did I just see this in another thread??!!!

Yes

shamelessly thieved!!

Actually, that was poor form from me, sorry. Shouldn’t call someone out like that x"

That’s alright, I knew someone would spot it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got told today by someone that they loved my red hair, it’s their cripto night

Actually took my a while to work it out"

Don't put it near soup Herman..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s at my beckon call tonight then?

Are we playing bat and ball? "

Rounders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s at my beckon call tonight then?

Are we playing bat and ball?

Rounders

I haven't even got to first base yet...

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"They ostrich sized me once the found out I was lack toast and told her aunt.

Well, really, I’m fucking this custard! "

And I'm deep in dis pear

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