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By *airybox OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Basic, nothing special women required

Apply by forwarding your details by DM

Shortlisting won’t be performed

Interviews will be held shortly

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Definitely basic here.

If you're looking for another basic woman, Jamie Hants fits that category nicely.

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By *airybox OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Definitely basic here.

If you're looking for another basic woman, Jamie Hants fits that category nicely. "

You have made the interview stage just for that voice alone xxx

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

All parts of me basically work

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By *airybox OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"All parts of me basically work "

A fully functional basic down to earth woman excellent..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely basic here.

If you're looking for another basic woman, Jamie Hants fits that category nicely. "

JH is cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t think I’m quite up to scratch but willing to take tips

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By *airybox OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Definitely basic here.

If you're looking for another basic woman, Jamie Hants fits that category nicely. "

Bring her along

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Definitely basic here.

If you're looking for another basic woman, Jamie Hants fits that category nicely. "

If you guys fancy a basic threesome, I think I know the basics….

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Definitely basic here.

If you're looking for another basic woman, Jamie Hants fits that category nicely.

You have made the interview stage just for that voice alone xxx"

If only everyone was as lovely as you are.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I haven't reached the dizzy heights of basic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure I remember the basics but I'm in

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By *airybox OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Definitely basic here.

If you're looking for another basic woman, Jamie Hants fits that category nicely.

You have made the interview stage just for that voice alone xxx

If only everyone was as lovely as you are."

Are you sure you got the right guy? I’m only basic bit rusty in places but everything works well enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely basic here.

If you're looking for another basic woman, Jamie Hants fits that category nicely.

You have made the interview stage just for that voice alone xxx

If only everyone was as lovely as you are.

Are you sure you got the right guy? I’m only basic bit rusty in places but everything works well enough"

Don’t talk yourselves down - a full service and you’ll be basically fine

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Nowt basic here. All on the gorgeous scale

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Definitely basic here.

If you're looking for another basic woman, Jamie Hants fits that category nicely.

JH is cute"

She's alright for a grumpy emotional support pug.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

See the "run of the mill" thread.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'm mean there's nothing special but I'm a bit odd. Does that still qualify as basic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe just me basic in my opinion rude,sexiest part of a woman is her brain, maybe I am old fashioned op

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By *airybox OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"I'm mean there's nothing special but I'm a bit odd. Does that still qualify as basic? "

Are you uncomplicated and straight forward? If it’s a yes then being odd is a lovely bonus xxx

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By *airybox OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Definitely basic here.

If you're looking for another basic woman, Jamie Hants fits that category nicely.

You have made the interview stage just for that voice alone xxx

If only everyone was as lovely as you are.

Are you sure you got the right guy? I’m only basic bit rusty in places but everything works well enough

Don’t talk yourselves down - a full service and you’ll be basically fine"

what you after lol

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Oh I was so close, but unfortunately graduated to 'slightly over basic' only yesterday.

I've got a certificate and everything

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By *airybox OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Oh I was so close, but unfortunately graduated to 'slightly over basic' only yesterday.

I've got a certificate and everything "

Oh dear never mind because you only just got assessed then you may still qualify. All women qualify for basic treatment, elite or above average ones won’t be allowed to access the basic rewards for that you need to go to Elite finishing school.

Hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm mean there's nothing special but I'm a bit odd. Does that still qualify as basic? "

No pants party type of weird or using doughnuts for ring toss on hard cocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t think I’m quite up to scratch but willing to take tips "

Oh, I'd say that you're exceptional

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Never ever met a basic woman in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But PSL and UGG Boot season isn't for another 6 months OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm probably a bit beyond me tbh.

I don't like a uniform and I'd probably get kicked for too many blurts.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Are they lower or higher than run-of-the-mill in the classification system we're now adopting?

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Don’t think I’m quite up to scratch but willing to take tips "

Just the tips?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"But PSL and UGG Boot season isn't for another 6 months OP"

Basic is a lifestyle, not a season.

Right now we’re getting pastels on our nails

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham


"Basic, nothing special women required

Apply by forwarding your details by DM

Shortlisting won’t be performed

Interviews will be held shortly

"

Ah the dream that's impossible.

To have in my life a nice basic woman who won't have any dramas who makes me feel peaceful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t think I’m quite up to scratch but willing to take tips

Just the tips? "

I mean I wouldn’t say no to a bit of length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But PSL and UGG Boot season isn't for another 6 months OP

Basic is a lifestyle, not a season.

Right now we’re getting pastels on our nails "

Ahhh yeah, and the Springtime houseplants that'll you'll put all your love in for about 2 weeks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t think I’m quite up to scratch but willing to take tips

Just the tips?

I mean I wouldn’t say no to a bit of length "

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"But PSL and UGG Boot season isn't for another 6 months OP

Basic is a lifestyle, not a season.

Right now we’re getting pastels on our nails

Ahhh yeah, and the Springtime houseplants that'll you'll put all your love in for about 2 weeks? "

Last years ones all died so I had to get new ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But PSL and UGG Boot season isn't for another 6 months OP

Basic is a lifestyle, not a season.

Right now we’re getting pastels on our nails

Ahhh yeah, and the Springtime houseplants that'll you'll put all your love in for about 2 weeks?

Last years ones all died so I had to get new ones "

Poor things never stood a chance

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Joe why are you calling us basic bitches out this morning? What joy are you getting from it?

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Don’t think I’m quite up to scratch but willing to take tips

Just the tips?

I mean I wouldn’t say no to a bit of length "

I could probably manage a bit, but that’s all

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Basic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there is interviews

Wonders if pension credits

And what hours

Does it include luncheon vouchers for staff canteen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joe why are you calling us basic bitches out this morning? What joy are you getting from it?"

Sorry lovely, didn't mean to offend in any way. Brunch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there is interviews

Wonders if pension credits

And what hours

Does it include luncheon vouchers for staff canteen "

Knowing this place it’s probably couch casting and landing strips instead of bacon strips and waffles

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Joe why are you calling us basic bitches out this morning? What joy are you getting from it?

Sorry lovely, didn't mean to offend in any way. Brunch? "

Ah. You got us there. Basic bitches love brunch

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I'm mean there's nothing special but I'm a bit odd. Does that still qualify as basic?

No pants party type of weird or using doughnuts for ring toss on hard cocks? "

Oh dear are they classed as odd ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm mean there's nothing special but I'm a bit odd. Does that still qualify as basic?

No pants party type of weird or using doughnuts for ring toss on hard cocks?

Oh dear are they classed as odd .... "

Nope. I’m casually seeking until the time is right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there is interviews

Wonders if pension credits

And what hours

Does it include luncheon vouchers for staff canteen

Knowing this place it’s probably couch casting and landing strips instead of bacon strips and waffles "

Lol

Wonders if he’s paying the tax national insurance contributions

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I'm mean there's nothing special but I'm a bit odd. Does that still qualify as basic?

No pants party type of weird or using doughnuts for ring toss on hard cocks?

Oh dear are they classed as odd ....

Nope. I’m casually seeking until the time is right "

That's ok then - thought I was going to have to up my rating from odd to weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm mean there's nothing special but I'm a bit odd. Does that still qualify as basic?

No pants party type of weird or using doughnuts for ring toss on hard cocks?

Oh dear are they classed as odd ....

Nope. I’m casually seeking until the time is right

That's ok then - thought I was going to have to up my rating from odd to weird "

I like the way you are now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joe why are you calling us basic bitches out this morning? What joy are you getting from it?

Sorry lovely, didn't mean to offend in any way. Brunch?

Ah. You got us there. Basic bitches love brunch "

Of course, prosecco all round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joe why are you calling us basic bitches out this morning? What joy are you getting from it?

Sorry lovely, didn't mean to offend in any way. Brunch?

Ah. You got us there. Basic bitches love brunch

Of course, prosecco all round! "

Mimosas lad. Don’t ask me how I know

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

Would love to know what basic woman's superpower is. Making a great meal from beans and chicken dippers?

Is it enough to get in the Avengers ×men or justice league?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we had elite Men

Elite women

And basic women threads

Suppose next be basic man thread

Then the f****d up men thread

Think that’s the one for me

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"See the "run of the mill" thread."

...and the "Elite Women" thread and the "Posh Lady" thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bog Standard"

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m basically a basic bitch

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By *airybox OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"If there is interviews

Wonders if pension credits

And what hours

Does it include luncheon vouchers for staff canteen

Knowing this place it’s probably couch casting and landing strips instead of bacon strips and waffles

Lol

Wonders if he’s paying the tax national insurance contributions "

Everything is above board and legal

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