FabSwingers.com forum: Run-of-the-mill women

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hang out here

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm just here to drag the standards down

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Do you allow run of the mill men to hang out with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mimi_Rouge, over here. Bring the swiss roll

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Run? In 6 inch heels?

Do you accept walk of the mill women?

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

"Run? In 6 inch heels?

Do you accept walk of the mill women?"

You can speed walk...Sports shoes?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Do you allow run of the mill men to hang out with you? "

Why not? I'm all for equal opportunities

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Run? In 6 inch heels?

Do you accept walk of the mill women?

You can speed walk...Sports shoes?

They're just dainty 5 inch heels.

You may have noticed that although they were fine for walking through the farm, there was still no running

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I think I fit in here

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

At last. I feel seen

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Do you allow run of the mill men to hang out with you?

Why not? I'm all for equal opportunities

I guess that counts me out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So where is this mill exactly?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the anti elite woman thread? Or the women against elitism thread...?

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

"Run? In 6 inch heels?

Do you accept walk of the mill women?

You can speed walk...Sports shoes?

They're just dainty 5 inch heels.

You may have noticed that although they were fine for walking through the farm, there was still no running

No, no running...even when faced with killer Clowns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang out here

I don't run anywhere...but I'll hang out here all the same haha

Mrs

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Yay! I'm in

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Mimi_Rouge, over here. Bring the swiss roll

But I ate it all

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"So where is this mill exactly?...

Sexy town

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Do you allow run of the mill men to hang out with you?

Why not? I'm all for equal opportunities

Thank you kindly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mimi_Rouge, over here. Bring the swiss roll

But I ate it all"

OK, we'll share mine. I always have a stock of large swiss rolls in the kitchen.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Mimi_Rouge, over here. Bring the swiss roll

But I ate it all

OK, we'll share mine. I always have a stock of large swiss rolls in the kitchen.

Amazing! Double I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang out here

Can fantastically average guys join? Or do we have our own place to hang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here to violate community standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you allow run of the mill men to hang out with you?

Why not? I'm all for equal opportunities

I guess that counts me out then

I'll join you.

Budge up. Want a haribo?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

My kinda thread! Now who's desperate for a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My kinda thread! Now who's desperate for a shag?

Me!! I've asked my husband to come upstairs and he said not yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens when the elite shaggers infiltrate, I have a sneaky suspicion there going to try

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Only popped in to see who the OP was.

Thought it might be someone else.

Carry on.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"My kinda thread! Now who's desperate for a shag?

Me!! I've asked my husband to come upstairs and he said not yet.

What a tease! Send him a nude to get his arse in gear

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"My kinda thread! Now who's desperate for a shag?

Oy oy, you're too elite for this one. Off you pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My kinda thread! Now who's desperate for a shag?

Me!! I've asked my husband to come upstairs and he said not yet.

What a tease! Send him a nude to get his arse in gear

I have already

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Only popped in to see who the OP was.

Thought it might be someone else.

Carry on.

I remain me I'm afraid. Sorry to disappoint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens when the elite shaggers infiltrate, I have a sneaky suspicion there going to try "

They walk and shag among us already...

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

At last somewhere I can feel at home

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

No such thing. You're all lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay I've found my tribe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t fit in with the posh or the elite.

This is feels just about right

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Only popped in to see who the OP was.

Thought it might be someone else.

Carry on.

I remain me I'm afraid. Sorry to disappoint

No disappointment at all.

I was expecting it to be someone elite to be offering profile advice.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

Profile name indicates that there’s finally a thread I can be in

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"My kinda thread! Now who's desperate for a shag?

Oy oy, you're too elite for this one. Off you pop

Exactly, and here I am generously lending my services. Most would say thank you

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"My kinda thread! Now who's desperate for a shag?

Me!! I've asked my husband to come upstairs and he said not yet.

What a tease! Send him a nude to get his arse in gear

I have already

Dunno what to say, unfortunately

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Sorry just passing through on my way to the below par thread

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"My kinda thread! Now who's desperate for a shag?

Oy oy, you're too elite for this one. Off you pop

Exactly, and here I am generously lending my services. Most would say thank you

I'll say thank you once you're picking up your pants from my bedroom floor

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"My kinda thread! Now who's desperate for a shag?

Oy oy, you're too elite for this one. Off you pop

Exactly, and here I am generously lending my services. Most would say thank you

I'll say thank you once you're picking up your pants from my bedroom floor

Oh that was smooth! My body is ready

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Sitting my ho hum self down in here and feeling quite comfortable.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I can't run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't run

I'm chasing YOU then.

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Reckon I'll pull up a chair and join this one, B

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I can't run

I'm chasing YOU then."

I can roll though

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Reckon I'll pull up a chair and join this one, B"

We have many comfy sofas

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Application posted

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Huzzah a thread for me

Tinder

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Having applied for Posh Lady and Elite Woman, I'm a shoo-in for this thread.

I can be a run of the mill woman, me!

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Reckon I'll pull up a chair and join this one, B

We have many comfy sofas

Even better

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over a year ago

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Application posted

No application necessary. All are welcome to this celebration of ordinariness

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Thank God, was starting to think I'd be standing out in the cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a slow, painful looking jog count.. if so I'm in

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I only run for food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a slow, painful looking jog count.. if so I'm in

Can i join you lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m going to have to call Trading Standards in the morning. This thread promised run-of-the-mill women and all I see is wall-to-wall hotties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to have to call Trading Standards in the morning. This thread promised run-of-the-mill women and all I see is wall-to-wall hotties.

Smoooth

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Smoooth"

Damn right. And that does include you, sweetie. Don’t think otherwise for even a second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smoooth

Damn right. And that does include you, sweetie. Don’t think otherwise for even a second."

Nah me and Pumpkin Juggler are sitting this one out. Want a Haribo?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

“Haribo macht Kinder froh, und Erwachsene ebenso.”

Earwormed. Thanks.

(Downside of seven years with a German girlfriend.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a slow, painful looking jog count.. if so I'm in

Can i join you lol"

Of course, I need a jogging partner

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"“Haribo macht Kinder froh, und Erwachsene ebenso.”

Earwormed. Thanks.

(Downside of seven years with a German girlfriend.) "

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a slow, painful looking jog count.. if so I'm in

Can i join you lol

Of course, I need a jogging partner

Perfect! Let me dust of my trainners lol

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

I mean from the women I know on this thread to the ones I've just seen in the forums commenting...the irony is...they are anything but run of the mill.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I mean from the women I know on this thread to the ones I've just seen in the forums commenting...the irony is...they are anything but run of the mill."

Don't you be telling them what they are and aren't! Death wish!

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

"I mean from the women I know on this thread to the ones I've just seen in the forums commenting...the irony is...they are anything but run of the mill.

Don't you be telling them what they are and aren't! Death wish!

Haha...oh bugger...well that's my perception

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

FFS! This was supposed to be •my• thread!

Dee, you are sooo in trouble when I see you next! I'm going to clap you in irons and tickle your Quim with a feather from a pheasant.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Room for a little one in here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only run when chased but other than that…pulls up a seat! Xx

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Adding myself to the list

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

OK ladies .run of the mill means

The usual not out of the ordinary unspectacular .the idiom comes from a time when machinery began to be used in factories and mills ,items that were once custom-made by hand were hand cranked out for consumption by the masses

Now ladies it is my belife that none of you fall in to a run of the mill .

I say each of you are unque and beautiful and special to be admired and cherished. You ladies are

A joy to behold and without you this place would be very cold you light up our lives you brighten our days

You enable us to grow in a number of ways . my homage to you is now

done pls don't think your run of the mill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imo none of the ladies proclaiming to be run of the mill, are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average bloke here just to perv on the run of the mill gorgeous women here

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"FFS! This was supposed to be •my• thread!

Dee, you are sooo in trouble when I see you next! I'm going to clap you in irons and tickle your Quim with a feather from a pheasant."

Haa haa. I stole your harem

And I bet you'd love to get near my quim with your tickling stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My kinda thread! Now who's desperate for a shag?

Me!! I've asked my husband to come upstairs and he said not yet.

What a tease! Send him a nude to get his arse in gear

I have already

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne

Surely all women are special in one way or another

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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oooooo me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we join x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Surely all women are special in one way or another

It's too early for that level of saccharine.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"FFS! This was supposed to be •my• thread!

Dee, you are sooo in trouble when I see you next! I'm going to clap you in irons and tickle your Quim with a feather from a pheasant."

He's not the pheasant plucker, he's the pheasant plucker's son, and he'll keep on plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.

Repeat 10X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm imagining women in full lingerie running on hamster wheels in a working mill...

...no, I don't get my imagination either

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm imagining women in full lingerie running on hamster wheels in a working mill...

...no, I don't get my imagination either

Well, there's no reason why we can't do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm imagining women in full lingerie running on hamster wheels in a working mill...

...no, I don't get my imagination either

Well, there's no reason why we can't do that

Tbh working up a healthy hot sweat is really sexy. No need for podium dancers in this club.... come & get sweaty with me Betty

Get a flogging as you go...

So many kinky games could be played on a wheel of good fortune

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

I feel like i missed something but this thread is amazing

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

"I'm imagining women in full lingerie running on hamster wheels in a working mill...

...no, I don't get my imagination either

Well, there's no reason why we can't do that

Tbh working up a healthy hot sweat is really sexy. No need for podium dancers in this club.... come & get sweaty with me Betty

Get a flogging as you go...

So many kinky games could be played on a wheel of good fortune"

This like one of those St Andrews crosses that rotates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm imagining women in full lingerie running on hamster wheels in a working mill...

...no, I don't get my imagination either

Well, there's no reason why we can't do that

Tbh working up a healthy hot sweat is really sexy. No need for podium dancers in this club.... come & get sweaty with me Betty

Get a flogging as you go...

So many kinky games could be played on a wheel of good fortune

This like one of those St Andrews crosses that rotates

Indeed

Slowly... spank... turn... kiss... turn.... twist/pinch/lick...

You get the gist

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

This thread is full of the loveliest ladies who for me show that run of the mill is definitely what I aspire to be.

Tha’s nowt wrong with thee lass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where I come from isn't all that great

My automobile is a piece of crap

My fashion sense is a little wack

And my friends are just as screwy as me ...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"FFS! This was supposed to be •my• thread!

Dee, you are sooo in trouble when I see you next! I'm going to clap you in irons and tickle your Quim with a feather from a pheasant.

Haa haa. I stole your harem

And I bet you'd love to get near my quim with your tickling stick

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You kleptomaniac!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Low maintenance? Hit me up

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Run? In 6 inch heels?

Do you accept walk of the mill women?"

This is a mill. It's clogs or nowt!

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