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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Considered.

— Åpply Withín —

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How far within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'll apply some lube to you then insert it within

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’m northern, I think I should bow out of this

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We're only interested in elite shaggers here

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"Considered.

— Åpply Withín —"

When you say “women” do you include girls and females?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Definitely not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely out

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is elite a new name for the clique?

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Is this like Elite Men?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Considered for what exactly?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is elite a new name for the clique? "

In this case definitely not

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh & London

Brutal thread

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me know when you put a run of the mill application up.

F

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Considered.

Judged.

Found Wanting.

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

Is this another new badge?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Let me know when you put a run of the mill application up.

F"

I'd def be in that one

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm waiting for a thread for basic, nothing-special-about-them women.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Damn. I’m still desperately trying to achieve just below average.

I’ll apply in the next 20 years for this one

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Retired now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for a thread for basic, nothing-special-about-them women."

Now that one I would be in!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Yes! My time has come...

...to bow out gracefully

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm waiting for a thread for basic, nothing-special-about-them women.

Now that one I would be in! "

That will be the last one in my triumvirate. Watch this space.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is speshal above elite or below it?

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh & London


"Retired now"

I hope you haven’t!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'm waiting for a thread for basic, nothing-special-about-them women.

Now that one I would be in!

That will be the last one in my triumvirate. Watch this space. "

That would fill up in no time at all.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

I’m very heavy. I’m out.

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Is elite a new name for the clique? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C-level op?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Can I just check as I’m in for this. What exactly is an elite woman darling OP.

I just like to put my name down for everything tbh Just in case

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Considered for what exactly?"

For facilitating the Knitting and Embroidery evening classes at the local village hall.

And occasional love-making, with Gin. °°

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Considered for what exactly?

For facilitating the Knitting and Embroidery evening classes at the local village hall.

And occasional love-making, with Gin. °°"

Does this mean I have to be able to knit?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Considered for what exactly?

For facilitating the Knitting and Embroidery evening classes at the local village hall.

And occasional love-making, with Gin. °°"

Ah I should've checked sooner. These are things at which I would genuinely be elite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is elite a new name for the clique? "

If you need to ask, you are neither

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Non elites this way, plenty of room over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait there’s gin? Maybe I do belong

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Is elite a new name for the clique?

If you need to ask, you are neither"

Sour grapes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is elite a new name for the clique?

If you need to ask, you are neither

Sour grapes? "

Not at all.

I wouldn't want to be in either gang even if they asked me.

So there!

Honest

You can all just bugger off

#flounces off#

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

What like SAS special forces type of swinging .

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Well of course I'm going to apply here. I feel my qualifications for being a Posh Lady are equally applicable to being an Elite Woman.

Plus I have military experience, and killer heels.

What else could possibly be required?

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By *luffy FairyWoman
over a year ago

west LDN

I saw gin so I’m in

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

This is good, Nero. About time someone sorted the wheat from the chaff!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m applying for every single group

Someone’s got to let me in

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By *urga2076Woman
over a year ago

London

I love the fab forums.

They’re what keep me sane

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I need help with my application.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need help with my application. "

I'll help you fill it in

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I won't join a group that would accept me as a member

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I need help with my application.

I'll help you fill it in "

Do I have to pay you in sushi?

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"I need help with my application. "

I’d rather fill you in than your application

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need help with my application.

I'll help you fill it in

Do I have to pay you in sushi?"

Sushi is optional

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Considered.

— Åpply Withín —

When you say “women” do you include girls and females? "

No, just a woman or a lady. A dame or a fåir måiden will also suffice.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I won't join a group that would accept me as a member "

Thanks Groucho!

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington


"I won't join a group that would accept me as a member "

The only Groucho Marx quote I know

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I won't join a group that would accept me as a member "

What about a group that offers you their member?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Considered.

— Åpply Withín —

When you say “women” do you include girls and females?

No, just a woman or a lady. A dame or a fåir måiden will also suffice. "

A maiden fair? Oh forsooth! That's definitely me! Look no further.

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"Considered for what exactly?"

Set up a new civilization on Mars

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

As per the last thread.... only one winner here!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I won't join a group that would accept me as a member

What about a group that offers you their member?"

Ooh, gangbang

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Is elite a new name for the clique?

If you need to ask, you are neither"

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Considered for what exactly?

For facilitating the Knitting and Embroidery evening classes at the local village hall.

And occasional love-making, with Gin. °°

Does this mean I have to be able to knit? "

Can you crochet a 'coq' warmer?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Considered for what exactly?

For facilitating the Knitting and Embroidery evening classes at the local village hall.

And occasional love-making, with Gin. °°

Does this mean I have to be able to knit?

Can you crochet a 'coq' warmer?"

Of course

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Considered for what exactly?

For facilitating the Knitting and Embroidery evening classes at the local village hall.

And occasional love-making, with Gin. °°

Does this mean I have to be able to knit?

Can you crochet a 'coq' warmer?"

One crotchety coq warmer coming right up

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"This is good, Nero. About time someone sorted the wheat from the chaff!

"

YOLO, did you notice how those who were "out" suddenly became "in" with the mention of Gin (before the Sin) ?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'll apply some lube to you then insert it within"

Is it clique lube? Sorry, Clinique™ Lube?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"This is good, Nero. About time someone sorted the wheat from the chaff!

YOLO, did you notice how those who were "out" suddenly became "in" with the mention of Gin (before the Sin) ? "

Swingers' ruin...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I need help with my application. "

You can import it from you Lickedin™ profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry ... I'm not elite, I'll have to settle with just being posh

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere

Lool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elite - the best a man can get.

Oh, no, that's Gilette...

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Not sure what you mean 'Elite" do they need to be ex-sas.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"C-level op? "

Boardroom Level. Head office calibre.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

E - lite

Either he want's someone to light his fags or he's flogging a new diet.

Either way i'm out!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"C-level op?

Boardroom Level. Head office calibre."

I'll be CEO

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

That describes me perfectly.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"C-level op?

Boardroom Level. Head office calibre.

I'll be CEO "

KC², you'll always be my Chief Erotic Officer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Considered.

— Åpply Withín —"

Now you are talking.

Not flushing them out though this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"C-level op?

Boardroom Level. Head office calibre.

I'll be CEO "

Take me to brunch

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