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"Understand the letter. MFM (female centre of attention) MMF (Bi male play plus female) FFM (Bi female play plus male) MMMMMMF (Greedy bitch)" That last one made me laugh out loud ha ha | |||
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"A unicorn is a bisexual woman who meets couples. Not everyone likes that term" • What's a Pegasus, Swing? | |||
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"A unicorn is a bisexual woman who meets couples. Not everyone likes that term • What's a Pegasus, Swing?" Something you fly to Mt Olympus if you don't think the gods will smite you | |||
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"Understand the letter. MFM (female centre of attention) MMF (Bi male play plus female) FFM (Bi female play plus male) MMMMMMF (Greedy bitch)" Another that laughed out loud at the last one. I think I actually have the giggles now too. Ffs  | |||
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Refers to the act of a woman using a strap on to penetrate a man’s anus. With his consent, of course. | |||
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"The Urban Dictionary is your best friend." It's more fun asking you guys  | |||
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"The Urban Dictionary is your best friend. It's more fun asking you guys "You might get sarcastic and misleading answers here | |||
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"‘A social’ = an awkward first date of sorts, where you quickly realise you have very little to talk about and both wonder why the other looks nothing like their profile photos " So so accurate. | |||
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"‘A social’ = an awkward first date of sorts, where you quickly realise you have very little to talk about and both wonder why the other looks nothing like their profile photos " Don't get this confused with a 'social'. This means you all know you're going to head back to the hotel and rip each others clothes off like a pack of wolves. F | |||
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"Understand the letter. MFM (female centre of attention) MMF (Bi male play plus female) FFM (Bi female play plus male) MMMMMMF (Greedy bitch)" Yeah, greedy bitch here lol 
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"Dom = slapped a bum once or twice. " | |||
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"Dom = slapped a bum once or twice. " Also known as a spank and spunk type guy! | |||
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"Dom = slapped a bum once or twice. " That made me laugh | |||
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"Dom = slapped a bum once or twice. " Oh god… they are literally my favourite. To take the piss out of so so much. It’s like a sport | |||
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"Munging "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man! | |||
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man! "Didn't think it would be worse than Urban Frubing. But it was. | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man! " I feel it be my life’s mission to spread the mung….I mean, word | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man! "Oh god  . I promise to always listen to you in future. | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Didn't think it would be worse than Urban Frubing. But it was."I told you not to! | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
I feel it be my life’s mission to spread the mung….I mean, word "You're incorrigible! I still remember being a new and hopeful forum user when you brought that word into my life and my life hasn't been the same since | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future."Hey, I don't over react like that for no reason | |||
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man! "Ruined my night that has I’ll listen to you in future!
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Hey, I don't over react like that for no reason "Nora lured me in once on a thread with this I can’t unsee what I read and that was a long time ago | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Didn't think it would be worse than Urban Frubing. But it was.
I told you not to!"I know. I’m a rebel
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man! "I just think that one is funny | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future."Oh... Dear. I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up. | |||
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"I always thought a Unicorn was simply a single woman joining others. Is bi a requirement? There's 'cock docking' strangely mesmerising if done with a deft hand "Definitely a bi single woman | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
I feel it be my life’s mission to spread the mung….I mean, word
You're incorrigible! I still remember being a new and hopeful forum user when you brought that word into my life and my life hasn't been the same since " You saw the holy light of salvation; Indeed, we are the enlightened ones. Let us spread the joyous word, even though there will doubtless be many who do not wish to hear it… | |||
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"Mittens! The lucky sod who has the pleasure and delicate task of fingering/fisting two women at once. I love this one. "Nobody sneeze!!!! | |||
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"I always thought a Unicorn was simply a single woman joining others. Is bi a requirement? There's 'cock docking' strangely mesmerising if done with a deft hand
Definitely a bi single woman "I’ve also never got the impression that unicorns had to be bi. So I’ve learnt something new (along with munging!) | |||
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"I always thought a Unicorn was simply a single woman joining others. Is bi a requirement? There's 'cock docking' strangely mesmerising if done with a deft hand
Definitely a bi single woman
I’ve also never got the impression that unicorns had to be bi. So I’ve learnt something new (along with munging!)"It’s because they’re as rare as unicorns I’m guessing. Silly term really | |||
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"I'm new(ish) here. What are the words I need to learn? Who, for example, is a unicorn?" Newbie. Oldbie Sexbie Madbie Cadbrie | |||
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"Learn what monkey face is! " I just googled that | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up."Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized. | |||
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"‘A social’ = an awkward first date of sorts, where you quickly realise you have very little to talk about and both wonder why the other looks nothing like their profile photos Don't get this confused with a 'social'. This means you all know you're going to head back to the hotel and rip each others clothes off like a pack of wolves. F" Hang on.. I've been going to the wrong socials then lol the ones I get invite to are where I get lost finding the location and turn up late even though I left early lol Still fun though | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized. "Dare I ask? | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.
Dare I ask? "No way fab is letting one explain it here. Plus it defies explanation. Please please please don't look it up. It will be a perfect case of curiosity having killed the cat!  | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.
Dare I ask? "Red, how ever bad or sick you can think it is....its worse!! (Now i know you are REALLY tempted) | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.
Dare I ask?
Red, how ever bad or sick you can think it is....its worse!!
(Now i know you are REALLY tempted)"Oh stop it MisterB aaaargh! | |||
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"Can lick for hours loosely translates to - will cum in 3 seconds and be at a loss for what to do the rest of the time. " I feel attacked  | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.
Dare I ask? "Red - I love you too much. I beg of you. Don’t do it. | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.
Dare I ask?
Red - I love you too much. I beg of you. Don’t do it. "You know she will. She's got the breaking strain of a KitKat. She's probably sitting at her desk right now...eyes wide open and open mouthed. | |||
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"Can lick for hours loosely translates to - will cum in 3 seconds and be at a loss for what to do the rest of the time. I feel attacked "Now why did you have to go and out yourself like that joe. I’m going to pretend I didn’t see this  | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.
Dare I ask?
Red - I love you too much. I beg of you. Don’t do it.
You know she will. She's got the breaking strain of a KitKat.
She's probably sitting at her desk right now...eyes wide open and open mouthed."Ffs, you couldn’t save me, Misty. I did. I am holding MisterBit responsible. What an absolute abomination. My poor brain.  | |||
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.
Dare I ask?
Red - I love you too much. I beg of you. Don’t do it.
You know she will. She's got the breaking strain of a KitKat.
She's probably sitting at her desk right now...eyes wide open and open mouthed.
Ffs, you couldn’t save me, Misty. I did. I am holding MisterBit responsible.
What an absolute abomination. My poor brain. "Pah, don't blame me because you dont have any self control, Red. I dangled a worm, and you swallowed it. (Please dont misinterpret the worm reference). | |||
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"Can lick for hours loosely translates to - will cum in 3 seconds and be at a loss for what to do the rest of the time. I feel attacked
Now why did you have to go and out yourself like that joe. I’m going to pretend I didn’t see this "Because my tongue is now like a vibrator with how good I've gotten at it. Silver linings Mrs Shiv!  | |||
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"Skiing What it looks like when a lady pleasures two men at once (with ski poles. You know? )"Greedy guy so I wouldn’t know this | |||
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"Space docking...I don't advise googling it some things can't be unseen"Docking is that the fore skin of one guy over the erect penis of the other guy ? | |||
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"On a guys profile: Straight (or the preferred term 'fab' straight) - Happily play with or suck cocks, kiss guys, fuck or be fucked by by guys, while strenuously denying being Bi sexual or bi curious." I was just thinking, no one mentioned Fab straight. Good write up, but you forgot, when a couple are looking for a bi guy. A straight profile, suddenly remebers he's Bi, but he's just not changed his profile. | |||
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"Can lick for hours loosely translates to - will cum in 3 seconds and be at a loss for what to do the rest of the time. I feel attacked
Now why did you have to go and out yourself like that joe. I’m going to pretend I didn’t see this
Because my tongue is now like a vibrator with how good I've gotten at it. Silver linings Mrs Shiv! "Wellll….in that case, count me in | |||
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man! "I wish I took your advice (vomit) | |||
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"Discreet Professional = someone who works in middle management for a data entry company in Reading " omg so true, I have tears in my eyes from this. Thank you for a proper laugh xx | |||
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"A unicorn is a bisexual woman who meets couples. Not everyone likes that term" Learn something every day. Often wondered, always afraid to ask | |||
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"Is there a term for those people (usually men) who claim to adore big boobs but in reality have no clue what to do with them?" Boobinept…..? | |||
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"Is there a term for those people (usually men) who claim to adore big boobs but in reality have no clue what to do with them? Boobinept…..? " Yes that would work? | |||
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"Is there a term for those people (usually men) who claim to adore big boobs but in reality have no clue what to do with them?" Mummy's boys??? | |||
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"Is there a term for those people (usually men) who claim to adore big boobs but in reality have no clue what to do with them?" Boob newbs | |||
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