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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I purchased some bog roll over the weekend.

So what? Well, by Jesus, there is no inner cardboard tube in it(!!!) and yet - it is still solidly retaining its shape as though there’s an invisible one in there!!! :-I

What manner of witchcraft is this?! I’m freaking the fuck out here, people!

Should I call in an exorcist or something?

Has anyone else experienced this dark magic?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Are you like one of those people who skips to the last chapter rather than reading the whole book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I purchased some bog roll over the weekend.

So what? Well, by Jesus, there is no inner cardboard tube in it(!!!) and yet - it is still solidly retaining its shape as though there’s an invisible one in there!!! :-I

What manner of witchcraft is this?! I’m freaking the fuck out here, people!

Should I call in an exorcist or something?

Has anyone else experienced this dark magic?

"

Andrex are actively recruiting warlocks and witches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i stole them all I'm building a mega Fort

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I purchased some bog roll over the weekend.

So what? Well, by Jesus, there is no inner cardboard tube in it(!!!) and yet - it is still solidly retaining its shape as though there’s an invisible one in there!!! :-I

What manner of witchcraft is this?! I’m freaking the fuck out here, people!

Should I call in an exorcist or something?

Has anyone else experienced this dark magic?

"

Interesting........

But if the inner gap is so stiff with no cardboard tube......I'd be warm of using the last few sheets.

Might be a little 'scratchy'

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I purchased some bog roll over the weekend.

So what? Well, by Jesus, there is no inner cardboard tube in it(!!!) and yet - it is still solidly retaining its shape as though there’s an invisible one in there!!! :-I

What manner of witchcraft is this?! I’m freaking the fuck out here, people!

Should I call in an exorcist or something?

Has anyone else experienced this dark magic?

"

Deffo dark forces at play …..

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Are you like one of those people who skips to the last chapter rather than reading the whole book? "

Yes indeed; the last chapter is always the best.

I mean, I have no idea who any of the characters are/were but it’s a great finale nonetheless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its tubeless you've actually got more toilet paper to use now compared to normal rolls...

# winning #

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I purchased some bog roll over the weekend.

So what? Well, by Jesus, there is no inner cardboard tube in it(!!!) and yet - it is still solidly retaining its shape as though there’s an invisible one in there!!! :-I

What manner of witchcraft is this?! I’m freaking the fuck out here, people!

Should I call in an exorcist or something?

Has anyone else experienced this dark magic?

Interesting........

But if the inner gap is so stiff with no cardboard tube......I'd be warm of using the last few sheets.

Might be a little 'scratchy'

A"

Wary......not warm.

Frigging autocarrot.

A

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Some tube is hoarding the tubes

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Buy I want the tubes for making biodegradable pots for sowing my seeds!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I purchased some bog roll over the weekend.

So what? Well, by Jesus, there is no inner cardboard tube in it(!!!) and yet - it is still solidly retaining its shape as though there’s an invisible one in there!!! :-I

What manner of witchcraft is this?! I’m freaking the fuck out here, people!

Should I call in an exorcist or something?

Has anyone else experienced this dark magic?

Interesting........

But if the inner gap is so stiff with no cardboard tube......I'd be warm of using the last few sheets.

Might be a little 'scratchy'

A"

I am admittedly somewhat apprehensive regarding the final sheet or two….is this going to be a solid coil that I must rub over my sensitive ring? Pray for me

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Blue Peter is never going to be the same

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Blue Peter is never going to be the same"

First fairy took our cylindrical washing up bottles and replaced them with those awful newer designs and now Andrew have nicked our bog rolls. This is clearly yet another example of the tyranny of the New World Order

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Blue Peter is never going to be the same

First fairy took our cylindrical washing up bottles and replaced them with those awful newer designs and now Andrew have nicked our bog rolls. This is clearly yet another example of the tyranny of the New World Order "

* Andrex

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Blue Peter is never going to be the same

First fairy took our cylindrical washing up bottles and replaced them with those awful newer designs and now Andrew have nicked our bog rolls. This is clearly yet another example of the tyranny of the New World Order

* Andrex"

Get down Shep

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