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"Welcome back pretty lady!" Thank you gorgeous. Good to see you are still around. | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! " I've got WD40 | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! " got some used motor oil in the garage if any good | |||
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"You’ve been loitering all day, what took you so long to get the oil out?" I was a little shy but now I've plucked up the courage. (believe that and you'll believe anything) | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! got some used motor oil in the garage if any good " There's quite something about the smell of engine oil I must say! | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! got some used motor oil in the garage if any good There's quite something about the smell of engine oil I must say! " this smells really badly of petrol cause my car is over fuelling | |||
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"If there's too many of us for one on one massage, do we all get oiled up and kind of slip slide around in a big fab baby oil party?" That's exactly what I'm aiming for. | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! " Bend over my lap for a spanking | |||
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"If there's too many of us for one on one massage, do we all get oiled up and kind of slip slide around in a big fab baby oil party?" I'm in. I'll bring my SuperSoaker. | |||
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"If there's too many of us for one on one massage, do we all get oiled up and kind of slip slide around in a big fab baby oil party? That's exactly what I'm aiming for. " This is what I've been waiting for all my life, I'm in! | |||
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"What sort of oil do you need? I've got a few different grades with Teflon, two stroke, penetrating oil and the old favourite Wd40. " From the responses so far, two stroke and penetrating might be what we need! | |||
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"Oh I could definitely go a boob massage too!" Right, while everyone else fights over Ms Petite (and falls over each other, slipping and sliding about) … you come over here for a good seeing to. | |||
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"I’ve got a can of chain oil? Game? " Not even two stroke | |||
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"I’ve got a can of chain oil? Game? Not even two stroke " Decathlon special | |||
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"What sort of oil do you need? I've got a few different grades with Teflon, two stroke, penetrating oil and the old favourite Wd40. From the responses so far, two stroke and penetrating might be what we need!" I was hoping someone would have a giggle at two of them. Best keep the Loctite 242 out of the way | |||
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"I bought some vegetable oil at the weekend, who want to smell like a chippy! " Is it aniseed oil sun flower gives me a rash | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! " I’m in the mood for a full body rub OP. Boobies included. No spanking from me though. But orgasms and doughnuts included | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! I’m in the mood for a full body rub OP. Boobies included. No spanking from me though. But orgasms and doughnuts included " Mmm, doughnuts | |||
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"She already said she likes engine oil so I'm taking her " Yeah, but what engine oil? Go Gulf or go home. | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! I’m in the mood for a full body rub OP. Boobies included. No spanking from me though. But orgasms and doughnuts included " Raspberry Jam in the doughnuts? | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! I’m in the mood for a full body rub OP. Boobies included. No spanking from me though. But orgasms and doughnuts included Raspberry Jam in the doughnuts? " Are there any other type? | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! I’m in the mood for a full body rub OP. Boobies included. No spanking from me though. But orgasms and doughnuts included " Doughnuts before or after the orgasms? Could get very sticky fingers... | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! I’m in the mood for a full body rub OP. Boobies included. No spanking from me though. But orgasms and doughnuts included Doughnuts before or after the orgasms? Could get very sticky fingers..." Sticky fingers are all part of the fun | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! I’m in the mood for a full body rub OP. Boobies included. No spanking from me though. But orgasms and doughnuts included Doughnuts before or after the orgasms? Could get very sticky fingers... Sticky fingers are all part of the fun " Licking them clean is part of the fun too... | |||
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"Ah you're back OP! Hope you're happy and well. The other stuff? Way too sexual. Tut tut." Happy and well yes. Hope you are too. Tut tut? No spank? Well dam! | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! I’m in the mood for a full body rub OP. Boobies included. No spanking from me though. But orgasms and doughnuts included " How could I possibly refuse?? Sainsburys custard donuts though yes? | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! I’m in the mood for a full body rub OP. Boobies included. No spanking from me though. But orgasms and doughnuts included How could I possibly refuse?? Sainsburys custard donuts though yes? " Custard donuts are sooo nice!! | |||
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"Oooh hello. I don’t think we’ve met? " Hello there, we have kinda. I can pm you. | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! I’m in the mood for a full body rub OP. Boobies included. No spanking from me though. But orgasms and doughnuts included How could I possibly refuse?? Sainsburys custard donuts though yes? " If that’s the ones you want gorgeous I’ll be sure to buy them especially | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! I’m in the mood for a full body rub OP. Boobies included. No spanking from me though. But orgasms and doughnuts included How could I possibly refuse?? Sainsburys custard donuts though yes? Custard donuts are sooo nice!! " I'm glad you agree. Best for me. | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! I’m in the mood for a full body rub OP. Boobies included. No spanking from me though. But orgasms and doughnuts included How could I possibly refuse?? Sainsburys custard donuts though yes? If that’s the ones you want gorgeous I’ll be sure to buy them especially " You definitely know how to treat a woman | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! I’m in the mood for a full body rub OP. Boobies included. No spanking from me though. But orgasms and doughnuts included How could I possibly refuse?? Sainsburys custard donuts though yes? If that’s the ones you want gorgeous I’ll be sure to buy them especially You definitely know how to treat a woman " Oil massages and custard donuts all round sounds very promising…. | |||
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"You sound like a smooth operator OP! " Should be smooth as silk with all this oil sloshing about | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! I’m in the mood for a full body rub OP. Boobies included. No spanking from me though. But orgasms and doughnuts included How could I possibly refuse?? Sainsburys custard donuts though yes? If that’s the ones you want gorgeous I’ll be sure to buy them especially You definitely know how to treat a woman " I try my best | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! " OK. I am in London, where do I sign up *Has baby oil at the ready!!! Ohh and I will throw in the spanking for free | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! " So I go to the gym and make myself a disgustingly unhealthy dinner as a reward, come back on fab and you’re here with your boobs and your oil and your, erm, sexxxxxxxxx. I’ve got nothing. Oh, hang on, they make oil out of olives right? I could squeeze my olives onto you. Sort of smear them in. What else is in the cupboard…. Porridge. That’s sort of runny. Let’s go!! | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! " Always happy to get the oils out And of course can even provide the spank. | |||
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"Oh I could definitely go a boob massage too! Right, while everyone else fights over Ms Petite (and falls over each other, slipping and sliding about) … you come over here for a good seeing to. " Oh how can I refuse! | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! " Welcome back re added to hotlist | |||
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"Got some chilli oil, that should raise some temperatures " Mind the more delicate areas for gods sake. You just had to up the ante didn't you! | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! Welcome back re added to hotlist " Ooh tats! Surely they need some oil. | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! Welcome back re added to hotlist Ooh tats! Surely they need some oil." They defo do, I will do you if you do me | |||
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"Almond oil bace as nice a slipy and dose not soak in to quick. Do you like an all over rub down. Can also mix for a deep massarge depending on you needs." I love a deep massage. The ones where they really dig in and do it hard. Elbows in, and really give the knots hell and you're sore for a few days after. Only one place I'll go for that. The woman is tiny but boy is she mean. I love it. | |||
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"Almond oil bace as nice a slipy and dose not soak in to quick. Do you like an all over rub down. Can also mix for a deep massarge depending on you needs. I love a deep massage. The ones where they really dig in and do it hard. Elbows in, and really give the knots hell and you're sore for a few days after. Only one place I'll go for that. The woman is tiny but boy is she mean. I love it. " I have a lady known as the sledge hammer lol she's a size 10 at best and about 5'2" OUCH but it works. | |||
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"We're not 'fora-acquainted' but welcome back OP. " Thank you | |||
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"We're not 'fora-acquainted' but welcome back OP. Thank you" • Elite-Petite? Just checking. As you were. | |||
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"We're not 'fora-acquainted' but welcome back OP. Thank you • Elite-Petite? Just checking. As you were." The finest girl you’re ever gonna meet…. | |||
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"We're not 'fora-acquainted' but welcome back OP. Thank you • Elite-Petite? Just checking. As you were." Not elite. Just a run of the mill mid forties kinda woman. | |||
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"We're not 'fora-acquainted' but welcome back OP. Thank you • Elite-Petite? Just checking. As you were. Not elite. Just a run of the mill mid forties kinda woman. " Far from run of the mill | |||
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"We're not 'fora-acquainted' but welcome back OP. Thank you • Elite-Petite? Just checking. As you were. Not elite. Just a run of the mill mid forties kinda woman. Far from run of the mill " I concur x | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! " Have you ever heard of an event called Liquid love ? | |||
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"We're not 'fora-acquainted' but welcome back OP. Thank you • Elite-Petite? Just checking. As you were. Not elite. Just a run of the mill mid forties kinda woman. Far from run of the mill I concur x" You would know. | |||
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"Got some chilli oil, that should raise some temperatures Mind the more delicate areas for gods sake. You just had to up the ante didn't you! " Whips n paddles are so 90's daahling | |||
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"Yes I'm back, sorry about that Who's got the oil and wants to join in a naked oiled body rub? Boobies rubs very welcomed! And if I've been far too sexual for the lounge, spank me! Have you ever heard of an event called Liquid love ?" No I don't think, feel free to elaborate. | |||
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