FabSwingers.com forum: Marry Me!

By *olly Swallows OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

No not a rallying cry to settle down I’m to much of a hussy for that!

But why do people message and say Marry Me! I mean as flattering as I am sure this is meant to be it just makes me laugh and often evokes a sarcastic response from me!

Do you get these messages? How do you respond? Has anyone ever said yes?

Molly x

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I get these messages a lot , I always give sarcastic responses back or I just delete the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, they’re fucking weird, aren’t they? I tend to delete them rather than go into the whole - ‘tried that, not arsed trying it again’ spiel

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think it's meant to be a huge compliment?

It's just weird

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Yes, they’re fucking weird, aren’t they? I tend to delete them rather than go into the whole - ‘tried that, not arsed trying it again’ spiel

So it’s not a no???

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Funny enough none today.

A guy does want me to fill his ass with hot cum though, does that count?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

If you put his ring on your finger… just saying!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny enough none today.

A guy does want me to fill his ass with hot cum though, does that count?

…and you said…?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I get this sometimes. It usually comes from a 24 year old dude so I take it with a pinch of salt and either ignore/delete or reply with a sarcastic comment. I might accept next time it happens tho just for the shits and giggles

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!

Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

I find it weird. Same as the ones where after 3 messages or so they feel connected to you..

The marry me ones normally I just say thanks but no thanks. And make a note on the profile

Once however I spent 20mins or so finding places,dresses, cakes ,rings etc and sent him my list. He blocked me after saying I was a freak

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

Isnt there a programme that you marry a stranger ?

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I have received messages similar and yes I usually give a sarcastic response or just block depending on my mood at the time.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I find it weird. Same as the ones where after 3 messages or so they feel connected to you..

The marry me ones normally I just say thanks but no thanks. And make a note on the profile

Once however I spent 20mins or so finding places,dresses, cakes ,rings etc and sent him my list. He blocked me after saying I was a freak

That's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its said to causeway smile and provoke a sarcastic response.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Isnt there a programme that you marry a stranger ?"

There is and its always a car crash

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Funny enough none today.

A guy does want me to fill his ass with hot cum though, does that count?

…and you said…?

I said we’d have to be at least engaged.

What sort of girl does he think I am.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I find it weird. Same as the ones where after 3 messages or so they feel connected to you..

The marry me ones normally I just say thanks but no thanks. And make a note on the profile

Once however I spent 20mins or so finding places,dresses, cakes ,rings etc and sent him my list. He blocked me after saying I was a freak

That's hilarious

Make sure you mention a cinderella coach next time with horses dressed as unicorns and footmen - that should do it x

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By *he Dark GentlemanMan
over a year ago

London

"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!

Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!

Marry me Luna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally say about bloody time I was asked and When?

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

"Isnt there a programme that you marry a stranger ?

There is and its always a car crash

We should do fab edition

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Isnt there a programme that you marry a stranger ?

There is and its always a car crash

We should do fab edition"

I would like to be paired with the guy who's the expert on the show please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!

Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!

They probably don't ask in case you do take them up on their offer

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Isnt there a programme that you marry a stranger ?

There is and its always a car crash

We should do fab edition"

Nope nope nope

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By *olly Swallows OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

One guy I politely said thanks but no thanks and I was met with a ‘you should take what you should get!’

Probably had a point but cheeky git!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt there a programme that you marry a stranger ?

There is and its always a car crash

We should do fab edition

Nope nope nope

Im game, do we get a fancy honeymoon

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"One guy I politely said thanks but no thanks and I was met with a ‘you should take what you should get!’

Probably had a point but cheeky git! "

I do take what I can get.

Uninteresting or rude people or a good book?

Sign me up. Book all the way

I don't think people realise that not meeting is also a choice we can make

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

"Isnt there a programme that you marry a stranger ?

There is and its always a car crash

We should do fab edition

Nope nope nope

Im game, do we get a fancy honeymoon

Isnt that included as per T&Cs?

Trip to Fab Island

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I've yet to garner a marriage proposal.

Had a few guys say they wanted me as their gf though. Honestly? They've barely chatted to me! Do they realise I'm a real person with family and baggage and a life? Strange. And a little desperate, really.

I always say I'm not looking for a ltr.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Marrying and Breeding are the two that come to mind. What a weird way to say hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had any either. Though I do walk down the aisle on a regular basis....

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I never offer marriage until I've sampled their skills in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should maybe ask them what their spouse would think of it next time....

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"No not a rallying cry to settle down I’m to much of a hussy for that!

But why do people message and say Marry Me! I mean as flattering as I am sure this is meant to be it just makes me laugh and often evokes a sarcastic response from me!

Do you get these messages? How do you respond? Has anyone ever said yes?

Molly x"

I ask them how rich they are /assets / investments

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"I find it weird. Same as the ones where after 3 messages or so they feel connected to you..

The marry me ones normally I just say thanks but no thanks. And make a note on the profile

Once however I spent 20mins or so finding places,dresses, cakes ,rings etc and sent him my list. He blocked me after saying I was a freak

That's hilarious

Make sure you mention a cinderella coach next time with horses dressed as unicorns and footmen - that should do it x"
thats not far off what I did ask for ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isnt there a programme that you marry a stranger ?

There is and its always a car crash

We should do fab edition

Nope nope nope

Yup yup yup

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I never offer marriage until I've sampled their skills in the kitchen

Mine are fairly good. I'm also an enthusiastic lay.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!

Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!

Marry me Luna

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you say yes they run away

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By *olly Swallows OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!

Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!

Marry me Luna

Yes!

I feel responsible for this. Like Cilla Black…. Shall I buy a hat?

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By *he Dark GentlemanMan
over a year ago

London

"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!

Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!

Marry me Luna

Yes!

I thought you'd say that so I took the liberty of buying a ring wedding dress etc and got the last booking slot for today which is at 1700.

I'll meet you at the altar xxz

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By *olly Swallows OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"If you say yes they run away

You mean they ejaculate and log off

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!

Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!

Marry me Luna

Yes!

I feel responsible for this. Like Cilla Black…. Shall I buy a hat? "

Buy two - daytime and evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you say yes they run away

You mean they ejaculate and log off "

Oh is that it?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!

Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!

Marry me Luna

Yes!

I thought you'd say that so I took the liberty of buying a ring wedding dress etc and got the last booking slot for today which is at 1700.

I'll meet you at the altar xxz"

Oh I do like a pro active man!

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By *he Dark GentlemanMan
over a year ago

London

"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!

Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!

Marry me Luna

Yes!

I thought you'd say that so I took the liberty of buying a ring wedding dress etc and got the last booking slot for today which is at 1700.

I'll meet you at the altar xxz

Oh I do like a pro active man!

Not sure you've got time to type a response as the limousine is pulling up at your house now.

The cake is ready and in place already. I took a bit of the back as I was a bit peckish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you say yes they run away

You mean they ejaculate and log off

Oh is that it? "

Probably got a prior engagement...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!

Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!

Marry me Luna

Yes!

I thought you'd say that so I took the liberty of buying a ring wedding dress etc and got the last booking slot for today which is at 1700.

I'll meet you at the altar xxz

Oh I do like a pro active man!

Not sure you've got time to type a response as the limousine is pulling up at your house now.

The cake is ready and in place already. I took a bit of the back as I was a bit peckish x"

No helicopter? Damn it. Just a little off the back my love, we have to feed the 5000 guests I’ve invited.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

? Weddings always seem so very sad

But when they're not your own

It's not so bad ?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I never offer marriage until I've sampled their skills in the kitchen

Mine are fairly good. I'm also an enthusiastic lay.

Haha you can't go wrong with baked delights

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By *he Dark GentlemanMan
over a year ago

London

"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!

Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!

Marry me Luna

Yes!

I thought you'd say that so I took the liberty of buying a ring wedding dress etc and got the last booking slot for today which is at 1700.

I'll meet you at the altar xxz

Oh I do like a pro active man!

Not sure you've got time to type a response as the limousine is pulling up at your house now.

The cake is ready and in place already. I took a bit of the back as I was a bit peckish x

No helicopter? Damn it. Just a little off the back my love, we have to feed the 5000 guests I’ve invited."

In the bible it says Jesus fed the 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fishes.....we'll be fine.

Ps. Don't get in the limo, I've just sent my pilot over to you in a helicopter. Just be careful of the wind from the rotary blades messing up your freshly done wedding hair do x

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Oh I do like a pro active man!

A lot more men are 'pro' active than their wives will ever know.

Although, doubtless. a lot of wives know and choose to leave things that way!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *olly Swallows OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been asked

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No, maybe I'm not marriage material? That's so sad, always thought men wanking would want to marry me.

But lots of men ask if they can breed me so I'm clearly giving off strong Baby Momma energy.

Can't complain about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a few. My other half thinks it’s really funny and says they have no idea what they’d be letting themselves in for.

I think he’s secretly hoping I’ll take someone up on their offer!

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By *he Dark GentlemanMan
over a year ago

London

"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!

Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!

Marry me Luna

Yes!

I thought you'd say that so I took the liberty of buying a ring wedding dress etc and got the last booking slot for today which is at 1700.

I'll meet you at the altar xxz

Oh I do like a pro active man!

Not sure you've got time to type a response as the limousine is pulling up at your house now.

The cake is ready and in place already. I took a bit of the back as I was a bit peckish x

No helicopter? Damn it. Just a little off the back my love, we have to feed the 5000 guests I’ve invited.

In the bible it says Jesus fed the 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fishes.....we'll be fine.

Ps. Don't get in the limo, I've just sent my pilot over to you in a helicopter. Just be careful of the wind from the rotary blades messing up your freshly done wedding hair do x"

Dearly beloved, it is now 1700, I am standing at the altar alone as Luna is nowhere to be seen.

However I will be strong and not let this break me. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, maybe I'm not marriage material? That's so sad, always thought men wanking would want to marry me.

But lots of men ask if they can breed me so I'm clearly giving off strong Baby Momma energy.

Can't complain about that."

Meli I would rather put a collar on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw up in my mouth then delete. I think it's supposed to be a compliment:/

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I never offer marriage until I've sampled their skills in the kitchen

Mine are fairly good. I'm also an enthusiastic lay.

Haha you can't go wrong with baked delights

You haven't lived until you've sampled my goodies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No not a rallying cry to settle down I’m to much of a hussy for that!

But why do people message and say Marry Me! I mean as flattering as I am sure this is meant to be it just makes me laugh and often evokes a sarcastic response from me!

Do you get these messages? How do you respond? Has anyone ever said yes?

Molly x"

Its because your hot wife material.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"No, maybe I'm not marriage material? That's so sad, always thought men wanking would want to marry me.

But lots of men ask if they can breed me so I'm clearly giving off strong Baby Momma energy.

Can't complain about that."

I get asked if I can be bred as well!

They're in for a big disappointment if they're expecting me to produce their heir!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"No, maybe I'm not marriage material? That's so sad, always thought men wanking would want to marry me.

But lots of men ask if they can breed me so I'm clearly giving off strong Baby Momma energy.

Can't complain about that.

Meli I would rather put a collar on you

Ha, no man has managed it before, so best of luck.

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By *olly Swallows OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"No not a rallying cry to settle down I’m to much of a hussy for that!

But why do people message and say Marry Me! I mean as flattering as I am sure this is meant to be it just makes me laugh and often evokes a sarcastic response from me!

Do you get these messages? How do you respond? Has anyone ever said yes?

Molly x

Its because your hot wife material.

Very sweet of you

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I’m simply amazed that this happens. I thought it was just a joke.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I like to laugh hard when I get these messages. Me and marriages don’t really mix well

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I always tell them I'm not looking for a husband.

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By *olly Swallows OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"I always tell them I'm not looking for a husband."

Wife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to laugh hard when I get these messages. Me and marriages don’t really mix well

Hence the extensive patio area...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I like to laugh hard when I get these messages. Me and marriages don’t really mix well

Hence the extensive patio area...

Oops

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Yes alot I just send back lol x

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i recieve so many of these i just delete straight away,, its for the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to laugh hard when I get these messages. Me and marriages don’t really mix well

Hence the extensive patio area...

Oops

My proposal comes on the condition we live in a house with no garden...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I like to laugh hard when I get these messages. Me and marriages don’t really mix well

Hence the extensive patio area...

Oops

My proposal comes on the condition we live in a house with no garden...

Christ on a bike…. Not another one

I don’t want a ring on it thanks gorgeous

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Hang on a cotton picking minute, i don’t get marriage proposals!

Mmmm maybe it’s because they’re worried I’ll take them up on the offer?!

Marry me Luna

Yes!

I thought you'd say that so I took the liberty of buying a ring wedding dress etc and got the last booking slot for today which is at 1700.

I'll meet you at the altar xxz

Oh I do like a pro active man!

Not sure you've got time to type a response as the limousine is pulling up at your house now.

The cake is ready and in place already. I took a bit of the back as I was a bit peckish x

No helicopter? Damn it. Just a little off the back my love, we have to feed the 5000 guests I’ve invited.

In the bible it says Jesus fed the 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fishes.....we'll be fine.

Ps. Don't get in the limo, I've just sent my pilot over to you in a helicopter. Just be careful of the wind from the rotary blades messing up your freshly done wedding hair do x

Dearly beloved, it is now 1700, I am standing at the altar alone as Luna is nowhere to be seen.

However I will be strong and not let this break me. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers

Sorry my love, I got stuck in the self service checkout at Tesco when I was trying to buy condoms for you and lube (don’t say I don’t know how to treat a guy). Course item not recognised came up on the till and that was it. A crowd gathered around me, tutting at me. Oh the shame!

Let’s arrange to meet at the top of the Eiffel Tower in 15 years time. I’ll be wearing a white dress. You can wear a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twilight zone

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over a year ago