FabSwingers.com forum: Naughty Things to do in a Shopping Centre

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A very sexy man from the forums (who will remain nameless unless he chooses to name himself, I can do discreet!) and I are going to the Trafford Centre in 2 weeks and are going to do as many naughty things as possible.

So far on the list we have:

Blowjob in the Selfridges Changing Rooms

Leaving a pair of clean knickers in Costa and seeing who picks them up and what they do with them!

Our list for back at the hotel is extensive as is our shopping list (donuts, champagne, chocolate etc)

So we thought we'd see what naughty things you lot could come up with! Any ideas??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very sexy man from the forums (who will remain nameless unless he chooses to name himself, I can do discreet!) and I are going to the Trafford Centre in 2 weeks and are going to do as many naughty things as possible.

So far on the list we have:

Blowjob in the Selfridges Changing Rooms

Leaving a pair of clean knickers in Costa and seeing who picks them up and what they do with them!

Our list for back at the hotel is extensive as is our shopping list (donuts, champagne, chocolate etc)

So we thought we'd see what naughty things you lot could come up with! Any ideas??

Letting me watch ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoplifting!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Flashing on the escalators

Get a remote control egg and five him the control

Buy a hotdog and dip it in your own special sauce before he eats it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quick Blowjob in a glass elevator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there an Ann summers?

Could ask to test drive some toys!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love how he's keeping quiet but reading the thread!

I love the dipping the hot dog in special sauce one!

I should say that things to do must not result in either of us getting in trouble with the police!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there an Ann summers?

Could ask to test drive some toys!

Yes there is an Ann Summers!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I have a top that needs to go back to Selfridges if you can help??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a top that needs to go back to Selfridges if you can help??

Haha I might be a bit preoccupied for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far on the list we have:

Blowjob in the Selfridges Changing Rooms

Leaving a pair of clean knickers in Costa and seeing who picks them up and what they do with them!

Our list for back at the hotel is extensive as is our shopping list (donuts, champagne, chocolate etc)

So we thought we'd see what naughty things you lot could come up with! Any ideas??

Pure filth

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Run up the down escalator.....that was always naughty when I was a teenager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a top that needs to go back to Selfridges if you can help??

Haha I might be a bit preoccupied for that! "

Not sure they'd take it back stained either Jez !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So far on the list we have:

Blowjob in the Selfridges Changing Rooms

Leaving a pair of clean knickers in Costa and seeing who picks them up and what they do with them!

Our list for back at the hotel is extensive as is our shopping list (donuts, champagne, chocolate etc)

So we thought we'd see what naughty things you lot could come up with! Any ideas??

Pure filth

Hahaha Yeah well it has been suggested before that I'm pure filth haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When button up tracking bottoms were in fashion me and 4 mates decided to do a streak down market st in Manc and into the centre.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The love eggs are definitely on the list now. Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting in the lifts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Farting in the lifts

I don't think that'll be on the list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sex in the Trafford centre disabled toilets. But got disturbed in the final strokes by a real disabled person knocking on the door, we both slunk out to some disapproving looks. See if you can get to the cumming stage without being disturbed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had sex in the Trafford centre disabled toilets. But got disturbed in the final strokes by a real disabled person knocking on the door, we both slunk out to some disapproving looks. See if you can get to the cumming stage without being disturbed."

Hahaha I'm game for trying that one!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I have a top that needs to go back to Selfridges if you can help??

Haha I might be a bit preoccupied for that!

Not sure they'd take it back stained either Jez !!

Monica Lewinsky told me it would be ok...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"When button up tracking bottoms were in fashion me and 4 mates decided to do a streak down market st in Manc and into the centre. "

Did anyone notice?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Mimi skirt and escalators is always a giggle .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mimi skirt and escalators is always a giggle ."

He's already convinced me to go commando so I'll be commando but with leggings on (with love eggs in!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When button up tracking bottoms were in fashion me and 4 mates decided to do a streak down market st in Manc and into the centre.

Did anyone notice?

Oh just a bit, security were chasing us for about an hour. Try putting pants back on while running lol not easy.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Steal a Bic biro from W.H.Smith's

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

In the costa you have to have a coffee with cream and eat the cream off the top using a finger and suggestively licking it off the finger, and by accident drip some onto cleavage which male partner can proceed to wipe off with finger - all while making eye contact with the guys who will be keeping an eye on you.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Mimi skirt and escalators is always a giggle .

He's already convinced me to go commando so I'll be commando but with leggings on (with love eggs in!) "

Hope he's told you a visable camel toe is compulsory ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if they have one of those passport photo booth things. Get up to naughty stuff in there while it takes the pictures. Careful not to get your faces in them though. & then leave the pictures in the tray.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying a coffee is naughty the price is crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk straight through and spend nothing!

That'll learn 'em!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Stand in the middle of a zebra crossing and hold all the traffic up by seductively sucking each of his fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A boob shot in a Pulled up Man Utd shirt is surely compulsory!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See if they have one of those passport photo booth things. Get up to naughty stuff in there while it takes the pictures. Careful not to get your faces in them though. & then leave the pictures in the tray.

Oh I love the idea of that but taking the pics with and putting them on here afterwards!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the costa you have to have a coffee with cream and eat the cream off the top using a finger and suggestively licking it off the finger, and by accident drip some onto cleavage which male partner can proceed to wipe off with finger - all while making eye contact with the guys who will be keeping an eye on you.

Oh I like that - on the list! I need to start writing these down - or the mystery man can!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A boob shot in a Pulled up Man Utd shirt is surely compulsory!

Oh really - is it now! Haha I don't own a Man Utd shirt but if my mystery meet does then I'll oblige!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love the idea of that but taking the pics with and putting them on here afterwards!"

Oh. Evan better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh I love the idea of that but taking the pics with and putting them on here afterwards!

Oh. Evan better. "

With the love eggs in, its going to be a lot of fun!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Oh I love the idea of that but taking the pics with and putting them on here afterwards!

Oh. Evan better.

With the love eggs in, its going to be a lot of fun!"

let me know how that one works out...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think she'd like to leave them in!

Leave a trail of un-used condoms by dropping them discreetly. Leave the last one by your feet in Costa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a blow job in the Trafford centre. Had to pay for it though!

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Both sit in The coffee shop looking at Prints of photos of a recent nude naughties session in a way that nearby young adult lads can see...being careful who else can look over you shoulder so as not to cause offence with children etc.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Take an iPad or tablet and look at this thread in costa and make sure people can see you doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so there isnt going to be anybody under 18 that may see these antics..

is it over 18 day or something

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"so there isnt going to be anybody under 18 that may see these antics..

is it over 18 day or something"

Just what I was thinking.....have to be sooooo careful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so there isnt going to be anybody under 18 that may see these antics..

is it over 18 day or something"

No one will see the love eggs, the toilet will be locked if we fuck, the changing rooms will be quietly done as will the photo booth. It'll be done discreetly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the knickers?.. what if they are picked up by a child..

i just couldnt find something arousing when i was around minors..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm we have remote control xx vibrator he controls it ee go out shopping an pub very good fun mmm xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"the knickers?.. what if they are picked up by a child..

i just couldnt find something arousing when i was around minors.. "

the clean knickers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the knickers?.. what if they are picked up by a child..

i just couldnt find something arousing when i was around minors.. "

They are going to be clean ones. They could have easily have fallen out of an m&s bag.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"so there isnt going to be anybody under 18 that may see these antics..

is it over 18 day or something"

Fook of, I'm nearly 19 and I antagonise security guards for a living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once were going out an I needed batteries for my vibrstor for some fun in the car later so we pulled in to the service station an he dared me to say the batteries was for my vibrator you should of seen there faces when I was asking for battrries, but I acted like I didnt know what size an then they asked what they for camera I said no vibrator I thought it was a laugh xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having 'misbehaved' in public before myself - as a sensible adult (which I'm sure the OP and her friend are too!) I was always careful not to just avoid the potential to upset those with children but also the general public as a whole!

It's god harmless fun, goes on every day and so long as you don't try it in a Dubai shopping mall - a run in with the law should be easy to avoid!

Have fun and enjoy yourselves!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At the end of the day neither myself nor my friend are going to do anything to jeopardise our jobs. It's a bit of fun as was this thread to see if people had any fun ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the knickers?.. what if they are picked up by a child..

i just couldnt find something arousing when i was around minors..

the clean knickers?"

yh the ones they are going to leave lying around to get a sexual arousual out of watching the reaction of the person who finds them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having 'misbehaved' in public before myself - as a sensible adult (which I'm sure the OP and her friend are too!) I was always careful not to just avoid the potential to upset those with children but also the general public as a whole!

It's god harmless fun, goes on every day and so long as you don't try it in a Dubai shopping mall - a run in with the law should be easy to avoid!

Have fun and enjoy yourselves!!!

i thought the idea of public sex was the RISK of being caught.. therefore there is a very good chance of being caught.. so if u go somewhere where there are families then the risk is of the families catchign u..

not a nice thought.. very far from arousal to me..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"the knickers?.. what if they are picked up by a child..

i just couldnt find something arousing when i was around minors..

the clean knickers?

yh the ones they are going to leave lying around to get a sexual arousual out of watching the reaction of the person who finds them.. "

the ones where the person who finds them has no idea who left them there or what the OP and her friend left them for?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It's god harmless fun, goes on every day and so long as you don't try it in a Dubai shopping mall - a run in with the law should be easy to avoid!

Have fun and enjoy yourselves!!!

not a nice thought.. very far from arousal to me.. "

dont do it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far on the list we have:

Blowjob in the Selfridges Changing Rooms

Leaving a pair of clean knickers in Costa and seeing who picks them up and what they do with them!

Our list for back at the hotel is extensive as is our shopping list (donuts, champagne, chocolate etc)

So we thought we'd see what naughty things you lot could come up with! Any ideas??

Remember I'm coming down on the 7th...if you're not at the station I'll know you're banged up for being banged in public!

Not visiting you either....I'll be to busy at Cupids

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So far on the list we have:

Blowjob in the Selfridges Changing Rooms

Leaving a pair of clean knickers in Costa and seeing who picks them up and what they do with them!

Our list for back at the hotel is extensive as is our shopping list (donuts, champagne, chocolate etc)

So we thought we'd see what naughty things you lot could come up with! Any ideas??

Remember I'm coming down on the 7th...if you're not at the station I'll know you're banged up for being banged in public!

Not visiting you either....I'll be to busy at Cupids

I've written you in my diary in big letters lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the knickers?.. what if they are picked up by a child..

i just couldnt find something arousing when i was around minors.. "

Wondering if you have got lost. You do realise this is a sex site and not spoil sports are us

Get a life

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i didnt see any mention of full blow sex in public...just a bj in the changing rooms

if i could get more than just me in the changing rooms i'd give it a go lol

if somethin isnt for you surely its best to just pass on through, why do you have to be so judgmental about it?

i dont like playing with cross dressers but i dont go about commenting on threads about them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So miss ruby. Why will you be wearing leggings? Where is the fun in that. Lol

I love the photo booth ideas. Lol but would need to stop close by. To be honest public fun is amazing.

It's great to fool around without people noticing. Although better when you get a smile from someone that knows.

I've had lots of fun in shopping centres or shops. Although have had a few old ladies tut.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Walk into a store & peruse all products on display.

Ask for something they haven't got

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By *tra vidaCouple
over a year ago

Kettering

Our very first meet was when we met a guy shopping and he helped Mrs Otra in the changing rooms with slutty dresses we had chosen for her. Great fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short skirt and stockings with a coat to give a little privacy and comfort for the lady.

Camera or phone to film or take photos on for the gent.

You could flash discretely in shops.

Let a gentleman catch a glimpse of stocking top or more if you dare and catch their reaction filming it.

Try some of the above in the car park or tram/train.

Keep it fun and flirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So miss ruby. Why will you be wearing leggings? Where is the fun in that. Lol

I love the photo booth ideas. Lol but would need to stop close by. To be honest public fun is amazing.

It's great to fool around without people noticing. Although better when you get a smile from someone that knows.

I've had lots of fun in shopping centres or shops. Although have had a few old ladies tut. "

I promise not to tut again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Short skirt and stockings with a coat to give a little privacy and comfort for the lady.

Camera or phone to film or take photos on for the gent.

You could flash discretely in shops.

Let a gentleman catch a glimpse of stocking top or more if you dare and catch their reaction filming it.

Try some of the above in the car park or tram/train.

Keep it fun and flirty

See now that's fun fun fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if this was mentioned as being done in a pub or club.. fair cos only adults frewuent those places..

but around children *shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i didnt see any mention of full blow sex in public...just a bj in the changing rooms

if i could get more than just me in the changing rooms i'd give it a go lol

if somethin isnt for you surely its best to just pass on through, why do you have to be so judgmental about it?

i dont like playing with cross dressers but i dont go about commenting on threads about them"

just protective over children, guess i speak out for those who cant do it for themselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the knickers?.. what if they are picked up by a child..

i just couldnt find something arousing when i was around minors..

Wondering if you have got lost. You do realise this is a sex site and not spoil sports are us

Get a life"

yes its a sex site FOR ADULTS!.. keep adult persuits amongst adults and not a risk of expose to children.. simple huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's god harmless fun, goes on every day and so long as you don't try it in a Dubai shopping mall - a run in with the law should be easy to avoid!

Have fun and enjoy yourselves!!!

not a nice thought.. very far from arousal to me..

dont do it then"

i wouldnt dream of it thanks.. i keep adult pursuits exactly that.. adult!

i recall a thread not long ago going on about people who had meets in their house with children asleep upstairs..

most of the people said it was so so wrong, mainly just knwoing a child was there.. some mentioned the risks even if the doors were locked.. seems people have changed their tune now!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i didnt see any mention of full blow sex in public...just a bj in the changing rooms

if i could get more than just me in the changing rooms i'd give it a go lol

if somethin isnt for you surely its best to just pass on through, why do you have to be so judgmental about it?

i dont like playing with cross dressers but i dont go about commenting on threads about them

just protective over children, guess i speak out for those who cant do it for themselves!"

i'm pretty sure the OP and her friend have brains in their heads and will alter their behaviour if they get there and realise the place is swarming with kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i didnt see any mention of full blow sex in public...just a bj in the changing rooms

if i could get more than just me in the changing rooms i'd give it a go lol

if somethin isnt for you surely its best to just pass on through, why do you have to be so judgmental about it?

i dont like playing with cross dressers but i dont go about commenting on threads about them

just protective over children, guess i speak out for those who cant do it for themselves!

i'm pretty sure the OP and her friend have brains in their heads and will alter their behaviour if they get there and realise the place is swarming with kids

as i said public sex is risky.. thats the attraction.. why risk it round children.. thats disgusting..

keep it to adult places!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

arrange meet and then dont show up

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i didnt see any mention of full blow sex in public...just a bj in the changing rooms

if i could get more than just me in the changing rooms i'd give it a go lol

if somethin isnt for you surely its best to just pass on through, why do you have to be so judgmental about it?

i dont like playing with cross dressers but i dont go about commenting on threads about them

just protective over children, guess i speak out for those who cant do it for themselves!

i'm pretty sure the OP and her friend have brains in their heads and will alter their behaviour if they get there and realise the place is swarming with kids

as i said public sex is risky.. thats the attraction.. why risk it round children.. thats disgusting..

keep it to adult places!"

i'm sensing you dont like it....am i right???

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Mimi skirt and escalators is always a giggle .

He's already convinced me to go commando so I'll be commando but with leggings on (with love eggs in!) "

Is commando with leggings actually commando? ...... there's more to a legging than a knicker.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mimi skirt and escalators is always a giggle .

He's already convinced me to go commando so I'll be commando but with leggings on (with love eggs in!)

Is commando with leggings actually commando? ...... there's more to a legging than a knicker....."

people may find this thread of interest

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/137011

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As the OP I feel I should make a point. At no point did I say I was going to be having sex in public. I actually put in my initial post that it needs to be things that aren't going to risk myself or my friend getting arrested. I am not stupid and nor is my friend, we are not going to put children at any risk of seeing anything adult.

This was supposed to be a fun thread but has become a slanging match between the ones who have taken it as fun which isn't going to offend and those who haven't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whoops i didnt mean to quote on that last post XD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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"the knickers?.. what if they are picked up by a child..

i just couldnt find something arousing when i was around minors..

Wondering if you have got lost. You do realise this is a sex site and not spoil sports ayre us

Get a life

yes its a sex site FOR ADULTS!.. keep adult persuits amongst adults and not a risk of expose to children.. simple huh"

Its harmless fun. Not a full on sex show. I've had loads of out door and shopping centre fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the OP I feel I should make a point. At no point did I say I was going to be having sex in public. I actually put in my initial post that it needs to be things that aren't going to risk myself or my friend getting arrested. I am not stupid and nor is my friend, we are not going to put children at any risk of seeing anything adult.

This was supposed to be a fun thread but has become a slanging match between the ones who have taken it as fun which isn't going to offend and those who haven't. "

a BJ in changign rooms is sexual.. leaving knickers around costa coffee for the purpose of trying to give someone a sexual kick..

then the suggestions made of sex in a glass elevator etc.. omg

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over a year ago

".the knickers?.. what if they are picked up by a child..

i just couldnt find something arousing when i was around minors..

Wondering if you have got lost. You do realise this is a sex site and not spoil sports ayre us

Get a life

yes its a sex site FOR ADULTS!.. keep adult persuits amongst adults and not a risk of expose to children.. simple huh

Its harmless fun. Not a full on sex show. I've had loads of out door and shopping centre fun. "

then read this

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/137011

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

then the suggestions made of sex in a glass elevator etc.. omg"

Brenda I can assure you I will not be having sex in a glass lift.

The knickers was a laugh and quite honestly I bet its been done accidently before

The BJ in the changing rooms will not be in front of children.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".the knickers?.. what if they are picked up by a child..

i just couldnt find something arousing when i was around minors..

Wondering if you have got lost. You do realise this is a sex site and not spoil sports ayre us

Get a life

yes its a sex site FOR ADULTS!.. keep adult persuits amongst adults and not a risk of expose to children.. simple huh

Its harmless fun. Not a full on sex show. I've had loads of out door and shopping centre fun. "

I save the full on sex show for xotix or cupids!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

i'm just glad im perfect

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i'm just glad im perfect "

so am i granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a shop the sells alarm clocks

Set all the alarms to go off in 5 minutes

Exit shop

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Had a shag in the River Island changing rooms

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

We'll meet you in Costa, will bring you a United shirt, make sure you leave an expensive pair of knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We'll meet you in Costa, will bring you a United shirt, make sure you leave an expensive pair of knickers

Haha my friend has a utd shirt. He's adamant that I'm wearing it for some pics. I said that's fine so long as his head is in between my tits at the same time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farting in the lifts

That's just wrong... On so many levels.....

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Rubes, the glass lifts, you can flash your bum and gotta do the escalators outside Selfridges.

Try on underwear in La Senza too! Take pics! Come out of the changing rooms and flash naked!

Oh I'd so love to be there! Should I blag 'C' to do it with me?

Have fun the pair of you

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over a year ago

"Rubes, the glass lifts, you can flash your bum and gotta do the escalators outside Selfridges.

Try on underwear in La Senza too! Take pics! Come out of the changing rooms and flash naked!

Oh I'd so love to be there! Should I blag 'C' to do it with me?

Have fun the pair of you

You can get stuffed my darling pussy!! There is no flashing to be done!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well what ever you both decide to do have fun and enjoy,

I wish I was as daring as both of you hubby would have a field day but I'd freak out that we'd get caught , yes I know that's half the fun lol I look back on my teenage years and wonder why I changed so much haha

Pre hubby if I behaved like that now he'd be we'll impressed lol

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over a year ago

"Well what ever you both decide to do have fun and enjoy,

Pre hubby if I behaved like that now he'd be we'll impressed lol "

It's going to take a glass of wine for me but I'm really looking forward to it!! To the single men who keep messaging me - no you can't watch!!

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over a year ago

"Well what ever you both decide to do have fun and enjoy,

Pre hubby if I behaved like that now he'd be we'll impressed lol

It's going to take a glass of wine for me but I'm really looking forward to it!! To the single men who keep messaging me - no you can't watch!!"

If only the Trafford Centre wasn't so far away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha glass I'd be thinking more bottle of archers lol

Is it just single men banned from watching , what about couples

Second thoughts best not he's got enough of his only funny ideas , so glad he doesn't read the forums lol

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"We'll meet you in Costa, will bring you a United shirt, make sure you leave an expensive pair of knickers

Haha my friend has a utd shirt. He's adamant that I'm wearing it for some pics. I said that's fine so long as his head is in between my tits at the same time!!"

He is clearly a man of taste

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over a year ago

"Rubes, the glass lifts, you can flash your bum and gotta do the escalators outside Selfridges.

Try on underwear in La Senza too! Take pics! Come out of the changing rooms and flash naked!

Oh I'd so love to be there! Should I blag 'C' to do it with me?

Have fun the pair of you

You can get stuffed my darling pussy!! There is no flashing to be done!!

You best hope your dominant doesn't request it then. Lol most of my flashing stuff was from tasks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is clearly a man of taste

With a man utd shirt???.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He is clearly a man of taste

With a man utd shirt???.

My boobs will be in it. It'll be the only time I wear a Utd shirt haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is clearly a man of taste

With a man utd shirt???.

Definitely good taste!!!

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over a year ago

He is clearly a man of taste

With a man utd shirt???.

Definitely good taste!!!

Hmmm I think any man who... No better not go there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm, we sooooo need to do this!

YOLO and all that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmm, we sooooo need to do this!

YOLO and all that!

I can't wait!! So looking forward to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't be able to wait either! Jammy bugger

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over a year ago

He is clearly a man of taste

With a man utd shirt???.

Definitely good taste!!!

I banned my son from having anything man utd in this house. But only because he was only supporting them because his mates did. He supports derby and Chelsea now instead

I'll let you off the man u shirt only because of the company you will be keeping lol. And guess you can't be perfect.

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over a year ago

He is clearly a man of taste

With a man utd shirt???.

Definitely good taste!!!

I banned my son from having anything man utd in this house. But only because he was only supporting them because his mates did. He supports derby and Chelsea now instead

I'll let you off the man u shirt only because of the company you will be keeping lol. And guess you can't be perfect."

I'm like Mary Poppins lol!!

It'll make for a fun picture!!!

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over a year ago

He is clearly a man of taste

With a man utd shirt???.

Definitely good taste!!!

I banned my son from having anything man utd in this house. But only because he was only supporting them because his mates did. He supports derby and Chelsea now instead

I'll let you off the man u shirt only because of the company you will be keeping lol. And guess you can't be perfect.

I'm like Mary Poppins lol!!

It'll make for a fun picture!!!"

Do you come with a brolly?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

He is clearly a man of taste

With a man utd shirt???.

Definitely good taste!!!

I banned my son from having anything man utd in this house. But only because he was only supporting them because his mates did. He supports derby and Chelsea now instead

I'll let you off the man u shirt only because of the company you will be keeping lol. And guess you can't be perfect.

I'm like Mary Poppins lol!!

It'll make for a fun picture!!!

Do you come with a brolly?

and a spoon full of sugar?

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over a year ago

He is clearly a man of taste

With a man utd shirt???.

Definitely good taste!!!

I banned my son from having anything man utd in this house. But only because he was only supporting them because his mates did. He supports derby and Chelsea now instead

I'll let you off the man u shirt only because of the company you will be keeping lol. And guess you can't be perfect.

I'm like Mary Poppins lol!!

It'll make for a fun picture!!!

Do you come with a brolly?

No but I think I'll be cumming with a wand, eggs and a pink bazooka!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is clearly a man of taste

With a man utd shirt???.

Definitely good taste!!!

I banned my son from having anything man utd in this house. But only because he was only supporting them because his mates did. He supports derby and Chelsea now instead

I'll let you off the man u shirt only because of the company you will be keeping lol. And guess you can't be perfect.

I'm like Mary Poppins lol!!

It'll make for a fun picture!!!

Do you come with a brolly?

No but I think I'll be cumming with a wand, eggs and a pink bazooka!! "

All three at once?

God help whoever's next door!!

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over a year ago

He is clearly a man of taste

With a man utd shirt???.

Definitely good taste!!!

I banned my son from having anything man utd in this house. But only because he was only supporting them because his mates did. He supports derby and Chelsea now instead

I'll let you off the man u shirt only because of the company you will be keeping lol. And guess you can't be perfect.

I'm like Mary Poppins lol!!

It'll make for a fun picture!!!

Do you come with a brolly?

No but I think I'll be cumming with a wand, eggs and a pink bazooka!!

All three at once?

God help whoever's next door!!

Haha yeah well it's going to be a late night for them as well!! But my meet has promised me coffee as a wake up call!! Nice man that he is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is clearly a man of taste

With a man utd shirt???.

Definitely good taste!!!

I banned my son from having anything man utd in this house. But only because he was only supporting them because his mates did. He supports derby and Chelsea now instead

I'll let you off the man u shirt only because of the company you will be keeping lol. And guess you can't be perfect.

I'm like Mary Poppins lol!!

It'll make for a fun picture!!!

Do you come with a brolly?

No but I think I'll be cumming with a wand, eggs and a pink bazooka!!

All three at once?

God help whoever's next door!!

Haha yeah well it's going to be a late night for them as well!! But my meet has promised me coffee as a wake up call!! Nice man that he is. "

No biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He is clearly a man of taste

With a man utd shirt???.

Definitely good taste!!!

I banned my son from having anything man utd in this house. But only because he was only supporting them because his mates did. He supports derby and Chelsea now instead

I'll let you off the man u shirt only because of the company you will be keeping lol. And guess you can't be perfect.

I'm like Mary Poppins lol!!

It'll make for a fun picture!!!

Do you come with a brolly?

No but I think I'll be cumming with a wand, eggs and a pink bazooka!!

All three at once?

God help whoever's next door!!

Haha yeah well it's going to be a late night for them as well!! But my meet has promised me coffee as a wake up call!! Nice man that he is.

No biscuits?

I think he'll have eaten plenty the night before lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

He is clearly a man of taste

With a man utd shirt???.

Definitely good taste!!!

I banned my son from having anything man utd in this house. But only because he was only supporting them because his mates did. He supports derby and Chelsea now instead

I'll let you off the man u shirt only because of the company you will be keeping lol. And guess you can't be perfect.

I'm like Mary Poppins lol!!

It'll make for a fun picture!!!

Do you come with a brolly?

No but I think I'll be cumming with a wand, eggs and a pink bazooka!! "

What's a pink bazooka????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is clearly a man of taste

With a man utd shirt???.

Definitely good taste!!!

I banned my son from having anything man utd in this house. But only because he was only supporting them because his mates did. He supports derby and Chelsea now instead

I'll let you off the man u shirt only because of the company you will be keeping lol. And guess you can't be perfect.

I'm like Mary Poppins lol!!

It'll make for a fun picture!!!

Do you come with a brolly?

No but I think I'll be cumming with a wand, eggs and a pink bazooka!!

What's a pink bazooka????"

I think it's local terminology for a spam javelin!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"A boob shot in a Pulled up Man Utd shirt is surely compulsory!

Oh really - is it now! Haha I don't own a Man Utd shirt but if my mystery meet does then I'll oblige! "

I am not the mystery man but i own about 30 man utd shirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A boob shot in a Pulled up Man Utd shirt is surely compulsory!

Oh really - is it now! Haha I don't own a Man Utd shirt but if my mystery meet does then I'll oblige!

I am not the mystery man but i own about 30 man utd shirts

You're gonna need a lot of boobs then!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

So who is this mystery man? He is going to need some stamina

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Go in and use the toilet without giving any of their shops your custom.

- Amy. x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Go in and use the toilet without giving any of their shops your custom.

- Amy. x"

Done that often in harlequin centre

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Go in and use the toilet without giving any of their shops your custom.

- Amy. x

Done that often in harlequin centre

Same here, and the Marlowes. - We're so going to Hell! Lol. x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Go in and use the toilet without giving any of their shops your custom.

- Amy. x

Done that often in harlequin centre

Same here, and the Marlowes. - We're so going to Hell! Lol. x"

If your in hell eve netter

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Go in and use the toilet without giving any of their shops your custom.

- Amy. x

Done that often in harlequin centre

Same here, and the Marlowes. - We're so going to Hell! Lol. x

If your in hell eve netter

I meant even better.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So who is this mystery man? He is going to need some stamina "

He most certainly is Ryan. I will allow him to be so bold as to name himself if he feels like it. If he doesn't all I'd say is watch out for verifications and pictures in a few weeks!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

If you were doing in Arndale I would have joined you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were doing in Arndale I would have joined you lol"

Haha you'd be surprised by how many single guys have messaged me asking if they can watch!!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I,wasn't offering to watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I,wasn't offering to watch

Haha this is a 2 person meet! We've got a very specific list of things to do which sadly doesn't have room for others. Sorry!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I was teasing lol :

Don't have to say sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was teasing lol :

Don't have to say sorry

I have manners lol. I'll always apologise! This thread has given some great ideas though

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Blythe sounds of it you best apologise to the Trafford centre now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blythe sounds of it you best apologise to the Trafford centre now lol"

Haha nah they won't mind!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"So who is this mystery man? He is going to need some stamina

He most certainly is Ryan. I will allow him to be so bold as to name himself if he feels like it. If he doesn't all I'd say is watch out for verifications and pictures in a few weeks!"

I already know

my all seeing eye misses nothing lol

I just wondered why the mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoplift

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over a year ago

"So who is this mystery man? He is going to need some stamina

He most certainly is Ryan. I will allow him to be so bold as to name himself if he feels like it. If he doesn't all I'd say is watch out for verifications and pictures in a few weeks!

I already know

my all seeing eye misses nothing lol

I just wondered why the mystery

Haha because its fun lol. I like the fact that he's a mystery man and we are both trying to be discreet!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mrs did the escalator commando in a miniskirt, dropped her keys and bent down to pick them up in front of single young lads, I was behind them looking at their reaction,. We had an amazing day.

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over a year ago

My Mrs did the escalator commando in a miniskirt, dropped her keys and bent down to pick them up in front of single young lads, I was behind them looking at their reaction,. We had an amazing day.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Doing that escalator thing once is naughty but twice is downright kinky !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doing that escalator thing once is naughty but twice is downright kinky ! "

Haha. I love this, but I'm not brave enough to do it lol

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over a year ago

"Doing that escalator thing once is naughty but twice is downright kinky !

Haha. I love this, but I'm not brave enough to do it lol "

Why not. It's great fun lol. Or on the upper floor. Looking down. Shout to someone lol and wave.

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"My Mrs did the escalator commando in a miniskirt, dropped her keys and bent down to pick them up in front of single young lads, I was behind them looking at their reaction,. We had an amazing day."

That's a right giggle

Wolf

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Doing that escalator thing once is naughty but twice is downright kinky !

Haha. I love this, but I'm not brave enough to do it lol

Why not. It's great fun lol. Or on the upper floor. Looking down. Shout to someone lol and wave. "

Fucking brilliant if it was Big Bum Brenda you were shouting down to.

Yoo Hoo Hi Brenda

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Be a love and go get my knickers. I left them in the cafe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be a love and go get my knickers. I left them in the cafe

With her strap on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be a love and go get my knickers. I left them in the cafe

With her strap on

Clean knickers I hope Ryan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go into Ann Summers and ask if they've got a 'try before you buy' policy!

Or an on-site demonstration team!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any last minute suggestions folks?

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By *icky55Man
over a year ago

Warm an cosy cave. Brist

So far on the list we have:

Blowjob in the Selfridges Changing Rooms

Leaving a pair of clean knickers in Costa and seeing who picks them up and what they do with them!

Our list for back at the hotel is extensive as is our shopping list (donuts, champagne, chocolate etc)

So we thought we'd see what naughty things you lot could come up with! Any ideas??

Normaly hate shopping with women, but in this case I'll make an exception.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Roll on tomorrow! I've had insider info from our resident security guard about being careful!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think Ile head to the Trafford Centre for a perv errr i mean shopping spree

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