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"So how this game works is that someone wishes for something, and then the next poster grants the wish, but corrupts it in some way. Then they make their own wish, and the game goes on. The wish doesn't have to be erotic, but it sure makes the game fun. Example: I wish for a girlfriend. Granted, she's a mermaid, so you can't have sex with her. I'll start: I wish I had super powers" Granted! But it's increased power of smell! Poooooo! I wish to have sex with an android. | |||
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"Granted, only your terrified of heights xxxx I wish I could have any woman I want " granted but they all look like anne widdecome i wish to be on television | |||
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"Granted, only your terrified of heights xxxx I wish I could have any woman I want granted but they all look like anne widdecome i wish to be on television" Granted but its a sex manual show alongside John Mcririck I wish to be a fighter pilot | |||
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"Granted, but your fighting your way out of a back whilst in an aeroplane simulation machine! I wish to be a Princess" granted but you will be princess fiona ogre from shrek I wish to be 21 again | |||
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"Granted, but your fighting your way out of a back whilst in an aeroplane simulation machine! I wish to be a Princess granted but you will be princess fiona ogre from shrek I wish to be 21 again " Granted but its 21 stone I wish I was rich | |||
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"Granted, but your fighting your way out of a back whilst in an aeroplane simulation machine! I wish to be a Princess granted but you will be princess fiona ogre from shrek I wish to be 21 again " Granted but you never said what 21 so your 21 inches tall again I wish to own my own swingers club | |||
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" I wish I was rich" Granted - But its Rich-ard Madely. I wish I was wealthier | |||
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"Granted, but your fighting your way out of a back whilst in an aeroplane simulation machine! I wish to be a Princess granted but you will be princess fiona ogre from shrek I wish to be 21 again Granted but you never said what 21 so your 21 inches tall again I wish to own my own swingers club" granted but it only open to single straight males wish i weighed less | |||
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" I wish to have a big spacious bungalow "Granted - enjoy your 8 berth tent.. I wish I wasn't so handsome | |||
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" I wish to have a big spacious bungalow
Granted - enjoy your 8 berth tent..
I wish I wasn't so handsome"Granted, you now look like the weird looking thing from the goonies whose name I can't remember I wish to be having a session with a gorgeous man right now | |||
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" I wish to have a big spacious bungalow
Granted - enjoy your 8 berth tent..
I wish I wasn't so handsome
Granted, you now look like the weird looking thing from the goonies whose name I can't remember
I wish to be having a session with a gorgeous man right now"Granted but it will take me a while to get there I wish to have a McDonald's everlasting voucher | |||
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"granted but its only for the fish kids happy meal i wish for lots of new sex toys " Granted but I bought them from the British heart foundation so I can't guarantee their newness I wish this bloke would hurry up | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/01/13 18:46:37]" Granted but its a model sized Ferrari I wish I had a big mac | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/01/13 18:46:37] Granted but its a model sized Ferrari I wish I had a big mac" Granted but it's missing a few buttons I wish I had some wine | |||
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" Granted but it's missing a few buttons I wish I had some wine" Granted but its communion wine! I wish I was getting laid tonight! | |||
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" Granted but it's missing a few buttons I wish I had some wine Granted but its communion wine! I wish I was getting laid tonight!" Granted but it's by me because I ain't getting any either!(beggars can't be chosers) I wish I had a bigger pizza  | |||
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"Your wish is granted but its covered in Anchovies which you hate! Wish was on holiday " Granted, but it's in Bognor Regis I wish I was Cheryl Cole's knickers after a long gruelling stage show lasting ten hours. | |||
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"Your wish is granted but its covered in Anchovies which you hate! Wish was on holiday Granted, but it's in Bognor Regis I wish I was Cheryl Cole's knickers after a long gruelling stage show lasting ten hours." Granted, but she threw them into the crowd and a big grizzly guy now has them tucked down his crotch!! I wish i could fly. | |||
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"Your wish is granted but its covered in Anchovies which you hate! Wish was on holiday Granted, but it's in Bognor Regis I wish I was Cheryl Cole's knickers after a long gruelling stage show lasting ten hours. Granted, but she threw them into the crowd and a big grizzly guy now has them tucked down his crotch!! I wish i could fly." Granted, but do you really want to look like Orville? I wish I had the power of teleportation like in The Tomorrow People. | |||
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"Granted, but she threw them into the crowd and a big grizzly guy now has them tucked down his crotch!! I wish i could fly." Granted...but you also now have vertigo 
I wish I could have unlimited wealth | |||
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"Your wish is granted but its covered in Anchovies which you hate! Wish was on holiday Granted, but it's in Bognor Regis I wish I was Cheryl Cole's knickers after a long gruelling stage show lasting ten hours. Granted, but she threw them into the crowd and a big grizzly guy now has them tucked down his crotch!! I wish i could fly." granted but ur a fly i wish i had a ferrari | |||
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"y i wish i had a ferrari " GRANTED - but its Lola Ferraris remains ... Wish I had a better profile that got me more action with young ladies .. | |||
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"Granted a better profile and meets with Ladies at the local park, swinging on the swings
I wish to be covered in Chocolate and thrown to women "Granted only they're all on new year diets. I wish I was on holiday somewhere warm | |||
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"Granted a better profile and meets with Ladies at the local park, swinging on the swings
I wish to be covered in Chocolate and thrown to women
Granted only they're all on new year diets.
I wish I was on holiday somewhere warm"granted but your onesie us stuck on you wish I had new job | |||
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"granted, your new job is sewage work. I wish to meet a kinky guy in a nice hotel "Granted only you find out he is gay Wish I had a nice soothing massage from a bronzed naked woman | |||
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"granted, your new job is sewage work. I wish to meet a kinky guy in a nice hotel
Granted only you find out he is gay
Wish I had a nice soothing massage from a bronzed naked woman
"granted but she used to be a man wish I had a new car | |||
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"granted, your new car is a Robin Reliant! I wish for some sensual sex in a swimming pool " Granted....then you wake up I wish I had three wishes | |||
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"granted, but Genie is stuck in his lamp I wish to have my own swingers club " (Lol trying to get genie out with a kebab skewer lol) Swingers club granted ....but then you have to work all night getting the towels laundered Wish I was at your swingers club  | |||
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"granted, but Genie is stuck in his lamp I wish to have my own swingers club (Lol trying to get genie out with a kebab skewer lol) Swingers club granted ....but then you have to work all night getting the towels laundered Wish I was at your swingers club "granted, but your working your balls off! I wish for another kitty | |||
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"granted, but Genie is stuck in his lamp I wish to have my own swingers club (Lol trying to get genie out with a kebab skewer lol) Swingers club granted ....but then you have to work all night getting the towels laundered Wish I was at your swingers club
granted, but your working your balls off!
I wish for another kitty "Yep sounds about right for me lol working my balls off Granted you have now another kitty but no pennies left inside Wish it was time to go home | |||
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"granted, but Genie is stuck in his lamp I wish to have my own swingers club (Lol trying to get genie out with a kebab skewer lol) Swingers club granted ....but then you have to work all night getting the towels laundered Wish I was at your swingers club
granted, but your working your balls off!
I wish for another kitty
Yep sounds about right for me lol working my balls off
Granted you have now another kitty but no pennies left inside
Wish it was time to go home"granted but your partner us waiting for you and is in a ectremly bad mood with knife in her hand I wish I could hsve a costa latte tight now | |||
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"Granted. But it arrives cold 
I wish for a new car"granted but it'd pink wish for microwave to warm my lattee | |||
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"Granted. But it arrives cold
I wish for a new car
granted but it'd pink
wish for microwave to warm my lattee"Granted but it always overheats everything. I wish for a swingers club in the Brighton area. | |||
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"Granted. But it arrives cold
I wish for a new car
granted but it'd pink
wish for microwave to warm my lattee
Granted but it always overheats everything.
I wish for a swingers club in the Brighton area."granted but its couple's only wish someone would go defrost my car for me | |||
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" I wish for a swingers club in the Brighton area. granted but its couple's only wish someone would go defrost my car for me " Granted....but I've nicked it now. Free car....yay I wish I was someplace warmer | |||
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"Granted.. You have to spend the day working in the local launderette I wish I was 17 again "Granted but you are now jimmy Saville I wish I was able to fly | |||
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"Granted.. You have to spend the day working in the local launderette I wish I was 17 again
Granted but you are now jimmy Saville
I wish I was able to fly "Granted but you're now a game bird during shooting season I wish I had an Aston martin | |||
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"Granted but there are hundreds of winners so you only win £2 lol Wish was a man for a day " granted but you are jeremy kyle i wish to be able to drive | |||
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"Granted but the only car you have access to is a reliant robin 3wheeler that you overturn on every corner you go round
Wish I was brilliant at golf "Granted but it's crazy golf! Wish I was Jensen ackles sex slave | |||
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"Granted but the only car you have access to is a reliant robin 3wheeler that you overturn on every corner you go round
Wish I was brilliant at golf
Granted but it's crazy golf!
Wish I was Jensen ackles sex slave"granted but only on every 6th Sunday between 6.30am and 8.00am...he's mine the rest of the time
I wish I had the power of invisibility | |||
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"Granted but the only car you have access to is a reliant robin 3wheeler that you overturn on every corner you go round
Wish I was brilliant at golf
Granted but it's crazy golf!
Wish I was Jensen ackles sex slave"Granted But It turned out to be me wearing a Jensen mask
I wish this baby oil I'm covered in came in bigger bottles | |||
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"Granted but the only car you have access to is a reliant robin 3wheeler that you overturn on every corner you go round
Wish I was brilliant at golf
Granted but it's crazy golf!
Wish I was Jensen ackles sex slave
granted but only on every 6th Sunday between 6.30am and 8.00am...he's mine the rest of the time
I wish I had the power of invisibility"Grated but your only invisible when your with Jensen so he can't touch you. Lol. I wish I had a walk in closet full of designer clothes and shoes | |||
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"Shame the pool could be overseen by the neighbours and the heating wasn't working I wish I could feel well without vomiting everywhere" granted but its replaced by uncontrollable diaorhea I wish for a healthy bank balance | |||
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"Granted but it replaces your living room Wish I could lose my jelly belly " Granted but the extra jelly is now on your cheeks I wish someone would do my housework | |||
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"Granted but it replaces your living room Wish I could lose my jelly belly Granted but the extra jelly is now on your cheeks I wish someone would do my housework" Granted but it will be done by Mr Messy Wish someone would bring me lunch | |||
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"Granted but it replaces your living room Wish I could lose my jelly belly Granted but the extra jelly is now on your cheeks I wish someone would do my housework Granted but it will be done by Mr Messy Wish someone would bring me lunch " Granted but it's a mouldy sandwich and curdled milk to drink I wish I could go on holiday | |||
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"Granted but it replaces your living room Wish I could lose my jelly belly Granted but the extra jelly is now on your cheeks I wish someone would do my housework Granted but it will be done by Mr Messy Wish someone would bring me lunch Granted but it's a mouldy sandwich and curdled milk to drink I wish I could go on holiday " Granted but it will take a long time for you to walk to Florida! I wish I could be bothered getting off this chair | |||
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"Granted but it replaces your living room Wish I could lose my jelly belly Granted but the extra jelly is now on your cheeks I wish someone would do my housework Granted but it will be done by Mr Messy Wish someone would bring me lunch Granted but it's a mouldy sandwich and curdled milk to drink I wish I could go on holiday " Granted but its with moi
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"go visit a physio wish I could buy a washing machine for a friend" go twice a week. Want a massage not more pain!! Wish granted but irs in a launderette wish I had a personal backscratcher | |||
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"Wish granted but irs in a launderette wish I had a personal backscratcher" Granted, but it's a tiger.
I wish I had a slave that would wash and stroke my hair at my command.
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"Wish granted but irs in a launderette wish I had a personal backscratcher Granted, but it's a tiger.
I wish I had a slave that would wash and stroke my hair at my command.
- Amy. x"granted but you are bald and wear a wig... I wish it was Saturday | |||
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"Wish granted but irs in a launderette wish I had a personal backscratcher Granted, but it's a tiger.
I wish I had a slave that would wash and stroke my hair at my command.
- Amy. x"granted but they use the wrong products and your hair falls out I wish to have my own hot tub | |||
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"granted ...but your a hobo and have to walk everywhere i wish for world peace "Wish granted but you are the only person let on the planet all alone. And I wish for..... Flying Monkeys  | |||
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"granted ...but your a hobo and have to walk everywhere i wish for world peace
Wish granted but you are the only person let on the planet all alone.
And I wish for.....
Flying Monkeys "granted but they deliberately keep shitting on you
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"i wish i was popular "Granted...but only popular with mosquitoes I wish I had super strength | |||
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"i wish i was popular
Granted...but only popular with mosquitoes
I wish I had super strength"granted but everything you touch you break i wish i was a prof golfer | |||
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"i wish i was popular
Granted...but only popular with mosquitoes
I wish I had super strength
granted but everything you touch you break
i wish i was a prof golfer"Granted but it's on the wii I wish I wasn't so horny | |||
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"Granted, but you are still not allowed out of hell I wish my car was fixed" Granted but you don't have a license. I wish I wasn't in hell | |||
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"Granted, but it's on sky and your not subscribed to the movie channel I wish I never had to work again" Granted but you will be sat in your own filth in a grotty armchair. I wish, i was being wined and dined and 69ed. | |||
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"I wish I could have a gin & tonic " Granted but only a thimble full I wish Nicholas Cage was my boyfriend | |||
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"Granted On Ryan air xx"if you mean Ryan noair then yes please | |||
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I wish I could be a dolphin x"granted but humans keep wanting to swim with youwush ny laptop was fixed | |||
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if you mean Ryan noair then yes please "Granted also I'm to generous x | |||
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"Granted! But replaced processor with a 486 I want Gerard Butler as my sex slave. " granted but he's been castrated wish for something good to eat to be delivered | |||
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"Granted but the Kebab has gone cold Wish I could find ma fookin slippers "Granted but they're full of jelly. I wish I wasn't hungry | |||
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"Granted but the Kebab has gone cold Wish I could find ma fookin slippers
Granted but they're full of jelly.
I wish I wasn't hungry"granted but you are thirsty instead and can't have anything to drink. Wish I could sleep | |||
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"Granted but the Kebab has gone cold Wish I could find ma fookin slippers
Granted but they're full of jelly.
I wish I wasn't hungry
granted but you are thirsty instead and can't have anything to drink.
Wish I could sleep"Granted. But you fall asleep dreaming of Ryan layed covered in McDonald's gherkins and special sauce | |||
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"Granted but the Kebab has gone cold Wish I could find ma fookin slippers
Granted but they're full of jelly.
I wish I wasn't hungry
granted but you are thirsty instead and can't have anything to drink.
Wish I could sleep
Granted. But you fall asleep dreaming of Ryan layed covered in McDonald's gherkins and special sauce"awww, not again!!!!! | |||
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"Granted but he puts on a thong instead Wish I could shag Holly Valance " Granted but it's a man who's changed his name by dpoll I wish I could be in Jamaica | |||
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"Granted but he puts on a thong instead Wish I could shag Holly Valance " granted but its the Holly Valance from Leeds who is 68, 4'2 and weighs 37stone. Wish I was famous | |||
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"Granted but he puts on a thong instead Wish I could shag Holly Valance Granted but it's a man who's changed his name by dpoll I wish I could be in Jamaica " Granted but you're in a Jamaican jail fir twenty years and are the jail hard mans plaything. Wish I was curled up in my own bed. | |||
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"Granted but he puts on a thong instead Wish I could shag Holly Valance granted but its the Holly Valance from Leeds who is 68, 4'2 and weighs 37stone. Wish I was famous " Granted. But you're famous for voluntarily being Gary Glitters new girlfriend and go on every tv show telling him how much you lurve him and how misunderstood he is. Wish people didn't snore. | |||
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"Granted but he puts on a thong instead Wish I could shag Holly Valance Granted but it's a man who's changed his name by dpoll I wish I could be in Jamaica Granted but you're in a Jamaican jail fir twenty years and are the jail hard mans plaything. Wish I was curled up in my own bed." Granted but it's infested with slugs I wish to be someone else | |||
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"Granted you are John McCririck I want a new computer " Granted but it continuously downloads 2 girls 1 cup I wish to star in an action film | |||
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"Granted you are John McCririck I want a new computer Granted but it continuously downloads 2 girls 1 cup I wish to star in an action film " Granted you are mini me I wish to shag ray winstone | |||
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"Granted you are John McCririck I want a new computer Granted but it continuously downloads 2 girls 1 cup I wish to star in an action film Granted you are mini me I wish to shag ray winstone" Granted, but he has a 2 inch cock when hard. I wish I was somewhere else but work | |||
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" Granted, but he has a 2 inch cock when hard. I wish I was somewhere else but work" granted but you are in the North Poke with no means of communication. I wish I had a cup of tea. | |||
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" Granted, but he has a 2 inch cock when hard. I wish I was somewhere else but work granted but you are in the North Poke with no means of communication. I wish I had a cup of tea. " That would suit me fine lol. Granted but no water, it's boiled yak pee
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"Granted but a freaky strike of lighting bolt is pink in colour and shaped like a cock. I wish I didn't have to go work" Granted but you have to sit at home and write 10,000 lines " I hate sex " I wish for no snow to come | |||
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"Granted but a freaky strike of lighting bolt is pink in colour and shaped like a cock. I wish I didn't have to go work" Granted.... Your home is now in the basement of your offices.... I wish I could teleport from one place to another... | |||
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"Granted but a freaky strike of lighting bolt is pink in colour and shaped like a cock. I wish I didn't have to go work Granted but you have to sit at home and write 10,000 lines " I hate sex " I wish for no snow to come " Granted... Nosnow will cum every ten seconds... Which will reduce the soreness in your ar**..... I wish there were no other vehicles on the roads..... | |||
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"granted but your means of transport is one of those electric cars 4yr olds 'drive' i wish for smaller boobs please " Granted.... Your boobs will stay the same.... But the rest of you will double in size..... I wish my boss's secretary would let me shag her brains out... | |||
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"granted but your means of transport is one of those electric cars 4yr olds 'drive' i wish for smaller boobs please " Granted. Men around the world silently weep. I wish I didn't get up late this morning. | |||
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"granted but your means of transport is one of those electric cars 4yr olds 'drive' i wish for smaller boobs please Granted.... Your boobs will stay the same.... But the rest of you will double in size..... I wish my boss's secretary would let me shag her brains out... " Granted but you leave an unholy mess of blood and brains all over your bosses desk resulting in you getting sacked oh and the jail
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"Granted, you don't have a tea/fag break for 12 hours. I wish Derby County could win the F.A. Cup again." granted but then they cease to exist due to financial irregularities  | |||
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"Granted, you don't have a tea/fag break for 12 hours. I wish Derby County could win the F.A. Cup again." No one could make that dream come true....
BUNKY.... If ya can wait till I get thrown out... She says she'll grant ya wish....
Wish I was back I'm Monte Carlo.... | |||
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"I wish the previous poster would leave a wish for me to corrupt "sos lol. for _unkie. I wish i could retire lol | |||
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"Wish granted..you now live on a retirement estate with all the widowded grannies Wish I had boobs like yours "granted but they are on your back. Wish I could pee standing up... | |||
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I wish I didnt get so many msgs to meet from sexy ladies | |||
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"Wish granted..you now live on a retirement estate with all the widowded grannies Wish I had boobs like yours
granted but they are on your back.
Wish I could pee standing up... "granted but it comes out of your nostrils | |||
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