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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Take a bath.

How do you arrange your limbs and what do you actually do in there?

I am trying to enjoy having a bath but it's not the comfiest is it? I put my hair in a bun and hook it on the edge of the bath so I dont slip under and drown. Then do you have knees closed together primly, but chilly for the bits above water. Or do you drop your knees as if going for an intimate examination. Warm knees but very slightly undignified. Arms just float at your sides like sleepy alligators and your fingers go all pruny so a wank feels a bit grim. I couldnt possibly read a book, twiddle with a phone or drink wine as at some point it is going in the water with me.

I quite like sloshing about with the bubbles but not for long.

Do I need ducks?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I always fill it half way then get in, allow it to run until the top. Lay there for about 5-10 mins get bored end up having a shower instead

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Being tall, I need a bath that’s bigger than my bathroom

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Take a bath.

How do you arrange your limbs and what do you actually do in there?

I am trying to enjoy having a bath but it's not the comfiest is it? I put my hair in a bun and hook it on the edge of the bath so I dont slip under and drown. Then do you have knees closed together primly, but chilly for the bits above water. Or do you drop your knees as if going for an intimate examination. Warm knees but very slightly undignified. Arms just float at your sides like sleepy alligators and your fingers go all pruny so a wank feels a bit grim. I couldnt possibly read a book, twiddle with a phone or drink wine as at some point it is going in the water with me.

I quite like sloshing about with the bubbles but not for long.

Do I need ducks?

"

It’s a logistical nightmare, isn’t it!! I don’t know how tall you are, but now imagine being 6’1” and unable to fit in any bath - even à la rectal exam. I love a good soak and usually just put some relaxing classical music on, dim the lights and lose myself in my thoughts (despite that being a dangerous place to be).

I tend to keep my hands out because otherwise I get an itch on my face, scratch it with a wet finger, then forever have a tickle from a water drop running down my nose.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Take a bath.

How do you arrange your limbs and what do you actually do in there?

I am trying to enjoy having a bath but it's not the comfiest is it? I put my hair in a bun and hook it on the edge of the bath so I dont slip under

and drown. Then do you have

knees closed together primly, but

chilly for the bits above water. Or do

you drop your knees as if going for

an intimate examination. Warm

knees but very slightly undignified.

Arms just float at your sides like

sleepy alligators and your fingers

go all pruny so a wank feels a bit

grim. I couldnt possibly read a

book, twiddle with a phone or drink

wine as at some point it is going in

the water with me.

I quite like sloshing about with the bubbles but not for long.

Do I need ducks?

"

I've got two duck a mid size yellow

One and a diddy little one that blue

From the bath store .

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Oh OP!

Set the scene. Think bath time but make it theatre. Candles, soft lighting, soothing music.

Relax and flop those knees like that magical time every three years and sink into it. Hair up, bath cushion for your neck and get one of those trays with a wine glass holder and slit to stand your phone up.

Once you’re really relaxed, remember you need a wee and spend the duration of your relaxing bath questioning whether it’s ok to pee in the bath.

You’re welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get bored very quickly in the bath and end up getting out after all the hassle of filling it. Can't even be bothered to play with my loofer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a bath .

I soak for hours under the bubbles. Just keep topping up the hot wate.

Lots of candles and maybe a nice glass of something to drink. A bit of music, its a proper time out from the world.

Its also the best place to shave your legs . I hate doing that standing up .

My old house used to have a cast iron roll top bath. I miss it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bath time is always leisure time for me (showers are functional for cleansing), so I’ll get the water as hot as I can be comfortable and fill as deep as I can with lots of bubbles.

Usually lights off with a candle or I might even take one when there’s a football commentary on the radio and just lie in the relative dark and listen to that.

As I’m 6ft 1 there’s kind of a sweet spot of an angle where I can be relatively comfortable and chill, and I live the feeling of being in a cocoon of warm water, very relaxing!

And due to my height it’s also good that I can’t slip under if I nod off for a bit too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bubbles, candles, hair up glass of wine. As a serial picture taker I often end up taking pics and occasionally take my favourite toy for some only time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely love a good bath. Towel rail on about and hour before to heat the room, run it half way then get in, lights off and then either a candle or 2 or I open 1 of the cupboard boards so the light comes on. Usually get something true crime or sport related on for background noise and just lay there and chill while I cook like a lobster. Somedays it's bubbles and others is oils and sea salt for the skin, either way it bliss.

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Oh OP!

Set the scene. Think bath time but make it theatre. Candles, soft lighting, soothing music.

Relax and flop those knees like that magical time every three years and sink into it. Hair up, bath cushion for your neck and get one of those trays with a wine glass holder and slit to stand your phone up.

Once you’re really relaxed, remember you need a wee and spend the duration of your relaxing bath questioning whether it’s ok to pee in the bath.

You’re welcome. "

Absolute class reply

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We don't. No bath here

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

I don't fit in a standard bath very well at all, so never.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m long so I have to scoot down the bath if I want my shoulders under the water. That means from mid calf onwards I have to find somewhere to put my legs. Usually on the taps.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I make the water super hot so the kids don't want to jump in with me. Then I enjoy 20 blissful minutes on my own, or lie there over hot and irritated while small humans throw bubbles at me or "clean" me with bath toys. When the water's cool enough one or two small humans get in also and I clean them, get trodden on, have water squirted in my face, then end up playing hairdresser while getting bored and cold. Eventually I escape, only to have to return to put them in bathrobes, brush their hair and clean up the ridiculous amount of water on the floor.

I prefer showers.

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By *icurhubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A good dollop of Radox (other purveyors of inferior bubbles are available)

Have a cold beer and magazine at arms reach, and put some soothing heavy metal on in the background.

Half fill with HOT water then climb in (a very inelegant operation), continue with the hot water until bath is full. (Your body should be tingling from the heat of the water)

Legs apart so bits n bobs can do what they like, and frequently check they are 'happy'.

After around 20mins the heat will have you sweating and poached so get out and lie on a towel on bed until core temperature returns to normal...and keep checking on the happiness of them bits n bobs.

Enjoy..and thank me later x

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

Hot water at a slightly lower level than cold when filling the bath, a generous amount of radox, and in order to maximise time a head shave while the bath is filling up.

Then phone strategically positioned so I can watch some TV while I am in there. Legs flat so they stay warm, bubbles surrounding the upper body.

20 mins, job done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A good dollop of Radox (other purveyors of inferior bubbles are available)

Have a cold beer and magazine at arms reach, and put some soothing heavy metal on in the background.

Half fill with HOT water then climb in (a very inelegant operation), continue with the hot water until bath is full. (Your body should be tingling from the heat of the water)

Legs apart so bits n bobs can do what they like, and frequently check they are 'happy'.

After around 20mins the heat will have you sweating and poached so get out and lie on a towel on bed until core temperature returns to normal...and keep checking on the happiness of them bits n bobs.

Enjoy..and thank me later x"

I was actually wondering if you can sweat in a bath I was feeling a bit hot and not sure if it was being effective at washing me if I was still sweating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time I am in the bath I am now going to be aware of how I bathe lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh OP!

Set the scene. Think bath time but make it theatre. Candles, soft lighting, soothing music.

Relax and flop those knees like that magical time every three years and sink into it. Hair up, bath cushion for your neck and get one of those trays with a wine glass holder and slit to stand your phone up.

Once you’re really relaxed, remember you need a wee and spend the duration of your relaxing bath questioning whether it’s ok to pee in the bath.

You’re welcome. "

I was contemplating also if it would be that terrible to pee in the bath. Note not to drink too much tea before bathtime

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Probably 1 a year max.

Lots of bubbles, a book, good whisky or rum , a cigarette.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I start off by running my bath hot - no cold water, only the hot tap to get the enameled cast iron nice and hot so the bath stays hotter longer. After 10-15 minutes, I add cold to bring it down to a temperature that I can just get in and then some bath salts and essential oils. I judge it so it'll almost reach the rim once I'm in it.

I put my Hush or Edge and Gush in me and get in. Next to the bath is a little table with my phone to control my toys and play music, as well as two or three ice cold bottles of beer (and maybe a book).

I light a candle, switch off the light (if I'm not reading) and get in. Takes a little while but I like it hot.

I'll just lie still for a while, alternating sticking out limbs to cool sometimes. Then, after a nice soak, set my toys on a pattern a gently play with myself as I imagine nice things... gradually increasing my arousal but not cumming yet. I just let myself ebb and flow for an hour or more, occasionally turning on the shower above to gently drip cold water on my head to cool me down.

After maybe and hour and a half, when I sense the water is starting to cool a bit, I'll have a little scrub and then start to play with myself again. I'll set a more vigorous pattern on my remote app for the toys and gradually bring myself to a nice squirty orgasm.

Just before I cum, I dip my cock under the water to give it some more heat, which feels lovely and triggers my orgasm when the toys become intense. It can be pretty messy up my torso and sometimes over my shoulder, so I clean it off me and pull the plug out the bath. I stand up and dowse myself under the shower and get out.

I like my bath.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take a bath.

How do you arrange your limbs and what do you actually do in there?

I am trying to enjoy having a bath but it's not the comfiest is it? I put my hair in a bun and hook it on the edge of the bath so I dont slip under and drown. Then do you have knees closed together primly, but chilly for the bits above water. Or do you drop your knees as if going for an intimate examination. Warm knees but very slightly undignified. Arms just float at your sides like sleepy alligators and your fingers go all pruny so a wank feels a bit grim. I couldnt possibly read a book, twiddle with a phone or drink wine as at some point it is going in the water with me.

I quite like sloshing about with the bubbles but not for long.

Do I need ducks?

It’s a logistical nightmare, isn’t it!! I don’t know how tall you are, but now imagine being 6’1” and unable to fit in any bath - even à la rectal exam. I love a good soak and usually just put some relaxing classical music on, dim the lights and lose myself in my thoughts (despite that being a dangerous place to be).

I tend to keep my hands out because otherwise I get an itch on my face, scratch it with a wet finger, then forever have a tickle from a water drop running down my nose."

There is always an itch on your face that needs a scratch yes! Where do you put your hands, just hold them in the air

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I make the water super hot so the kids don't want to jump in with me. Then I enjoy 20 blissful minutes on my own, or lie there over hot and irritated while small humans throw bubbles at me or "clean" me with bath toys. When the water's cool enough one or two small humans get in also and I clean them, get trodden on, have water squirted in my face, then end up playing hairdresser while getting bored and cold. Eventually I escape, only to have to return to put them in bathrobes, brush their hair and clean up the ridiculous amount of water on the floor.

I prefer showers. "

Sounds like you need some adult company

And maybe some adult toys….

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

The anticipation of a bath is always better than the reality. By the time the temperature is right to get in, it's practically already too cold. Not very comfy and once you've washed it feels like sitting in human soup. Hairy soup if you've shaved your legs. Meh.

J

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

I prefer a hot shower.

Not the biggest fan in sitting in a warm stew of my own dirt.

With the shower cascading all over you it’s relaxing and refreshing at the same time

And if you have some company join you…

Well. You can keep your baths..

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Take a bath.

How do you arrange your limbs and what do you actually do in there?

I am trying to enjoy having a bath but it's not the comfiest is it? I put my hair in a bun and hook it on the edge of the bath so I dont slip under and drown. Then do you have knees closed together primly, but chilly for the bits above water. Or do you drop your knees as if going for an intimate examination. Warm knees but very slightly undignified. Arms just float at your sides like sleepy alligators and your fingers go all pruny so a wank feels a bit grim. I couldnt possibly read a book, twiddle with a phone or drink wine as at some point it is going in the water with me.

I quite like sloshing about with the bubbles but not for long.

Do I need ducks?

It’s a logistical nightmare, isn’t it!! I don’t know how tall you are, but now imagine being 6’1” and unable to fit in any bath - even à la rectal exam. I love a good soak and usually just put some relaxing classical music on, dim the lights and lose myself in my thoughts (despite that being a dangerous place to be).

I tend to keep my hands out because otherwise I get an itch on my face, scratch it with a wet finger, then forever have a tickle from a water drop running down my nose.

There is always an itch on your face that needs a scratch yes! Where do you put your hands, just hold them in the air "

Good point! Actually I tend to clasp them behind my head so I have some minor cushioning for it. Gives the old pits a cheeky little soak as well, they spend so much time in the dark I like to show them the room every so often

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Classical FM on the radio

Half a bottle of radox in the bath

Hot as far as I can stand it

Filled up as close to the rim as possible

Cup of tea

Suduko book

I alternate between having hot feet and cold boobs or vice versa.

Although in some hotel chains, I've had my knees up by my ears, they are that small baths

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I want a bath now. Loads of bubbles. Roasting hot. Lie back with head under the water only your face above. Shut out the world.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


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Filled up as close to the rim as possible

"

I’ve spent too long on fab today when this is the sentence on which I focus (and giggle to myself)

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I only ever take a shower I find very relaxing hot water bouncing on my back to finish off

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Can’t have a bath, need to do things. Mind you, quite nice when you have the shower head stimulating your balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take a bath.

How do you arrange your limbs and what do you actually do in there?

I am trying to enjoy having a bath but it's not the comfiest is it? I put my hair in a bun and hook it on the edge of the bath so I dont slip under and drown. Then do you have knees closed together primly, but chilly for the bits above water. Or do you drop your knees as if going for an intimate examination. Warm knees but very slightly undignified. Arms just float at your sides like sleepy alligators and your fingers go all pruny so a wank feels a bit grim. I couldnt possibly read a book, twiddle with a phone or drink wine as at some point it is going in the water with me.

I quite like sloshing about with the bubbles but not for long.

Do I need ducks?

It’s a logistical nightmare, isn’t it!! I don’t know how tall you are, but now imagine being 6’1” and unable to fit in any bath - even à la rectal exam. I love a good soak and usually just put some relaxing classical music on, dim the lights and lose myself in my thoughts (despite that being a dangerous place to be).

I tend to keep my hands out because otherwise I get an itch on my face, scratch it with a wet finger, then forever have a tickle from a water drop running down my nose.

There is always an itch on your face that needs a scratch yes! Where do you put your hands, just hold them in the air

Good point! Actually I tend to clasp them behind my head so I have some minor cushioning for it. Gives the old pits a cheeky little soak as well, they spend so much time in the dark I like to show them the room every so often "

For some reason I was imagining a ring in the wall with a set of handcuffs attached ideal for resting the hands in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I test the water temperature with my elbow, pop a drink on side and wrap my willy around the tap so I don’t drown. My go to is the bubble bath but tonight is a muscle soak

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The anticipation of a bath is always better than the reality. By the time the temperature is right to get in, it's practically already too cold. Not very comfy and once you've washed it feels like sitting in human soup. Hairy soup if you've shaved your legs. Meh.

J"

Oh gosh yes I keep all my hair on me and the razor across the room so I cant be tempted

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Take a bath.

How do you arrange your limbs and what do you actually do in there?

I am trying to enjoy having a bath but it's not the comfiest is it? I put my hair in a bun and hook it on the edge of the bath so I dont slip under and drown. Then do you have knees closed together primly, but chilly for the bits above water. Or do you drop your knees as if going for an intimate examination. Warm knees but very slightly undignified. Arms just float at your sides like sleepy alligators and your fingers go all pruny so a wank feels a bit grim. I couldnt possibly read a book, twiddle with a phone or drink wine as at some point it is going in the water with me.

I quite like sloshing about with the bubbles but not for long.

Do I need ducks?

It’s a logistical nightmare, isn’t it!! I don’t know how tall you are, but now imagine being 6’1” and unable to fit in any bath - even à la rectal exam. I love a good soak and usually just put some relaxing classical music on, dim the lights and lose myself in my thoughts (despite that being a dangerous place to be).

I tend to keep my hands out because otherwise I get an itch on my face, scratch it with a wet finger, then forever have a tickle from a water drop running down my nose.

There is always an itch on your face that needs a scratch yes! Where do you put your hands, just hold them in the air

Good point! Actually I tend to clasp them behind my head so I have some minor cushioning for it. Gives the old pits a cheeky little soak as well, they spend so much time in the dark I like to show them the room every so often

For some reason I was imagining a ring in the wall with a set of handcuffs attached ideal for resting the hands in."

Oh Maren! Now that would be hot!!! You look into getting one fixed to your bathroom wall and I’ll look into some sort of nose snorkel

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Ducks make everything better. I have a mini collection of them from various hotels - all with a nod to the stay.

I like a bath sometimes, have to shower first, get a good playlist going, add all the products and very hot water and then I just drift off in to my happy place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I start off by running my bath hot - no cold water, only the hot tap to get the enameled cast iron nice and hot so the bath stays hotter longer. After 10-15 minutes, I add cold to bring it down to a temperature that I can just get in and then some bath salts and essential oils. I judge it so it'll almost reach the rim once I'm in it.

I put my Hush or Edge and Gush in me and get in. Next to the bath is a little table with my phone to control my toys and play music, as well as two or three ice cold bottles of beer (and maybe a book).

I light a candle, switch off the light (if I'm not reading) and get in. Takes a little while but I like it hot.

I'll just lie still for a while, alternating sticking out limbs to cool sometimes. Then, after a nice soak, set my toys on a pattern a gently play with myself as I imagine nice things... gradually increasing my arousal but not cumming yet. I just let myself ebb and flow for an hour or more, occasionally turning on the shower above to gently drip cold water on my head to cool me down.

After maybe and hour and a half, when I sense the water is starting to cool a bit, I'll have a little scrub and then start to play with myself again. I'll set a more vigorous pattern on my remote app for the toys and gradually bring myself to a nice squirty orgasm.

Just before I cum, I dip my cock under the water to give it some more heat, which feels lovely and triggers my orgasm when the toys become intense. It can be pretty messy up my torso and sometimes over my shoulder, so I clean it off me and pull the plug out the bath. I stand up and dowse myself under the shower and get out.

I like my bath. "

I like your bath too!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"I start off by running my bath hot - no cold water, only the hot tap to get the enameled cast iron nice and hot so the bath stays hotter longer. After 10-15 minutes, I add cold to bring it down to a temperature that I can just get in and then some bath salts and essential oils. I judge it so it'll almost reach the rim once I'm in it.

I put my Hush or Edge and Gush in me and get in. Next to the bath is a little table with my phone to control my toys and play music, as well as two or three ice cold bottles of beer (and maybe a book).

I light a candle, switch off the light (if I'm not reading) and get in. Takes a little while but I like it hot.

I'll just lie still for a while, alternating sticking out limbs to cool sometimes. Then, after a nice soak, set my toys on a pattern a gently play with myself as I imagine nice things... gradually increasing my arousal but not cumming yet. I just let myself ebb and flow for an hour or more, occasionally turning on the shower above to gently drip cold water on my head to cool me down.

After maybe and hour and a half, when I sense the water is starting to cool a bit, I'll have a little scrub and then start to play with myself again. I'll set a more vigorous pattern on my remote app for the toys and gradually bring myself to a nice squirty orgasm.

Just before I cum, I dip my cock under the water to give it some more heat, which feels lovely and triggers my orgasm when the toys become intense. It can be pretty messy up my torso and sometimes over my shoulder, so I clean it off me and pull the plug out the bath. I stand up and dowse myself under the shower and get out.

I like my bath.

I like your bath too! "

I'd certainly run a nice long hot one for us both.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i dont always shower,,

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By *icurhubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

I was contemplating also if it would be that terrible to pee in the bath. Note not to drink too much tea before bathtime "

Optional but a most enjoyable part of bathtime fun for me. I'm sure you can already imagine the fun a guy can have doing that in a bath (sniggers)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get one of those bath trays to keep all your bits and bobs on (drink, book/phone, duck) and an inflatable pillow with suction pads so it won’t fall in when you move

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Lots of bubbles, or a nice bath oil, maybe bath salts.

I kind of just lie there, I'm only little, so I fit in, don't need to bend knees.

Sometimes I'll wash my hair at the same time, or shave my legs. Might exfoliate, love a bath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven’t had a bath in about 30 years.

Can’t stand them. They make me itch.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I like them long and hot and deep.

Lots of bubbles and salts.

I just lay back and let my knees poke above the water.

Really need to get a bath pillow though, I keep slipping down the tub and it's annoying trying to hold your body in place

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

My dream is to have a mahoosive bath where my boobs and knees can be under water at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the hot tap with bubbles and salts. I then sit in that thing for about 30mins listening to some music with my head back and knees peeping above the bubbles like mountains breaking through the clouds.

I miss having a bath.

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

I can't honestly remember when I last had a bath.It was probably 25 years ago.You don't need a duck in the shower!

Mike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love bathing! I love water I indulge in a 15 min bath daily, sometimes twice, lots of bubbles/exfoliators/some elixir of life thingys/creams/potions/lots of little bathbombs. My bathroom's only little but has everything one could need to shut the world out for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love bathing! I love water I indulge in a 15 min bath daily, sometimes twice, lots of bubbles/exfoliators/some elixir of life thingys/creams/potions/lots of little bathbombs. My bathroom's only little but has everything one could need to shut the world out for a bit "

- I'm a close my eyes for a bit & drift off, but not fall asleep!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Take a bath.

How do you arrange your limbs and what do you actually do in there?

I am trying to enjoy having a bath but it's not the comfiest is it? I put my hair in a bun and hook it on the edge of the bath so I dont slip under and drown. Then do you have knees closed together primly, but chilly for the bits above water. Or do you drop your knees as if going for an intimate examination. Warm knees but very slightly undignified. Arms just float at your sides like sleepy alligators and your fingers go all pruny so a wank feels a bit grim. I couldnt possibly read a book, twiddle with a phone or drink wine as at some point it is going in the water with me.

I quite like sloshing about with the bubbles but not for long.

Do I need ducks?

"

I sit in the bath on average for 2 hours lol. I use my phone (it's fully waterproof . I have Netflix on .. I masturbate . usually hang my feet out the side or just slide up the back of bath to outstretch .. top up hotter. put a mask on .. gosh lots of things I do in bath ..

usually take a few video naughty vid/pics for my content stuff as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sit in the bath on average for 2 hours lol. I use my phone (it's fully waterproof . I have Netflix on .. I masturbate . usually hang my feet out the side or just slide up the back of bath to outstretch .. top up hotter. put a mask on .. gosh lots of things I do in bath ..

usually take a few video naughty vid/pics for my content stuff as well "

My skin is itching just thinking about being in a bath that long

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By *opman121Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Plenty of radox in helps my aches and pains lol good soak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t recommend Aldi own brand bubble bath. They’re gone before you even get in

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Can’t recommend Aldi own brand bubble bath. They’re gone before you even get in "

Who? The people from Aldi? Probably best anyway….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dream is to have a mahoosive bath where my boobs and knees can be under water at the same time. "

One you can stand in?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I sit in the bath on average for 2 hours lol. I use my phone (it's fully waterproof . I have Netflix on .. I masturbate . usually hang my feet out the side or just slide up the back of bath to outstretch .. top up hotter. put a mask on .. gosh lots of things I do in bath ..

usually take a few video naughty vid/pics for my content stuff as well

My skin is itching just thinking about being in a bath that long "

The longest I've soaked recently was around 4 hours. And I know that because I have a shitty old laptop that I perch on a set of drawers to watch movies whilst in the tub.

Usually I'll have a long soak once a week, normally the day after I've done a serious long day or two at work as my back and knee will be in agony.

I get that some don't like baths and that essentially you become a giant crouton in a tub of human soup, but it's great for muscle ache, detoxing the skin and an good exfoliation session - as long as you have a good shower afterwards.

The only PITA about long baths is the occasional need to top up the hot water which means letting some out and feeling cold for a short spell.

But I can really switch off and relax over a movie with a large alcoholic drink, some candles and the light off.

Bliss.

A

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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Oh, I love a soak. Warm water about half full, then get in and run hot water only so it heats up gradually while I'm in it. Lie back with a book and relax. If I get a bit warm I'll hook one leg over the edge of the bath. If my boobs get cold I'll lay on my front for a bit so only my feet and head are out of the water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t recommend Aldi own brand bubble bath. They’re gone before you even get in

Who? The people from Aldi? Probably best anyway…."

Yeah they always drip everywhere when they leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m too tall for most baths so it tends to be mainly showers. If I do get a bath I have to have legs crossed with knees out or half my legs hanging out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lucky because my bath is very long and deep so I can lay in it without worrying about where my legs go. My hot water on the other hand, likes to cut out to cold half way through running it so I don't bother anymore, I just have a shower.

Pxx

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I don’t. I’m not crazy tall or anything, but generally big enough that I find the bath an annoying size.

At least part of me is always cold. There is just no way to get it all in. Sadly for me the old ‘pool noodle’ is the smallest part so there’s not even a great claim to fame about how much water it displaces.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Take a bath.

How do you arrange your limbs and what do you actually do in there?

I am trying to enjoy having a bath but it's not the comfiest is it? I put my hair in a bun and hook it on the edge of the bath so I dont slip under and drown. Then do you have knees closed together primly, but chilly for the bits above water. Or do you drop your knees as if going for an intimate examination. Warm knees but very slightly undignified. Arms just float at your sides like sleepy alligators and your fingers go all pruny so a wank feels a bit grim. I couldnt possibly read a book, twiddle with a phone or drink wine as at some point it is going in the water with me.

I quite like sloshing about with the bubbles but not for long.

Do I need ducks?

"
i never have a bath, sorry

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