FabSwingers.com forum: Ask your Auntie Wendi x

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do I do when the cats on my lap having a snooze but I get an itchy foot?

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By *ershingMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Will Max Verstsppen win the F1?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me auntie Wendy for I have confessed my sins to another

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Do I shave my prickly legs now for instant gratification or should I wait until next weekend when I’m going to get my guts rearranged and get a full leg, Brazilian and oil myself up like a lubed up slutty dolphin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do I do when the cats on my lap having a snooze but I get an itchy foot?"

Scratch it with your other foot and try not to disturbe the cat.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me auntie Wendy for I have confessed my sins to another "

Your forgiven I'm an atheist and don't do confessionals anyway.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ooleyMan
over a year ago

preston

"... and oil myself up like a lubed up slutty dolphin? "

My god, that's some sexy poetry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I shave my prickly legs now for instant gratification or should I wait until next weekend when I’m going to get my guts rearranged and get a full leg, Brazilian and oil myself up like a lubed up slutty dolphin? "

I'd hold out for the wax, why do her job for her it also gives them something to wax. This stage is a pain and annoying to look at, but you've not got long to wait till they'll be silky smooth and after all the pain you'll feel and look amazing.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will Max Verstsppen win the F1?"

I don't follow any sports to be able to help you.

I'd of said contact my cousin mystic meg, unfortunately she passed recently. Such a shock no-one seen it coming.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Auntie Wendi,

I’ve come in for overtime today but I really can’t be arsed. Can I just go home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auntie help!

I spend hours getting ready for meets, making myself look as gorgeous as I can. Unfortunately by the end of a session I look like Iggy Pop! What can I do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Auntie Wendi,

I’ve come in for overtime today but I really can’t be arsed. Can I just go home?"

Oh we've all been there, unfortunately you said you'd do it so you just have to get in with it.

Just think of the extra cash you'll be getting.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Auntie help!

I spend hours getting ready for meets, making myself look as gorgeous as I can. Unfortunately by the end of a session I look like Iggy Pop! What can I do?"

Primer and moisturising before foundation. Leave for 30mins before applying foundation.

Longwear foundations help that are sweat proof etc.

Use setting powder, let it sit for a bit then brush off.

Also use a setting spray.

Google waterproof setting sprays.

This tip will be a game changer.

Spray it onto a beauty blender, till its saturated, then blot it all over your face and let it dry. This way you cover everything.

Buy waterproof mascara.

For lips buy a lip sealer to help your lipstick from smudging.

If it's a lipstick use a flat brush to apply it. This will give you an even thin coat.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Auntie help!

I spend hours getting ready for meets, making myself look as gorgeous as I can. Unfortunately by the end of a session I look like Iggy Pop! What can I do?"

Change your name to James Newell Osterberg Jr and copy Lou Reed or David Bowie type songs

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Dear Auntie,

I really like the slight warm sting feeling I get up my but crack from Right Guard Extreme, is there another deodorant that will give me the same sensation?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Auntie,

I really like the slight warm sting feeling I get up my but crack from Right Guard Extreme, is there another deodorant that will give me the same sensation?"

I don't recommend sticking any type or brand of deodorant up you bum.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As been said in past had operation about two months ago

As advice given last time taking doctors advice ie it will take time

Have been well let’s come clean feeling very horny and my cock has showing signs of life if you know what I mean nudge nudge

Do you think it’s time to give it a try !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Auntie help!

I spend hours getting ready for meets, making myself look as gorgeous as I can. Unfortunately by the end of a session I look like Iggy Pop! What can I do?

Primer and moisturising before foundation. Leave for 30mins before applying foundation.

Longwear foundations help that are sweat proof etc.

Use setting powder, let it sit for a bit then brush off.

Also use a setting spray.

Google waterproof setting sprays.

This tip will be a game changer.

Spray it onto a beauty blender, till its saturated, then blot it all over your face and let it dry. This way you cover everything.

Buy waterproof mascara.

For lips buy a lip sealer to help your lipstick from smudging.

If it's a lipstick use a flat brush to apply it. This will give you an even thin coat.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Will that make it face sit proof?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As been said in past had operation about two months ago

As advice given last time taking doctors advice ie it will take time

Have been well let’s come clean feeling very horny and my cock has showing signs of life if you know what I mean nudge nudge

Do you think it’s time to give it a try !

Go with your doctors advice, you know your body and its limits.

Don't push it or over exert yourself.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As been said in past had operation about two months ago

As advice given last time taking doctors advice ie it will take time

Have been well let’s come clean feeling very horny and my cock has showing signs of life if you know what I mean nudge nudge

Do you think it’s time to give it a try !

Go with your doctors advice, you know your body and its limits.

Don't push it or over exert yourself.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Auntie help!

I spend hours getting ready for meets, making myself look as gorgeous as I can. Unfortunately by the end of a session I look like Iggy Pop! What can I do?

Primer and moisturising before foundation. Leave for 30mins before applying foundation.

Longwear foundations help that are sweat proof etc.

Use setting powder, let it sit for a bit then brush off.

Also use a setting spray.

Google waterproof setting sprays.

This tip will be a game changer.

Spray it onto a beauty blender, till its saturated, then blot it all over your face and let it dry. This way you cover everything.

Buy waterproof mascara.

For lips buy a lip sealer to help your lipstick from smudging.

If it's a lipstick use a flat brush to apply it. This will give you an even thin coat.

Love Auntie Wendi x

Will that make it face sit proof?"

If everything is waterproof it should help.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Dear Auntie,

I really like the slight warm sting feeling I get up my but crack from Right Guard Extreme, is there another deodorant that will give me the same sensation?

I don't recommend sticking any type or brand of deodorant up you bum.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Oh I fear I may have been misunderstood, I spray it up my botty crack nothing more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Auntie,

I really like the slight warm sting feeling I get up my but crack from Right Guard Extreme, is there another deodorant that will give me the same sensation?

I don't recommend sticking any type or brand of deodorant up you bum.

Love Auntie Wendi x

Oh I fear I may have been misunderstood, I spray it up my botty crack nothing more "

I still wouldn't recommend spraying any deodorant their.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"... and oil myself up like a lubed up slutty dolphin?

My god, that's some sexy poetry!"

Thank you. I’m quite the wordsmith. A quality often overlooked if I do say so myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Wendi

I'm having a boudoir shoot soon, & for the 'dark' lingerie option, do I wear;

- my black sheer lace teddy

- my black wet look & fishnet bodysuit

- my black & nude lace 3piece set

(Stockings & heels are a given.)

TIA xo

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Dear Wendi

I'm having a boudoir shoot soon, & for the 'dark' lingerie option, do I wear;

- my black sheer lace teddy

- my black wet look & fishnet bodysuit

- my black & nude lace 3piece set

(Stockings & heels are a given.)

TIA xo"

boudoir are an endangered species, should you really be shooting them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Wendi

I'm having a boudoir shoot soon, & for the 'dark' lingerie option, do I wear;

- my black sheer lace teddy

- my black wet look & fishnet bodysuit

- my black & nude lace 3piece set

(Stockings & heels are a given.)

TIA xo

boudoir are an endangered species, should you really be shooting them "

Gonna hang it on my wall above my bed when I'm done!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Who will win the rugby World Cup

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Wendi

I'm having a boudoir shoot soon, & for the 'dark' lingerie option, do I wear;

- my black sheer lace teddy

- my black wet look & fishnet bodysuit

- my black & nude lace 3piece set

(Stockings & heels are a given.)

TIA xo"

Do all three, it's greet to have more than one look when you do a photo shoot.

I usually do three outfit changes at socials.

No matter what you wear you'll look stunning.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who will win the rugby World Cup "

I don't watch any sports so can't comment sorry.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ooleyMan
over a year ago

preston

"... Thank you. I’m quite the wordsmith. A quality often overlooked if I do say so myself. "

You're the Sexy Poet Laureate of FAB. I don't know who to speak too to make it official, but I'll look into it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Auntie help!

I spend hours getting ready for meets, making myself look as gorgeous as I can. Unfortunately by the end of a session I look like Iggy Pop! What can I do?

Primer and moisturising before foundation. Leave for 30mins before applying foundation.

Longwear foundations help that are sweat proof etc.

Use setting powder, let it sit for a bit then brush off.

Also use a setting spray.

Google waterproof setting sprays.

This tip will be a game changer.

Spray it onto a beauty blender, till its saturated, then blot it all over your face and let it dry. This way you cover everything.

Buy waterproof mascara.

For lips buy a lip sealer to help your lipstick from smudging.

If it's a lipstick use a flat brush to apply it. This will give you an even thin coat.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Dear Auntie Wendi

You've just made me realise what a lazy cow I am with my make up techniques. How do I find this girly gene that makes me good at all of that?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Auntie help!

I spend hours getting ready for meets, making myself look as gorgeous as I can. Unfortunately by the end of a session I look like Iggy Pop! What can I do?

Primer and moisturising before foundation. Leave for 30mins before applying foundation.

Longwear foundations help that are sweat proof etc.

Use setting powder, let it sit for a bit then brush off.

Also use a setting spray.

Google waterproof setting sprays.

This tip will be a game changer.

Spray it onto a beauty blender, till its saturated, then blot it all over your face and let it dry. This way you cover everything.

Buy waterproof mascara.

For lips buy a lip sealer to help your lipstick from smudging.

If it's a lipstick use a flat brush to apply it. This will give you an even thin coat.

Love Auntie Wendi x

Dear Auntie Wendi

You've just made me realise what a lazy cow I am with my make up techniques. How do I find this girly gene that makes me good at all of that?!

Some of us have to go that extra mile to look girly and femme.

From judging from your pics you're doing OK.

These are just extra precautions to make your make last and stay longer.

Though I swear buy the beauty blender and setting spray trick.

You lock everything in plave and it covers your whole face properly.

Ohh I've a million tricks up my sleeve.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Wendi

I'm having a boudoir shoot soon, & for the 'dark' lingerie option, do I wear;

- my black sheer lace teddy

- my black wet look & fishnet bodysuit

- my black & nude lace 3piece set

(Stockings & heels are a given.)

TIA xo

Do all three, it's greet to have more than one look when you do a photo shoot.

I usually do three outfit changes at socials.

No matter what you wear you'll look stunning.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Thankyou!

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By *anny 213Man
over a year ago

7southshields

Hi we cant diside leather or latex out fit and heel or boots

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi we cant diside leather or latex out fit and heel or boots "

Sorry I don't understand your question?

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

wendy i wear sauvage after shave,, in need of a change what do you recomend x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wendy i wear sauvage after shave,, in need of a change what do you recomend x"

Well it is a good one, sometimes a change is good.

I literally have no scene of smell at times from a broken nose and damage to the nerve.

So od not be a great candidate your safes bet is to go in somewhere try a few swatches and take them with you, as time passes some scents fade or get stronger, plus you'll be able to see if you still lile the smell an hour or two later.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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