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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Maya gave me amongst other things on my birthday .

A all tin of mints

Its yellow tin with big read stripe

On it why reads In big letters .

CAUTION

GRUMPy

OLD. GIT

Mints

What unusual gift have you had given .

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

My recent favourite is a little trophy with a happy banana on it and engraved with my name and the words "No1 Cocksucking Whore"

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"My recent favourite is a little trophy with a happy banana on it and engraved with my name and the words "No1 Cocksucking Whore" "

Nice she got me trophy years ago

Saying worlds greatest master on it .oh how times change lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter gave me a t shirt with "CCKWMBL" on it.

She thought the "WNKR" one was a bit harsh

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"My daughter gave me a t shirt with "CCKWMBL" on it.

She thought the "WNKR" one was a bit harsh "

Yes I know know how sencertive you are such things .

I only brought up the subject of the mints as I'm sat here eating them

And like your. Likening for reheating

Cold drinks .I thought waste not want no .and I fancied a mint .

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Years ago whilst in a relationship he gave me a cabbage plant for an anniversary gift, slightly better than a hoover I suppose

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Years ago whilst in a relationship he gave me a cabbage plant for an anniversary gift, slightly better than a hoover I suppose "

Don't knock Hoover's you get more out of one than a cabbage plant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago whilst in a relationship he gave me a cabbage plant for an anniversary gift, slightly better than a hoover I suppose

Don't knock Hoover's you get more out of one than a cabbage plant

"

More nutrition from a cabbage though

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i


"Years ago whilst in a relationship he gave me a cabbage plant for an anniversary gift, slightly better than a hoover I suppose

Don't knock Hoover's you get more out of one than a cabbage plant

More nutrition from a cabbage though"

Lol the dog ate it, I was so happy

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

My ex husband (note the ex) gave me a walnut cake and a card signed by his friends one birthday and a three piece suite for Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My recent favourite is a little trophy with a happy banana on it and engraved with my name and the words "No1 Cocksucking Whore" "

Does the banana have googly eyes on it?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Years ago whilst in a relationship he gave me a cabbage plant for an anniversary gift, slightly better than a hoover I suppose

Don't knock Hoover's you get more out of one than a cabbage plant

More nutrition from a cabbage though"

Indeed it take your point well made .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"My ex husband (note the ex) gave me a walnut cake and a card signed by his friends one birthday and a three piece suite for Christmas. "

Well I'm most surprised at you not been happy about that unless you don't like walnut cake and of course leads to the question

Did you keep the suite when you split .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"My recent favourite is a little trophy with a happy banana on it and engraved with my name and the words "No1 Cocksucking Whore"

Does the banana have googly eyes on it? "

That's a good question wonko

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"My ex husband (note the ex) gave me a walnut cake and a card signed by his friends one birthday and a three piece suite for Christmas.

Well I'm most surprised at you not been happy about that unless you don't like walnut cake and of course leads to the question

Did you keep the suite when you split ."

No I didn't it was an awful old fashioned thing

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"My ex husband (note the ex) gave me a walnut cake and a card signed by his friends one birthday and a three piece suite for Christmas.

Well I'm most surprised at you not been happy about that unless you

don't like walnut cake and of

course leads to the question

Did you keep the suite when you split .

No I didn't it was an awful old fashioned thing "

It always amuses me peoples thoughts on their exes I've not a bad word to say about any of mine

They help make us what we are today .

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"My ex husband (note the ex) gave me a walnut cake and a card signed by his friends one birthday and a three piece suite for Christmas.

Well I'm most surprised at you not been happy about that unless you

don't like walnut cake and of

course leads to the question

Did you keep the suite when you split .

No I didn't it was an awful old fashioned thing

It always amuses me peoples thoughts on their exes I've not a bad word to say about any of mine

They help make us what we are today ."

You're right they do make us what we are today and vice versa. I don't have many good words to say about mine, with good reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex husband (note the ex) gave me a walnut cake and a card signed by his friends one birthday and a three piece suite for Christmas. "

Did he follow it up with a dining suite and carpet the next year?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"My ex husband (note the ex) gave me a walnut cake and a card signed by his friends one birthday and a three piece suite for Christmas.

Did he follow it up with a dining suite and carpet the next year?"

He didn't get the opportunity

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

A torch

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"A torch "

Hang we could be talking here

How many lumins was it .

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton


"A torch

Hang we could be talking here

How many lumins was it ."

No idea,it was when I was 9

My Aunt got my cousin's etc cool army trucks.

Always bugged me

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"A torch

Hang we could be talking here

How many lumins was it .

No idea,it was when I was 9

My Aunt got my cousin's etc cool

army trucks.

Always bugged me "

Ah the things that stay with us for life my sister say she didn't get a bike and me and my other sister did .

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