FabSwingers.com forum: If you were a biscuit...

By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

If you were to be reincarnated as a biscuit, what biscuit would you be...and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be a jammy dodger because I’m jammy and dodgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be a jammy dodger because I’m jammy and dodgy

More like a cheese cracker...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be a jammy dodger because I’m jammy and dodgy

More like a cheese cracker...

Ah but is that technically a biscuit?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Ginger nut

Because I’m hard & a bit spicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shortbread, because people who don’t like me can’t be trusted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be a jammy dodger because I’m jammy and dodgy

More like a cheese cracker...

Ah but is that technically a biscuit?

Oooo now we're in dodgy territory. I'd say TUC is a biscuit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seabiscuit...

Because I'm the underdog that outlasts the competition and always wins big coming from behind

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

A coconut ring! Bcause i do enjoy a big winkle and ass ringer. Haha

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

custard cream love a soft centre..

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Woke up today feeling cream crackered so that’ll work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be an Abbey Crunch - sadly no longer in existence but considered by many biscuit connoisseurs to be the finest biscuit ever produced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be a jammy dodger because I’m jammy and dodgy

More like a cheese cracker...

Ah but is that technically a biscuit?

Oooo now we're in dodgy territory. I'd say TUC is a biscuit....

I’m waiting for someone to say Jaffa cake

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Jammie dodger because they are biscuit gods.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a choc chip cookie. Sweet, a bit soft, but with a few tasty dark surprises too....

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I’d be a jammy dodger because I’m jammy and dodgy

More like a cheese cracker...

Ah but is that technically a biscuit?

Oooo now we're in dodgy territory. I'd say TUC is a biscuit....

I’m waiting for someone to say Jaffa cake

You provocateur, you!

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Garibaldi, thin and full of currents

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I'd be an oat and raisin cookie. Because from the ingredient names you could convince yourself they're healthy. But they're not.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Penguin as others have said I have a wobble when I walk like Charlie Chaplin

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

A Jaffa cake

Just so I can cause arguments and confusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd a be a soggy biscuit, and im not talking dunked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Limp Bizkit, yo

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"If you were to be reincarnated as a biscuit, what biscuit would you be...and why? "

Its always good to read such imaginative threads

I do thought on this possibility before .but now I will .

So what's is our motivation for

Choseing which one .

My is its got appeal to the ladies more the gents as I'd rather be in a woman's for old times sake .

So with that in mind

Its got to be a chocolate covered

And like I say for old times sake

May as well also be a knob .

There we have it a chocolate hobnob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be a jammy dodger because I’m jammy and dodgy

More like a cheese cracker...

Ah but is that technically a biscuit?

Oooo now we're in dodgy territory. I'd say TUC is a biscuit....

I’m waiting for someone to say Jaffa cake

You provocateur, you!"

I’ve been called worse

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By *addy bareMan
over a year ago

lakeside

I would be a jaffa cake,so I can have the best of both worlds.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Probably a malted milk...on first impressions i seem a bit plain and uninspiring but once you get a taste I'm homely, comforting and moreish

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Wagon wheel

Crunchy sweet on the outside, soft in the middle and I'm round

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

An oreo so I’d be twisted around, spread open, and licked down the middle.

I guess you pull it apart really but that sounds kinda painful.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

A Hobknob

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’m a foxes raspberry cream.

Basically a Jammie dodger (which everyone loves) but better and less well known. Full of cream and very tasty. Makes you feel good you strayed outside the norm.

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

"A shortbread, because people who don’t like me can’t be trusted. "

Hahahahahaha I LOVE this answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A garibaldi

Bit fruity

But ultimately satisfying

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I'll be a fig roll because not I'm not for everyone, but those who like me think I'm fantastic.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I think what I would be is self explanatory

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

A Ben's cookie, because:

1) We are both from Oxford;

2) We are not well-known, but once tasted, you'll want to keep coming back.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A Garibaldi. Got a stupid name, but totally yummy

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"A Garibaldi. Got a stupid name, but totally yummy "

Classy

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

This thread has been invaded by the Jaffa cake brigade

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By *ee_78Woman
over a year ago

IT changes

Pink wafer …

Sweet and innocent but then just melt in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Garibaldi. Got a stupid name, but totally yummy "

Named after an Italian freedom fighter.

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By *lues eyesMan
over a year ago

tiverton

Shortcake

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Pink wafer …

Sweet and innocent but then just melt in your mouth

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be one of the rejects included in a bag of biscuit bits.

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

I don't know a figure roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice biscuit

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By *inxybWoman
over a year ago

Durham

I’d be a raspberry and white chocolate cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Nice biscuit. Nothing too fancy but tastes far better than what they look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mint viscount.

Decadent, shiny wrapping and melts in the mouth .

Its a classy biscuit.

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I would be a Jaffa Cake.....but is it a biscuit or a cake...what you think x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguin. Sweet and lovely with a shit joke you can't help but laugh at

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm a Crunch Cream. Tough on the outside but soft on the inside

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

None, I don’t want to be dipped in hot tea

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Peanut butter biscuit.

Nutty, full of fat and off limits to some people under fear of death.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

A club biscuit. A bit thick on the outside but ultimately tasty

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a penguin as I have little feet, and waddle as I walk

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’d be a shortie.

For the first time ever!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Well obviously, I’d be a Dorset Knob.

You may find this hard to believe, but, there are those who think I am one anyway.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Bourbon. Why the hell not?

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Le Petit Beurre - sweet, salty buttery goodness!

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

The SAS of biscuits a Hob Nob soak me to the bone and and I'll stay hard throughout

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Cadbury’s Fingers

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Sugar cookie. Cos I am good dressed up in icing and in different shapes for every season or just plain old perfection.

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

If a custard cream could represent a threesome then I’d be the cream in the middle

Vixen x

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By *ust MikeMan
over a year ago

Yaxley

Choc hobnob…because I can be addictive

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