FabSwingers.com forum: Is the pineapple thing real?

By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Yes, people really do like it on pizza.

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

Yeah... pineapples are real

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By *hubbysimonMan
over a year ago

Whitwell

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If it’s the idea that it makes cum taste better yes. If it’s the idea it should not be added to a pizza yes lol

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By *otdave75 OP Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

thanks for giving me a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I assumed we were talking about holding one upside down as a swingers sign?... Caused some commotion when I've been railed over the checkout in my local Asda once or twice

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Which pineapple thing? They are quite fascinating and have loads of interesting history.

For a start they aren't a fruit, but rather a "Collective Berry". Basically a group of berries fused together. Like a giant fruity orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which pineapple thing? They are quite fascinating and have loads of interesting history.

For a start they aren't a fruit, but rather a "Collective Berry". Basically a group of berries fused together. Like a giant fruity orgy

They were also apparently used as 'stunt' fruit. Back in the day you'd hire a pineapple to sit as a centerpiece on your table to show off how fancy you were

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

In the late 16th and early 17th century they were incredibly rare and were the ultimate status symbol. They were to expensive to eat and often rented by the super rich, just to be put on display at parties....

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Which pineapple thing? They are quite fascinating and have loads of interesting history.

For a start they aren't a fruit, but rather a "Collective Berry". Basically a group of berries fused together. Like a giant fruity orgy

They were also apparently used as 'stunt' fruit. Back in the day you'd hire a pineapple to sit as a centerpiece on your table to show off how fancy you were "

This is absolutely true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn pineapples

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

In the 18th century wealty people hired horticulturists to develop heated hothouses to grow them. They take 3 years to mature and fruit and would often have a dedicated servant to look after them. Sleeping next to them in the winter, so that they could be kept at the correct temperature and tended 24/7.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Same as grapefruit

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

In New England in the 18th and 19th centuries sailors would bring them home from trips to South America. And they would display them in the window of the cottage to show that they were back from the sea. It became a kind of cultural symbol. Many houses there are still adorned with Pineapple Plaques next to the door. Upside down meant the hubby was away at sea, and right way up meant he had come home.

That could be the origin of the 'swingers' upside down Pineapple.

If the hubby was at sea, then one might 'visit' the wife to 'entertain' her

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Sorry... My hobby is collecting useless facts

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By *ldFashionedGentMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Sorry... My hobby is collecting useless facts

Nothing wrong with a little knowledge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt what a PingWing is this week

Google is useful afterall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry... My hobby is collecting useless facts

I find stuff like this extremely interesting. I'm also curious to seek if I can apply to be a 'pineapple watcher' still?... I suspect sadly not

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I learnt what a PingWing is this week

Google is useful afterall

Do enlighten us... Is it an Exotic fruit or Something a Thai stripper does to entertain punters?

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Sorry... My hobby is collecting useless facts

I find stuff like this extremely interesting. I'm also curious to seek if I can apply to be a 'pineapple watcher' still?... I suspect sadly not

Awsome username, by the way

made me smile and chuckle XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learnt what a PingWing is this week

Google is useful afterall

Do enlighten us... Is it an Exotic fruit or Something a Thai stripper does to entertain punters?

This made me laugh far too hard.

It's a strange kind of fruit in the pineapple family.

Also found on fab entertaining lots of folk.

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I learnt what a PingWing is this week

Google is useful afterall

Do enlighten us... Is it an Exotic fruit or Something a Thai stripper does to entertain punters?

This made me laugh far too hard.

It's a strange kind of fruit in the pineapple family.

Also found on fab entertaining lots of folk."

Thanks I was more interested in looking at your profile, than Google, and you can definitely Ping my Wing any time you want

Oh and I did Google it afterwards and it looks awsome I definitely want to taste one of them too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learnt what a PingWing is this week

Google is useful afterall

Do enlighten us... Is it an Exotic fruit or Something a Thai stripper does to entertain punters?

This made me laugh far too hard.

It's a strange kind of fruit in the pineapple family.

Also found on fab entertaining lots of folk.

Thanks I was more interested in looking at your profile, than Google, and you can definitely Ping my Wing any time you want

Oh and I did Google it afterwards and it looks awsome I definitely want to taste one of them too!

Oh I think I'll avoid any pingwing fab or otherwise.

Not sure if they are good or even enjoyable. Could be sour for all I know. Google did not tell me that much.

Just a few weird looking pics

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Sorry... My hobby is collecting useless facts

I love useless facts.

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I learnt what a PingWing is this week

Google is useful afterall

Do enlighten us... Is it an Exotic fruit or Something a Thai stripper does to entertain punters?

This made me laugh far too hard.

It's a strange kind of fruit in the pineapple family.

Also found on fab entertaining lots of folk.

Thanks I was more interested in looking at your profile, than Google, and you can definitely Ping my Wing any time you want

Oh and I did Google it afterwards and it looks awsome I definitely want to taste one of them too!

Oh I think I'll avoid any pingwing fab or otherwise.

Not sure if they are good or even enjoyable. Could be sour for all I know. Google did not tell me that much.

Just a few weird looking pics"

According to Google they are sweet and related to the pineapple.

I love trying new tropical fruits.I used to scour the markets all over East and West Africa looking for local flavours. Custard Apples, Delicious Monsters, lady's fingers, Durian, Bayobab, Marulla Donkey berries. Bananadillas, Tamarind, Loquats, Jackfruits. And loads I don't even have names for..

Only exiting new fruit I've tried recently was a Caviar Lime. Sour but Yummy

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

"Sorry... My hobby is collecting useless facts

Don't apologise, the Lounge needs more fruit-based existentialism

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

True fruit needs more representation. The only fruits I see in fab pics are Cucumbers, and although I find the pictures to be of arousing interest, I'm not entirely convinced of the artistic merit of some of the poses.... And I'm not sure that the relationship between the model and the fruit is entirely consensual either... Do fruit lives even matter?

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Sadly yes,People put it on pizza

But then I will eat pineapple and cheese sticks

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

In Swaziland you can buy freshly peeled pineapple on a stick dipped in curry powder from vendors along the roadsides....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In Swaziland you can buy freshly peeled pineapple on a stick dipped in curry powder from vendors along the roadsides.... "

Why?

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

In South Africa when alcohol sales were banned during Covid, everyone started to brew homemade Pineapple beer. Sadly this delicious homebrew ended up killing loads of people and became mini tragedy all on its own.

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

"In Swaziland you can buy freshly peeled pineapple on a stick dipped in curry powder from vendors along the roadsides.... "

Going to need to try it now

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"In Swaziland you can buy freshly peeled pineapple on a stick dipped in curry powder from vendors along the roadsides....

Why? "

I knowow it sounds like an ungodly act against humanity, but it's surpringly tasty and refreshing!

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By *heoneandonlyEJCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Pineapple contains a mixture of proteolytic enzymes known as bromelain. When you eat pineapple the enzymes literally start to digest the cells of your tongue. So there you have it- pineapples eat you, which makes them a very naughty fruit indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I literally never knew all of this about pineapple!... Never been so excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re fake. Just like the birds thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SpongeBob thinks they're real... he lives in one... under the sea.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

As an online shopper had the best pick yet other week made me smile rest of shift in one tote so one customer had 3 large pineapples 6 cartons of pineapple juice and a ceramic fruit bowl (I assume for keys) one of my colleagues is on fabs I had to tell her we were both giggling all morning x

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Personally I have never seen or know of anyone being fucked with the rough end of a pineapple.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I always turn them upside down in Waitrose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s true that it’s probably the worst possible thing to have inserted.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I think if anyone approached me in a supermarket because my pineapple was upside down I'd poke them in the eye.

Mrs

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"In Swaziland you can buy freshly peeled pineapple on a stick dipped in curry powder from vendors along the roadsides....

Going to need to try it now

Easyjet fly there soon.

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