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"I don’t meet the criteria "• You meet my Cliteria.  | |||
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"I don't know if you'll find one here Nero " Haha | |||
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"I don't know if you'll find one here Nero Haha "You’re definitely not one Grumps | |||
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"I don't know if you'll find one here Nero " • It was a looooong shot. You were a prime candi-date once upon a time, but then you fell from grace.  | |||
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"I don't know if you'll find one here Nero • It was a looooong shot. You were a prime candi-date once upon a time, but then you fell from grace. "Hibernation does that to a lass  | |||
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"Posh but not a lady? Will that do? "• Sometimes I have to compromise, Le Petit Oiseau. | |||
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"I don't know if you'll find one here Nero Haha
You’re definitely not one Grumps "I'm Posh as Fuck Me | |||
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"I don't know if you'll find one here Nero Haha
You’re definitely not one Grumps
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"I don't know if you'll find one here Nero Haha
You’re definitely not one Grumps
I'm Posh as Fuck Me "I haven't met Fuck Me, they do sound posh though. | |||
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"I am neither posh nor a lady. I think I meet all the other criteria." • You're actually the closest one, geographically and sentimentally. | |||
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"I am neither posh nor a lady. I think I meet all the other criteria. • You're actually the closest one, geographically and sentimentally." Oh ok. I thought apply within was the only criterion I met! | |||
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"I am incredibly posh. F" • A posh lady wouldn't use an adverb. If she's posh, she posh. That's like comparing black with very black. 
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"Not sure about posh but I can push, talk pish and enjoy puss "• Those are quite niche characteristics. Hmmmm....•°* | |||
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"I don't know if you'll find one here Nero • It was a looooong shot. You were a prime candi-date once upon a time, but then you fell from grace.
Hibernation does that to a lass "• I thought it was self-imposed exile... | |||
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You meet my Cliteria. "You know how I like my gin | |||
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"I could pretend Professor Higgins. J" • Ah, the scholastic variety. I suppose I could teach you a few things. Edification, elocution, oral... | |||
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You meet my Cliteria.
You know how I like my gin "• Yep, like my pubic bone: Neat. . | |||
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"I am a very elegant lady. One doesn’t call oneself “posh”" • You've got a refined and urbane décollatage. That's something at least.  | |||
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"I don't know if you'll find one here Nero Haha
You’re definitely not one Grumps
I'm Posh as Fuck Me
I haven't met Fuck Me, they do sound posh though."• | |||
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"I am neither posh nor a lady. I think I meet all the other criteria. • You're actually the closest one, geographically and sentimentally. Oh ok. I thought apply within was the only criterion I met!" • You're ½ way there. | |||
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"I am neither posh nor a lady. I think I meet all the other criteria. • You're actually the closest one, geographically and sentimentally. Oh ok. I thought apply within was the only criterion I met! • You're ½ way there." Lizard on a chair? IYKYK | |||
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"Damn that leaves me out "• If you surrendered your Humvee and Dodge Ram, you might have a chance. | |||
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"I could pretend Professor Higgins. J • Ah, the scholastic variety. I suppose I could teach you a few things. Edification, elocution, oral..." Cor, wouldn't it be luvverly | |||
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"I’m in a wonderful relationship with a posh lady, she’s so posh she has staff" • I perused your couples profile earlier. It's very crisp and refined.  | |||
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"I'm posh as f@ck lol" • You're still posh-worthy.  | |||
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"I am a very elegant lady. One doesn’t call oneself “posh”" MistyPeaks, beautiful pics, indeed, very elegant  | |||
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" • You're ½ way there. Lizard on a chair? IYKYK " Lipstick on a pear | |||
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"Port Out, Starboard Home. Not a lady but I'm all woman! " A natural woman | |||
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" • You're ½ way there. Lizard on a chair? IYKYK
Lipstick on a pear"I can’t listen to that bloody song anymore | |||
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"Like Victoria Beckham Posh? I think I qualify due to geolocation. " • I think Victoria Beckham is 'nouveau riche'. I'm looking for someone who's established. i.e. old money. | |||
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"I'm quite posh and a true lady... its the eejits on here that i hang around with who give me a bad name! "DreamyBoo, love to spank a posh lady, ....  | |||
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"Port Out, Starboard Home. Not a lady but I'm all woman! A natural woman "Sings "you make me feeeeeel, like a natturrrraaaallll woman". | |||
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"Port Out, Starboard Home. Not a lady but I'm all woman! A natural woman
Sings "you make me feeeeeel, like a natturrrraaaallll woman". "Just watched it. Can’t stop singing it  | |||
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"I've been described as posh before but I'm not." • If you can quote Shakespeare, e.g. "Journeys end in lovers meeting", then you might just cut the refined mustard. | |||
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"I'm quite posh and a true lady... its the eejits on here that i hang around with who give me a bad name! "^^ this is all a lie | |||
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"I ain’t no lady. " • InkedMinx, if you can handle a cock equally well as handling a conversation then I beg to differ. | |||
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"I'm quite posh and a true lady... its the eejits on here that i hang around with who give me a bad name!
^^ this is all a lie "Seconded | |||
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"I'm rough as fuck "• KC², I have no words! | |||
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"Like Victoria Beckham Posh? I think I qualify due to geolocation. • I think Victoria Beckham is 'nouveau riche'. I'm looking for someone who's established. i.e. old money." I have some shillings if you like really old money? | |||
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"Like Victoria Beckham Posh? I think I qualify due to geolocation. • I think Victoria Beckham is 'nouveau riche'. I'm looking for someone who's established. i.e. old money." Not a fan of Spice Girls then, eh?
Disappointing. | |||
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"Im out "You're back! | |||
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"I'm rough as fuck
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KC², I have no words! "Unusual for one so verbose | |||
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"sorry. I aint posh or a lady" • | |||
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"I could pretend Professor Higgins. J • Ah, the scholastic variety. I suppose I could teach you a few things. Edification, elocution, oral... Cor, wouldn't it be luvverly" • I suspect that I will keep you busy. You'll do a lot, not Dolittle. | |||
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If you surrendered your Humvee and Dodge Ram, you might have a chance. "good because I don't own any of those | |||
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"Port Out, Starboard Home. Not a lady but I'm all woman! " • Lady Sprockett! Landed gentry. | |||
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"Not sure about posh but I can push, talk pish and enjoy puss
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Those are quite niche characteristics. Hmmmm....•°*"Coz is where I is at.... niche said | |||
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"Port Out, Starboard Home. Not a lady but I'm all woman! • Lady Sprockett! Landed gentry. "You don't know the half of it my dear Neró. | |||
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"I ain’t no lady. • InkedMinx, if you can handle a cock equally well as handling a conversation then I beg to differ. "Do I handle a cock well? | |||
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"I am a very elegant lady. One doesn’t call oneself “posh” MistyPeaks, beautiful pics, indeed, very elegant "• Would you concur that they are posh "pics"?  | |||
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"Pösh... like Mary Poppins? "• You •are• Mary Poppins! | |||
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"Pösh... like Mary Poppins?
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You •are• Mary Poppins! "How super. In fact supercalifragilisicexpialidotious | |||
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"I'm quite posh and a true lady... its the eejits on here that i hang around with who give me a bad name! "• Bøø, how about some refined åfternoon teå, to counteract the "eejits" in your life? "Bøø" isn't a bad name. It's not brilliant, but it isn't bad either. | |||
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"I'm quite posh and a true lady... its the eejits on here that i hang around with who give me a bad name!
DreamyBoo, love to spank a posh lady, .... "• She does have sizeable ass-ets! | |||
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"Im out "• If you can bàké a  then you're in! | |||
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"I can offer infamous heritage "• Are you the scion of an established family, with an estate? | |||
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"Like Victoria Beckham Posh? I think I qualify due to geolocation. • I think Victoria Beckham is 'nouveau riche'. I'm looking for someone who's established. i.e. old money. I have some shillings if you like really old money? "• I hanker for a Florin and a Farthing. | |||
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"Like Victoria Beckham Posh? I think I qualify due to geolocation. • I think Victoria Beckham is 'nouveau riche'. I'm looking for someone who's established. i.e. old money. Not a fan of Spice Girls then, eh?
Disappointing."• | |||
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KC², I have no words!
Unusual for one so verbose "• I was mesmerised by "French Kissin' in the USA" by Blondie, KC², to think of a suitable response. I think the last time you had anything posh in you mouth was that Nduja sausage! | |||
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If you surrendered your Humvee and Dodge Ram, you might have a chance. good because I don't own any of those "• From Hicksville to Poshville!  | |||
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"I'm quite posh and a true lady... its the eejits on here that i hang around with who give me a bad name!
^^ this is all a lie "You've never even met me! | |||
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"Not sure about posh but I can push, talk pish and enjoy puss
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Those are quite niche characteristics. Hmmmm....•°*
Coz is where I is at.... niche said"• Ah, but ruin does not look like you. | |||
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"Port Out, Starboard Home. Not a lady but I'm all woman! • Lady Sprockett! Landed gentry.
You don't know the half of it my dear Neró. "• Oh, do you have blue blood??? | |||
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"Common as muck And proud of it "• | |||
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"I ain’t no lady. • InkedMinx, if you can handle a cock equally well as handling a conversation then I beg to differ.
Do I handle a cock well? "• According to Vogue™ and Harper's Bazaar™ - you do! | |||
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"Pösh... like Mary Poppins?
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You •are• Mary Poppins!
How super.
In fact supercalifragilisicexpialidotious"• I can't even spell that! My turban dictionary won't allow it. | |||
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"I reckon I could pull it off, buy me a nice black dress from primark " • PD, I'm taking you down to Sloane Street for some majestic shopping. You shall eat off the fat of the land, not Matalan. | |||
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"I'm quite posh and a true lady... its the eejits on here that i hang around with who give me a bad name!
^^ this is all a lie
You've never even met me!"• I've met you. It was a hedonistic pleasure, without measure. | |||
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"Not in "• Your cleavage says otherwise. | |||
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"I reckon I could pull it off, buy me a nice black dress from primark • PD, I'm taking you down to Sloane Street for some majestic shopping. You shall eat off the fat of the land, not Matalan." I'll make sure I get my nails done in preparation | |||
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"I'm told I have a posh telephone voice if that counts "• This will need to be verified. It just so happens that I'm seeking a telephone operator for the Comms room in my estate. | |||
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"I reckon I could pull it off, buy me a nice black dress from primark • PD, I'm taking you down to Sloane Street for some majestic shopping. You shall eat off the fat of the land, not Matalan. I'll make sure I get my nails done in preparation " • Goodness! This Piscean Dream is fast becoming a Piscean Reality! | |||
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"I'm told I have a posh telephone voice if that counts
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This will need to be verified. It just so happens that I'm seeking a telephone operator for the Comms room in my estate. "And what would said telephone operator has to say as they answered incoming calls | |||
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"Posh?? I'm Welsh I'll have you know!  "• They're not mutually exclusive. | |||
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"I'm not posh. I'm not a lady. I wouldn't say I'm common though. Ah the postcoital existential crisis, how I've missed thee. " • Dear ex-wife, you still bear the hallmarks of your Swiss finishing school! You must really miss my refined phallus. | |||
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"Posh?? I'm Welsh I'll have you know!
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"I'm told I have a posh telephone voice if that counts
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This will need to be verified. It just so happens that I'm seeking a telephone operator for the Comms room in my estate.
And what would said telephone operator has to say as they answered incoming calls "• "Duchess Cede, the lady of the house speaking!". | |||
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I am a lady though "• Through investiture or through marriage? | |||
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"Port Out, Starboard Home. Not a lady but I'm all woman! • Lady Sprockett! Landed gentry.
You don't know the half of it my dear Neró.
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Oh, do you have blue blood??? "A refine shade of regal purple. Blue is a bit common. | |||
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"...required. Åpply Within." Are you actually looking for a posh lady (which is really just about upbringing) or are you requiring a well spoken, ex public school girl who looks good in hunters and tennis whites and frequently sips Kir Royale? | |||
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"Are you actually looking for a posh lady (which is really just about upbringing) or are you requiring a well spoken, ex public school girl who looks good in hunters and tennis whites and frequently sips Kir Royale? " • Marchioness, I am lôôking for what you have described. However, it would be ideal if her knitwear is from Sunspel™, her dainty purse from Loewe™ and that she fits in, without effort, around Marylebone High Street on the weekdays and The Cotswolds on the weekends. However, what I'm looking for and what I'll settle for are two different things! | |||
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"Private school educated. University degree. Good table etiquette. Enjoy a broad range of classical music. Can ride a horse, and sail. Have been seen at the Henley Regatta. Polish up quite respectably in a dress and high heels. Absolute slag in bed. I believe I fit the bill.
Almost... "• I think you may have clenched the deal! | |||
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"Private school educated. University degree. Good table etiquette. Enjoy a broad range of classical music. Can ride a horse, and sail. Have been seen at the Henley Regatta. Polish up quite respectably in a dress and high heels. Absolute slag in bed. I believe I fit the bill.
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I think you may have clenched the deal! "I always wanted to be a trophy wife.
I'll start packing... | |||
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"Private school educated. University degree. Good table etiquette. Enjoy a broad range of classical music. Can ride a horse, and sail. Have been seen at the Henley Regatta. Polish up quite respectably in a dress and high heels. Absolute slag in bed. I believe I fit the bill.
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I think you may have clenched the deal!
I always wanted to be a trophy wife.
I'll start packing... "• Haha! | |||
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"Try contacting lady Sonia, though I think she's retired from porn lol" • I'm soul-searching for "posh", not "porn". They're similar sounding but a gulf apart. | |||
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"I drink like a fish and swear like a sailor. I’m out. "In my experience, most posh girls do exactly that. You’re in after all. | |||
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"I drink like a fish and swear like a sailor. I’m out.
In my experience, most posh girls do exactly that. You’re in after all."• I have to agree with my sartorial chum, RTG. All it takes is a few Mimosa cocktails to loosen those lips and sink thy ships! She's in. | |||
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"… or are you requiring a well spoken, ex public school girl who looks good in hunters and tennis whites and frequently sips Kir Royale? " I wouldn’t presume to speak for my chum Nerö, but you’ve just described heaven for me. I’m swooning at the very thought. No need for her to be an ex public school girl though. It’s her bearing that impresses, not where she learned it. (I’m thinking Rosamund Pike maybe. Or Kate Moss without the self-destructive streak.) | |||
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"I'm an earthy piece of Yorkshire grit, any lady Chatterley types on here?" • ...of the posh variety? | |||
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"I'm not posh. I'm not a lady. I wouldn't say I'm common though. Ah the postcoital existential crisis, how I've missed thee. • Dear ex-wife, you still bear the hallmarks of your Swiss finishing school! You must really miss my refined phallus. "Ha! I wish I sounded like I attended a Swiss finishing school! I'm a Home Counties public school voiced girl through and through - bit of an accent sponge though. Refined phallus. Oh you. | |||
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"I'm not posh. I'm not a lady. I wouldn't say I'm common though. Ah the postcoital existential crisis, how I've missed thee. • Dear ex-wife, you still bear the hallmarks of your Swiss finishing school! You must really miss my refined phallus.
Ha! I wish I sounded like I attended a Swiss finishing school! I'm a Home Counties public school voiced girl through and through - bit of an accent sponge though.
Refined phallus. Oh you."• I like how you surreptitiously snuck in the "public school" reference! You're posh, undeniably. | |||
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"For a Wulfrunian I sound fairly posh. Not sure how ladylike I am though "• The word on the boulevard is that you are very much a Ladywulf. Perhaps you qualify... | |||
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"I drink like a fish and swear like a sailor. I’m out.
In my experience, most posh girls do exactly that. You’re in after all.
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I have to agree with my sartorial chum, RTG. All it takes is a few Mimosa cocktails to loosen those lips and sink thy ships!
She's in."Ah you two are darlings. Mines a G&T when you are ready | |||
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"...a well spoken, ex public school girl who looks good in hunters and tennis whites and frequently sips Kir Royale? " Oh, hello, every woman I've ever dated - fancy seeing you here. | |||
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"...a well spoken, ex public school girl who looks good in hunters and tennis whites and frequently sips Kir Royale? Oh, hello, every woman I've ever dated - fancy seeing you here." • YOLO, you unquenchable lothario! Is there no sacrosanct ink pot that your quill pen hasn't been dipped in!? | |||
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"...a well spoken, ex public school girl who looks good in hunters and tennis whites and frequently sips Kir Royale? Oh, hello, every woman I've ever dated - fancy seeing you here." As you well know, mine are le chemeau  really can't stand tennis but I do challenge you to a game of fives post luncheon? | |||
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"… or are you requiring a well spoken, ex public school girl who looks good in hunters and tennis whites and frequently sips Kir Royale? I wouldn’t presume to speak for my chum Nerö, but you’ve just described heaven for me. I’m swooning at the very thought. No need for her to be an ex public school girl though. It’s her bearing that impresses, not where she learned it. (I’m thinking Rosamund Pike maybe. Or Kate Moss without the self-destructive streak.)" Cannot actually beat swearing and drinking with good deportment | |||
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"Cannot actually beat swearing and drinking with good deportment "Fucking right. *sips earl grey, pinky finger extended* | |||
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"Cannot actually beat swearing and drinking with good deportment
Fucking right.
*sips earl grey, pinky finger extended*"It's taken decades of practice to stop the pinky whilst drinking my pint to be fair  | |||
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"Like hen’s teeth on here lol " • Are you also looking? | |||
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"I'm posh as f@ck lol • You're still posh-worthy. "Charmer xxxx | |||
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"I'm posh as f@ck lol • You're still posh-worthy.
Charmer xxxx"• | |||
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"I'm posh as f@ck lol • You're still posh-worthy.
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"Have you found a victim… I mean lady yet Nero? | |||
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"I'm posh as f@ck lol • You're still posh-worthy.
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Have you found a victim… I mean lady yet Nero? "Yes me... I'm learning how to eat chips with a silver fork | |||
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"Yes me... I'm learning how to eat chips with a silver fork"
She’s a regular Eliza Boolittle. | |||
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"Yes me... I'm learning how to eat chips with a silver fork
She’s a regular Eliza Boolittle."Limited Edition | |||
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"Yes me... I'm learning how to eat chips with a silver fork
She’s a regular Eliza Boolittle.
Limited Edition "Limited edition just means crap
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"Yes me... I'm learning how to eat chips with a silver fork
She’s a regular Eliza Boolittle.
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Ps only joking Boo "You're not too short for a telling off you know, I'll happily get on my knees to do it... | |||
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"LíttlèBírd — I mean, Le Petit Oiseau — alas no joy. I may settle for Bøø. She is, however, a bit of a 'Ruff Diamond' that requires frequent polishing.
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I'm going to change my tact: keep an êyê out for my next thread - "Elite Woman"."How dare you! Nothing about me is rough.... Watch your back Nero, you're heading for a dunking in the nearest puddle.... | |||
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"Yes me... I'm learning how to eat chips with a silver fork
She’s a regular Eliza Boolittle.
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Limited edition just means crap
Ps only joking Boo
You're not too short for a telling off you know, I'll happily get on my knees to do it..."You’ll still be too tall on your knees | |||
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"LíttlèBírd — I mean, Le Petit Oiseau — alas no joy. I may settle for Bøø. She is, however, a bit of a 'Ruff Diamond' that requires frequent polishing.
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