FabSwingers.com forum: Cat napping

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Scientists claim that cat and dog owners get a poor night's sleep and are prone to sleep disorders. Dog Owners are prone to disturbed sleep and cat owners prone to leg jerking. Toms advice. If you want a good night's sleep then don't get a pet. It's all over the news. What's could possibly be going on here guys

By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

It’s actually a really long con they’re playing on us. First, they find a way into our homes. There’s some theory about a mutual need for each other. The dogs helped us hunt, they got the scrapers. The cats kept rodents out of our houses, they also got scraps.what was actually happening was phase one. They knew eventually they would get domesticated and become welcome family members. This was phase 2. Phase 3 is to wear us down over a long period of time, weaken us financially with their vets and food bills. Next is stage 4. They’re weakening us physically. They want us sleep deprived. That will make phase 5 easier…

By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

True story, they're worse than kids. Stayed at my sons last weekend, didn't wake up once during the night! No cats wanting a cuddle at 4am or trying to suffocate me.

By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

What about goldfish owners Tom? Do they just forget if they've had a good nights sleep or not?

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"What about goldfish owners Tom? Do they just forget if they've had a good nights sleep or not?"

The report does not mention fish..

Just cat and dog owners...

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Scientists claim that cat and dog owners get a poor night's sleep and are prone to sleep disorders. Dog Owners are prone to disturbed sleep and cat owners prone to leg jerking. Toms advice. If you want a good night's sleep then don't get a pet. It's all over the news. What's could possibly be going on here guys"

I often get a poor night's sleep but it's less to do with the dogs and more to do with binge watching box sets on Prime/Netflix, working long hours and late night sex sessions til the early morning....