FabSwingers.com forum: Surprising things that arouse you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not quite sure how I chanced across it, but last night I was in a bit of a 'googlehole' and came across a photo of Calum Scott (of BGT / Dancing on my own fame)

In the pic, he was just wearing a pair of swimming trunks and a pair of ladies red high heels

Fuck, he looked hot

Instant localised stiffening in the groin area

Now, I've never even considered men in women's shoes as a thing, but it most certainly did the trick

It will need to be investigated further

So, what little arousing surprises have you lot had of late?

Things that have taken that you had never considered as being horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Aldi shopping trolley always gives me a lob, something about the way the pound slides in the slot, and the curves mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Aldi shopping trolley always gives me a lob, something about the way the pound slides in the slot, and the curves mmmmmm "

Understandable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The alarm clock, it gets me up every morning

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I remember being surprised at the things that turned me on when I was young and just learning.

These days, I just roll with it. If it works for me it works for me.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Really deep bass singing voices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember being surprised at the things that turned me on when I was young and just learning.

These days, I just roll with it. If it works for me it works for me."

What the fuck turned you on?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really deep bass singing voices"

Is it ok if he's tone deaf

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I remember being surprised at the things that turned me on when I was young and just learning.

These days, I just roll with it. If it works for me it works for me.

What the fuck turned you on?!

You're asking the woman who's favourite porn is Insane Clown Pussy?

Who finds absolutely nothing more appealing than full on choking on cock?

Who is openly masochist?

Who requests that all dick pics sent her way have googly eyes?

Don't you pay any attention Brucey?

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

Ellen McArthur. Let's leave it at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really deep bass singing voices"

If i was a rich man

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Really deep bass singing voices

If i was a rich man

“Deeper”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really deep bass singing voices

If i was a rich man

“Deeper”

That's often a word you don't hear on Fab....

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Really deep bass singing voices

If i was a rich man

“Deeper”

That's often a word you don't hear on Fab....

Would you like me to to growl it in your ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember being surprised at the things that turned me on when I was young and just learning.

These days, I just roll with it. If it works for me it works for me.

What the fuck turned you on?!

You're asking the woman who's favourite porn is Insane Clown Pussy?

Who finds absolutely nothing more appealing than full on choking on cock?

Who is openly masochist?

Who requests that all dick pics sent her way have googly eyes?

Don't you pay any attention Brucey?"

Yes. Was it those things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really deep bass singing voices

If i was a rich man

“Deeper”

That's often a word you don't hear on Fab....

Would you like me to to growl it in your ear

I'll be back in a minute, I need a cold shower!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Having the sides of my ring finger stroked.

The other fingers have zero effect. Discovered only this morning and I'm still in shock.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Yes. Was it those things?

Umm. I remember being surprised by the absolute joy in BDSM. I remember seeing Michelle pfeiffer fall through that glass roof in the catwoman outfit and realising that this wasn't how other girls felt looking at girls. And I remember the first time I realised I really cared about someone while they were in the middle of fucking someone else and just feeling the joy instead of jealousy.

I pretty much stopped being surprised by things after those and just embraced joy for what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. Was it those things?

I pretty much stopped being surprised by things after those and just embraced joy for what it is

Why did I Google Clown Porn

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Yes. Was it those things?

I pretty much stopped being surprised by things after those and just embraced joy for what it is

Why did I Google Clown Porn

Nonono.

Don't just Google any old clown porn

Get over to efukt. Type insane clown pussy in the search area, and watch the highlight reel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. Was it those things?

I pretty much stopped being surprised by things after those and just embraced joy for what it is

Why did I Google Clown Porn

Nonono.

Don't just Google any old clown porn

Get over to efukt. Type insane clown pussy in the search area, and watch the highlight reel."

I feel the regret already and I haven't even looked yet

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By *mo512Man
over a year ago

LONDON

Woman wearing a sari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woman wearing a sari"

Guess you're not sari about admitting that

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Really deep bass singing voices

If i was a rich man

“Deeper”

"
paul robeson "old man river " ?

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By *mo512Man
over a year ago

LONDON

"Woman wearing a sari

Guess you're not sari about admitting that

Sari seems to be the hardest word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Aldi shopping trolley always gives me a lob, something about the way the pound slides in the slot, and the curves mmmmmm "

Ooh you dirty so and so!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Really deep bass singing voices

If i was a rich man

“Deeper”

paul robeson "old man river " ? "

Oooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really deep bass singing voices

If i was a rich man

“Deeper”

paul robeson "old man river " ?

Oooft"

I do a tribute act if him under the name Paul Robesoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

A good Aftershave gets my mind going

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

This is kind of cheating, I knew I liked them before but forgot until very lately.

There's no polite way to put this.

Big noses. You know, a solid nose. The kind of distinguished or sharp ones.

Yeah. Facesitting on a good nose?

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

A nice strong defined jaw!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Women grabbing the back of my head and neck, their fingers through the short hair there.

When I’m going down on them, yeah okay - that’s an obvious one. Of course it’s going to feel hot then. But simply when they kiss me, too? That was unexpectedly sexy as hell.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

When he undresses himself slowly in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silver in his work clothes. Or when he carried a Christmas tree around B&Q once, made me very turned on...so manly!

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By *nandwet69Couple
over a year ago

cwmbran

When my man , is covered in grease and oil from work. Make me so wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching my husband use the controls on the machine he's operating. He just ever so slightly twiddles and tweaks the button without having to look, fully knows what he's doing with his hands and fingers. Gets me every time.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Watching my husband use the controls on the machine he's operating. He just ever so slightly twiddles and tweaks the button without having to look, fully knows what he's doing with his hands and fingers. Gets me every time."

As a much younger man, I asked my girlfriend to tell me what turned her on - what I did that she thought was sexy. (We were on different continents at the time and writing each other letters.) I was expecting something filthy but what she actually said was that she thought I was hottest when I was driving. Looking totally relaxed while being in complete control.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Maybe not something you are going to chance upon OP but I was once trampled, which was surprisingly different. It wasn't with any meets or buddys but a gf. She wouldn't stop leaving the room to get food, drinks, snacks or this or that so I lay in front of the door to shut it .. She consequently started walking on me to move me. She was light as a feather, and we were both laughing our arses off. Never done it again and uncertain she liked it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of bonfires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The smell of bonfires

[Starts gathering random bits of wood and desperately looking for a match]

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Really deep bass singing voices"

This had an effect on me. Can't quite explain it though. It's not that I get turned on as such but there's something about a deeper voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it you were surprised.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I take it you were surprised."

Sorry, thought I implied that. Yes, I was surprised. Pleasantly so.

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By *ig-Bull-EssexMan
over a year ago

Southend

Haha well I have a deep voice and I'm happy to take requests

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Men or women driving motorbikes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take it you were surprised.

Sorry, thought I implied that. Yes, I was surprised. Pleasantly so."

I call this 'being capable'

It's very very hot.

Life skills, no weaponised incompetence

Hummina hummina

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Finding a new excel formula

Completing a Jigsaw

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I find outdoorsy men hot.

Sweaty furrowed brows really do it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find jelly between my toes strangly arousing

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Really deep bass singing voices"

Me me me lar lal lar

Or alternately I'll do my Barry white

Dur dada dur

My first my everything

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Seeing a ladies boobs sway and bum cheeks wobble as she walks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I take it you were surprised.

Sorry, thought I implied that. Yes, I was surprised. Pleasantly so.

I call this 'being capable'

It's very very hot.

Life skills, no weaponised incompetence

Hummina hummina

I get this by watching people with other people, how they interact and move

Some folk are so easily sexy and they just don't have a clue

Ease of communication doesn't come natural to all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work with a guy whose parents were Italian. As much as I liked him, I never fancied him. However, when he used to change mid conversation to speaking Italian I used to go weak at the knees...

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By *orthernguyXXXMan
over a year ago

ashington

Floor buffing machine get the handle at the correct hight and it's best vibrator ever ??

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Some people on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies in high bouncy pigtails, it’s the way they bounce, not sure why it blows my head but it does, ladies with big hair too, so sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men in cargo work trousers

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

People talking to me about stuff I don’t know anything about.

I like the knowledge

I love to hear their passion

And the feeling of trust that they’re not just bull shitting me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes, it’s a simple glimpse of skin. When their top rides up, and there’s a little bit of stomach there. Or for women, they bend forward and are unaware you can catch a glimpse down their top.

Good God, the bad thoughts that arise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thigh length leather boots sexy underwear x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women in flip flops is my thing

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Men in corduroy. Be it trousers or jacket.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

"Floor buffing machine get the handle at the correct hight and it's best vibrator ever ??"

Hahaha I had a wacker plate that was like that

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Big hands, of course in proportion

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

An Adams apple

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By *ohn MagnasonMan
over a year ago

ipswich

Ah yes fire

It's really primal isn't it,like you get back to your cave, put down your club and spear then remove each others mamoth hide coat, lay by the bonfire in the cold night air and make each other howl at the silver moon like a pair of wild wolves ??....so to that i would simply add, being naked by the bonfire

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By *ebanbetsyCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

Bright Red toe nails

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

The look of excitement, apprehension and joy in someone's eyes .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not quite sure how I chanced across it, but last night I was in a bit of a 'googlehole' and came across a photo of Calum Scott (of BGT / Dancing on my own fame)

In the pic, he was just wearing a pair of swimming trunks and a pair of ladies red high heels

Fuck, he looked hot

Instant localised stiffening in the groin area

Now, I've never even considered men in women's shoes as a thing, but it most certainly did the trick

It will need to be investigated further

So, what little arousing surprises have you lot had of late?

Things that have taken that you had never considered as being horny"

Female gym and athletics. Ballet dancers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men in corduroy. Be it trousers or jacket. "

I am mocked at work for how many colours of corduroy I rock up in

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Seeing a woman eat a jam sandwich omg especially blueberries

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

A pashmina or big scarf tied a certain way; or when a woman swooshes her hair so it's parted the "wrong" way; or, as much as I love heels, a woman in skinny jeans and loafers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBW not surprise really been like this my whole life work colleagues know as well think they are sexy lady’s

Don’t really give flying f**k what anyone else thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No what you did is open your mind to even more possibilities!

Don't stop now - you've gotten on the Venga party bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really deep bass singing voices"

Ooo this, deep voices are lush

Or if they smell delicious!

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