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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town

How do you squeeze yours?

Randomly in the middle.?

Rolled down from the top?

Do couples fight over it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Randomly but then roll from the bottom to extract every last micro dot.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

A good hard tug till it explodes over my toothbrush.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

From the end. I was housebroken

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

from the end always,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Randomly but then roll from the bottom to extract every last micro dot. "

Same here

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I do it like how I undress a man. I start in the middle, work my way down and then slowly work my way back up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep my own separate toothpaste away from everyone else in the house. I roll it from the bottom , make sure there isn’t left over toothpaste anywhere to go hard and make sure the lid is on properly.

The kids and my husband are feral animals. They squeeze in the middle and never put the lid back on properly I take it very seriously

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

My kids are middle squeezers. I would disown them but luckily they have their own bathroom with its own toothpaste.

J

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I keep my own separate toothpaste away from everyone else in the house. I roll it from the bottom , make sure there isn’t left over toothpaste anywhere to go hard and make sure the lid is on properly.

The kids and my husband are feral animals. They squeeze in the middle and never put the lid back on properly I take it very seriously "

I like it. Do the others argue about who left the top off or squeezed it from the top though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the middle but mine is plastic so doesn’t lose its shape

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Hubby and I have different ones, as I need a toothpaste for sensitive teeth, and he has Corsodyl.

I've always marvelled at how he can get the very last dregs out of the tube, but given that his mother's side is both Scots and Jewish, thriftiness is to be expected.

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By *oosebumpsxxWoman
over a year ago

Roaming

I roll from the bottom and as I roll I put a bulldog clip on it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gently lick around the lid till it explodes all in my mouth

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

Try finding an adventurous subbie and spread a little toothpaste on there genitals. How you get it out of the tube suddenly becomes irrelevant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it from the bottom. The wife from the middle. I then have to squeeze it up from the bottom to make sure there some in the middle

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I roll from the bottom and as I roll I put a bulldog clip on it lol "

Doesnt everyone?

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

If you squeeze the toothpaste anywhere apart from at the bottom then there is a serious problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep my own separate toothpaste away from everyone else in the house. I roll it from the bottom , make sure there isn’t left over toothpaste anywhere to go hard and make sure the lid is on properly.

The kids and my husband are feral animals. They squeeze in the middle and never put the lid back on properly I take it very seriously

I like it. Do the others argue about who left the top off or squeezed it from the top though? "

I don’t get involved but judging from the mess left afterwards I think they might be fighting with the toothpaste

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