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Just had an email offering me a chance to try their new 'plant blend' coffee for free.
Now I drink a lot of coffee. Always have done. For years.
As far as I've always been aware coffee comes from beans grown on...yep....plants.
Isn't all coffee 'plant based'? 
What kind of coffeefuckery is going on here? 
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"I'm confused.
Just had an email offering me a chance to try their new 'plant blend' coffee for free.
Now I drink a lot of coffee. Always have done. For years.
As far as I've always been aware coffee comes from beans grown on...yep....plants.
Isn't all coffee 'plant based'?
What kind of coffeefuckery is going on here?
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" Costa has launched its new plant-based 'Ultimate Blend' milk. Probably mean that. But coffee should be black. As they say 'once you go black, there's not need for milk in your coffee any longer'" Thanks. The email actually makes no reference to 'milk' at all. Plant based milk alternatives have been around for years though. Costa has used soya for fuck knows how long. Obviously whoever created this marketing campaign hadn't d*unk enough coffee the morning they came up with the idea. 
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"Enjoy it while it lasts - it's predicted that coffee (and chocolate) will be pretty much impossible to obtain due to a massive decrease in production in the coming years. Climate change, soil quality, bees unable to pollenate plants and the fact that almost all chocolate and coffee is produced within volatile temperature regions means both plant will become extinct soon. By 2050 its predicted you won't be able to get chocolate at all. And by 2080 coffee will be a thing of the past." I'm sure by 2050 and 2080, scientists will have come up with a way to create both in a lab lol. That is if there is such a demand that can't be solved through natural processes. | |||
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"Enjoy it while it lasts - it's predicted that coffee (and chocolate) will be pretty much impossible to obtain due to a massive decrease in production in the coming years. Climate change, soil quality, bees unable to pollenate plants and the fact that almost all chocolate and coffee is produced within volatile temperature regions means both plant will become extinct soon. By 2050 its predicted you won't be able to get chocolate at all. And by 2080 coffee will be a thing of the past." I'll likely be dead by then.
No amount of coffee would wake me.
Best carry on consuming coffee and chocolate at the rate I do now I guess. No point in rationing it to preserve availability for the future. Sod the kids of tomorrow.  
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"Enjoy it while it lasts - it's predicted that coffee (and chocolate) will be pretty much impossible to obtain due to a massive decrease in production in the coming years. Climate change, soil quality, bees unable to pollenate plants and the fact that almost all chocolate and coffee is produced within volatile temperature regions means both plant will become extinct soon. By 2050 its predicted you won't be able to get chocolate at all. And by 2080 coffee will be a thing of the past. I'm sure by 2050 and 2080, scientists will have come up with a way to create both in a lab lol. That is if there is such a demand that can't be solved through natural processes." Thus damaging the planet even further and exacerbating the problems aforementioned. So, no, that's likely a dreadful idea. | |||
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"Enjoy it while it lasts - it's predicted that coffee (and chocolate) will be pretty much impossible to obtain due to a massive decrease in production in the coming years. Climate change, soil quality, bees unable to pollenate plants and the fact that almost all chocolate and coffee is produced within volatile temperature regions means both plant will become extinct soon. By 2050 its predicted you won't be able to get chocolate at all. And by 2080 coffee will be a thing of the past. I'll likely be dead by then.
No amount of coffee would wake me.
Best carry on consuming coffee and chocolate at the rate I do now I guess. No point in rationing it to preserve availability for the future. Sod the kids of tomorrow.
A"Yeah, the kids of tomorrow won't be able to get the coffee or chocolate inside their breathing apparatus anyway. | |||
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"Enjoy it while it lasts - it's predicted that coffee (and chocolate) will be pretty much impossible to obtain due to a massive decrease in production in the coming years. Climate change, soil quality, bees unable to pollenate plants and the fact that almost all chocolate and coffee is produced within volatile temperature regions means both plant will become extinct soon. By 2050 its predicted you won't be able to get chocolate at all. And by 2080 coffee will be a thing of the past. I'm sure by 2050 and 2080, scientists will have come up with a way to create both in a lab lol. That is if there is such a demand that can't be solved through natural processes. Thus damaging the planet even further and exacerbating the problems aforementioned. So, no, that's likely a dreadful idea." You have a sunny disposition this Friday. Are you ok? | |||
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"Enjoy it while it lasts - it's predicted that coffee (and chocolate) will be pretty much impossible to obtain due to a massive decrease in production in the coming years. Climate change, soil quality, bees unable to pollenate plants and the fact that almost all chocolate and coffee is produced within volatile temperature regions means both plant will become extinct soon. By 2050 its predicted you won't be able to get chocolate at all. And by 2080 coffee will be a thing of the past. I'm sure by 2050 and 2080, scientists will have come up with a way to create both in a lab lol. That is if there is such a demand that can't be solved through natural processes. Thus damaging the planet even further and exacerbating the problems aforementioned. So, no, that's likely a dreadful idea. You have a sunny disposition this Friday. Are you ok?"
I've been at home alone for 9 days post-surgery and have about another week to go. Send nudes. | |||
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"You have a sunny disposition this Friday. Are you ok?
I've been at home alone for 9 days post-surgery and have about another week to go. Send nudes."Sorry to hear that dude, hope the recovery is going well and you're back on your feet soon!  | |||
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"Enjoy it while it lasts - it's predicted that coffee (and chocolate) will be pretty much impossible to obtain due to a massive decrease in production in the coming years. Climate change, soil quality, bees unable to pollenate plants and the fact that almost all chocolate and coffee is produced within volatile temperature regions means both plant will become extinct soon. By 2050 its predicted you won't be able to get chocolate at all. And by 2080 coffee will be a thing of the past. I'm sure by 2050 and 2080, scientists will have come up with a way to create both in a lab lol. That is if there is such a demand that can't be solved through natural processes. Thus damaging the planet even further and exacerbating the problems aforementioned. So, no, that's likely a dreadful idea. You have a sunny disposition this Friday. Are you ok?
I've been at home alone for 9 days post-surgery and have about another week to go. Send nudes."Do you prefer cock shots or moobs? 
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"You have a sunny disposition this Friday. Are you ok?
I've been at home alone for 9 days post-surgery and have about another week to go. Send nudes.
Sorry to hear that dude, hope the recovery is going well and you're back on your feet soon! "Thanks, Joe, I appreciate that. And a happy Friday to you sir x | |||
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"You have a sunny disposition this Friday. Are you ok?
I've been at home alone for 9 days post-surgery and have about another week to go. Send nudes.
Do you prefer cock shots or moobs?
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*get well soon and hope you find some tits in your inbox soon. "To be honest, my preference is female identifying parts, but given my current state I'll take whatever people have to offer! | |||
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"You have a sunny disposition this Friday. Are you ok?
I've been at home alone for 9 days post-surgery and have about another week to go. Send nudes.
Do you prefer cock shots or moobs?
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*get well soon and hope you find some tits in your inbox soon.
To be honest, my preference is female identifying parts, but given my current state I'll take whatever people have to offer! "Well we have no private content at all on here im afraid, so little point sending over whats already on display. But feel free to knock one out over Fox's funbags if if helps.
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"You have a sunny disposition this Friday. Are you ok?
I've been at home alone for 9 days post-surgery and have about another week to go. Send nudes.
Do you prefer cock shots or moobs?
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*get well soon and hope you find some tits in your inbox soon.
To be honest, my preference is female identifying parts, but given my current state I'll take whatever people have to offer!
Well we have no private content at all on here im afraid, so little point sending over whats already on display.
But feel free to knock one out over Fox's funbags if if helps.
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"Dear OP, I'm still coming to terms with the fact that you 'enjoy' Costa Coffee. "I expect you're more of a Cafe Nero kinda guy | |||
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"Dear OP, I'm still coming to terms with the fact that you 'enjoy' Costa Coffee.
I expect you're more of a Cafe Nero kinda guy"• Indeed. Caffé Nero™ for the usual high street identikit; independents to support the, er, independents and artisan sole traders. | |||
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"I'm confused.
Just had an email offering me a chance to try their new 'plant blend' coffee for free.
Now I drink a lot of coffee. Always have done. For years.
As far as I've always been aware coffee comes from beans grown on...yep....plants.
Isn't all coffee 'plant based'?
What kind of coffeefuckery is going on here?
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Do they mean it comes with vegan milk? That's the only explanation I can think of."The new soya and oat milk they use is fucking vile. It's made by Coca-Cola and has artificial sweeteners in that taste of absolutely shite. Costa is now off limits for coffee for this lactose intolerant person. It's annoying, because Costa is pretty much guaranteed to be wheelchair accessible, unlike Papa Joe's Independent Coffee House, which is more likely to be up 8 steps with no lift | |||
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" I've been at home alone for 9 days post-surgery and have about another week to go. Send nudes." I can't message you I think because I am a tight arse who doesn't pay for membership:D but I've unhidden myself I added some boobies to my profile to cheer you up, hopefully approved soon | |||
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"Enjoy it while it lasts - it's predicted that coffee (and chocolate) will be pretty much impossible to obtain due to a massive decrease in production in the coming years. Climate change, soil quality, bees unable to pollenate plants and the fact that almost all chocolate and coffee is produced within volatile temperature regions means both plant will become extinct soon. By 2050 its predicted you won't be able to get chocolate at all. And by 2080 coffee will be a thing of the past." Kinda but didn't they just germinate a plant that’ a been extinct for thousands of years? They kept finding seeds in excavation sites and someone decided to try and it worked, I can’t remember what it is but it’s growing If they can bring that back I’m sure we can do the same too | |||
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"I'm confused.
Just had an email offering me a chance to try their new 'plant blend' coffee for free.
Now I drink a lot of coffee. Always have done. For years.
As far as I've always been aware coffee comes from beans grown on...yep....plants.
Isn't all coffee 'plant based'?
What kind of coffeefuckery is going on here?
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"sounds mad to me. I've never bought into to the whole coffee shop culture. Put the kettle on, shove a spoon full of granules from out of the jar into the mug, add a splash of green top milk, and I'm a happy bunny. You can keep your posh cups of over priced spicy cappuchino latte or whatever. Never heard of anything so obviously daft in all my days." And I don't understand alcohol. Different people like different things. All good | |||
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"Ultimate blend milk = plant based. Im not one of the wierdos that specificaly needs thats shit but it is bloody nice ya know! It makes for a really nice creamy coffee.....ultimate vanilla latte please. "I'm one of those weirdos
I love diamond milk but costa replaced it with ultimate which is my go to now. | |||
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"So it’s not milk, it’s a concoction from a non animal source. Why do some vegans and vegetarians need to mimic real products? Call it what it is! " Does it hurt those who wish to consume animal lactate? | |||
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"So it’s not milk, it’s a concoction from a non animal source. Why do some vegans and vegetarians need to mimic real products? Call it what it is! Does it hurt those who wish to consume animal lactate?" I like it even more now you have used that term! It doesn’t hurt I just find it amusing. Vegan activists try to tell me what to do but get very prissy when challenged | |||
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"I'm confused.
Just had an email offering me a chance to try their new 'plant blend' coffee for free.
Now I drink a lot of coffee. Always have done. For years.
As far as I've always been aware coffee comes from beans grown on...yep....plants.
Isn't all coffee 'plant based'?
What kind of coffeefuckery is going on here?
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Do they mean it comes with vegan milk? That's the only explanation I can think of."its probably soya plant based with chemicals added to taste like coffee  | |||
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"Almond not diamond FFS "Have you tried milking a diamond??? | |||
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"So it’s not milk, it’s a concoction from a non animal source. Why do some vegans and vegetarians need to mimic real products? Call it what it is! Does it hurt those who wish to consume animal lactate? I like it even more now you have used that term! It doesn’t hurt I just find it amusing. Vegan activists try to tell me what to do but get very prissy when challenged " In this instance you're the ones telling vegans what to do? (I have a lovely chilli con carne for dinner tonight. And yes, carne like meat. I'm an omnivore) | |||
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"I'm confused.
Just had an email offering me a chance to try their new 'plant blend' coffee for free.
Now I drink a lot of coffee. Always have done. For years.
As far as I've always been aware coffee comes from beans grown on...yep....plants.
Isn't all coffee 'plant based'?
What kind of coffeefuckery is going on here?
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We talking Mellow birds or the Aldi instant good stuff??? "Do they still make Mellow Birds? That’s a blast from the past! | |||
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"Enjoy it while it lasts - it's predicted that coffee (and chocolate) will be pretty much impossible to obtain due to a massive decrease in production in the coming years. Climate change, soil quality, bees unable to pollenate plants and the fact that almost all chocolate and coffee is produced within volatile temperature regions means both plant will become extinct soon. By 2050 its predicted you won't be able to get chocolate at all. And by 2080 coffee will be a thing of the past. I'm sure by 2050 and 2080, scientists will have come up with a way to create both in a lab lol. That is if there is such a demand that can't be solved through natural processes. Thus damaging the planet even further and exacerbating the problems aforementioned. So, no, that's likely a dreadful idea." Yet there is the same genius strategy in motion for replacing consumption of livestock with lab grown alternatives | |||
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"Ultimate blend milk = plant based. Im not one of the wierdos that specificaly needs thats shit but it is bloody nice ya know! It makes for a really nice creamy coffee.....ultimate vanilla latte please. "Is it weird to be lactose intolerant? It is, after all, the natural state of affairs for adult mammals. All you lot with the mutation for lactase persistence are the bloody weirdos | |||
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