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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

No, I haven’t sent an unsolicited dick pic, well not for years, that didn’t work out well, the vicar is still having palpitations.

No dear congregation, last night whilst hunkered down to watch the Apprentice wearing what people call lounge wear but is actually pyjamas, I ran out of wine, now here’s the sin.

I threw on a hoody went to the off license in my PJs and bought a bottle of wine and a big bag of crisps. Forgive me.

Do you have anything to confess?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Funnily enough…. My confession:-

I was behind you in the queue and the sight turned me on so much, I put down my wine & crisps and went home immediately to rub one out

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By *atthew78Man
over a year ago

Winsford

Don't sweat it a few years back partly from a dare by my then gf I went the shop wearing a tiger onsie and a hood the girl in the shop laughed at the tail on the onsie

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Funnily enough…. My confession:-

I was behind you in the queue and the sight turned me on so much, I put down my wine & crisps and went home immediately to rub one out "

I thought that was you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have this morning revealed my beard to the world and its driving the women of the forums wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have this morning revealed my beard to the world and its driving the women of the forums wild "

And the occasional TV too.

Ooooft

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Don't sweat it a few years back partly from a dare by my then gf I went the shop wearing a tiger onsie and a hood the girl in the shop laughed at the tail on the onsie"

You’re number 1, you’re a tiger.

Although a dare, you were actually in possession of said onesie.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I have this morning revealed my beard to the world and its driving the women of the forums wild "

You can’t fight nature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never sin Fiddles

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I never sin Fiddles "

And if you did, I’d forgive you

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

You’re a very clean living lot aren’t you

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By *exymarvelMan
over a year ago

cardiff


"No, I haven’t sent an unsolicited dick pic, well not for years, that didn’t work out well, the vicar is still having palpitations.

No dear congregation, last night whilst hunkered down to watch the Apprentice wearing what people call lounge wear but is actually pyjamas, I ran out of wine, now here’s the sin.

I threw on a hoody went to the off license in my PJs and bought a bottle of wine and a big bag of crisps. Forgive me.

Do you have anything to confess?

"

I went to asda last weekend wearing my oodie and marvel pyjama bottoms for milk

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oh Fiddles darling. That is not a sin as you got more wine

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"No, I haven’t sent an unsolicited dick pic, well not for years, that didn’t work out well, the vicar is still having palpitations.

No dear congregation, last night whilst hunkered down to watch the Apprentice wearing what people call lounge wear but is actually pyjamas, I ran out of wine, now here’s the sin.

I threw on a hoody went to the off license in my PJs and bought a bottle of wine and a big bag of crisps. Forgive me.

Do you have anything to confess?

I went to asda last weekend wearing my oodie and marvel pyjama bottoms for milk"

Sickening behaviour, at least you didn’t buy a box of Frosties to go with the milk.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Oh Fiddles darling. That is not a sin as you got more wine

"

I was hoping you’d have some suitable penance for me.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m too busy sinning or planning sins to confess

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh Fiddles darling. That is not a sin as you got more wine

I was hoping you’d have some suitable penance for me. "

Just kisses. Mwah

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m too busy sinning or planning sins to confess "

You’re welcome to enter my private confessional, if only for planning purposes.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Oh Fiddles darling. That is not a sin as you got more wine

I was hoping you’d have some suitable penance for me.

Just kisses. Mwah "

I’m going to do a lot of sinning then.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m too busy sinning or planning sins to confess "

Can we plan some together darling?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh Fiddles darling. That is not a sin as you got more wine

I was hoping you’d have some suitable penance for me.

Just kisses. Mwah

I’m going to do a lot of sinning then. "

I hope so

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I sinned last night op. Had bathrooms to clean and laundry to sort - but instead I popped round to a local fb’s house for the first time in yonks - got almost licked to death by his young Rottweiler and had multiple orgasms when my Fb rogered me senseless.

If you happen to live next door to him - a thousand apologies.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I sinned last night op. Had bathrooms to clean and laundry to sort - but instead I popped round to a local fb’s house for the first time in yonks - got almost licked to death by his young Rottweiler and had multiple orgasms when my Fb rogered me senseless.

If you happen to live next door to him - a thousand apologies. "

I think you should actually get a commendation for that.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I sinned last night op. Had bathrooms to clean and laundry to sort - but instead I popped round to a local fb’s house for the first time in yonks - got almost licked to death by his young Rottweiler and had multiple orgasms when my Fb rogered me senseless.

If you happen to live next door to him - a thousand apologies.

I think you should actually get a commendation for that. "

I’d settle for a repeat performance in the not too distant future. He’s not as readily available as I’d like. How very dare men not offer their penis to the fairer sex as and when required?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just naughty ….

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'll only sin if there's a hot priest I can get on my knees for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sinful heads up in advance - I'm buying a heap of cheese, accoutrements & red wine for later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sinned last night op. Had bathrooms to clean and laundry to sort - but instead I popped round to a local fb’s house for the first time in yonks - got almost licked to death by his young Rottweiler and had multiple orgasms when my Fb rogered me senseless.

If you happen to live next door to him - a thousand apologies.

I think you should actually get a commendation for that.

I’d settle for a repeat performance in the not too distant future. He’s not as readily available as I’d like. How very dare men not offer their penis to the fairer sex as and when required? "

Common issue !

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I'll only sin if there's a hot priest I can get on my knees for "

Bless you my sinner, say two Hail Marys and shag me in the vestry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was rude on live cam in the chat rooms yesterday while hubby was at work. I happily took my punishment from hubby at bedtime

Mrs C

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Met a friend for a social coffee and ended up back at his workplace giving him a BJ. He was on duty at the time.

I blame the HRT.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I sinned last night op. Had bathrooms to clean and laundry to sort - but instead I popped round to a local fb’s house for the first time in yonks - got almost licked to death by his young Rottweiler and had multiple orgasms when my Fb rogered me senseless.

If you happen to live next door to him - a thousand apologies.

I think you should actually get a commendation for that.

I’d settle for a repeat performance in the not too distant future. He’s not as readily available as I’d like. How very dare men not offer their penis to the fairer sex as and when required?

Common issue ! "

Outrageous. There should be a complaints procedure for this! Mods - is there one?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I make no apologies for the 4 sausage rolls I’m about to consume

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I have to confess, I'm still in my dressing gown... I really need to get my arse in gear.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Sinful heads up in advance - I'm buying a heap of cheese, accoutrements & red wine for later! "

Damn that sounds good. Add pate, red grapes, olives, various flatbreads and dipping oils and I’m most definitely in.

All the above will blast my current attempts to lose weight out of the water - but some things are most definitely worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate cornflakes with a fork this morning because I was so tired I picked up the wrong utensil, and the kitchen was too far a pilgrimage to warrant the switch

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Sinful heads up in advance - I'm buying a heap of cheese, accoutrements & red wine for later! "

What time do you want me round

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I was rude on live cam in the chat rooms yesterday while hubby was at work. I happily took my punishment from hubby at bedtime

Mrs C

"

How did I miss that

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Met a friend for a social coffee and ended up back at his workplace giving him a BJ. He was on duty at the time.

I blame the HRT.

"

It’s not your fault. Absolved.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"I make no apologies for the 4 sausage rolls I’m about to consume "

Wow you really do love the sausage

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"I make no apologies for the 4 sausage rolls I’m about to consume

Wow you really do love the sausage "

Only Greggs one though

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I make no apologies for the 4 sausage rolls I’m about to consume

Wow you really do love the sausage

Only Greggs one though "

Lucky Greg

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"I make no apologies for the 4 sausage rolls I’m about to consume

Wow you really do love the sausage

Only Greggs one though

Lucky Greg "

Really I’m the lucky one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, I haven’t sent an unsolicited dick pic, well not for years, that didn’t work out well, the vicar is still having palpitations.

No dear congregation, last night whilst hunkered down to watch the Apprentice wearing what people call lounge wear but is actually pyjamas, I ran out of wine, now here’s the sin.

I threw on a hoody went to the off license in my PJs and bought a bottle of wine and a big bag of crisps. Forgive me.

Do you have anything to confess?

"

You're forgiven my child

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I'll only sin if there's a hot priest I can get on my knees for "

Look at you saying that like it doesn’t turn you on

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"I'll only sin if there's a hot priest I can get on my knees for

Look at you saying that like it doesn’t turn you on "

Oooft. That. Is.

Screw the fucking, that's my plan for tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sinful heads up in advance - I'm buying a heap of cheese, accoutrements & red wine for later! "

Is that for our cheese and wine tasting?

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