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Pampas grass - Really!!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Been a bit ignorant I suppose... Didn't take notice :-/

Is it true? And if it is, how many on here have it in their garden??

I don't x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't either, but when I'm in the mood it's only a 10 min walk to the Garden Centre

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It was a myth in the 70's in the days of keys in the bowl. As for it being true, im far too young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only when attached to an ankle chain. On the right leg.. Which is the left one of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errr..... The vicarage has a forest of the stuff....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Only when attached to an ankle chain. On the right leg.. Which is the left one of course. "

...in a shopping trolly in Tescos with a bunch of bananas on a Tuesday..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only when attached to an ankle chain. On the right leg.. Which is the left one of course.

...in a shopping trolly in Tescos with a bunch of bananas on a Tuesday.."

NO, it was Tuesday evening's in Asda with a galaxy bar in your trolley if you were single, and Tescos with a multipack of chocolate (or a box) if you like sexual variety

Come on viccie, basic stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a huge Pampas grass plant in our front garden when I was growing up in the 60's/70's, and my Mum was like Mary Whitehouse's clone!!! Go figure!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a huge one in our garden in the 70s so what's pampas grass got to do with anything apart from it's bloody good at cutting fingers and paper or am I being ignorant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats just reminded me I helped my mum remove a massive pampas grass off her front garden when I was a teeny

I know I have always looked at the stuff and though 'evil stuff' since so I will never have any on my gardens

Grass is in my mind, should be short and green, pref in the form of a lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who mentioned Tesco as the one by me is surrounded by pampas grass il hang around the car park a bit more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NO, it was Tuesday evening's in Asda with a galaxy bar in your trolley if you were single, and Tescos with a multipack of chocolate (or a box) if you like sexual variety

Come on viccie, basic stuff "

Right lets get this straight... you have to be in Asda or Tesco, on a Tuesday, with a left leg in your trolley wearing an ankle chain with a pampas grass attached. with a Galaxy bar if your looking for a single or a box of chocolates if your up for variety Think we will stick to Fab and Swingers Clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is an elderly couple down the street where i live with a huge Pampas in their front garden and i often wonder lol.

As for ankle chains not sure about that as i haven't seen one on anyone since going to Ibiza and i live in Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NO, it was Tuesday evening's in Asda with a galaxy bar in your trolley if you were single, and Tescos with a multipack of chocolate (or a box) if you like sexual variety

Come on viccie, basic stuff

Right lets get this straight... you have to be in Asda or Tesco, on a Tuesday, with a left leg in your trolley wearing an ankle chain with a pampas grass attached. with a Galaxy bar if your looking for a single or a box of chocolates if your up for variety Think we will stick to Fab and Swingers Clubs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NO, it was Tuesday evening's in Asda with a galaxy bar in your trolley if you were single, and Tescos with a multipack of chocolate (or a box) if you like sexual variety

Come on viccie, basic stuff

Right lets get this straight... you have to be in Asda or Tesco, on a Tuesday, with a left leg in your trolley wearing an ankle chain with a pampas grass attached. with a Galaxy bar if your looking for a single or a box of chocolates if your up for variety Think we will stick to Fab and Swingers Clubs

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But but.... cant you make an exception for me. I'll even pay

Ooh to be a single bloke eh?

To be fair, that would be pretty funny to watch admitted

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By *ighclassfunMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

So funny, but no I don't have pampus grass, so 1980's

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