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"And sparkly farts " I’ll leave unicorn like rainbows behind me in flight | |||
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"Discuss Also, Dave down the pub told me that if I stick one up my arse, I’ll be bestowed the magical gift of flight. Is this true….?" That’s tonight’s investigation sorted x | |||
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"Discuss Also, Dave down the pub told me that if I stick one up my arse, I’ll be bestowed the magical gift of flight. Is this true….?" Did he offer to do the installation for you..? If he did , I would be wary of his intentions. | |||
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"Discuss Also, Dave down the pub told me that if I stick one up my arse, I’ll be bestowed the magical gift of flight. Is this true….? Sounds a lush suggestion..." They actually do one called, ‘Unicorn Poop’ | |||
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"Discuss Also, Dave down the pub told me that if I stick one up my arse, I’ll be bestowed the magical gift of flight. Is this true….? That’s tonight’s investigation sorted x" I am imagining a startling although not entirely unpleasant Alka-Seltza like fizz down below followed by a euphoric feeling of weightlessness. …and then a massive fart | |||
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"Discuss Also, Dave down the pub told me that if I stick one up my arse, I’ll be bestowed the magical gift of flight. Is this true….? Did he offer to do the installation for you..? If he did , I would be wary of his intentions. " Funnily enough, now you mention it….he did to…. | |||
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"No. Just a whole world of no. Especially Lush - just overpowering & chemical" If I've been into Lush I usually come out feeling a bit sickly... | |||
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