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By *oly Fuck Sticks Batman OP   Couple
over a year ago

here & there

Ok so being smarty pants in our 40’s we were pretty sure that we knew a fair bit of the basics on how navigate life… but recently some friends showed us the way to wear a towel & stop it from falling down!

We now question everything - how have we gone through life struggling like imbeciles!

And for the 1% of you left that don’t know about this revelation - you pull it up & roll it away from yourself…

So what other top tips do we need educating on?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

There's a useful thread going about how to peel an orange

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Do you know the cleaning brown leather shoes with a banana skin one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to peel an orange in your pocket,see other thread for details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you know the cleaning brown leather shoes with a banana skin one? "

Sounds intruiging. Can you enlighten us?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Not quite in the theme, but I love Mark Twain’s quote.

When I was a teenager I thought my parents knew nothing.

When I was an adult I was amazed how much they’d learned.

Or words to that effect.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Do you know the cleaning brown leather shoes with a banana skin one?

Sounds intruiging. Can you enlighten us? "

Got to be leather but apparently if you find yourself with no shine on your brown shoes and the staff have neglected to stock up on brown polish, simply peel a banana and rub the inside of the skin on your shoes.

I've never tried it though

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Lube makes piercings so much easier to change.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Not quite in the theme, but I love Mark Twain’s quote.

When I was a teenager I thought my parents knew nothing.

When I was an adult I was amazed how much they’d learned.

Or words to that effect. "

When our children were teenagers I had a fridge magnet which proclaimed

'kids! Leave home now, while you still know everything '

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

I've only recently learned that the dashboard on your car shows you which side of your fuel cap is located.

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Shaving foam is good Mark's on carpets

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By *oly Fuck Sticks Batman OP   Couple
over a year ago

here & there


"I've only recently learned that the dashboard on your car shows you which side of your fuel cap is located."

That’s a great one - especially when driving vans.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The ‘frosting’ is actually supposed to inside bathroom windows.

Who knew? I’ve spent my whole life trying to wipe out the imperfections…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only since living in Brazil did I learn to light a bbq with old cooking oil and a toilet roll cone.

No flammable liquids or fire lighters.

Works 100%

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Using an apple corer (the ones that cut the apple into segments) is a lot quicker on potatoes for chips

Tried it last week, they loved them

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Do you know the cleaning brown leather shoes with a banana skin one?

Sounds intruiging. Can you enlighten us?

Got to be leather but apparently if you find yourself with no shine on your brown shoes and the staff have neglected to stock up on brown polish, simply peel a banana and rub the inside of the skin on your shoes.

I've never tried it though "

If you haven't got a banana then semen works just as well.

A

*I don't actually own any brown shoes so let me know how it goes.....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Do you know the cleaning brown leather shoes with a banana skin one?

Sounds intruiging. Can you enlighten us?

Got to be leather but apparently if you find yourself with no shine on your brown shoes and the staff have neglected to stock up on brown polish, simply peel a banana and rub the inside of the skin on your shoes.

I've never tried it though

If you haven't got a banana then semen works just as well.

A

*I don't actually own any brown shoes so let me know how it goes..... "

If it was anybody else but you I wouldn't believe that. However as it *is* you...I still don't.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Do you know the cleaning brown leather shoes with a banana skin one?

Sounds intruiging. Can you enlighten us?

Got to be leather but apparently if you find yourself with no shine on your brown shoes and the staff have neglected to stock up on brown polish, simply peel a banana and rub the inside of the skin on your shoes.

I've never tried it though

If you haven't got a banana then semen works just as well.

A

*I don't actually own any brown shoes so let me know how it goes.....

If it was anybody else but you I wouldn't believe that. However as it *is* you...I still don't.

"

As if I'd tell a fib on here.....

A

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

When you try to change a bin bag and it's hard to pull the bag out because of that "suction" issue, drill a couple of small holes either side of your bin and the problem dissapears.

No more fighting the bin bag out of the bin! Ha ha

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

This is after speaking to some Norwegians yesterday. Norway is such a long country that a flight from one end of the country to the other takes 5 hours. If you flipped Norway downwards it would reach past Spain.

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By *issTinyWoman
over a year ago

omagh


"Do you know the cleaning brown leather shoes with a banana skin one?

Sounds intruiging. Can you enlighten us?

Got to be leather but apparently if you find yourself with no shine on your brown shoes and the staff have neglected to stock up on brown polish, simply peel a banana and rub the inside of the skin on your shoes.

I've never tried it though

If you haven't got a banana then semen works just as well.

A

*I don't actually own any brown shoes so let me know how it goes..... "

Hahahahahahaha class

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I was well into my thirties before I realised that Tampons described as, Maxi Plus", related to flow and not the size of the hole!

I spent many Sunday mornings taking a pee in a woman's bathroom, seeing a Maxi Plus tampon box and being puzzled as sex with her hadn't felt like throwing a Mars bar down Oxford Street!

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

How to rip and fold raffle tickets.

Fold the strip then rip, so much quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember the first roast I had with an ex gf in my early twenties and she put a bit of everything on her fork and it was an enlightening moment for me a taste sensation. For the previous 20 odd years it hadn't crossed my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I can cook a chicken in my airfryer and comes out perfectly in just an hour!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I can tell myself a joke that I didn’t know

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